Convo with friend

Him: you home?
Me: yeah, why?
Him: <another irl friend> fucked me
Me: How so?
Him: he had me follow him through some wormhole. got my ship killed and now I'm in my capsule and don't know how to get home
Me: Why did he make you go into a wH?
Him: no idea
Me: Like he said "go into his WH for no reason?"
Me: Did he kill you or someone else kill you?
Him: he said I found an unstable wormhole that I want to explore
Him: come quick before it closes
Him: someone else
Me: Is this his first week playing EVE too or ?
Him: yup
Him: 2 days in
Me: jesus christ
Me: okay
Me: So
Me: Wormholes
Me: are dangerous
Me: which you now know
Him: yup
Him: now how do I get home
Me: is the exit right there or did you warp somewhere in that wormhole and cant find the exit?
Him: the second one
Me: okay
Him: I warped away from the guys that were murdering me
Me: and I guess you didnt bookmark the exit
Me: well, you're fucked plain and simple
Him: delightful
Me: Yup
Me: you're choices are
Me: a) Beg your killers to either lead you out or kill you
Me: b) self destruct
Me: you're most likely ganna go with B
Him: yup
Him: how come I get like a million invites to conversations all of a sudden
Me: Probably your killers wanting to troll you or something
Me: idk
Him: people trying to invite me to corps and shit
Me: lol
Me: ignore em
Me: Although the fact that you fucking sold over 30 billion in plex in jita people probably know your name
Me: Because you're an idiot and sold over 30billion in plex in jita
Me: So now people maybe want to get their claws into you
Him: where do I upgrade my clone
Me: at a station that has a clone bay
Me: you probably spawed back at one that does have it
Me: on the right
Him: found it
Him: hmm
Him: It looks like I lost all my loyalty points
Me: You dont lose loyalty points
Me: you're at a different station possibly different corporation
Me: so different loyalty
Him: ahh
Him: yup
Him: oi
Him: People are annoying
Him: There are like 5 corps trying to get me to join
Me: I never had that many peopel beg me to join
Him: one offered to replace my ship with everything on it
Me: everything on it...
Me: oh fuck
Me: you flew one your purple shit ships didnt you!?
Him: nope
Him: caracal
Me: yes
Me: with officer mods probably
Him: blues I think
Me: uuugh
Me: who are the corporations that are trying to recruit you?
Him: oh shit
Him: dunno
Him: Logged off
Him: got tired of messages
Me: doesnt matter then
Him: apparently every yahoo that flies by my wreck feels the need to message me
Him: how long does the wreck last
Me: an hour if not salvaged
Him: oh ok
Me: but its not people flying by your wreck, people are probably sharing the killmail of your stupid ship fit
Him: it wasn't that stupid
Me: when you put blues and such on a cruiser, it is stupid
Him: why
Me: I already explained to you.
Him: then what do I put blues on
Me: The blue/purple you put on your ship is not worth the price in terms on performance to isk ratio
Him: but I don't care about price
Me: you only put blues on ships that dont die easily like battleships and their tech twos
Me: <his irl name>, why dont you care?
Him: 50 isk 50 million isk
Me: Why are you so okay with burning 400 dollars
Me: IF you want you can just give me 400 dollars
Me: and it'd be put to better use
Him: that ship was not 400 dollars
Me: It wasnt but you spent over 400 dollars on plex
Him: oh well yeah
Me: and the way you dont care and the way you fit your ships, its eventually all going to be burned away
Him: fine
Him: all civillian mods
Him: noone will wanna touch my shit
Me: You dont need civilian mods, you can fly with meta 4s and nobody will care
Me: plus there is only like...8 civilian mods in the game
Him: I was being facetious
Him: I shoulda just took my shuttle
Me: I figured but I was expanding on that
Him: stupid <other irl friend>
Me: Yup, found your ship
Me: you had more than just a few blues dude
Him: did I?
Me: Yes...
Me: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=22915577
Him: shrug
Me: caracal navy issue
Me: 11 billion dollar caracal....
Him: oh yeah
Me: Its not a shrug dave
Me: thats huge
Him: those estamel's
Me: Thats a big deal
Him: I remember those
Me: that is the most terrible fit caracal I ever seen
Him: lol
Me: And it costs 11 billion... I can make a 20 million isk caracal that can do so much better...
Him: so much better at what
Me: dealing damage and taking damage for starters
Him: I built it for speed :P
Me: your speed sucks
Him: and running missions
Him: oh well
Me: wow
Me: so I told my friend and linked your killmail and she said "that was him? I just saw it linked in corp chat"
Me: thats why everyone is trying to conversate you
Him: it's annoying
Me: It showed up as the most expensive loss of the day on some killboards...
Him: lol
Him: Maybe I should build a bigger more expensive ship and get killed
Him: think of all the friends I'd make
Me: "friends" yup
Him: lol