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A Bothersome Dream Log - May 18, 2013

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  1. 01[21:20] <Botherer> Oh. My fucking God, this dream just had! Like. I have no fucking words to describe what weird shit I just saw!
  2. 01[21:23] <Botherer> Okay, so, incoming Botherwalls for certain most likely...
  3. [21:26] <Kain> Okay
  4. 01[21:34] <Botherer> I had one of those obnoxious self-insert dreams. The kind where you basically just jump in for the place of another character, and all of the other characters in the thing acknowledge you by your name, but in all other respects you might as well just be the character you replaced. So, basically, it started off with me filling in for Saryx in one of the Braves' exploration things. We were exploring some... Well, I don't even know what it was we were exploring, but for some reason the place we were in took the appearance of my current college. Most likely to make things easier for me to imagine everything. So, we were there for... I don't even remember what our original goal was for the exploration, but the lot of us all went on a voluntary party split such that I was alone. Least at first, anyways. Ran into a whole bunch of people who were apparently ones Saryx knew from trade school. I... Kind of end up goofing off, socializing with them for a bit, before I run into Mr. Jenks. ... He... Didn't talk enough for me to make out if he had the Bastion Narrator voice or not, which makes me sad, but he pulls me and this group of people along with us to go exploring elsewhere. So the lot of us go off, and while we do, the whole college starts flooding. My guess is that the rest of the Braves gone went and did something that triggered it, what with "Emergency Flooding Protocol activated." At this point, Jenks pulls me off solo from the rest of these kids, and we go inside one of the buildings, which is already completely flooded on the inside. ... And we just walk in, since it seems something's keeping the water in despite doors opening. People are pouring out regardless, and I swear I must have seen like a dozen faces that I know from real life swarming out in the process. So we find an underwater passageway, and Mr. Jenks and I jump down, and in there...
  5. 01[21:39] <Botherer> We find fucking Eggman, of all people, dicking around in there. Like, I am not even fucking joking. It's fucking Eggman. He's underwater just like the rest of us, and he's just as fucking ovulatingly fat and weirdly moustached as he's supposed to be. Now, despite us being underwater, he starts going off on one of his evil diabolical mastermind monologues, which, frankly, I think I kind of just tuned out 'cause I don't remember jack shit of it. After which point he climbs into a mech and initiates a fight with the both of us, being a cheaty face by using the air flow coming into the room that's seemingly oxygenating the water (although not in the way that allows people to breathe) to trigger an Earthquake attack, something apparently I was thinking on an out-of-character level of doing. ... After which some announcer tells me "The Earthquake reduced your air supply from 2 minutes to 1. Get to fresh air or you'll start drowning!" And I was strangely aware of the fact that that was one of the PTU rules. So at this point I'm more or less aware within the dream that I had become Saryx, despite everyone calling me Botherer, Bothy, and the like.
  6. [21:41] <Kain> this is silly
  7. 01[21:44] <Botherer> So, me and Mr. Jenks do so to refresh our air supply, but in doing so, because we cut through the swarm of kids, we get separated, and I can't find him for shit. Like, split up in a hallway right at some point I don't even know. So I spend waaay longer than I should waffling about like an idiot trying to figure out which way to go. And apparently this timer for drowning is running down, though I can't really gauge how long I've got. I eventually end up backtracking some, pushing my way through the people fleeing the place... And then I get dragged along all like "Hey, Bothy, your match is this way!" by these people I don't know. And I'm still worried as all fuck about air, but they're pushing me along and giving no fucks whatsoever about my need for air and my protesting (Which apparently can still be done because, despite being underwater, they can still talk and move about with perfect clarity and consistency, while I'm stuck with all of the restrictions and none of the benefits that despite this I'm grounded)
  8. 01[21:45] <Botherer> So, I kind of have a blank spot now with the memory, not being all too good here save for running into Eggman again, who's taunting me about something, and popping Yurnero out from a PokeBall. And I can totally hear his Juggernaut voice loud and clear~ It was actually kind of awesome!
  9. [21:45] <Giantree> I am going to go make some actual popcorn before even reading this
  10. [21:45] <Giantree> holy god almighty
  11. 01[21:47] <Botherer> ... Also had a cracked mirror that, at some point back while I was dicking around with the trade school friends on one of the campus bathrooms earlier in the story, I'd taken it off the wall saying I needed it (to which one of the kids was objecting, but fuck them it's my dream I can do whatever the hell I want >:T), which I'd just put down before getting led to the place I needed to be.
  12. 01[21:48] <Botherer> It was, like... This tower of sorts, still completely underwater. And I had to climb up this thing, only around now is when I started to realize I didn't have any air left in my body, and that was starting to get to me.
  13. 01[21:50] <Botherer> But now I was finally able to start swimming upwards, since I was able to see some light, and thus air... And so I did, but all this time I felt this whirlpool vortex pulling me back. And I was trying to fight it, now grabbing on to the wall structures, but despite that it kept spinning me and pulling me around. And I'm, like... Just at the part where I really really can't go on anymore, but damnit I gotta keep trying anyways, and I just get spun around, up and down, side to side... And then it gets to the part where shit starts getting really fucking weird!
  14. 01[21:52] <Botherer> Everything begins to blur between light and darkness, but I'm still aware of space and everything. And then I hear zoof's voice starting to talk to me. Don't recall what he was saying, but shortly after, he slides what I think is like a magazine in my line of vision, like... Okay, it was definitely magazine-like, the way he did it, but at the same point it was, like... The walls came to reflect what was on that text, all the meanwhile this fading between blinding light and pitch blackness continued to happen.
  15. [21:56] <Kain> so you were trapped in a washing machine?
  16. 01[21:59] <Botherer> And on this thing, was lines of text, with pictures of them... Of a whole bunch of DotA heroes I've played as (I imagine that being because I've been playing entrely too much the past couple of weeks), being all "You've gone too far to give in now! Come on, you've gotta keep going!" type of encouraging stuff, along with some sentimental bullshit in their voices, which was actually really fucking cool as shit ( No, I did not wake up realizing I had a husbando ala this thing >>> http://24.media.tumblr.com/1eab2785ae5766df7fb98741f33e4f38/tumblr_mmz7l1UoLa1sqcj51o1_1280.png ), all the meanwhile I hear http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SSBFtLKams playing... 1,1I into'd the ending of P4 Animation and I'm just like, on an OOC level, "My God, Bothy! You are such a faggot!1,1 I blame it on the fact that when I tried drawing Saryx last week at the Mother's Day thing I walked into I kept thinking to myself '... Shit, the way I imagine him he looks like the P4 aka Electric Slide Protag
  17. 01[22:03] <Botherer> But apparently this gave me the resolve to keep climbing up to the top of this tower thing... Though I had to stop and ask zoof if it was okay for me OOC to just go and read and hear all of the DotA heroes' lines of encouragement. Which he did. And that's how I also discerned the magazine-y quality of the thing, since I was able to 'flip the pages' of the walls to let me read more... Though there was only the two pages I was on. The rest was irrelevant shit from elsewhere. So, anyways... With this newfound resolve, I make it up to the top of the tower... And as approach the top, I see the water's got something on it... "E1 Grand Prix." With a timer counting upwards. 3:59:57... 58... 59... And as I rise to the surface and draw my breath, the clock strikes 4:00:00. At which point a loud-as-fuck buzzer goes off. Next thing I know, these giant towers spring up from the rings of the pooltower I'm in, and I see them all like focusing fire on Mr. Jenks, who's also in the pool that I didn't see him during my swim up, while monsters that if I had to hazard a guess they were all creeps ganging up on him.
  18. 01[22:05] <Botherer> I had a video game type overhead view of everything though, instead of first person view, with a GUI that showed me healths and everything. And Mr. Jenks was getting royally fucked up! Like, his health just dropped 1/3, 2/3, pretty much KO'd, bang. Before I could even really process what was going on. And then the towers and creeps started going at me... So I started trying to make my way free of those fuckers. Got shot up a bit, but I made it to the edge of the pool so I could at least regain my bearings...
  19. 01[22:06] <Botherer> At which point 1,1I woke up.
  20. [22:08] <Giantree> I think I'm going to need another bag of popcorn
  21. 01[22:10] <Botherer> I was, like... So fucking mad when I woke up, 'cause, like... I really really want to find out how that was going to resolve itself, that dream. But even weirder, when I woke up I felt so completely short of breath, with a sharp pain in my chest... Like I hadn't been breathing much at all throughout that entire underwater sequence of events during my dream, despite like actively and consciously making the motions of breathing within the dream 'cause that's a thing I know happens a lot in my dreams that I often end up, like... With a sensation of being in water when I try to move, though usually I'm not actually in water. Not really sure how to describe the sensation, but, like...
  22. 01[22:11] <Botherer> Well, within the dream I was aware from an out-of-character perspective that I wasn't in water, which is why I was still trying to breathe and everything on my own accord. Which had no notable impact within the dream, but I think it was just some psychological mechanism that took hold to stop me from not breathing in real life? ... Though I think that failed.
  23. 01[22:13] <Botherer> Does... Does any of this make any sense? Beyond the fact that I dreamed I took Saryx' place in DotA 2: the Tabletop?
  24. [22:14] <Giantree> Dreams aren't supposed to make sense.
  25. 01[22:16] <Botherer> I know they don't have to make sense, but, like...
  26. 01[22:16] <Botherer> I like to doublecheck and see if they do before brushing them off. Even if they're completely batshit absurd in nature.
  27. 01[22:17] <Botherer> Also, it's been an hour since I woke up. ... Wait it's been an hour since I woke up? What the fuck?!?
  28. 01[22:18] <Botherer> I spent a legit hour just typing up the events of a dream I had?!?
  29. 02[22:18] <Giantree> oh bolderer
  30. [22:18] <Giantree> never change
  31. 01[22:18] <Botherer> (Speaking of which I don't recall ever yelling in the dream.)
  32. 01[22:18] <Botherer> (No boldtexting within the dream. Disappoint?)
  33. [22:18] <Giantree> (a little bit)
  34. 01[22:18] <Botherer> I'm also alarmed that an hour later I still feel pain in my chest. Like...
  35. 01[22:19] <Botherer> Not just my heart, but the other side as well. I think something might legitimately be up with my lungs? Should I be paranoid? Ask to walk over to the hospital?
  36. 01[22:20] <Botherer> Err, not paranoid, but concerned.
  37. [22:20] <Giantree> Sounds like you already are paranoid to me!
  38. 01[22:21] <Botherer> Seriously, I woke up short of breath as if I'd just started breathing again. An hour later I feel pain in both sides of my chest. Think something legit might be happening in my lungs.
  39. [22:23] <Kain> D:
  40. [22:23] <Kain> Get up and do some walking, stretch a bit
  41. [22:24] <Kain> If it doesn't go away after twenty-thirty minutes, get someone up
  42. 01[22:25] <Botherer> People are still awake here, weirdly enough.
  43. 01[22:25] <Botherer> I went up to tell my mom, but she seemed like she was in one of those "Don't ruin my good mood" moments.
  44. [22:26] <Giantree> you are unhealthily timid
  45. 01[22:28] <Botherer> I am :<
  46. 01[22:32] <Botherer> Just talked to my mom.
  47. 01[22:32] <Botherer> She saw me pacing about and she was all like "You're creeping me out. What's up?"
  48. [22:32] <Giantree> man i heard that line in her brooklyn accent too
  49. 01[22:33] <Botherer> So I told her and her response was "You're anxious. Go do something to take your mind off it." So gonna play a match of DotA real quick and see if that does anything to help.
  50. [22:33] <Aori_Radidjiu> Whoooooa
  51. [22:33] <Aori_Radidjiu> That was some read.
  52. 01[22:33] <Botherer> If it doesn't ('cause that'll be as much as an hour later), gonna ask her if we can go see a doctor 'bout it.
  53. [22:37] <Kain> By the power invested in me as queen of england, I pronounce you lord timidus of gerl
  54. 03[22:38] * Break (Break@sux-9553473D.lsanca.fios.verizon.net) has joined #talesofvisiwa
  55. 01[22:39] <Botherer> ;_;
  56. [22:42] <Break> >_>?
  57.  
  58. Almost an hour later . . .
  59.  
  60. 03[23:21] * Shawyun_Sariri has joined #talesofvisiwa
  61. [23:22] <Shawyun_Sariri> !dm9001 lastlines #30
  62. 02[23:23] <Shawyun_Sariri> wtf is this botherwall
  63. [23:26] <Kain> his dream
  64. 02[23:29] <Shawyun_Sariri> botherer
  65. [23:29] <Shawyun_Sariri> what the dicks
  66. [23:29] <Shawyun_Sariri> is wrong wit yo head
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