JKBot Commands

Here are JKBot's commands.
TO THE MODS->
To add a command, type:
#add !COMMAND TEXT
An example is #add !test This is a test

To remove a command, type:
#remove !COMMAND
An example is #remove !test

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!funfact
posts a random fact

!calc <math equation>
is a calculator
Example is !calc 10x10

!roll
Rolls a dice

!slap <name>
!throw <name>
!tag <name>
!hug <name>
!kiss <name>
Example is !slap jkbot

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CONTROLLERHEAD COMMANDS [I will update the list every Friday]

[#controllerhead.!awyeahno]
text=http://i.imgur.com/TDzbnic.gif

[#controllerhead.!carbq]
text=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5ltxMhyV9U

[#controllerhead.!commands]
text=Please type "!help" for assistance.

[#controllerhead.!help]
text=go fuck yourself (j/k, but for real, type !jkbot)

[#controllerhead.!jkbot]
text=My commands -> http://pastebin.com/LkXqg9zf

[#controllerhead.!controllercheer]
text=http://i.imgur.com/zKX929S.gif

[#controllerhead.!controllerchug]
text=http://i.imgur.com/um48wA4.gif

[#controllerhead.!controllerdad]
text="Son, i thought i told you never to touch that speederino whirl rectumundo in this house. I am your ControllerDad and you will do as i say. i put a goddamn ControllerRoof over your ControllerHeads and your whore of a mother couldn't care less. Anyway I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed in your lack of refrainerino del whirl rectumoondo if you copy my mustachio i'll have you disowned and out of the ControllerHouse.. This is ControllerDad speaking goddamnit pay attention."

[#controllerhead.!controllerdance]
text=http://i.imgur.com/pG7IdIl.gif

[#controllerhead.!controllergrill]
text="Controllerhead this is your grillfren. i am pregnant with babby. How is babby formed? It is your babby. come pay me chilled support. no copy pizzarino nidorino pastarino"

[#controllerhead.!controllerguns]
text=http://i.imgur.com/xW1YyxR.gif

[#controllerhead.!controllerhair]
text=http://i.imgur.com/5qh1Qh7.gif

[#controllerhead.!controllerhead]
text=http://i.imgur.com/h6CT80q.jpg

[#controllerhead.!controlherhead]
text=tog boodies and star song

[#controllerhead.!controllerpunch]
text=http://i.imgur.com/dnYQuMe.gif

[#controllerhead.!controllershot]
text=http://i.imgur.com/s2iyMsX.gif

[#controllerhead.!controllertongue]
text=http://i.imgur.com/LAzzcTQ.gif

[#controllerhead.!ch]
text="Hi, I'm Controller "Sasuke" head. I'm 4'2, 826.35 lbs. I am 89 years young, and I like streaming nude on speedrunslove.com. My penis is 3 inches long, and 9 inches wide, but I pound like a jackhammer.  My hobbies include taking short walks to my backyard, and programming sexbots. Potato. I am also mexican, black, and a ginger. Great Job, Stiv!"

[#controllerhead.!deerforce]
text=D e e R F o r C e

[#controllerhead.!facepalm]
text=http://i.imgur.com/BRV20QK.gif

[#controllerhead.!gifs]
text=http://imgur.com/a/lGNcL

[#controllerhead.!heasarc]
text=WE LOVE HEATSHARK! =D

[#controllerhead.!kibbi]
text=How is kibbi formed? how is kibbi formed how game get prugramed. They need to do way gmae player> who kill thier kibbis. becuse these kibbi cant frigth back? it was on the news this mroing a waddle-dee in ar who had kill her three kids. they are taking the three kibbi souls back to new york too lady to rest my pary are with the controllerdad who lost his children ; i am truley sorry for your lots

[#controllerhead.!moonizz]
text=Moonizz, my ideal darling!

[#controllerhead.!record]
text=http://i.imgur.com/BWvAV.gif

[#controllerhead.!sexywalk]
text=http://i.imgur.com/MuO9dQD.gif

[#controllerhead.!srl]
text=speedrunslove.com

[#controllerhead.!starsong]
text=tinyurl.com/thefuckingstarsong

[#controllerhead.!streamception]
text=http://i.imgur.com/LRA8gFi.jpg

[#controllerhead.!what]
text=http://i.imgur.com/yxixHDY.gif

[#controllerhead.!]
text=!!!!!

[#controllerhead.!!]
text=!!!!!

[#controllerhead.!!!]
text=!!!!!

[#controllerhead.!!!!]
text=!!!!!

[#controllerhead.!!!!!]
text=!!!!!

[#controllerhead.!urn]
text=This is my urn. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My urn is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My urn, without me, is useless. Without my urn, I am useless. I must PB my urn true. I must urn faster than my friend who is trying to sub me. I must sub him before he subs me. I will. My urn and I know what counts in spedranning is not the attempts we reset, the redness of our splits, nor the twitchbux we make. We know that it is the PBs that count. We will PB. My urn is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its route, its glitches, it's tricks, its RNG, its frames and its pixels. I will keep my urn clean and fast, even as I am clean and fast. We will become part of each other. We will. Before Glod, I swear this creed. My urn and I are the defenders of my PB. We are the masters of our category. We are the saviours of my life. So be it, until victory is America's and there is no PB, but world record!

[#controllerhead.!fyaaa]
text=i love fyaaa

[#controllerhead.!resetzone]
text=http://i.imgur.com/NCUSIau.png

[#controllerhead.!mugg]
text=Dear mr "I'm too mugg1991 to call or write my fans" This will be the last meme ill ever send your ass. Its been 6 months and still no accept. I dont deserve it? I know you got my last two friend requests, I wrote the memes on em perfect. I love you QT, we could've been together think about it.

[#controllerhead.!kimjongurn]
text=http://puu.sh/gcSWn/3838a6c3e2.png

[#controllerhead.!footprints]
text=http://i.imgur.com/cb0yUPM.jpg