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Shipping and Handling pt 1-2

Apr 7th, 2014
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  1. Let's begin, shall we.
  2. We've got our plot. Our Anon, and his helicopter pony. Lets call her Whirlybird. I think were all set.
  3. >be you, or anon, whichever get your rocks off
  4. >maud likes rocks
  5. >you and Whirlybird have the top times and technique
  6. >you do extractions and delivery of heavy equipment
  7. >Whirlybird is Sikorsky TH-54 Tarhe
  8. >after practice, you and Whirly put everyone else to shame
  9. >granted it was only test exercises
  10. >you still were the best
  11. >broanon comes up to you, his heli is looking a little blazingit
  12. >btoanon flaunts his purple kush medal that he got after getting hit by a landing planepony
  13. "Hey, Anon... What' s up?"
  14. >he also looked like 420
  15. "Nothin' much besides smokin' your ass today"
  16. "Yeah.. Smoking. heheh"
  17. >your conversations had very little sustansnce
  18. "So, Anon.. Are you and Whirlbread. Like together?"
  19. >you and Whirly both go pale
  20. >You both liked eachother in a way that wasnt platonic at all
  21. >neither had any idea that the other liked them back
  22. "..."
  23. >you were silent
  24. >broanon left, he forgot about your question
  25. >you look at Whirlybird to see her expression, she does the same
  26. >awkward extended eye contact
  27. >look away from eachother, turning bright shades of red
  28. >you see the people at the other tables looking at you both then talking in hushed tones to those next to them
  29. >later, its evening you are going to bed in a little bit
  30. >you really wanted to tell Whirlybird how you felt
  31. >what would she do?
  32. >she'd probably think you were sick or something
  33. >who in their right minds would feel that way about their vehicle pony
  34. >what if she liked you back
  35. >those awkward moments mustve meant something
  36. >you decide to go tell her
  37. >as you approach her hangar the large building looms ominously overhead
  38. >your heart is pounding out of your chest
  39. >you can barely leep your thoughts together
  40. >your feet started to feel cold and numb
  41. >the temperature was 80F
  42. >your breathing is suddenly rapid
  43. >the door is a few feet away from you.
  44. >the hangar door was still far enough to turn around and pretend like nothing happened
  45. >you can still not open the door
  46. >standing in front of the door Whirlybird opens it as you put you hand on the handle made low to the ground for humans
  47. >you jump like 10 feet in the air
  48. "Anon, it's so late, what are you here for?"
  49. "Umm... uhhh"
  50. "I... uhh. Need to talk... With you. Right. You. Abooouuut. Umm."
  51. "Why don't you just come in"
  52. >you walk in, her hangar has the obligatory pro-military poster on a random wall
  53. >you blurt out to her
  54. "Whirlybird. I've known you for a little while now. And I like that were friends and all but I want to be more than that to you. I thi-I know for a fact, that you are the most important pony to me and I want to be with you"
  55. >you are sweating anonymous bullets
  56. >Whirlybird is frozen on the other side of the hangar
  57. >she turns around and looks you dead in the eyes
  58. "I... share your feelings, Anon. But I was too nervous to tell you."
  59. >you walk up to her and do what any other special anon would do, have a social retardation moment and hug her leg
  60. >she picks you up and hugs you
  61. >skip forward about two weeks
  62. >you and Whirly stay silent about you two being together but some people put it together due to your nightly visits to her
  63. >you hadnt actually done anything lewd with her... yet.
  64. >you were planning on doing that tonight
  65. >broanon talks to the other pilotanons
  66. >they all look at you, some grinning, others look disgusted
  67. >you decide to finish your meal with Whirlybird to avoid the other pilotanons stares
  68. >you walk into the hangar with what was left of your meal
  69. >basically a drink and an unopened bag of chips
  70. >the hangar is immense
  71. >all the helis eating whatever they eat
  72. >tables for pones are about 12 feet tall
  73. >everything is fitted for human use too
  74. >climb stairwell to tabletop
  75. >surprise Whirlybird, you didnt ever eat lunch with her, but she enjoyed it
  76. >that night
  77. >go visit Whirlybird
  78. >she wants the d
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