greasy greasy

Imagine yourself, you walk into an old, dark mansion while there's a thunderstorm occurring outside. You walk in, it's nice and warm, but the slight smell of semen fills the air. You hear jostling noises in the distance, and the echo of a "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH". You freeze immediately, and hide behind some nearby furniture. You wait a few minutes, and work up the courage to leave your hiding spot. You gaze at the room you are in. You notice small figurines on the shelves. They look faintly like Power Rangers...but something about them doesn't quite seem like it...on the floor, you notice piles of magazines. You pick up the magazine, it says "Scoreland". You attempt to open it, but the pages are stuck together...

As you feel you have explored the room enough, you decide to adventure into the corridor. As you walk into the corridor, you notice some writing etched into the walls. You pull out your trusty torch, and light it with a match. You attempt to decipher the writing, and it says "I HATE NIGGERS", as you look around, you notice the phrase "I HATE NIGGERS" has been scratched into the walls hundreds of times. As you venture further down the corridor, you notice a peculiar smell...you stumble upon a body. After examining it, the notice that the body was that of a woman. The woman's body is naked, and has an aluminum bat shoved into her vagina. Her face is unrecognizable because it is covered in a brown substance; which appears to be feces. Once you have had enough of the scene, you move further down the hallway.

"At last, you have reached the end of the corridor. You notice a room with its door slightly open, and a faint light protruding from it. You decide to investigate. Inside, you see a barren room, with only a desk and a computer monitor on it. As you walk in, you begin to notice mounds of tissues on the floor, and empty bottles of lotion sprawled everywhere. On the screen of the monitor, you notice images, but you are not able to decipher them immediately. As you get closer, you begin to realize what is on the screen;  typed into the internet browser search bar is "revenge porn". You decide to investigate the computer. However, once you grab the mouse, and click, you hear a "YEAHHHHHHHHHHH", and sounds even closer than it did before. Without hesitation, you hide behind the mound of tissues. Once you work up the courage to leave your hiding spot, you leave the room in a rush.

You decide to back trace from where you began, and venture up a large, stone stair case in the middle of the mansion's main room. As you climb the stairs, the smell of semen intensifies. As you reach the top of the stairs, the first room on your right says "torture" and the room on your left says "tim's room". As both doors are closed, you decide to not venture into either room. You slowly walk down the hall. Towards the end of the hall, you reach the source of your stench that filled the mansion. The room's door is slightly open, and you decide to go inside. As you open the door, it makes a loud "creaking" noise. Your heart stops, but nothing happens, so decide it is safe. As you go inside the room, the odor of feces and semen suddenly fills your nasal passage. On the walls "I HATE FILIPINOS" and "FUCK MAI" are smeared every where. As you observe the room further, you notice a small, naked body in a fetal position in the corner. "Is it another corpse?", you wonder. As you get closer, you notice it is lying in a pool of white substance, with hints of red in it. Just as you are within a meter of the body, the body springs up and yells "MY NAME IS GREASY MCFUCKNUT, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?! "

You run for it, but you are unable to outrun the creature. The creature has a crazed look on his face, and it is holding a meat cleaver. After pining you to the ground, it grabs its penis and begins to hack at it with its meat cleaver, while yelling "THIS FEELS GREAT". Blood pours all over you, and onto the clothes your stupid bitch mom spent $200 on at Tilly's.  You try to resist the creatures hold, but it is of no use. In a chance of fate, you decide to tickle the creature, and it works! The creature starts giggling, and you get up and make a run for it. The creature "HEY, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING?!" the creature chases you all the way to the entrance of the mansion, and into the courtyard.

Just as you feel you have evaded the creature, he tackles you, and pins you again, this time, with greater force. The creature exasperates "I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU, ASSHOLE" and begins to strangle you, with his barely attached penis flailing and bleeding on your stomach. Just as you feel your lungs are about to give in, you hear a phone ring. The creature yells, "GOD DAMMIT" and brings out his iPhone. He begins talking in a strange language, but you hear hints of English in the conversation.  You hear, "Greasy, it is too late for you to be outside!", to which the creature says,"okay, I'll come back inside..." the creature hangs up his phone, snarls and glares at you, then runs back inside the mansion...immediately,  you run back onto the road, and don't stop running for miles. Once you stop running, you run into another traveler. The traveler has long hair, and is wearing a shirt that says "Cattle Decapitation" on it. The traveler is wailing, and is holding a razor to his bloodied wrist. Upon seeing you, he stops wailing, and utters "God dammit..."