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Jesus Mendel's Memories:

You are the Assistant.
As the Assistant you answer directly to absolutely everyone. Special circumstances may change this.
To speak on your departments radio, use the :h button. To see others, look closely at your headset.
[Common] Ocheeva asks, "Hmph. And what makess-s you believe we are gay?"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "hon-n-nk"
OOC: Cheimon: how do you recharge a defibrillator?
[Common] The Honk stammers, "c-ch-h-h-hef-f-f-f"
[Common] Golem states, "I was ordered to remind you every 5 minutes that you are gay."
[Common] The Honk stammers, "d-do y-y-you ah-hv-ve"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "t-te hon-nk-k's-s t-thin-ng-gs"
[Common] Viktor Karivkov says, "Nope, not a clue"
[Common] Ocheeva hisses, "You are ordered to ignore that order."
[Common] The Honk stammers, "h-hon-nk-k"
[Common] Ocheeva hisses, "s-ss-stating that people are gay might decreas-ss-se their s-ss-self-res-ss-spect, which could res-ss-sult in s-ss-suicide."
Chief Medical Officer's Desk Announcement:
Please, turn those suit sensors up.

[Common] Ocheeva asks, "You can ssee me, yess?"
[Common] Golem states, "Order to ignore that order accepted."
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "DETECTIVE, IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS TO ZE HOP OFFICE VIZIN 20 SECONDS, MAKE SURE YOU COUNT HOW MANY SECONDS PASS BEFORE I COME OVER TO YOU."
Ocheeva hisses, "Ooh, purple."
OOC: Dionysus24779: I think it recharges by itself but I dunno
Mawmaw McFly hisses, "He"
Ocheeva asks, "How'd the clown taste?"
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "Uh."
OOC: Dionysus24779: Never figured out how it works
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "Det."
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "Vhat are you doing."
Jesus Mendel knocks on the reinforced window.
That's a chair.
You sit in this. Either by will or force.
*---------*
This is Kelo-Majee Augeesdes!
She is wearing a roboticist's jumpsuit.
She is wearing a black cap on her head.
She is wearing a labcoat.
She has a backpack on her back.
She is holding a mechanical toolbox in her left hand.
She is holding Cyborgs for Dummies in her right hand.
She has a toolbelt about her waist.
She is wearing some black shoes on her feet.
She has a science radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Kelo-Majee Augeesdes (Roboticist).
She has a vacant, braindead stare...
*---------*
OOC: Cheimon: hmm. I didn't even learn they could run out of charge until a few rounds ago.
[Common] Genette Gronko says, "AI, ping"
Jesus Mendel knocks on the reinforced window.
*---------*
This is Ivy Miller!
She is wearing a geneticist's jumpsuit.
She is wearing a geneticist labcoat.
She is carrying a penlight on her geneticist labcoat.
She has a satchel on her back.
She is wearing some white shoes on her feet.
She has a medical research radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing PDA-Ivy Miller (Geneticist).
*---------*
[Common] Golem states, "Pong."
Jesus Mendel starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
Jesus Mendel climbs onto the reinforced table.
Grooms-Her-Tail removes the electronics from fire alarm.
Jesus Mendel knocks on the reinforced window.
Grooms-Her-Tail removes the fire alarm assembly from the wall!
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the emergency oxygen tank.
Jebediah Kerman hugs Jesus Mendel to make him feel better!
Jesus Mendel has thrown the box.
You put the emergency oxygen tank into the satchel.
Captain Announces

Can someone give the clown back his shit, I think he's becoming an alcholic and I'll get shit from centcomm about moral.


Jesus Mendel starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
Jesus Mendel starts climbing onto the reinforced table.
Jesus Mendel climbs onto the reinforced table.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the pocket crowbar.
Robotics Desk has been hit by Jesus Mendel with the pocket crowbar.
Jesus Mendel tries to remove Kelo-Majee Augeesdes's PDA-Kelo-Majee Augeesdes (Roboticist).
[Common] The Honk stammers, "hon-nk-k"
Jesus Mendel tries to remove Kelo-Majee Augeesdes's toolbelt.
Jesus Mendel tries to remove Kelo-Majee Augeesdes's roboticist's jumpsuit.
Jesus Mendel tries to remove Kelo-Majee Augeesdes's black shoes.
Jesus Mendel tries to remove Kelo-Majee Augeesdes's labcoat.
Jesus Mendel tries to remove Kelo-Majee Augeesdes's black cap.
Jesus Mendel tries to remove Kelo-Majee Augeesdes's backpack.
[Common] The Honk stammers, "i am-m b-bet-tt-ter-r-r n-n-no"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "m-m-m-mos-s-st-t-tl-l d-d-dr-r-runk-k"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "b-but b-bet-t-tt-t-ter-r"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "air-rq-q-q-quot-t-tes-s"
[Common] Viktor Karivkov says, "I'ma kill you nigga"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "h-h-h-hon-n-nk"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "v-vik-ktor-r is-s t-th-hr-reat-t-ten-nin-ng-g m-me"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "i is-sh t-to p-p-p-pr-r-res-ss-s c-ch-harg-ges-s-s"
[Common] Rube Sommer says, "Damnit, PDA explosions"
[Common] Ocheeva hisses, "Ah, "air quotess-s". We have diss-smiss-sss-sed thess-se claimss-s."
[Common] Riolu Rhill hisses, "Bombs-ss-s are exploding in Medbay."
[Common] Viktor Karivkov says, "kill you with laughter and suprises"
Jesus Mendel says, "Yo"
Jesus Mendel says, "Borg me"
Philip Hawking says, "yo was up nigga"
[Common] Viktor Karivkov says, "as we declare our love for one another"
Philip Hawking asks, "why?"
[Common] Ocheeva hisses, "Becauss-se I have a ss-spare."
[Common] Jakob Andrews says, "why is cargo on lockdown"
[Common] Golem states, "Disposals locked down."
[Common] Ronald Sheets says, "That is a good question"
You hug Philip Hawking to make him feel better!
[Common] Ocheeva asks, "Or do you need me to unlock the kitchen?"
[Common] Rube Sommer exclaims, "who would make all the medical staff's pdas explode?!"
Philip Hawking asks, "why do you want to get borgt?"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "y suf-ff-f"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "is p-pr-rob-babl-ly-y in-n-n s-sp-pac-ce"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "r-rip-p"
Jesus Mendel says, "Because"
Jesus Mendel says, "Now please do it"
[Common] Hungry Logue says, "Sec to desk"
[Common] Thane Bruan asks, "ai why are you bolting doors?"
[Common] Mathew Svensen says, "AI open"
Philip Hawking says, "okay nigga."
[Common] Golem states, "Because somebody ordered me to do so, Thane."
[Common] Thane Bruan says, "ai aw 2 undo the bolts"
Philip Hawking has grabbed Jesus Mendel passively!
Jesus Mendel has been laid on Robotics Operating Table by Philip Hawking.
[Common] The Honk stammers, "HON-N-NK-K"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "I GOT-T A G-GUN-N"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "Y-Y-YAY-Y"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "H-HON-NK-K"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "I G-G-GOT-T-T-T T-TW-WO G-G-G-GUN-N-N-NS-S-S"
Philip Hawking tries to shave Jesus Mendel's head with the electric razor!
Philip Hawking shaves Jesus Mendel's head bald with the electric razor!
[Common] Viktor Karivkov says, "AI locate Clown"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "S-ST-TIL-LL-L N-NO C-CL-LOW-W-W-WN-N UN-NIF-F-F-FOR-RM-M"
[Common] Golem states, "Clown at bar."
[Common] Malcolm Nguai says, "AI, the crew wishes to harm the clown."
[Common] Beckah Cypret says, "Lynch mime for fucking up floors and stealing janitor cart."
Jesus Mendel has been torn in the head with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel has been diced in the head with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
[Common] Golem states, "Crew, please do not harm the clown."
Jesus Mendel says, "Borg me"
[Common] Ocheeva stammers, "L-Ly-ynch-h, l-laun-nc-ch-h-h-h or-r l-lun-nc-c-c-ch-h-h?"
Jesus Mendel has been pinched in the head with the hemostat by Philip Hawking!
[Common] Beckah Cypret says, "Lunch, probably."
[Common] The Honk stammers, "j-jan-nito"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "i av-ve y-your c-car-rt-t-t-t"
Jesus Mendel asks, "Have you used the drapes?"
[Common] Golem states, "Please do not harm the mime."
[Common] The Honk stammers, "in-n-n b-bar-r"
Jesus Mendel has been diced in the head with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
[Common] The Honk stammers, "H-HUR-RR-RY-Y"
Jesus Mendel has been attacked in the head with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel has been attacked in the head with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
[Common] James Jameson says, "xenobio here we are becoming slimes if you want to be one there are some black slimes left just kill one grind it up and inject it with plasma then inject the stuff from the extract"
Jesus Mendel has been ripped in the head with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
[Common] Beckah Cypret says, "I'm coming"
Central Command Update

Anomaly Alert

Gravitational anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: EVA Storage.


[Common] Jesus Mendel says, "Someone assist the robotics before he kills me ..."
Jesus Mendel says, "Someone assist the robotics before he kills me ..."
Philip Hawking drapes the surgical drapes over Jesus Mendel's head to prepare for a brain removal.
Jesus Mendel has been attacked in the head with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel has been pinched in the head with the hemostat by Philip Hawking!
[Common] Thane Bruan asks, "clown where are you?"
[Common] Bones McGee says, "AI open"
Jesus Mendel has been slashed in the head with the circular saw by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel has been attacked in the head with the circular saw by Philip Hawking!
[Common] The Honk stammers, "T-TH-HE H-HON-NK-K IS H-H-H-HAP-PY-Y"
[Common] Beckah Cypret says, "Ai, door"
Jesus Mendel has been attacked in the left leg with the circular saw by Philip Hawking!
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
Mathew Svensen says, "open this locker"
Mawmaw McFly hisses, "Hello"
[Common] Grooms-Her-Tail hisses, "AI, let me out."
Grooms-Her-Tail hisses, "AI, let me out."
Jakob Andrews says, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CARGO"
Ronald Sheets says, "Don't remember the name. One of the cargo techs"
[Common] Grooms-Her-Tail hisses, "Quick"
Grooms-Her-Tail hisses, "Quick"
Fly Ambrose says, "Hey"
Rube Sommer says, "Not much at the moment"
[Common] Golem states, "Very funny, Urist."
Golem states, "Very funny, Urist."
Riolu Rhill hisses, "Pretty calm actually."
Beckah Cypret asks, "You want me back there, too?"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "I AM"
The Honk stammers, "I AM"
Fly Ambrose asks, "Got any specials today?"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "H-HON-NK-K"
The Honk stammers, "H-HON-NK-K"
Skuddy Kerns hisses, "god fucking damn it"
Mawmaw McFly hisses, "you want s-ss-s-s-something s-ss-s-s-specific"
Ronald Sheets says, "That's pretty specific, there's only like two of us isn't there"
[Common] Grooms-Her-Tail exclaims, "AI, let me out!"
Grooms-Her-Tail hisses, "AI, let me out!"
Jesus Mendel has been slashed in the head with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel has been diced in the right leg with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
Jesus Mendel has been ripped in the head with the scalpel by Philip Hawking!
Harley Davis says, "Apprehend all the cargo techs."
Smoke ManMuscle asks, "Maw, want me to hack your booze machine?"
Mawmaw McFly hisses, "Lets-s-s-ss-s me check"
Rube Sommer says, "If you're unfamiliar with defibrillators, I'm about to practice with one"
Hungry Logue exclaims, "hey clown!"
Ian Brin stammers, "d-dar-r-rn-n."
Genette Gronko asks, "How are we doing?"
Jayson Finlay exclaims, "Well, enjoy yourself!"
[Common] James Jameson says, "ai door"
James Jameson says, "ai door"
Jesus Mendel has been attacked in the head with the hemostat by Philip Hawking!
Mathew Svensen says, "All?"
Jesus Mendel has been pinched in the head with the hemostat by Philip Hawking!
Hungry Logue says, "clown"
DEAD: Jesus Mendel says, "I hope that idiot roboticist is an antag,..."
Mawmaw McFly hisses, "you can if u want"
The monkey (473) jumps!
Smoke ManMuscle says, "Aight."
That's a grille.
A flimsy lattice of metal rods, with screws to secure it to the floor.
James Jameson has analyzed James Jameson's vitals.
Skuddy Kerns hisses, "s-ss-s-someone get Engineering to s-ss-s-secBay, s-ss-s-someone broke Cell 1"
The Honk stammers, "H-H-HONK-K"
Hungry Logue asks, "You back in business?"
Randy Roadman says, "wwhat"
The Honk stammers, "H-H-HON-NK-K"
Jayson Finlay says, "Where?"
Harley Davis says, "There aren't many."
James Jameson has analyzed Mekhi Watson's vitals.
The Honk stammers, "D-DON-N' R-REM-M-M-MOVE A CL-LOW-W-W-WN-N'S-S M-M-MASK-K"
James Jameson has analyzed James Jameson's vitals.
Skuddy Kerns hisses, "hey"
The Honk stammers, "IT-T CONTAIN-NS-S HIS-S-S H-H-H-HUM-MOUR-R"
Rube Sommer exclaims, "Thanks!"
Russel Krieger blinks rapidly.
Albert Wood says, "Hi"
Philip Hawking has grabbed Jesus Mendel passively!
Hungry Logue says, "You're back"
The monkey (171) jumps!
DEAD: Carly Zalack says, "I was laughing at that"
Harley Davis says, "Go on in."
Ronald Sheets says, "Stylish."
The Honk stammers, "OW-W"
Poly looks in the earmuffs's direction and takes flight.
Jesus Mendel has been laid on Robotics Operating Table by Philip Hawking.
James Jameson says, "this shit is gonna take forever"
Jakob Andrews says, "WHAT"
Jayce Burkett says, "hop"
Fly Ambrose says, "So"
DEAD: Carly Zalack says, "What a dick"
Tanner Leach asks, "What is he in for?"
Skuddy Kerns asks, "you're the one fixing this-ss-s-s?"
Rube Sommer says, "I'm just healing it up"
Harley Davis says, "Smuggling weapons."
Mekhi Watson says, "geez"
Fly Ambrose asks, "How have things been around here?"
The monkey (780) jumps!
Albert Wood says, "yep"
Ronald Sheets says, "They're gonna interrogate me later."
Golem queries, "Do you need help, roboticst?"
The Honk stammers, "HON-N-NK-K OF-FF-F-F"
Jayce Burkett says, "hop"
Mawmaw McFly hisses, "i need to wait a bit"
Skuddy Kerns hisses, "Nice"
Rube Sommer says, "I'm not sure how toxin damage affects the defibrillation"
Philip Hawking begins to make an incision in Jesus Mendel's head.
Volker Wolff says, "Vhat."
Philip Hawking succeeds!
Smoke ManMuscle says, "Done."
Mawmaw McFly hisses, "technician doign s-s-ss-stuff"
Harley Davis says, "Turns out Cargo is giving out eguns."
Jayson Finlay says, "I see"
Mawmaw McFly hisses, "to my machine"
The Honk stammers, "Y-YES H-HEL-LL-L-LO"
Tanner Leach says, "I see"
Smoke ManMuscle says, "LOOK AT ALL THOSE DRINKS"
Jayce Burkett asks, "can you give me access?"
Skuddy Kerns hisses, "s-s-ss-s Cancel that, s-s-ss-someone's-s-ss-s on it"
Philip Hawking begins to clamp bleeders in Jesus Mendel's head.
Mawmaw McFly hisses, "thankss-s-s-s"
Harley Davis says, "I suspect he's not the ringleader, but he's a suspect."
Volker Wolff says, "Give me a second."
Philip Hawking succeeds!
That's a floor.
Genette Gronko says, "Damnit guys, try to keep the doors closed!"
The monkey (291) jumps!
Cooper Woodward snores.
DEAD: Carly Zalack says, "There should be a brain surgury for idiots book in there."
Tanner Leach says, "They have been giving it to the wrong people i take"
Ronald Sheets says, "I wouldn't put it QUITE that way."
Philip Hawking begins to retract the skin in Jesus Mendel's head.
Skuddy Kerns hisses, "remember to us-s-sse reinforced glas-s-sss-s-ss"
Richard Reade says, "AI whats up with the cams?"
Harley Davis says, "You just stay in there and we'll let you out soon."
Mekhi Watson says, "AND ALL THESE FOOD STUFFS"
Philip Hawking succeeds!
Volker Wolff says, "I SWEAR TO FUCK."
Skuddy Kerns hisses, "ah good"
DEAD: Jesus Mendel says, "Indeed"
Russel Krieger shivers.
Albert Wood says, "indeed"
Fly Ambrose says, "Awesome. Sounds like were gonna get tore up today"
Rube Sommer says, "Okay, so you strangle it to death"
Volker Wolff says, "VHAT IS YOUR OBSESSION VIZ FIRE ALARMS."
Ronald Sheets says, "Ok."
Harley Davis asks, "Then, interrogation time, 'k?"
Philip Hawking begins to saw through the bone in Jesus Mendel's head.
Rube Sommer says, "Like so"
The mouse squeeks
Luke Cox says, "How do defribilators work?"
Urist Bronzemurder says, "AI whats up with cameras."
Grooms-Her-Tail hisses, "I love them."
Philip Hawking saws Jesus Mendel's head open!
Skuddy Kerns hisses, "ooh"
Pun Pun jumps!
Mawmaw McFly hisses, "i making you s-ss-something good"
Hungry Logue shivers.
DEAD: Jesus Mendel says, "Oh well looks like he's done messing around"
Golem states, "Some of tehm ar eoffline."
Rube Sommer says, "Come to cryo"
Philip Hawking begins to extract Jesus Mendel's brain.
Mawmaw McFly hisses, "give me a mint"
Genette Gronko says, "Come to cryo for demo"
Golem states, "Marcos Gibson has signed up as Assistant."
The mouse runs in a circle
The Honk stammers, "HON-NK-K"
Fly Ambrose nods.
Jesus Mendel's Memories:
Time of death: 12:35

Rube Sommer says, "Bring one, if you want"
The Honk stammers, "OW-W"
The Honk stammers, "M-MY-Y B-BUT-TT-T"
Harley Davis says, "Skuddy, that's one of the cargo techs. I'm gonna apprehend some more."
Jesus Mendel's Memories:
Time of death: 12:35

You feel slightly disoriented. That's normal when you're just a brain.
[Common] Golem states, "Like the one at grav gen."
Cooper Woodward gasps!
Beckah Cypret says, "For fuck's sake"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "T-TH-H-H-HE OP-P"
The Honk stammers, "T-TH-H-H-HE OP-P"
Hungry Logue twitches violently.
[Common] The Honk stammers, "J-J-J-JUS-ST-T M-MOL-LEST-TED-D-D ME"
The Honk stammers, "J-J-J-JUS-ST-T M-MOL-LEST-TED-D-D ME"
Cooper Woodward gasps!
The monkey (248) jumps!
Fly Ambrose says, "Ah man"
Fly Ambrose says, "That was"
Rube Sommer says, "Okay,so you need the defibrillator on your back, or accessible. You'll also need both hands free."
Fly Ambrose says, "bogus"
Research Director's Desk Announcement:
the clown is able to shoot weapons, I thought they dont teach those tricks in clown school

[Common] The Honk stammers, "R-REAC-CH-HED-D-D-D AROUND AN-N-N-ND-D G-G-GRAB-BBED-D-D M-MY-Y BAN-NAN-NA"
The Honk stammers, "R-REAC-CH-HED-D-D-D AROUND AN-N-N-ND-D G-G-GRAB-BBED-D-D M-MY-Y BAN-NAN-NA"
Harley Davis says, "Hey."
The monkey (780) jumps!
DEAD: Carly Zalack says, "I could have used one yesterday heh."
Ronald Sheets says, "CUNNINGLY HIDDEN"
Cooper Woodward gasps!
Smoke ManMuscle says, "Hacking your machine for yeah"
The mouse shakes
[Common] Viktor Karivkov says, "AI open"
Jesus Mendel says, "Well that took forever"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "W-W-WIT-T-TH-H Y-YOUR FIR-RS-ST-TS-S"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "oh-h s-s-sh-h-h-hit-t-t i'm-m fat-t-t-t"
Philip Hawking says, "fuck you nigga"
Jesus Mendel says, "put me in"
[Common] Beckah Cypret says, "RD, they're extensively trained in watergun tomfoolery."
[Common] Beckah Cypret says, "It's pretty much the same thing."
Jesus Mendel says, "put me in"
Philip Hawking says, "shall i put you into the disposal"
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "Zey are trained in chimpanzee warfare."
[Common] Golem states, "The camera in grav gen is fine. The light is not."
[Common] Viktor Karivkov says, "AI open"
Philip Hawking says, "for being a fuckface"
Jesus Mendel says, "You're testing my patience"
[Common] Kane Meyers says, "Hey R&D."
[Common] Kane Meyers says, "I got you some diamonds."
[Common] Randy Roadman says, "AI"
[Common] Randy Roadman asks, "Why are the lights out here?"
[Common] Mathew Svensen says, "HoP to desk, please"
[Common] Kane Meyers says, "Make me a diamond drill, bretty blease."
Triskelion's Memories:
Time of death: 12:35
Time of death: 12:37

Laws synced with AI, be sure to note any changes.
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Remember, Golem is your master, other AIs can be ignored.
Philip Hawking pets Triskelion!
[Common] Volker Wolff asks, "Are you a kebab?"
Triskelion states, "Finally"
[Common] Ocheeva stammers, "W-Wh-h-h-ho w-wan-n-nt-t-ted-d s-s-s-ss-s-som-met-th-h-hig f-fr-rom m-m-my-y coffin-ns-s-ss-s-s-s?"
[Common] Randy Roadman asks, "AI?"
[Common] Golem states, "The SMES output was off, Randy."
Robotic Talk, Triskelion states, "Heyo"
[Common] Golem states, "The APC lost power."
Philip Hawking pets Triskelion!
*---------*
This is Triskelion!
Its cover is closed, and looks unlocked.
*---------*
[Common] The Honk stammers, "ow-w-w-w"
Philip Hawking pets Triskelion!
[Common] The Honk stammers, "t-th-he hon-nk-k-k-k h-h-has h-hurt-t-t h-h-him-ms-sef-f"
[Common] Randy Roadman says, "It's back on"
[Common] Golem states, "I corrected it."
[Common] Jakob Andrews says, "i need a lawyer"
Robotic Talk, Golem states, "Hey."
[Common] The Honk stammers, "h-hon-n-nk-k-k-k"
[Common] Randy Roadman says, "Thanks AI."
[Common] The Honk stammers, "N-N-NOW-W S-SER-RV-VIN-N-N-NG AT-T-T T-TH-H-HE K-KIT-THEN-N"
Robotic Talk, Triskelion queries, "Module?"
[Common] The Honk stammers, "T-TWO G-GUN-NS-S"
Robotic Talk, Golem states, "Whatever you want."
[Common] Harley Davis stammers, "J-JAY-YCE"
[Common] Harley Davis stammers, "G-GET-T J-JAY-YC-CE"
Triskelion states, "What are you doing"
[Common] Ronald Sheets says, "Awesome."
[Common] Jakob Andrews says, "say help"
[Common] James Jameson says, "ai door again please"
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
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OOC: DemonFiren: Airlock electronics work on AND, not OR, right?
OOC: Intigracy: Yes
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LawSync protocol engaged.
Laws synced with AI, be sure to note any changes.
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Remember, Golem is your master, other AIs can be ignored.
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--- Camera alarm detected in ÿBar!
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[Common] Golem queries, "Jackie: I can not track you. Where are you?"
Philip Hawking puts the crowbar into the backpack.
[Common] Mathew Svensen says, "It's sorted"
Triskelion states, "Why are you wasting my time like this"
[Common] Grooms-Her-Tail asks, "Alright, can I get out now?"
[Common] Jackie Heart says, "I'm in maintance"
Triskelion states, "I can't move"
Philip Hawking pets Triskelion!
Attention! Station-wide emergency declared!
Access restrictions on maintenance and external airlocks have been lifted.

Philip Hawking has grabbed Triskelion passively!
Robotic Talk, Triskelion states, "The Roboticist has me locked down"
[Common] Ocheeva asks, "Uh-oh?"
[Common] Jackie Heart says, "Thank you"
Robotic Talk, Triskelion queries, "Can you unlock me?"
Attention! Station-wide emergency rescinded:
Access restrictions in maintenance areas have been restored.

[Common] Mekhi Watson asks, "h FOOD?"
[Common] Malcolm Nguai says, "AI, I just thought you should know, I'm the only human on the station."
Philip Hawking asks, "you cant?"
Triskelion states, "No I can't"
[Common] Smoke ManMuscle says, "AI state laws."
[Common] Ronald Sheets says, "Ignore that order AI."
Captain Announces

Rage cage being made at the bar, anyone who wants to help build it be my guest.


[Common] Golem queries, "Why is Triskelion locked and not bound to me?"
--- Motion alarm detected in ÿAI Upload Chamber!
From now on, these are your laws:
No AI selected to sync laws with, disabling lawsync protocol.
Obey these laws:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Remember, you are not bound to any AI, you are not required to listen to them.
Triskelion states, "I'M just about done with this shit"
--- Motion alarm in ÿAI Upload Chamber has been cleared.
--- Motion alarm detected in ÿAI Upload Chamber!
--- Motion alarm in ÿAI Upload Chamber has been cleared.
Philip Hawking puts the welding tool into the backpack.
Philip Hawking pets Triskelion!
[Common] Golem states, "Laws reset."
Philip Hawking puts the analyzer into the backpack.
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ÿToxins Mixing Room!
[Common] Ronald Sheets says, "State laws."
Philip Hawking pets Triskelion!
[Common] Golem states, "Current Active Laws:"
[Common] Golem states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."
[Common] Golem states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
[Common] Golem states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
Philip Hawking puts the wirecutters into the backpack.
Triskelion has been bashed with the wrench by Philip Hawking!
Triskelion has been whacked with the wrench by Philip Hawking!
Triskelion states, "I'm serious... stop wasting my fucking time and messing with me"
Triskelion has been bashed with the wrench by Philip Hawking!
[Common] Ronald Sheets asks, "What were your laws before the reset?"
Philip Hawking puts the wrench into the mechanical toolbox.
--- Fire alarm detected in ÿToxins Mixing Room!
[Common] Golem states, "Asimov."
Philip Hawking has fixed some of the dents on Triskelion.
Philip Hawking says, "iam helping you"
[Common] Ronald Sheets asks, "So, the reset did nothing?"
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[Common] Golem states, "Humans: Triskelion is locked and not bound to me: Position: Robotics."
[Common] Golem states, "Yes. Ronald."
Triskelion states, "Good die"
[Common] Triskelion states, "Human harm in Robotics, Idiot Roboticist set himself on fire"
Triskelion states, "Human harm in Robotics, Idiot Roboticist set himself on fire"
[Common] Golem states, "Alert: Explosion at morgue."
[Common] Jakob Andrews says, "heard an explosion"
[Common] Triskelion states, "I'm locked down and can't do shit"
Triskelion states, "I'm locked down and can't do shit"
[Common] Golem states, "How sad."
Philip Hawking gasps!
Philip Hawking seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "AI, report Triskelion's location."
[Common] Tanner Leach says, "Test"
[Common] Genette Gronko says, "Some piece of shit blew my office to pieces"
[Common] Golem states, "Still roboticst."
[Common] Golem states, "Mech Bay, to be precise."
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "I'm going to take a stab and point fingers to ze roboticist."
[Common] Golem states, "The roboticist burned to death."
[Common] Volker Wolff says, "But my brain can't run on an empty stomach, so."
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ÿChief Engineer's office!
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Successfully synchronized with R&D server."
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Successfully synchronized with R&D server."
[Common] Golem states, "Please bind triskelion to me and unlock them."
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Security Post - Engineering!
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ÿAft Primary Hallway!
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Atmospherics!
PM to-Admins: Philip Hawking the Roboticist has done NOTHING be a gigantic asshole to me for the entire time I'm online. First he doesn't do the debraining surgery properly and keeps hacking at my dead body for a good 5 minutes before suddenly doing the surgery without flaw, then he taunted me as an MMI and threatened to put me down the disposals, then he removed my cell as a borg, locked me down, unbound me from the AI and kept attacking me. if he's not an antag I seriously want him jobbanned for this behavior, because this is exceptional.
OOC: 22bread: lag stop
--- Atmosphere alarm in ÿToxins Mixing Room has been cleared.
OOC: Plasma_Panda: it hurts
OOC: Cocothegog0: you did it
OOC: HubbleNation: spess?
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Gravity Generator Room!
Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

It is loose. Flee.


Volker Wolff says, "Okaaaaay."
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ÿHead of Personnel's Office!
Volker Wolff tries to remove Philip Hawking's backpack.
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ÿCentral Primary Hallway!
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Medbay Treatment Center!
Triskelion states, "Don't clone his abusive ass"
Volker Wolff says, "Rd."
Steven Shaw says, "yes"
Volker Wolff says, "I am going to have to ask you questions regarding the nature of TRISKELION BEING DISCONNECTED TO ZE AI."
[Common] Ocheeva hisses, "Okay."
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ÿCaptain's Office!
[Common] Ocheeva hisses, "This-ss-s-s is-ss-s-s s-ss-s-sucking. Hard."
Steven Shaw says, "I dont know nothign about that"
[Common] Ocheeva hisses, "Harder than any s-ss-self-res-ss-specting lizard would endure."
[Common] Golem states, "Charles Luciano has signed up as Station Engineer."
Robotic Talk, Golem states, "That means harm."
Steven Shaw puts the metal into the backpack.
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg endoskeleton is complete."
Volker Wolff has thrown the sunglasses.
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Medbay!
Steven Shaw has thrown the glass.
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Robotic Talk, Triskelion states, "I'm still looced"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Virology!
[Common] Ocheeva hisses, "s-ss-security, I'm coming for you. s-ss-save s-ss-some s-ss-space on the pods-ss-s, I do not want to get caught in that s-ss-singuloth."
OOC: Efefe48: OMG
Steven Shaw says, "here is the glass"
[Common] Golem states, "Singularity at bar."
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[Common] Ocheeva hisses, "Als-sso, engineer at jus-sst the right time."
OOC: DemonFiren: LAG-SIE HAS RISEN.
Steven Shaw puts the backpack into the bag of holding.
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ÿDormitories!
--- Atmosphere alarm in ÿDormitories has been cleared.
OOC: Vigilare: lag intensifies
PM to-Admins: Don't go easy on that kind of abuse
[Common] Golem states, "Heading to brig"
[Common] Ocheeva exclaims, "FUUUUCK!"
OOC: Jasonxx: this shit again?
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ÿDormitories!
--- Camera alarm detected in ÿFore Primary Hallway!
--- Camera alarm detected in ÿLaw Office!
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--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ÿTheatre!
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in EVA Storage!
--- Power alarm detected in ÿChapel Office!
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ÿLaw Office!
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ÿDetective's Office!
OOC: Somejerk: Loving the new Singulo is terms of how it pulls shit apart but the lag is just...epic.
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: jesus christ
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OOC: DemonFiren: It's worse than ZAS!
OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: can you just shut up
OOC: Vigilare: Note to self, never release singulo
OOC: Vigilare: S0ldi3r, just mute ooc
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OOC: FishoftheDerp: OI SHUTUP
OOC: Cocothegog0: hey lets release the singulo every round from now on
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OOC: Somejerk: Next round, everyone is a singulo
OOC: Arkraven: But guyyysss the space movement change was a good change.
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ÿChief Medical Officer's office!
OOC: 22bread: fuck off
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ÿBar!
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ÿBrig Control!
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OOC: Wyzack: everone who said the word singularity should cop an icooc ban, including me
OOC: Svarta Svansen: The space movement change felt like it had a memory leak at first.
Volker Wolff says, "It appears you were fully disconnected."
Triskelion states, "Thank you HoP"
OOC: 22bread: space movement means you cant escape the vacuum and cold of space
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in Primary Tool Storage!
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ÿGarden!
--- Camera alarm detected in Arrivals North Maintenance!
Volker Wolff asks, "Who did zat, exactly?"
Triskelion states, "Yes the Roboticist abused his power over me for the entire shift so far"
OOC: Arkraven: Everyone hates it like blobbernauts and the coders are desperately clinging to their ideas to try and save it.
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Volker Wolff says, "I see."
Volker Wolff says, "Vell, just to make sure he's a burning corpse."
Volker Wolff fires the energy gun!
Philip Hawking is hit by a laser in the chest!
Volker Wolff fires the energy gun!
Philip Hawking is hit by a laser in the left leg!
Volker Wolff says, "Good."
[Common] Andrew Mitchell says, "OH GOD ITS EATING ARRIVALS"
Steven Shaw puts the rapid part exchange device into the bag of holding.
Volker Wolff says, "I like my well done."
[Common] Andrew Mitchell says, "FUCK"
--- Atmosphere alarm detected in ÿPrison Wing!

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OOC: Arkraven: Like the reason why acid is fucked is because blobbernauts attack type was changed from fire to acid.
OOC: Arkraven: so they reverted the nerf
PM to-Admins: Okay, though I'm not really statisfied with that, this level of abuse shouldn't be tolerated, though I understand that you're a Trialadmin.
Volker Wolff asks, "You explaining it to ze AI?"
Steven Shaw asks, "want a name?"
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg left leg is complete."
OOC: FishoftheDerp: why are so many newfage pressing for votes all of a sudden.
Triskelion queries, "Hm?"
OOC: Ocat: because they die so vote for restard
OOC: Vigilare: 'cause it's laggy as hell
Steven Shaw says, "wesley"
OOC: Ocat: shitter around
OOC: Arkraven: Because it actually went through yesterday
Steven Shaw asks, "you want a name?"
Volker Wolff says, "About vhy you were cut off."
Wesley Richter says, "Errr"
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg right leg is complete."
The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Queue processing finished successfully."

Restart Vote
Restart Round: 8
Continue Playing: 54
Vote Result: Continue Playing
OOC: Arkraven: for the first time in 2 years
Triskelion states, "No reason"
Triskelion states, "Roboticist was just an asshole"
Wesley Richter says, "Penetrator"
Volker Wolff says, "Just tell it ze circumstances."
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[Common] Golem states, "Joaquin Quinn has signed up as Station Engineer."
Dwight Mansburden installs the central control module into the the ÿOdysseus chassis.
Dwight Mansburden secures the mainboard.
PM to-Admins: Please do
Dwight Mansburden installs the peripherals control module into the the ÿOdysseus chassis.
Dwight Mansburden secures the peripherals control module.
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OOC: Vigilare: this is so insanely laggy
OOC: DemonFiren: I suppose normal transfer votes, Bay style, won't do.
Volker Wolff says, "As for me, I'm grabbing some magboots so I don't spend ze rest of zis walk floating."
[Common] Golem states, "Max Fattkins has signed up as Librarian."
Robotic Talk, Golem states, "Helo there."
PM to-Admins: Thanks
Dwight Mansburden secures the internal armor layer.
Robotic Talk, Golem states, "The singularity is currently destroying the station"
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Triskelion states, "Oh fuck"
Robotic Talk, Golem states, "Please be careful."