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- Are Tom Ryan and Asher Wolf one and the same person?!?
- tl;dr You fucking bet they are.
- Now concentrate, cos here comes the proof...
- One time, @TomRyanBlog tweeted the following: "Dangit to heck it sure is cold outside here in the USA where it is winter. Think I'll stop for a hot cocoa."
- Three days later, @Asher_Wolf tweeted: "Oh for cripes sake is it ever hot outside here in Australia where it is summer. I think I'll stop for a lemonade."
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Then, one time, @Asher_Wolf tweeted this: "Is twitter having technical difficulties?"
- THE SAME DAY Tom Ryan tweeted: "Gosh Darn, Twitter sure is being a pain in the patoot today!"
- OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Notice the speech patterns and words they employ!
- @TomRyanBlog: "You guys I am LOL-ing right now I just spilled my drink all over my keyboard in hysterics over your jokes!"
- THE DAY BEFORE THAT: @Asher_Wolf tweeted: "LOL"
- WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I dug into both of their twitter streams and found the following:
- @TomRyanBlog: "LOL look at these goofball cats: http://youtu.be/z3U0udLH974 #cute #kitties"
- THE SAME DAY
- @Asher_Wolf: "You know, sometimes cat videos get old, but really this one is hilar! check it out: http://youtu.be/z3U0udLH974 #cute #cats #pets
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Finally to prove my point, just a few days ago I saw the following two tweets:
- @TomRyanBlog: "Check it out - it's a photo of my lunch! MMM! YUMMERS!"
- A few moments later....
- @Asher_Wolf: "Does anyone know a good place to get bubble tea? It's hard to find sometimes but I've been craving one! Bubble tea: MMM! YUMMERS!"
- HOLY CRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
- I will continue my investigation until completion.
- -@ronbryn
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