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- [from tarik's stream:]
- (chat) fer: ns god
- (chat) s1mple: not god
- (chat) s1mple: ty
- (chat) fer: good, but not god?
- (chat) s1mple: yes!
- (chat) ptr: Keepo
- [fREAKAZOID joins teamspeak of game he is not part of]
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: Shut up s1mple, you fucking suck!
- (voice) s1mple: Who is talking? OMG
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: Shut up. You suck.
- (voice) s1mple: top100 player in NA? Is it you? ... Hey?
- (voice) s1mple: Peter, who is talking to me?
- [s1mple thinks he is talking to Stewie2k]
- (voice) coL. Dephh: One pushed mid, 3hp, I had bomb for some reason. He is right there.
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: s1mple, why do you aim at the ground when you run around?
- (voice) coL. Dephh: 4hp
- (voice) coL. Dephh: 4hp at top left..
- (voice) s1mple: one connection
- (voice) coL. Dephh: NOOOoooo, ... [inaudible]
- (voice) coL. Dephh: 4hp
- (voice) [help]: go dude, he's in my head
- (voice) [help]: he's in my head right now, dude
- (voice) s1mple: ?, stfu
- (voice) SileNt: What did you do this round s1mple? died?
- [here s1mple maybe thinks it was SileNt instead of fREAKAZOID who started insults]
- (voice) s1mple: What are you doing. ..? Should just die, like you die in.... [interrupted]
- (voice) SileNt: What are you SAAAaaaaying?!
- [SileNt dies]
- (voice) s1mple: nice
- (voice) SileNt: You are not making any sense! (laugh)
- (voice) s1mple: Man, do you have a HLTV picture, photo, I don't know. Haha.
- [Implying SileNt doesn't have a HLTV profile?]
- (voice) SileNt: OMG!
- (voice) [help]: I don't know dude.
- (voice) [help]: I don't even know what is going on.
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: s1mple, why you're such a noob, dude?
- (voice) s1mple: Why? (meaning: why are you asking me?)
- (voice) tarik: Hihihi
- (voice) SileNt: That's what you answer..
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: You're such a baiter, dude.
- (voice) s1mple: Stewie, please STFU. Seriously. [still thinks fREAKAZOID is Stewie2k]
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: Stop baiting for kills, dude. You suck.
- (voice) s1mple: I don't know how you are playing for C9.
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: I don't know how you are playing for any team.
- (voice) s1mple: cuz 0.5 K/D ratio.... [inaudible]
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: What's the longest team you have ever been in your life? Couple of months?
- (voice) s1mple: I think, 1 year with Hellraisers.
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: Oh, WOW!
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: How long that ... Are you guys still fiends though?
- (voice) s1mple: Yeah.
- (voice) s1mple: How long have you been in this team? hehe [still thinks he is talking with Stewie2k, does not understand that fREAKAZOID is actually trying to bully him]
- (voice) s1mple: Better answer on this question.
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: How long have you been on Liquid?
- (voice) s1mple: How its good when everyone hates you? On Reddit, everywhere.
- (voice) s1mple: How its good when you are pushing in smoke and [??] in smoke when you are...
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: Do you even have real life friends?
- (voice) SileNt: Do you even know who you are talking to? [s1mple still thinks fREAKAZOID is Stewie2k]
- (voice) s1mple: hehe.. [awkward haha]
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: You don't you have real life friends, do you?
- (voice) s1mple: Yeah, I have [???] fiends as well.
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: [???] Hit the soft spot, dude.
- (voice) SileNt: HAHAhhaha
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: Do ya have any balls? Or, nah? Or your just cocking online? And get scared in person, hah?
- (voice) tarik: WTF?! (smile)
- (voice) s1mple: [???] Why are you talking to me?
- (voice) s1mple: Everyone hates you. I don't want to talking with you, as well.
- (voice) s1mple: You can try to talk with Reddit, HLTV, but not with me.
- (voice) s1mple: Please.
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: Hey, at least Reddit talks back, dude.
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: You can't even have a conversation.
- (voice) s1mple: Stewie, everyone talking that you are shit. Come on.
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: [??]
- (voice) s1mple: You should play better. Go DM, stop talking go DM, do something.
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: Man, have you seen [?? rain ]? [??] sucks dick.
- (voice) s1mple: Agh, OK.
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: You rush for kills and still die?!
- (voice) s1mple: OK, what, stop talking to me, please.
- (voice) s1mple: Don't want to talk with you. Hey, seriously. Seriously.
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: Hey seriously, dude, its time for a tan. [implying s1mple needs a tan]
- (voice) tarik: guys...
- [inaudible]
- (voice) s1mple: Stop talking with me [..] sucking dick every official match. So please, dont' talk with me.
- (voice) s1mple: Or you try talking when a north... [interrupted]
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: Hey, stop losing rounds, dude, you keep talking to me. Shut up!! You suuuk! [trying to impersonate s1mple]
- (voice) SileNt: Hahahahheehe....
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: You aim at the ground, you run around, it's so bad, you need to tan and get some [...]
- (voice) s1mple: Who? Who losing rounds? What are you talking about?
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: Man, you lose your team so many rounds, bro.
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: God damn, I've seen you play.
- (voice) s1mple: And[..?] you?
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: I like jumping through smokes, man, what can I say.
- (voice) s1mple: You'r...hehe.. [interrupted]
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: I make plays, you make dumb plays.
- (voice) s1mple: You make plays? Please.
- (voice) s1mple: Seriously. You are the worst player in Cloud9. Seriously.
- (voice) s1mple: You should play better, go death-match.
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: You are the best player on every other team, just because you bait kills.
- (voice) s1mple: No I'm not.. [??]
- (voice) s1mple: In every team I was open-killer or I was lurker, or AWP player.
- (voice) s1mple: If you don't know anything about me, so STFU.
- (voice) s1mple: Because... when you play at LAN, try to talk with me, 0.5 K/D ratio.
- (voice) s1mple: I don't even want to talk to you, seriously. You are shit.
- (voice) s1mple: You're peace of fucking shit player.
- (voice) tarik: OK, I turning off my stream.
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: Now I know why everybody hates you.
- (voice) tarik: Thank you everybody, for watching. I'm super tired, I'm super fucking tired.
- [inaudible]
- (voice) tarik: Everyone go to sleep, I hope everyone enjoyed. [Hell, yeah, we did.]
- (voice) tarik: And I see you next time. Thank you, again.
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: Yeah, I think you are mad dude, yeah, you go drink .. a protein shake.
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: ... skinny butt.
- (voice) tarik: Have a good day. (smile)
- [s1mple starts streaming:]
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: It's OK to hate your life. It's alright, man.
- (voice) tarik: See you later guys.
- (voice) s1mple: Stewie, what are you talking about?
- [still does not understand that it is actully fREAKAZOID bullying him]
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: Hey, have a nice day.
- (voice) s1mple: Thank you.
- (voice) fREAKAZOID: You should have jump [??]... some kills. I would appreciate that, bro.
- (voice) s1mple: OK, thank you. What you want?
- (voice) tarik: WTF is goin on?
- (voice) s1mple: WTF are you want, Stewie?
- (voice) tarik: hehe
- (voice) s1mple: What you talking about?
- (voice) s1mple: Can you just leave this room? Seriously.
- (voice) coL. Dephh: Bro, Stewie, calm the fuck down, bro.
- (voice) coL. Dephh: Stewie so toxic, man.
- (voice) s1mple: Stewie, please leave this room.
- (voice) coL. Dephh: s1mple, you think Stewie the worst player on Cloud9?
- (voice) s1mple: Yes. (pause) Agh, hahah, he gonna be more mad, if I say it one more time.
- (voice) s1mple: I just open my stream, maybe that's why he is calm down.
- (voice) tarik: See you later, have a good night.
- (voice) s1mple: See you, yeah.
- (voice) s1mple: Stewie, can you say something more for Reddit or HLTV?
- (voice) coL. Dephh: You're crazy man, why would Stewie talk to you like that?
- (voice) s1mple: I don't know.
- (voice) coL. Dephh: What did you do to Stewie?
- (voice) s1mple: Maybe because I delete him from Steam?
- (voice) s1mple: Yeah, OMG. Sorry, Stewie! If you want, you can add me again.
- (voice) s1mple: OK, it's good that I record this. Because he can talk it when I'm not streaming.
- (voice) s1mple: Hey guys, everyone who is watching my stream, just copy this and give it to Reddit or HLTV, because he is sooo toxic.
- (voice) s1mple: Stewie, hello!
- (voice) s1mple: OMG
- (voice) s1mple: Silent, are you here?
- (voice) SileNt: Yo, my teammate in AFK, what's up dude?
- (voice) coL. Dephh: That's Stewie ... shut up dude.
- (voice) s1mple: How are you?
- (voice) coL. Dephh: Stewie's had enough of you.
- (voice) s1mple: No, Silent, how are you?
- (voice) SileNt: Just fucking chilling.
- (voice) s1mple: hahaha
- (voice) SileNt: Just TV shows.
- (voice) s1mple: So, Stewie just come on this teamspeak and start talking shit.
- (voice) s1mple: I'm just like, man I don't want to talking with you.
- (voice) s1mple: I'm like. What are you talking about? STFU. Everyone hates you.
- (voice) s1mple: Because I can just start [??] and you will not say anything, I will just record every word what you say.
- [browsing HLTV]
- (voice) s1mple: Who it was Stewie or fREAKAZOID? Who?
- (voice) s1mple: OMG, guys, just record this.
- (voice) s1mple: Aghhh, it was fREAKAZOID, OK, then nevermind.
- [stops stream]
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