Kickstarter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MNqkc7E3w0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb5pNHbHXGs (Instrumental)

I'm that on kickstarter, indie developers
I'm the funding challenged, backer decievers
I'm the kickstarter, deserted Kickstarter
Your one Kickstarter, deserted Kickstarter
I'm the kickstarter, deserted Kickstarter
I'm the game you tested, got left undelivered
Yeah! I'm the devs you trusted, left you unrewarded

I'm that one Kickstarter, delayed Kickstarter
Your one backed Kickstarter, deserted Kickstarter
I'm the game delayer, funds embezzler
I'm the progress deflector, updates irregular
I'm the kickstarter, deserted Kickstarter
Your one Kickstarter, deserted Kickstarter
I'm the kickstarter, deserted Kickstarter starter

(replace the hey-hey-heys with late-late-late)