Scamed by Simple

Never tell your password to anyone.
dymoblade: Hello?
dymoblade: You added me?
Simple_Nipplez: yeh im interested in your hib7
dymoblade: Ok.
dymoblade: What have you to offer?
Simple_Nipplez: dungeon defenders, scribblenauts, tl1,2 killing floor, magicka, all keys
dymoblade: I could do for a combo...
Simple_Nipplez: what do you mean?
dymoblade: What's tl?
dymoblade: Do you mean all for the HIB7?
Simple_Nipplez: no
Simple_Nipplez: dd + scribble?
dymoblade: Ok. I can do that.
dymoblade: I do have to remind you that it's not BTA.
dymoblade: But with extra games. You fine with that?
dymoblade: Also, can I see your steamtrades profile?
dymoblade: Just to make sure.
Simple_Nipplez: yeh ofc
Simple_Nipplez: dont have steamtrades
Simple_Nipplez: but look at my steam profile
dymoblade: Ok.
Simple_Nipplez: got my reps there
dymoblade: Well, you look good. Who's going first?
Simple_Nipplez: i guess you, hib7 is outside steam , these keys are directly to steam
dymoblade: Fair enough.
dymoblade: https://www.humblebundle.com/?gift=d8wdEq8Vd2X6
dymoblade: That one should be the unreclaimed one.
dymoblade: What say you?
Simple_Nipplez: its good ^^
dymoblade: You found your steam keys?
Simple_Nipplez: wait the link is fucking for me
Simple_Nipplez: said i have to login
Simple_Nipplez: so waiting for email
dymoblade: Yeah. I think it's supposed to do that.
dymoblade: So what's going on?
Simple_Nipplez: waiiit
Simple_Nipplez: im waiting for email -.-'
Simple_Nipplez: im not freakin getting it
Simple_Nipplez: just hang on here, im not deleting you, im just waiting for the mail
dymoblade: How long should I wait?
Simple_Nipplez: untill i get the email
dymoblade: Also, is this you?
Simple_Nipplez: but it seems im not getting it so the only thing we can do is wait
dymoblade: http://www.steamtrades.com/user/zcatboobz
dymoblade: Just wondering out of curiosity I gues..
Simple_Nipplez: what?
dymoblade: Anyway, says someone has redeemed the key already. You've got it.
Simple_Nipplez: but i havent got the email
Simple_Nipplez: i have to be 100% sure dude
dymoblade: Here, just go to that humble link again. You should get it.
Simple_Nipplez: yeh i can see but i havent got a email yet.
dymoblade: Face it. I'm not going to get those steam keys am I?
Simple_Nipplez: just wait, for gods sake
Simple_Nipplez: im not getting the email -.,-'
Simple_Nipplez: are you sure you sent it?
dymoblade: Of course I did. Because you got it!
dymoblade: This is the first time I got scammed.
dymoblade: Please don't go yet, because I want to talk to you.
Simple_Nipplez: waiit
Simple_Nipplez: im waiting for the email
Simple_Nipplez: i can send screenshot
dymoblade: Ok.
Simple_Nipplez: http://gyazo.com/b846ba5bf348fac04ce850afb65def3a
Simple_Nipplez: you see
Simple_Nipplez: havent got it
dymoblade: Maybe you don't need the e-mail?
dymoblade: Just get on to the humble link. Or so admit that you hast stolen from mine meagre purse, which thou not knowest that I have plucked the very sands of ubiquity in my soul.
dymoblade: So let us part with hardened hearts. If I, not wealthier, then at least wealthier in knowledge, and worldlier in spirit. Farewell, mindless childhood, for thou hast forsaken me in life and schedule.
Simple_Nipplez: wait what?
dymoblade: Take thee, enjoy thine thin splendour. For thou, though richer in flesh, may grow weary in spirit. Guilt, forsake him, and may he enjoy his excess with untainted spirit. His sould doth continue in unparalleled Hell, yet may him, on Earth, continue the joy.
Simple_Nipplez: but listen , could you see the email in the screenshot?
dymoblade: The reason you didn't get the e-mail, is 1) you deleted it, 2) you typed in the address wrong, 3) Humble never asked for it in the first place. I'd say 3, seeing that I've accepted a gift before.
dymoblade: Let me continue my despairing soliloquy in peace.
dymoblade: For though he hast betrayed my trust, and stabbed horns upon my inwards, my heart, as long as it beats, beats, beats, shall be forevermore calm, satiated, and ubiquitious.
dymoblade: I entreat the world, to be stupid is not wise. To be honest is not wise. To be inexperienced is not wise. Wisdom comes not from books, nor arithemetic in mind, but from fleshly activity and definite tasks of the body.
dymoblade: I entreat the world, heaven and hell is not an otherworldly place!
Simple_Nipplez: are you a priest?
dymoblade: It is here! In our mind!
dymoblade: And no, I'm not a priest. I'm a poet.
Simple_Nipplez: okeey..
dymoblade: *proud face*
dymoblade: So are you a scammer? Because I haven't met one before, and I'm really excited about it.
dymoblade: I've read about them in other people's threads, and a few books, but I didn't think they really existed.
dymoblade: Like the kraken. Only they really don't exist.
dymoblade: More like pirates I guess, only they do exist.
dymoblade: Sorry, my excitement got the better of me. Whew. So, I should ask some questions.
dymoblade: Where were you on the night of March 17th?
dymoblade: Lol. I'm not a stalker.
dymoblade: Anyway, sorry to blab. I should let you talk.
dymoblade: I don't like scammers, but I like your type.
dymoblade: At least you don't just defriend me and leave me in the cold. This way, I can talk to you as if you're actually listening.
dymoblade: Though you're not.
dymoblade: So what did you do last night?
dymoblade: I was writing poetry.
dymoblade: But enough about me. What about you?
Simple_Nipplez: im a dancer
dymoblade: Fun!
dymoblade: Although I'd never want to be a dancer, I have a friend who wants to be a male dancer.
dymoblade: He did ballet. Poor chap, he got teased a lot in school. I've known him since we were just kids. Anyway, he's a musician now.
dymoblade: So, are you a dancer, as in, that's how you put food on the table? Or are you a poet the way I'm a poet?
dymoblade: I'm not a real poet. I'm a real software engineer.
dymoblade: Well sort of. I design them, and do simple classes and controllers. Other people do the actual modelling and real controller work.
dymoblade: So, got the email? That's fine if you don't. I don't care anymore.
dymoblade: Kind of gave up.
Simple_Nipplez: well havent got it yet
dymoblade: What time is it there?
Simple_Nipplez: 10:15 pm
dymoblade: It's 9:16 am here!
Simple_Nipplez: lo
Simple_Nipplez: l
dymoblade: Is it Friday there?
Simple_Nipplez: well im dancing modern dance
Simple_Nipplez: yeh
Simple_Nipplez: www.youtube.com/magicdrummerdancer
Simple_Nipplez: and yes i was going to scam you
Simple_Nipplez: but i havent got the email yet
Simple_Nipplez: so both of us lost
Simple_Nipplez: XD
dymoblade: Modern dance? Is that like MJ?
dymoblade: Only you haven't lost. You just didn't get what you wanted. Only you probaby have it anyway.
dymoblade: Anyway, that looks cool!
dymoblade: How often do you try scamming people. Out of curiosity.
dymoblade: Don't worry. I'm not angry.
dymoblade: I was angry when I first realised I was done for, but I don't care anymore. I try not to care.
dymoblade: Hakuna Matata.
Simple_Nipplez: well
Simple_Nipplez: i scam alot
Simple_Nipplez: because thats the way you get free games
Simple_Nipplez: idiots who really think there is 10000000 real steamkeys out there on the internet
dymoblade: Ha ha! Down with stupid people who get scammed.
dymoblade: Well, thanks for scamming me then.
dymoblade: At least the damage was little.
dymoblade: I'm wiser for it!
Simple_Nipplez: well i didnt get anything from the scam
Simple_Nipplez: XD
dymoblade: I bet not many people thank you for scamming them, I guess.
Simple_Nipplez: nope
Simple_Nipplez: i scammed some games n stuff today
Simple_Nipplez: like dear esther
dymoblade: Of the 116 games you have in your library, just how many do you think are stolen?
dymoblade: And ooh. I wanted Dear Esther.
dymoblade: Not that I'm going to go scamming someone now! Lol.
Simple_Nipplez: do you got tradeable steam games?
Simple_Nipplez: because we can do a legit trade if you want
dymoblade: I hope I'm not being insenstive, am I?
dymoblade: And sorry, I've only got Dota 2s.
Simple_Nipplez: i dunno XD
Simple_Nipplez: oh okey
dymoblade: Well, despite what everyone else says, scammers do have souls.
Simple_Nipplez: and gingers
Simple_Nipplez: XD
dymoblade: And robots.
Simple_Nipplez: maybe
Simple_Nipplez: and aliens
dymoblade: R2D2 is a testament of that.
Simple_Nipplez: lolololo
dymoblade: Is it alright if I ask a few more questions? I'm just a naturally curious person.
Simple_Nipplez: yeh sure
dymoblade: Thanks! Most scammers just scarper off at this stage, I heard.
dymoblade: So you're a cut above!
Simple_Nipplez: heheheh awesome :3
Simple_Nipplez: btw do you got any tf2 keys?
dymoblade: I traded for them. Slowly
Simple_Nipplez: :i
dymoblade: So, do you have multiple accounts? I mean, I just looked at your steamtrade profile, and there aren't as many negative reps as there should be. I think.
Simple_Nipplez: this is my only acc
dymoblade: Really? Then how many of your 116 games did you get legitimately?
Simple_Nipplez: maybeee
Simple_Nipplez: 20
Simple_Nipplez: haha
dymoblade: What about War Z?
Simple_Nipplez: bought it
dymoblade: That's good!
dymoblade: That's great news!
Simple_Nipplez: defiance aswell
dymoblade: I'm staunchly against pirating, because I believe that if you really enjoy something, then money should go to the person who made that thing.
dymoblade: At least you pay for what you like!
dymoblade: I'm a supporter of voiting with money.
Simple_Nipplez: yup
dymoblade: Tell me, do you ever scam someone twice?
dymoblade: Or have you scammed someone who's been scammed before?
dymoblade: I doubt it would work, but it could.
Simple_Nipplez: i never scam same person twice
Simple_Nipplez: and ye i've done that
Simple_Nipplez: and i've got scammed aswell
dymoblade: Ooh. Ouch. Doubled.
dymoblade: What happened?
Simple_Nipplez: i trusted him lol
Simple_Nipplez: so i gave key first
Simple_Nipplez: then he blocked me
dymoblade: That scoundrel! At least you stayed for a chat.
dymoblade: What did you lose?
Simple_Nipplez: cities in motion
dymoblade: Oh. At least it was a low-tier key.
Simple_Nipplez: yup
dymoblade: When did you start scamming?
Simple_Nipplez: some months ago when i realized it worked
dymoblade: He he. So it's sort of a, "Hey, some people do it. Let's try." sort of thing. Like cocaine.
dymoblade: Sorry if I use crass language sometimes.
dymoblade: I'm not trying to insult you. It's just the way I speak.
dymoblade: I accidentally offend people in real life too. Too often.
dymoblade: I bet scamming people is fun. Not because of the games you get, but because of the thrill of having outsmarted someone.
dymoblade: What actually made you start scamming? Was there something specific? Or was it more out of the blue?
Simple_Nipplez: i dunno actually
Simple_Nipplez: i tried and it went good first time
Simple_Nipplez: so i realized that is so freakin easy to scam
dymoblade: I can imagine it to be easy.
dymoblade: Especially the way you did it. You're an expert of it, I suppose!
dymoblade: I mean, that list of games were so convincing!
dymoblade: Just, add a sprinkle of high-tier bundle games, and voila! You had me hooked my the nose.
Simple_Nipplez: exacly
Simple_Nipplez: the trick is to convince them to give first
Simple_Nipplez: otherwise it wont work
Simple_Nipplez: ey dude, you want a Defiance beta key?
dymoblade: Thanks, but no thanks. It doesn't look like the sort of game I fancy.
dymoblade: Maybe it should go to him:
dymoblade: http://www.steamtrades.com/user/tehveyz
dymoblade: He'll probably find a better use of it than me.
dymoblade: I also see that most of the people who you scam have low rep.
dymoblade: Possibly indicating towards inexperience.
Simple_Nipplez: yep
dymoblade: Funny thing is, although this is the first time I got scammed, I nearly got scammed another time.
dymoblade: He offered $3 paypal for that exact link you took.
Simple_Nipplez: but i alredy scammed that guy today
Simple_Nipplez: XD
dymoblade: Exactly. :)
dymoblade: 26 minutes ago.
dymoblade: Anyway, I told him that he had only 3 rep, so he should go first. Then he left.
dymoblade: He didn't have any negative rep, so it must have been his first go.
dymoblade: To this day, he still doesn't have any negative rep.
dymoblade: You know, if your first attempt as scamming someone didn't work, would you have tried again?
dymoblade: I'm going to be AFK for a moment. I'd really like to know your answer. Thanks! :)
Simple_Nipplez: i maybe would have tried it again
dymoblade: Maybe.
dymoblade: I live with my parents.
Simple_Nipplez: im 14 XD
dymoblade: Ok. It's normal for you!
dymoblade: For me, it's easier that way. They give me a roof, and I pay my rent, I get to keep my junk in the room, etc.
dymoblade: Are you sure you're supposed to be playing War Z?
dymoblade: I mean, you're 14 right?
Simple_Nipplez: hah-hah
dymoblade: I've heard of parents who buy L4D2 for their 12 year old kids.
dymoblade: That's horrifying.
Simple_Nipplez: no?
Simple_Nipplez: its a fucking game?
dymoblade: I mean, yeah, it's just a game.
Simple_Nipplez: and its zombies, not even normal people
Simple_Nipplez: go look up Postal 2
Simple_Nipplez: thats real ppl
Simple_Nipplez: blood
Simple_Nipplez: dying.
dymoblade: I guess I'm just not that sort of person.
dymoblade: I'm not into the gratuitous violence and gore, sort of thing.
dymoblade: Do your parents know about War Z? I hope they don't. If they don't, it means 1) They are good for not letting you play that game, and 2) They haven't flipped out yet.
dymoblade: I bet they're good resposible people who wouldn't normally let you play games like that.
Simple_Nipplez: ...
Simple_Nipplez: how old are you?
Simple_Nipplez: they bought it for me..
Simple_Nipplez: because i asked them
dymoblade: Oh. Well, I guess they know you best.
dymoblade: Sorry for what I said earlier.
Simple_Nipplez: what? i didnt get offended
dymoblade: By the way, when I was talking about parents that buy L4D2 for their kids, I was talking about my friend. Their parents were a little slack then.
dymoblade: Do your parents know about you scamming?
Simple_Nipplez: nope
dymoblade: Well, I hope it stays that way.
Simple_Nipplez: same here
dymoblade: To be honest, it's bad enough that you''re stealing behind their backs. But it can only get worse if they knew.
dymoblade: Sometimes. being honest isn't the best way to go.
Simple_Nipplez: i dont really think they would care
dymoblade: Really? Parents are usually pretty clear about these things. I mean, violent games are one thing, where it's half-normal for kids to be playing 6 - 8 years above their age. Theft is a completely different thing, and it's not really acceptable at any age.
Simple_Nipplez: ...
dymoblade: As a semi-responsible adult, I have to advice you not to scam people again.
dymoblade: What you do though, is your choice.
Simple_Nipplez: how old are you?
dymoblade: 'bout 26.
dymoblade: Now to tell my side of the story.
dymoblade: I realised I was done for around here: "Simple_Nipplez: im not freakin getting it"
dymoblade: Remember that part? Because I still feel horrible about it.
dymoblade: Not horrible about you, personally, but just about what I've done.
dymoblade: I hope you see me as a normally amiable person.
Your state is set to Offline.
Simple_Nipplez is now Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Connected again and rejoined chat.
Simple_Nipplez is now Away.
dymoblade: You might notice that not once did I swear.
Simple_Nipplez: what do you mean?
Simple_Nipplez: still havent got the email...
Simple_Nipplez: why not?
dymoblade: Oh come on. :) Stop being silly. You're never getting the e-mail.
Simple_Nipplez: i guess not
dymoblade: Anyway, even though I'ma normally normal person, when I realised I was scammed, I felt that horrible urge to rip someone's trachea out of their very own jugular.
dymoblade: And that's the guy who can't play Bioshock.
dymoblade: It's like... It's like being betrayed by the world.
Simple_Nipplez: XD
dymoblade: I felt that calm, cold anger. Not the sort of anger you feel when you just want to scream and kick a chair across a room. That horrifyingly despicable rage that just makes you want to calculate despair.
dymoblade: It was horrible.
dymoblade: Now, do remind yourself that I'm not angry at you anymore.
dymoblade: It was only a little thing that you took. Hardly anything to my wallet. Ok, to be honest, it's quite a lot, as that was $2 out of the $18 I had.
dymoblade: But what I mean is, it's not what you stole. It's the fact that you stole that gives people that jeepers.
dymoblade: So you've scammed a lot of people during the last few months? That's a lot of sad people.
dymoblade: They might not be sad anymore though.
dymoblade: But it doesn't matter.
dymoblade: Anyway, I don't know if you're still reading this, but do remind yourself that it's really hard for a 26 something year old to stay mad at a 14 year old.
Simple_Nipplez: hahaa
dymoblade: You have a soul.
dymoblade: We've already established that.
Simple_Nipplez: ofc
dymoblade: Can you save it?
Simple_Nipplez: what?
dymoblade: Here, I'm not usually a religious person. But I am an amatuer poet and philosopher.
Simple_Nipplez: yeh i've noticed that
dymoblade: The way I see it, heaven and hell isn't something "out there". It's here. In our minds. I'm not saying your mind is hell, because it probably isn't, the way you're talking right now.
dymoblade: But think of the people you've scammed. I'm quite sure you've dipped their toes into hell, and I'm thankful you didn't plunge them in completely.
Simple_Nipplez: you are overreacting every single step of life.
Simple_Nipplez: its just some games
dymoblade: Maybe it's time you stopped scamming?
dymoblade: And yes, it's just some games. But it's more the fact that a fellow human being betrayed them.
dymoblade: It hurts.
dymoblade: Anyway, if it's just some games, what makes you scam them?
dymoblade: Look, I can't tell you to do this, and do that.
dymoblade: I'm only trying to convince you otherwise. If you resolutely know that you want to keep scamming people, fine. It's totally up to you. I just want you to realise that it hurts other people.
Simple_Nipplez: so talking about hurting people, if thats so important, how come you dont sell your computer to save energy and save nature so it doesnt hurt ppl
dymoblade: I guess because I need the computer to keep my job and help out my parents. Although selling my computer would probably save a dozen starving kids in Africa. I guess I care about my parents more.
dymoblade: Yes, I'm a hypocrite.
Simple_Nipplez: yup
dymoblade: But... um... You're not getting the point...
Simple_Nipplez: btw did you want dear esther?
dymoblade: No thank you. I'm fine. :)
Simple_Nipplez: ok
dymoblade: I'm not going to fall for that trick... :)
Simple_Nipplez: well its a tradeable steam item so i dont see how i could possibly scam you
dymoblade: Not that trick.
Simple_Nipplez: what trick then
dymoblade: The other, "Ha! You accept blood money as well!" trick.
Simple_Nipplez: wut?
dymoblade: Basically, a trick to make me accept stolen goods so I'm forced to judge my morality.
dymoblade: The timing was really right. :)
Simple_Nipplez: well...
Simple_Nipplez: then i'll keep the game for myself i guess
dymoblade: Sure. That's fine. Or you can return it to its owner.
dymoblade: That would make him really happy.
dymoblade: I'd like to ask another question.
dymoblade: You, being the first experienced scammer I've met, I'm really interested in how you work.
dymoblade: How do you rationalise scamming others? I mean, how do you excuse yourself?
Simple_Nipplez: i dont have any excuses
Simple_Nipplez: when the scam is complete i block them
dymoblade: No, that's not what I meant.
Simple_Nipplez: uhu?
dymoblade: Rationalisation. Why do you think it's all right for you to scam people?
Simple_Nipplez: becuase they are stupid enough to think that this is legit
dymoblade: Hm. Seems good enough. I'm not a vegetarian, so I can't really build a good argument.
dymoblade: So you justify your actions by stating that your victims are unintelligent. Pretty interesting.
Simple_Nipplez: but its not my fault they are stupid trading around with steam keys
dymoblade: So basically, it's the Kevlar Hypothesis.
dymoblade: You've heard of the Grandpa hypothesis right?
dymoblade: It's kind of like that.
Simple_Nipplez: nope
dymoblade: Anyway, the hypothesis goes that if I point a gund at someone, and I pulled the trigger, my victim obviously wanted to die because he didn't stop himself from dying by wearing Kevlar.
Simple_Nipplez: i really dont actually care
dymoblade: Hm, so you scamming people is caused by apathy.
dymoblade: I've learnt something! :)
dymoblade: Can I fix that apathy of yours?
Simple_Nipplez: no
dymoblade: Well, I'm all broke. I can't think of any other way to change your ways. I've employed every trick I've learnt. Which is about three of them.
Simple_Nipplez: :I
dymoblade: Well, at least you were courteous enough to give me a go at talking with you!
dymoblade: But for my fourth.
dymoblade: I wonder, after all we've been through, which is hardly anything, would you steal from me again if there was a way to do it without me noticing? And be honest.
Simple_Nipplez: no, i wouldnt
Simple_Nipplez: you've suffered enough XD
dymoblade: True. So you're like the tax man, taking off everyone, I guess.
dymoblade: Should other people deserve to suffer as much as I did? Did I deserve what I suffered?
Simple_Nipplez: i really dont care
dymoblade: Would you say your apathy was a defence mechanism?
Simple_Nipplez: no
dymoblade: Maybe that's what you think. Maybe you do care about me, and all those people you've scammed. After all, if scammers, gingers, and robots have souls, then we all do right?
dymoblade: I would care what happened to you.
dymoblade: If someone scammed you tomorrow, and you told me, I'd feel sorry for you.
dymoblade: How sorry I feel, I can decide at my discretion though.
Simple_Nipplez is now Online.
dymoblade: Would you feel sorry for me if I got scammed tomorrow again? WOuld I have been stupid, so as to deserve it?
Simple_Nipplez is now playing Lead and Gold - Gangs of the Wild West. Click here to join.
Simple_Nipplez: yes
dymoblade: Wow. That's harsh.
dymoblade: Well, I don't think I can help you there.
dymoblade: I'm sorry to say, I expected better of you.
dymoblade: I'm not angry. Just disappointed.
Simple_Nipplez: your not my parent XD
dymoblade: I guess.
dymoblade: How much would you let go of Dear Esther for?
Simple_Nipplez: i dunno
Simple_Nipplez: depends on offer
dymoblade: Well, I don't have much anymore.
dymoblade: Do you play TF2?
Simple_Nipplez: i did before
dymoblade: What about a key for you Dear Esther, ey? Sell it on the market and make yourself $2?
Simple_Nipplez: what kind of key?
dymoblade: TF2 keys.
dymoblade: Just one.
Simple_Nipplez: i traded my 2 tf2 keys for dear esther
Simple_Nipplez: so no
dymoblade: Wait, I thought you scammed Dear Esther?
Simple_Nipplez: nope
Simple_Nipplez: i scammed the keys and then scammed dear esther
dymoblade: Well, I guess you're not doing it then.
Simple_Nipplez: im trying to scam a guy right now
dymoblade: Hm? Which guy?
Simple_Nipplez: elsyui[m]
Simple_Nipplez: you are talking with my friend
Simple_Nipplez: who is sitting next to me
Simple_Nipplez: hahaa
Simple_Nipplez: he tried to scam you and i was like NOOO
dymoblade: Well, so Timmy isn't your alt?
Simple_Nipplez: nope
Simple_Nipplez: XD
dymoblade: So you two are in cahoots?
Simple_Nipplez: cahoots?`??
dymoblade: Funny thing is, on Steamtrades, Timmy seems to be the more infamous out of your two.
dymoblade: Does Timmy really have a Ship 2 gift?
Simple_Nipplez: he actually does
Simple_Nipplez: check his inventory
dymoblade: I tried, but his inventory is private.
Simple_Nipplez: oh :(
Simple_Nipplez: then i dunno