Removals

User requested series volume seven.
"1: Removal of vocal cords, eyes, tail and mane and how they react to each of those removal."
-Anon FPG

Done in lab for your enjoyment and education comes the latest school video! (insert shitty educational video music here)
Fluffy pony volume 16. Removals! (Badly drawn title screen here, fade into host wearing a lab jacket with fluffies in background.)

Following the last successful removals video, we are here today to do another round of removals that people have been asking for.

First up: Mane. (Show Lab assistant demonstrating, serious look on face at all times.)
Removal of the fluffy pony mane results in the same response as removal of the fluff. Whining and begging from the fluffy. High possibility of evacuation of the bowels and bladder. But only in colder climates will it result in death from hypothermia. The mane does keep them warm but at normal room temperature they should not freeze to death like removal of all of the fluff. Should you nick the fluffy while cutting or shaving, they will not bleed to death so do enjoy this. It is a safe event to do with your fluffy. Most are also to dumb to distinguish between their Mane and their fluff so dont expect much difference here.

Next up: Tail. (Show female lab assistant with a new fluffy)
Now the tail is a fluffy ponies friend. They will respond to things affecting their tail, but dont have an official use for it as do real horses. As a result they dont normally talk to the tail or ask it to do anything. They WILL feel it when you do something to it though. Pulling it will get their attention. Pulling it happens normally in a fluffies life during fluffy pony fights, to catch or corral foals and sometimes in foreplay it has been observed they will gently tug it. While "Taiw owies" occurs whenever it is tugged, a tail can be severed due to an accident leaving exposed nerve endings, or pulled off completely if the tail is to get stuck in something leaving a fluffy dangling. Most tails will not support the full weight of a healthy adult fluffy. The tail is secured to the body simply by skin and nerves, there is nothing more so it will come off quiet easily as demonstrated here with a computer re-creation. We remind the children, no fluffies were hurt in the making of this clip.
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Notice the extreme pain that can happen when a tail is ripped. The subsequent "huggies" afterward were also much more painful for the fluffy. Fluffies without a tail dont really notice it is gone after a while till it is pointed out to them by another fluffy or human. Reason being, as stated earlier, they dont use it for anything and dont talk to it much so it will not cause them much pain or trauma beyond the hugs they are given after and the event of the tail loss. Tail removal is a practice used for breeding mares done in a way which minimizes any pain felt to help facilitate the mating process. *Despite being part of the horse familiy of genetics, it should be obvious why this part was changed for a childrens product.
*(Leave this part out for videos aimed at younger schools, leave in for jr and high schools)

Next up: vocal cords. (Show picture of anatomy for fluffy vocal cords.)
Many people today are looking for back alley doctors to perfrom this operation. While it results in a quiet fluffy pony this should not be done by anyone without proper knowledge of a fluffy ponies anatomy or you will end up with a dead fluffy pony. This includes not just damaging them with a hot fire poker. This can and probably will kill your fluffy. Do not do this stuff at home kids. While there are occasions for this to be performed by a qualified doctor, this is not something just anyone should have done. This leads to not knowing when they have to poop, lead to increased pooping on your floor and other accidents. But the most important reason is a fluffy without a voice will forget they dont have one and assume the owner is ignoring it rather than realize they dont have a voice. This results in a VERY unhappy fluffy and increases chances of suicide by the fluffy. Fluffy operations are also usually done without anesthesia meaning the operation itself is also very painful and traumatizing. A voice is too important to a fluffy to be removed for anything but the most important or life saving reasons. An owner complaining about a noisy fluffy should consider having it adopted out. "Peace and quiet" is a selfish thing to ask for when it is only asking for your love, or to let you know something important such as when it needs to use the litterbox. How would you like it if someone removed your voice.

Lastly today we will talk about the removal of the fluffies eyes. (Show anatomy picture of fluffy head.)
Fluffies use their eyes for the vast majority of their imput. Through accidents, fighting or even rare cases of abuse, fluffies who do lose their sight, what specifically happens is based more on WHEN they lose it, not how.
Foal: Foals who lose their sight early will respond with the usual why dark, but adjust to it much sooner, and dont ever talk about it when grown as they wont remember foal-hood. A built in feature to forget about parents and siblings to they focus on and love their daddy or mommy. They will act as if they never could see. This affects their life in a lot of ways and requires special needs. Most blind foals will be euthanized at the breedery to save it from a life of hardship and pain.

Reset fluffies: Similar to other resets, resetting a fluffy will make them assume whatever is wrong with them is now right, meaning whatever is wrong is how they are supposed to be, not that they have lost something. Similar to resetting a fluffy after removal of the legs, wings or horn.

Adult fluffies: Stupid fluffies will also fall into this category. Some forget and default to basic programming which will check for everything on a fluffy "boot up" Checking for legs, wings ect. The only thing that affects this is the genes themselves as if they have a horn for example, it will check for the presence of the horn. Resetting them again, while dangerous should give the desired results. Do not attempt further resets at risk of destroying parts of the fluffy brain. The resulting behavior is constant questions of Why dark, where did XXX go? Please turn on the lights/why are the lights off, fluffy scared, crying for daddy or mommy or being scared that a munster has taken them/their sight. This results in an anxious fluffy and stresses them out, not just a little bit, stress to the point of effecting their health in a negative manner. Fluffies like the light, and are normally asleep before you turn off their lights, or provide a nightlight for your fluffies. Darkness scares them to want to be with their owners or other fluffies in fluffpiles and can lead to them walking around and getting hurt while searching for them in the dark. It is suggested that if your fluffy loses its sight for any reason, and a second reset does not solve the issue, to please consider putting them down at a vet in a humane way. This is no life for a fluffy as it will be stressful, the fluffy will always be scared and worried, calling out to other fluffies or its owner and die early from it, whether internal worry and stress, or externally from not seeing danger and bumping into it and hurting themselves. Please, think of whats best for your fluffy, not for you.

(Back to host with happy expressions)
We want to thank you for watching this educational video and remember, always treat your Fluffy to spaghetti!
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>You are Anon.
>Ok group, I want to thank you all for coming out to watch the latest fluffy video, now we know a lil more about them and can refine our torture techniques to inflict maximum suffering and pain. I look forward to hearing your stories of what you came up with next week.
>Abusefags, meeting adjourned.