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  1. [from tarik's stream:]
  2.  
  3. (chat) fer: ns god
  4.  
  5. (chat) s1mple: not god
  6.  
  7. (chat) s1mple: ty
  8.  
  9. (chat) fer: good, but not god?
  10.  
  11. (chat) s1mple: yes!
  12.  
  13. (chat) ptr: Keepo
  14.  
  15. [fREAKAZOID joins teamspeak of game he is not part of]
  16.  
  17. (voice) fREAKAZOID: Shut up s1mple, you fucking suck!
  18.  
  19. (voice) s1mple: Who is talking? OMG
  20.  
  21. (voice) fREAKAZOID: Shut up. You suck.
  22.  
  23. (voice) s1mple: top100 player in NA? Is it you? ... Hey?
  24.  
  25. (voice) s1mple: Peter, who is talking to me?
  26.  
  27. [s1mple thinks he is talking to Stewie2k]
  28.  
  29. (voice) coL. Dephh: One pushed mid, 3hp, I had bomb for some reason. He is right there.
  30.  
  31. (voice) fREAKAZOID: s1mple, why do you aim at the ground when you run around?
  32.  
  33. (voice) coL. Dephh: 4hp
  34.  
  35. (voice) coL. Dephh: 4hp at top left..
  36.  
  37. (voice) s1mple: one connection
  38.  
  39. (voice) coL. Dephh: NOOOoooo, ... [inaudible]
  40.  
  41. (voice) coL. Dephh: 4hp
  42.  
  43. (voice) [help]: go dude, he's in my head
  44.  
  45. (voice) [help]: he's in my head right now, dude
  46.  
  47. (voice) s1mple: ?, stfu
  48.  
  49. (voice) SileNt: What did you do this round s1mple? died?
  50.  
  51. [here s1mple maybe thinks it was SileNt instead of fREAKAZOID who started insults]
  52.  
  53. (voice) s1mple: What are you doing. ..? Should just die, like you die in.... [interrupted]
  54.  
  55. (voice) SileNt: What are you SAAAaaaaying?!
  56.  
  57. [SileNt dies]
  58.  
  59. (voice) s1mple: nice
  60.  
  61. (voice) SileNt: You are not making any sense! (laugh)
  62.  
  63. (voice) s1mple: Man, do you have a HLTV picture, photo, I don't know. Haha.
  64.  
  65. [Implying SileNt doesn't have a HLTV profile?]
  66.  
  67. (voice) SileNt: OMG!
  68.  
  69. (voice) [help]: I don't know dude.
  70.  
  71. (voice) [help]: I don't even know what is going on.
  72.  
  73. (voice) fREAKAZOID: s1mple, why you're such a noob, dude?
  74.  
  75. (voice) s1mple: Why? (meaning: why are you asking me?)
  76.  
  77. (voice) tarik: Hihihi
  78.  
  79. (voice) SileNt: That's what you answer..
  80.  
  81. (voice) fREAKAZOID: You're such a baiter, dude.
  82.  
  83. (voice) s1mple: Stewie, please STFU. Seriously. [still thinks fREAKAZOID is Stewie2k]
  84.  
  85. (voice) fREAKAZOID: Stop baiting for kills, dude. You suck.
  86.  
  87. (voice) s1mple: I don't know how you are playing for C9.
  88.  
  89. (voice) fREAKAZOID: I don't know how you are playing for any team.
  90.  
  91. (voice) s1mple: cuz 0.5 K/D ratio.... [inaudible]
  92.  
  93. (voice) fREAKAZOID: What's the longest team you have ever been in your life? Couple of months?
  94.  
  95. (voice) s1mple: I think, 1 year with Hellraisers.
  96.  
  97. (voice) fREAKAZOID: Oh, WOW!
  98.  
  99. (voice) fREAKAZOID: How long that ... Are you guys still fiends though?
  100.  
  101. (voice) s1mple: Yeah.
  102.  
  103. (voice) s1mple: How long have you been in this team? hehe [still thinks he is talking with Stewie2k, does not understand that fREAKAZOID is actually trying to bully him]
  104.  
  105. (voice) s1mple: Better answer on this question.
  106.  
  107. (voice) fREAKAZOID: How long have you been on Liquid?
  108.  
  109. (voice) s1mple: How its good when everyone hates you? On Reddit, everywhere.
  110.  
  111. (voice) s1mple: How its good when you are pushing in smoke and [??] in smoke when you are...
  112.  
  113. (voice) fREAKAZOID: Do you even have real life friends?
  114.  
  115. (voice) SileNt: Do you even know who you are talking to? [s1mple still thinks fREAKAZOID is Stewie2k]
  116.  
  117. (voice) s1mple: hehe.. [awkward haha]
  118.  
  119. (voice) fREAKAZOID: You don't you have real life friends, do you?
  120.  
  121. (voice) s1mple: Yeah, I have [???] fiends as well.
  122.  
  123. (voice) fREAKAZOID: [???] Hit the soft spot, dude.
  124.  
  125. (voice) SileNt: HAHAhhaha
  126.  
  127. (voice) fREAKAZOID: Do ya have any balls? Or, nah? Or your just cocking online? And get scared in person, hah?
  128.  
  129. (voice) tarik: WTF?! (smile)
  130.  
  131. (voice) s1mple: [???] Why are you talking to me?
  132.  
  133. (voice) s1mple: Everyone hates you. I don't want to talking with you, as well.
  134.  
  135. (voice) s1mple: You can try to talk with Reddit, HLTV, but not with me.
  136.  
  137. (voice) s1mple: Please.
  138.  
  139. (voice) fREAKAZOID: Hey, at least Reddit talks back, dude.
  140.  
  141. (voice) fREAKAZOID: You can't even have a conversation.
  142.  
  143. (voice) s1mple: Stewie, everyone talking that you are shit. Come on.
  144.  
  145. (voice) fREAKAZOID: [??]
  146.  
  147. (voice) s1mple: You should play better. Go DM, stop talking go DM, do something.
  148.  
  149. (voice) fREAKAZOID: Man, have you seen [?? rain ]? [??] sucks dick.
  150.  
  151. (voice) s1mple: Agh, OK.
  152.  
  153. (voice) fREAKAZOID: You rush for kills and still die?!
  154.  
  155. (voice) s1mple: OK, what, stop talking to me, please.
  156.  
  157. (voice) s1mple: Don't want to talk with you. Hey, seriously. Seriously.
  158.  
  159. (voice) fREAKAZOID: Hey seriously, dude, its time for a tan. [implying s1mple needs a tan]
  160.  
  161. (voice) tarik: guys...
  162.  
  163. [inaudible]
  164.  
  165. (voice) s1mple: Stop talking with me [..] sucking dick every official match. So please, dont' talk with me.
  166.  
  167. (voice) s1mple: Or you try talking when a north... [interrupted]
  168.  
  169. (voice) fREAKAZOID: Hey, stop losing rounds, dude, you keep talking to me. Shut up!! You suuuk! [trying to impersonate s1mple]
  170.  
  171. (voice) SileNt: Hahahahheehe....
  172.  
  173. (voice) fREAKAZOID: You aim at the ground, you run around, it's so bad, you need to tan and get some [...]
  174.  
  175. (voice) s1mple: Who? Who losing rounds? What are you talking about?
  176.  
  177. (voice) fREAKAZOID: Man, you lose your team so many rounds, bro.
  178.  
  179. (voice) fREAKAZOID: God damn, I've seen you play.
  180.  
  181. (voice) s1mple: And[..?] you?
  182.  
  183. (voice) fREAKAZOID: I like jumping through smokes, man, what can I say.
  184.  
  185. (voice) s1mple: You'r...hehe.. [interrupted]
  186.  
  187. (voice) fREAKAZOID: I make plays, you make dumb plays.
  188.  
  189. (voice) s1mple: You make plays? Please.
  190.  
  191. (voice) s1mple: Seriously. You are the worst player in Cloud9. Seriously.
  192.  
  193. (voice) s1mple: You should play better, go death-match.
  194.  
  195. (voice) fREAKAZOID: You are the best player on every other team, just because you bait kills.
  196.  
  197. (voice) s1mple: No I'm not.. [??]
  198.  
  199. (voice) s1mple: In every team I was open-killer or I was lurker, or AWP player.
  200.  
  201. (voice) s1mple: If you don't know anything about me, so STFU.
  202.  
  203. (voice) s1mple: Because... when you play at LAN, try to talk with me, 0.5 K/D ratio.
  204.  
  205. (voice) s1mple: I don't even want to talk to you, seriously. You are shit.
  206.  
  207. (voice) s1mple: You're peace of fucking shit player.
  208.  
  209. (voice) tarik: OK, I turning off my stream.
  210.  
  211. (voice) fREAKAZOID: Now I know why everybody hates you.
  212.  
  213. (voice) tarik: Thank you everybody, for watching. I'm super tired, I'm super fucking tired.
  214.  
  215. [inaudible]
  216.  
  217. (voice) tarik: Everyone go to sleep, I hope everyone enjoyed. [Hell, yeah, we did.]
  218.  
  219. (voice) tarik: And I see you next time. Thank you, again.
  220.  
  221. (voice) fREAKAZOID: Yeah, I think you are mad dude, yeah, you go drink .. a protein shake.
  222.  
  223. (voice) fREAKAZOID: ... skinny butt.
  224.  
  225. (voice) tarik: Have a good day. (smile)
  226.  
  227. [s1mple starts streaming:]
  228.  
  229. (voice) fREAKAZOID: It's OK to hate your life. It's alright, man.
  230.  
  231. (voice) tarik: See you later guys.
  232.  
  233. (voice) s1mple: Stewie, what are you talking about?
  234.  
  235. [still does not understand that it is actully fREAKAZOID bullying him]
  236.  
  237. (voice) fREAKAZOID: Hey, have a nice day.
  238.  
  239. (voice) s1mple: Thank you.
  240.  
  241. (voice) fREAKAZOID: You should have jump [??]... some kills. I would appreciate that, bro.
  242.  
  243. (voice) s1mple: OK, thank you. What you want?
  244.  
  245. (voice) tarik: WTF is goin on?
  246.  
  247. (voice) s1mple: WTF are you want, Stewie?
  248.  
  249. (voice) tarik: hehe
  250.  
  251. (voice) s1mple: What you talking about?
  252.  
  253. (voice) s1mple: Can you just leave this room? Seriously.
  254.  
  255. (voice) coL. Dephh: Bro, Stewie, calm the fuck down, bro.
  256.  
  257. (voice) coL. Dephh: Stewie so toxic, man.
  258.  
  259. (voice) s1mple: Stewie, please leave this room.
  260.  
  261. (voice) coL. Dephh: s1mple, you think Stewie the worst player on Cloud9?
  262.  
  263. (voice) s1mple: Yes. (pause) Agh, hahah, he gonna be more mad, if I say it one more time.
  264.  
  265. (voice) s1mple: I just open my stream, maybe that's why he is calm down.
  266.  
  267. (voice) tarik: See you later, have a good night.
  268.  
  269. (voice) s1mple: See you, yeah.
  270.  
  271. (voice) s1mple: Stewie, can you say something more for Reddit or HLTV?
  272.  
  273. (voice) coL. Dephh: You're crazy man, why would Stewie talk to you like that?
  274.  
  275. (voice) s1mple: I don't know.
  276.  
  277. (voice) coL. Dephh: What did you do to Stewie?
  278.  
  279. (voice) s1mple: Maybe because I delete him from Steam?
  280.  
  281. (voice) s1mple: Yeah, OMG. Sorry, Stewie! If you want, you can add me again.
  282.  
  283. (voice) s1mple: OK, it's good that I record this. Because he can talk it when I'm not streaming.
  284.  
  285. (voice) s1mple: Hey guys, everyone who is watching my stream, just copy this and give it to Reddit or HLTV, because he is sooo toxic.
  286.  
  287. (voice) s1mple: Stewie, hello!
  288.  
  289. (voice) s1mple: OMG
  290.  
  291. (voice) s1mple: Silent, are you here?
  292.  
  293. (voice) SileNt: Yo, my teammate in AFK, what's up dude?
  294.  
  295. (voice) coL. Dephh: That's Stewie ... shut up dude.
  296.  
  297. (voice) s1mple: How are you?
  298.  
  299. (voice) coL. Dephh: Stewie's had enough of you.
  300.  
  301. (voice) s1mple: No, Silent, how are you?
  302.  
  303. (voice) SileNt: Just fucking chilling.
  304.  
  305. (voice) s1mple: hahaha
  306.  
  307. (voice) SileNt: Just TV shows.
  308.  
  309. (voice) s1mple: So, Stewie just come on this teamspeak and start talking shit.
  310.  
  311. (voice) s1mple: I'm just like, man I don't want to talking with you.
  312.  
  313. (voice) s1mple: I'm like. What are you talking about? STFU. Everyone hates you.
  314.  
  315. (voice) s1mple: Because I can just start [??] and you will not say anything, I will just record every word what you say.
  316.  
  317. [browsing HLTV]
  318.  
  319. (voice) s1mple: Who it was Stewie or fREAKAZOID? Who?
  320.  
  321. (voice) s1mple: OMG, guys, just record this.
  322.  
  323. (voice) s1mple: Aghhh, it was fREAKAZOID, OK, then nevermind.
  324.  
  325. [stops stream]
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