Leeroy Jenkins: Insanity and Sylladices

[21:33] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay that's it"
[21:33] <Lyra_Bel> Roll 1d20+1 to try and stand up again
[21:33] <`DM> Lyra_Bel rolled 1d20+1 to try and stand up again [ 1d20=7 ]{8}
[21:33] <[KE]> Nope
[21:33]  * Alexander_Pyrite prepares to catch her
[21:34]  * Lyra_Bel falls again
[21:34] <Lyra_Bel> "Bluh!"
[21:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((I'm gonna assume I missed the catch)
[21:35] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Oh sorry"
[21:35] <Lyra_Bel> "S'fine"
[21:35] <Lyra_Bel> "This is stupid"
[21:36] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Wheelchair then?"
[21:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Don't even know if that'll help"
[21:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Just gotta get down there"
[21:36] <Lyra_Bel> "Might be able to use wings to glide"
[21:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> "You could try to piggyback ride me"
[21:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> "And I'll find a way down"
[21:38] <Lyra_Bel> "Will the way be jumping?"
[21:39] <Alexander_Pyrite> "No, I don't think I could hold onto you"
[21:39] <Lyra_Bel> "Hmm..."
[21:40] <Lyra_Bel> "We need to get back up for this to work"
[21:41]  * Lyra_Bel tries to draw an elevator
[21:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Are you strong enough for that?"
[21:41] <Alexander_Pyrite> "You can't make wings"
[21:42] <Kek[AT]> Lol Nope
[21:42] <Lyra_Bel> "I'll figure something out"
[21:42] <Kek[AT]> Escalators are complex as shit
[21:42] <Lyra_Bel> "Actually... here"
[21:42]  * Lyra_Bel gives Alex new wings
[21:42] <Lyra_Bel> Roll 1d20+5 Performance
[21:42] <`DM> Lyra_Bel rolled 1d20+5 Performance [ 1d20=15 ]{20}
[21:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Cool"
[21:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Will these hold?"
[21:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Should.  I won't be too otherwise occupied, cuz I'm staying up here"
[21:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Go down, captcha as much as you can, bring it back up"
[21:44] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Alright"
[21:44] <Lyra_Bel> "DO NOT decaptcha anything.  That kills people"
[21:44]  * Alexander_Pyrite looks over the cliff again
[21:44] <Lyra_Bel> "Wait no"
[21:44] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Jesus that's a long drop"
[21:44] <Lyra_Bel> "First"
[21:45]  * Lyra_Bel points to the firecrackers that she accidentally ejected
[21:45] <Lyra_Bel> "Grab those"
[21:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Ok then"
[21:46]  * Alexander_Pyrite complies
[21:46] <Lyra_Bel> "Now hand me the card they're in"
[21:47] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Ok"
[21:47]  * Alexander_Pyrite does it
[21:48]  * Lyra_Bel decaptchas the firecrackers using HER modus
[21:51]  * Lyra_Bel grins
[21:52] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay.  Give me every full card you have"
[21:53]  * Alexander_Pyrite gives her the gold, a cookie, and a lighter
[21:53] <Lyra_Bel> "Awesome"
[21:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "That's all I can do without an explosion"
[21:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Man what a terrible idea to use this modus"
[21:53] <Lyra_Bel> "Not the stuff, the cards themselves"
[21:54] <Lyra_Bel> "Should be able to give me a card without ejecting it, right?"
[21:54] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Oh yeah"
[21:54]  * Alexander_Pyrite gives her all the empty cards and he cards with spiderguts in them
[21:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Nice the piece of shit let's me do that atleast
[21:56]  * Lyra_Bel ejects everything onto the ground using Priority Modus's handy ability to AIM where you dump all your garbage
[21:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Oh!"
[21:56] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I see what you're doing"
[21:56]  * Lyra_Bel then gives Alex the combined cards from both of their sylladices, entirely emptied
[21:57] <Lyra_Bel> "Think it'll work?"
[21:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "I do"
[21:58] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Will these wings work?"
[21:58]  * Lyra_Bel stops sustaining the couch
[21:59] <Lyra_Bel> "They oughtta"
[21:59] <Lyra_Bel> "The first pair was worse, and they lasted quite well"
[21:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Alright"
[21:59]  * Alexander_Pyrite looks over the cliff
[21:59] <Lyra_Bel> "But maybe don't take a running leap off this time"
[21:59] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Let's do th-"
[21:59] <Lyra_Bel> "Like, hover a bit up in the air and then descend once you're steady"
[22:00]  * Alexander_Pyrite stops walking backwards to take a jump off
[22:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Yeah makes more sense"
[22:00]  * Alexander_Pyrite attempts to hover
[22:01] <Alexander_Pyrite> Roll 1d20+9
[22:01] <`DM> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20+9 [ 1d20=19 ]{28}
[22:02]  * Alexander_Pyrite succeeds
[22:02] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Hey nice"
[22:03]  * Alexander_Pyrite hovers over and starts to descend
[22:04]  * Alexander_Pyrite rapidly picks up as many rocks as possible

[22:05] <Kek[AT]> < How many cards in your sylladex? >
[22:05] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((46?))
[22:05] <Lyra_Bel> ((+24 from mine))
[22:06] <Kek[AT]> < I don't think you can just add cards like that...? >
[22:06] <Kek[AT]> < whatever >
[22:06] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((40+spiderguts+lighter+gold+cookie))
[22:06] <Lyra_Bel> ((We were literally just doing that))
[22:06] <Kek[AT]> < so 66 total? >
[22:06] <Lyra_Bel> ((Swapping cards around))
[22:06] <Kek[AT]> < I don't know if canonically you can do that >
[22:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((That's just 70 dude))
[22:07] <Kek[AT]> < 66 free cards? >
[22:07] <Kek[AT]> < How many empty cards do you have? €
[22:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((We decaptcha'd everything))
[22:07] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((there's a pile of guts))
[22:08] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((Or is there?))
[22:08] <Kek[AT]> < Did you have anything in your inventory other than those 4 cards? >
[22:08] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((Spiderguts is 3 cards, and no)
[22:09] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((Everything else got ejected on pro spit))
[22:09] <Kek[AT]> < Uh... Ok >
[22:10] <Kek[AT]> ==>
[22:10] <Kek[AT]> 70 cards

[22:10] <Kek[AT]> Well it seems that you can manage to clear a fair amount of this rubble
[22:11] <Kek[AT]> Your Modus only allows you to captchalogue things you can physically pick up to store in it, so some of the larger rocks gotta stay in place
[22:12] <Kek[AT]> There are about 6 massive boulders left by the time you fill the cards, you think about as large as say... A small car each
[22:12] <Kek[AT]> A lot of stuff still covers the Brofessor, but you should be able to scoop that aside once these bad boys are gone
[22:13]  * Alexander_Pyrite flies up to Lyra
[22:13] <Lyra_Bel> "Find him?"
[22:13] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Alright there's some stuff that need blasting"
[22:14] <Alexander_Pyrite> "A glimpse"
[22:14] <Lyra_Bel> "Awesome.  Think another load should do it?"
[22:14] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Now I'm holding a ton of rocks that could kill me if I mess up let's get this over with"
[22:14]  * Lyra_Bel takes the 70 cards
[22:15] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Not even that, I just need a couple of really big rocks blown up
[22:15] <Kek[AT]> < I really don't approve of all these card swapping shenanigans but I'll let it slide for now >
[22:15]  * Lyra_Bel crawls to the edge of the cliff nearest the bridge to the carved city
[22:16]  * Lyra_Bel decaptchalogues the first rock handed to her, subsequently shooting the rest of them down and away, then drops that one
[22:16] <Lyra_Bel> "Done"
[22:16] <Alexander_Pyrite> "That was violent"
[22:16] <Lyra_Bel> "But it worked"
[22:17] <Kek[AT]> Roll 1d20 Rockslide chance
[22:17] <`DM> Kek[AT] rolled 1d20 Rockslide chance [ 1d20=5 ]{5}
[22:17] <Kek[AT]> ==>
[22:17] <Lyra_Bel> "Come on.  If we don't need to do that a second time, us both heading down should be fine"
[22:18] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Ok sure"
[22:18]  * Alexander_Pyrite hovers down first"
[22:18]  * Lyra_Bel descends as well
[22:18] <Kek[AT]> < Oh wow you guys are really asking for it this time >
[22:18] <Kek[AT]> Roll WIS
[22:18] <`DM> Kek[AT] rolled WIS error: malformed expression
[22:19] <Lyra_Bel> Roll 1d20-1
[22:19] <`DM> Lyra_Bel rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=13 ]{12}
[22:19] <Alexander_Pyrite> Roll 1d20-1
[22:19] <`DM> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=16 ]{15}
[22:20] <Kek[AT]> It seems... Unnaturally still and quiet after the vibrations from Lyra's rocks stop echoing through the air
[22:20]  * Lyra_Bel, from a safe distance as per before, wires tiny amounts of C4 to the six offending boulders
[22:21] <Kek[AT]> It's too quiet
[22:21] <Kek[AT]> Something feels wrong
[22:21]  * Lyra_Bel fixes the quietness
[22:21] <Lyra_Bel> with explosions
[22:22] <Kek[AT]> As you begin drawing and wiring the C4, your arms start feeling numb
[22:22] <Lyra_Bel> "No no no no no Alex get me out of here right now"
[22:22]  * Lyra_Bel ascends as fast as possible
[22:32] <Kek[AT]> Alex hears nothing
[22:32] <Kek[AT]> < Sweet >
[22:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> Roll 1d20-1 to deduce what is happening l
[22:33] <`DM> Alexander_Pyrite rolled 1d20-1 to deduce what is happening l [ 1d20=11 ]{10}
[22:33] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Weird"
[22:37]  * Alexander_Pyrite finds bro
[22:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> 10:37 PM <Kek[AT]> Or the location where you assume bro would be
[22:37] <Alexander_Pyrite> 10:38 PM <Kek[AT]> There is a half drawn block of C4 by where Lyra started flying away
[22:38] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((So does alex find bro?))
[22:39] <Kek[AT]> < He's by where Lyra was presumably alive under some rocks there >

[22:41] <Kek[AT]> 0:42:11 <Kek[AT]> < You don't actually see him, no, but you remember this is where he fell down -)
0:42:32 — Alexander_Pyrite does another round of captchalogueing and unburies him
[22:40] <Kek[AT]> < The big ones are still in the way here bud >
[22:41] <Kek[AT]> < Wonder why the fuck Lyra got up and flew away in the middle of drawing C4? >

[22:42]  * Alexander_Pyrite looks up at Lyra
[22:43] <Lyra_Bel> "Get out of here, you idiot!"
[22:43] <Alexander_Pyrite> "why did you fly up, I'm not feeling any insanity and you didn't say anything?"
[22:43]  * Alexander_Pyrite can not tell she is yelling
[22:43] <Kek[AT]> You two can't hear each other still
[22:43]  * Alexander_Pyrite flies up next to her
[22:44] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Hey what's up why did you fly here?"
[22:44] <Lyra_Bel> "It's happening again"
[22:45]  * Lyra_Bel returns to the cliff top and basically just flops down on the ground
[22:46]  * Alexander_Pyrite still can not hear
[22:46] <Alexander_Pyrite> Right?
[22:49] <Lyra_Bel> (( Kek[AT] ))
[22:49] <Kek[AT]> < was that OOC? >
[22:50] <Kek[AT]> < You both still can't hear, for the next hour in game>
[22:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((Sorry shoulda done (())))
[22:51]  * Alexander_Pyrite flies over to lyra and helps her up
[22:51] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Hey what the fuck is going on with you?"
[22:52] <Lyra_Bel> ((Can we tell one another is speaking?))
[22:52] <Kek[AT]> < Lyra your legs are a out but in a lot more pain then last time >
[22:52] <Lyra_Bel> ((Lip-reading?))
[22:52] <Kek[AT]> < Can you read lips? >
[22:52] <Kek[AT]> > Can you watch his face while he speaks? >
[22:52] <Lyra_Bel> ((Can we at least tell they're TRYING to talk?))
[22:53] <Alexander_Pyrite> ((Alex would be able to tell fuck and alex))
[22:53] <Kek[AT]> < Yeah! >
[22:53] <Kek[AT]> < As long as you can see their face you can tell they're trying to talk to you >
[22:53] <Lyra_Bel> ((Also, what is "your legs are a out but"?))
[22:54] <Kek[AT]> < Your legs are out but in a lot more pain than before >
[22:54] <Lyra_Bel> ((My legs are out as in they still don't work?))
[22:55] <Kek[AT]> < Yes >
[22:55] <Lyra_Bel> ((kk))
[22:55] <Lyra_Bel> "This"
[22:55] <Lyra_Bel> "Sucks"
[22:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Woah"
[22:55] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Why are you not talking?"
[22:56] <Lyra_Bel> "What?"
[22:57] <Alexander_Pyrite> "What?"
[22:58] <Lyra_Bel> "Okay.  Can't hear anymore.  Lovely"
[22:58]  * Lyra_Bel uses the shades
[22:58] <Kek[AT]> < You can Roll Insight to get the gist of what they're saying for long sentences, you can understand anything 2 words or less no roll >


[22:58] * snuffshotMartyr [SM] began pestering unmotivatedMeatshield [UM]
[22:59] <snuffshotMartyr> Can't hear you
[22:59]  * Alexander_Pyrite dashes over and finds a computer
[23:00] <Alexander_Pyrite> "Fuck how did I not notice I had so many messages?"
[23:00] <unmotivatedMeatshield> great
[23:00] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Insanity?
[23:00] <snuffshotMartyr> Chances are
[23:00] <snuffshotMartyr> My arms are going numb too
[23:00] <snuffshotMartyr> So that's... something
[23:01] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Shit
[23:01] <unmotivatedMeatshield> We shouldn't have gone down there
[23:01] <snuffshotMartyr> Yeah we shoulda
[23:01] <snuffshotMartyr> Brofessor's still there
[23:02] <unmotivatedMeatshield> We can't go insane though
[23:02] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Well die
[23:02] <snuffshotMartyr> Possibly
[23:02] <snuffshotMartyr> But he's down there too
[23:03] <unmotivatedMeatshield> We can't just go grab the thing that's making us insane
[23:02] <snuffshotMartyr> I'm at least 70% sure this ain't him anymore
7:20:54 <unmotivatedMeatshield> No offense brofessor, but I am not dying to go and get you
7:22:57 <snuffshotMartyr> Fair enough
7:23:08 <snuffshotMartyr> But I'm not too sure it'd be fatal either
7:23:46 <unmotivatedMeatshield> yeah this time we'll go blind too
7:24:05 <snuffshotMartyr> Lose computer access, heh
7:24:26 <snuffshotMartyr> Gonna need to learn Morse or something
7:24:51 <snuffshotMartyr> Or sign language
7:24:52 <unmotivatedMeatshield> lets not
7:24:58 <snuffshotMartyr> Eeyup
7:25:33 <snuffshotMartyr> So then what do we do?
7:25:47 <unmotivatedMeatshield> dont know
7:26:03 <unmotivatedMeatshield> we could just go flamethrowing spiders if we want
7:26:12 <unmotivatedMeatshield> it'll be an extra challenge without talking
7:26:27 <snuffshotMartyr> I can barely walk, and can't feel my arms
7:26:38 <unmotivatedMeatshield> Right. forgot about that
7:26:49 <snuffshotMartyr> Even Operation Ballistic Headbutt won't work too well
7:26:56 <unmotivatedMeatshield> and such a well made plan
7:27:03 <snuffshotMartyr> I know, right?
7:27:08 <snuffshotMartyr> Besides
7:27:23 <snuffshotMartyr> If it really is the planet that's doing this, then Brofessor's been down there this entire time
7:27:53 <snuffshotMartyr> I don't think leaving him so we can do a sidequest is a great call
7:28:10 <unmotivatedMeatshield> so what can we do?
7:28:14 <snuffshotMartyr> I dunno
7:28:15 <unmotivatedMeatshield> send a fucking robot to go get him?
7:28:21 <snuffshotMartyr> ...
7:28:27 <snuffshotMartyr> That could do it
7:28:29 <Voices>  *THE AMULEEEEEeeeeettttttttttt.....*
7:28:36 <snuffshotMartyr> Shut up seventeen
7:28:39 <snuffshotMartyr> Ants won't help us
7:28:49 <snuffshotMartyr> And Kek isn't an option either
7:28:52 <unmotivatedMeatshield> where are we going to get a robot
[19:27] <unmotivatedMeatshield> there are some drones in my house if i break open the ceiling
7:29:11 <snuffshotMartyr> Alchemiter, maybe
[19:27] <snuffshotMartyr>  Could make our own
[19:27] <Voices> *Faerzen?*
[19:28] <snuffshotMartyr>  Definitely not worth bringing the others into this
[19:28] <unmotivatedMeatshield> yeah it might not go over well
[19:28] <Voices> *Faerzen already knows...*
[19:29] <unmotivatedMeatshield> I cant believe i managed to get us into this mess
[19:29] <snuffshotMartyr>  Wasn't your fault
[19:30] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Well
[19:30] <unmotivatedMeatshield> i did kick him off the clif
[19:30] <Voices> *It really was your fault Alex...*
[19:30] <snuffshotMartyr> Bad luck to where it landed.  So what?
[19:31] <snuffshotMartyr> 'Sides, not your fault I dropped a cliff on it
[19:31] <snuffshotMartyr> Heck, not even my fault that the cliff was so fragile when the last brick barely dented some flooring
[19:32] <snuffshotMartyr> Personally, I'm inclined to blame Sabath
[19:33] <snuffshotMartyr> ... Okay
[19:33] <snuffshotMartyr> Here's what we do
[19:33] <snuffshotMartyr> Nickolai was able to use my pen when we first met
[19:33] <unmotivatedMeatshield> Ok
[19:33] <snuffshotMartyr> Wanna draw some C4?
[19:34] <unmotivatedMeatshield> sure
[19:34] <snuffshotMartyr> Awesome
[19:34] <snuffshotMartyr> I got a few of the boulders primed, but there are a couple I couldn't finish
[19:34] <snuffshotMartyr> Because of the whole 'losing feeling in my arms' deal
[19:35] <snuffshotMartyr> Might have been able to finish them, but didn't wanna risk losing another pen
[19:35] <unmotivatedMeatshield> cool, ill go try doing it
[19:36] <snuffshotMartyr> Take my shades, I'll open a diagram to work with
[19:36]  * snuffshotMartyr [SM] ceased pestering unmotivatedMeatshield [UM]


[19:36]  * Lyra_Bel opens the diagram she'd used before, and awkwardly fiddles with the shades until she can give them to Alex
[19:37]  * Alexander_Pyrite dons shades
[19:37]  * Alexander_Pyrite grabs pen
[19:37]  * Lyra_Bel mouths "good luck"
[19:37]  * Alexander_Pyrite mouths "thanks"
[19:37]  * Alexander_Pyrite looks over the cliff again
[19:38]  * Alexander_Pyrite mouths "wings"
[19:38]  * Alexander_Pyrite makes flappy gesture with hands
[19:39]  * Alexander_Pyrite makes a thumbs up, then turns it so its a thumbs sideways and then makes his face look like hes asking a question
[19:39]  * Alexander_Pyrite mouths "they good?"
[19:39]  * Lyra_Bel nods
[19:40] <Lyra_Bel> "Careful"