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- >Day world domination in Equestria
- >You are Eggnon
- >You got sent through dimensions after Blonic fucked up your time and space machine
- >You built yourself a house in the forest
- >But one stupid annoying talking horse always breaks your stuff and makes you want to kill yourself
- >You sit in your Non-carrier pod and head towards P0nyville
- >It's cool because it floats
- >A good thing that these P0nies don't have the brains for such technology
- >And they're friendly
- >"Hi Eggnon!"
- >Fluttershy flies up and sits on your lap
- Hey! Get out!
- >She snuggles closer
- >Well it is quite warm with her there
- >You keep going
- >You land in front of Twilight's library and get out
- >She's the smartest pone you've met and actually listens
- >You knock on the door
- >The little dragon opens it and you walk past him
- >Funny little servant he is
- >You prefer robots though
- >They don't have a conscience
- >Twilight zaps downstairs in a purple flash
- >"Oh Eggnon! Uh...what brings you here?"
- I am in need of something called diamonds. Care to tell me where I could find some?
- >She nods and Spike hands her a book
- >You look at him
- >And then the hundreds of books there on the shelves
- >Damn he's good
- >"You can find them here."
- >She levitates a map to you
- >"I read it in the book. They should be underground with the one's known as Diamond dogs."
- >You smirk at the name
- A bunch of mutts playing with Diamonds? Hahaha. Okay see you later.
- >"Wait!"
- >You stop and turn around
- >"These are dangerous creatures."
- Don't worry about me.
- >You get back in your Non-carrier pod
- >You should rename this thing
- >How about the Non-pod?
- >Works for you
- >You notice Fluttershy isn't there anymore
- Fluttershy?
- >She pokes her head out from the back
- >"H-hi."
- Want to go on a little adventure?
- >"Are adventures your fetish?"
- No Fluttershy.
- >"Oh okay. Sure I'll tag along."
- >Fast forward
- >You are dragging Fluttershy with you in these caves
- >You luckily haven't seen these 'diamond dogs'
- >"n-n-n-n-n-no p-p-p-p-lease!"
- Shut up! Look over there!
- >You both look
- >There is a huge pile of perfectly cut Diamonds
- Perfect! Fluttershy take as many as you can hold.
- >She grabs some with her wings and puts some in her mouth
- >You stuff your pockets with them and throw down the teleport pad
- Get on!
- >She jumps into your arms and you press the button on the remote
- >Now you are back at your place
- You can just drop those.
- >She lets go of the ones with her wings
- All of them...
- >She opens her mouth and...10 come out
- >Holy shit she's got a big mouth
- >Egg jr starts stiffening
- >No!
- >"This turn you on big boy?"
- >Fluttershy puts a lot of the diamonds in her mouth
- Spit those out and leave you talking horse.
- >She spits them out and flies out the window
- Damnit. That was too close.
- >You gather up the diamonds and take them down to your work station
- >The robots there take the diamonds and create just the thing you worked for
- >A shield for your Non-pod
- >The robots install it into the Non-pod
- >You get in it and fly out
- >You press the button and the walls of the Non-pod are replaced with diamond
- Perfect! Now I just need some source of energy...
- >You land on the roof of your building and drop another teleport pad
- >You set in the coordinations for Twilight's Library
- >In a flashy spark you appear in the middle of the Library
- >Twilight looks shocked
- >"How did you do that?!"
- With the magic of science.
- >You show her your pad that you materialize out of a laser
- >Then your coordinate device
- You just step on here, put the coordinates in, press the button, and you go there! It's just science.
- >She is standing there mouth agape
- >She gets a suprisingly seductive look on her face
- >"I didn't know you were a man of that level of intelligence. Our Magic, us unicorns that is, use the same method of teleportation."
- >You stroke your mustache
- Anyways I need to find a book.
- >Spike is already at your side
- I need a book about the most powerful energy sources on this planet.
- >He lifts a book up to you
- How did you...
- >You look at it
- >It says "The most powerful energy sources on the planet"
- Thank you Spike. How much do I owe you Twilight?
- >She stops trying to be seductive
- >"What are you using that energy for?"
- >You lie straight to her face
- To restore the life of the nature I have destroyed when I built my house.
- >She looks out the window to your house
- >"Yeah that might be a good idea..."
- >The building is 7 stories tall and right next to a lake
- >Well there was a lake...now it's like a pond
- >"Celestia thinks you should visit her today though."
- Where did that come from?
- >"I was supposed to tell you this morning but I uhh forgot..."
- >She turns around and smiles
- >You can't help but smile back for a second
- >"So what I mean is you should visit the Princess before you take this."
- >She levitates it to herself
- Fine.
- >You bring out the pad and punch in the coordinates for Canterlot
- >You push the button and you are standing in the middle of Canterlot
- >Something bumps into you
- >"Oh goodness we are sorr-Are you Eggnon?"
- Why yes, genius from the planet Earth. And you are?
- >"Oh excuse us, we forgot our manners. We are Princess Luna. We control the moon rising at night."
- >Interesting
- >Sounds like she can harness massive amounts of energy
- >"Why yes we can Eggnon."
- Did you just read my mind?
- >"Yes."
- >You both stand there for a couple seconds
- So where is-
- >"You're here to see Celestia, she's in that main castle there on the throne. We're sure she'd be glad to have your company."
- >You thank her and walk up and through the open doors
- >You walk up and kneel before her
- Princess Celestia.
- >Nothing
- >Wat
- >You look up
- >Some drool comes from her mouth
- >She's snoring
- >Lawl
- >You walk up and slowly nudge her slightly
- >She jumps awake
- >She stares into your eyes and you look back
- >"Oh hello Eggnon! I did not expect to see you here."
- Twilight told me you wanted me for something?
- >"Just a talk."
- A lecture?
- >"I'll try not to...but it just comes with age you know?"
- >You nod
- >"Eggnon...What do you do in that building of yours?"
- I am an inventor. I've created robots which create anything you can think of as long as they have the materials.
- >"That is quite an astonishing thing Eggnon!"
- It was nothing compared to on Earth...
- >She looks intrigued
- >"What did you achieve on Earth?"
- >Hold up Eggnon think of something small
- >Won't want her to know your plans
- Well I had a nemesis that would always ruin my plans to help mankind...so I would create machines to kill him. Never did though.
- >She nods understandingly
- >"The last time something ruined my plans it died."
- >Oh shit
- >"I did not mean to worry you, sorry."
- It's alright Princess. Well I really should get going to erm...fix the life I've ruined when I made that building.
- >She smiles brightly
- >"Ah another creature who cares about nature! I thought you were going to strip the land with your buildings..."
- Well the lake would be the only thing damaged if I clean up the rest.
- >"It's not like I would stop you though. That forest is a danger to my subjects."
- I kind of need it's resources too.
- >"Oh. So do you need me to teleport you back?"
- No.
- >You explain to her the pad and coordinates
- >"You truly are a genius Eggnon."
- >You step on the pad and bow
- The one and only.
- >You hit the button and are back in Twilight's Library
- >She's reading a book
- Twilight.
- >She jumps, throwing her book up
- >"Damnit Eggnon! You scared me again..."
- >She trots over and hugs you
- >Keep it together Eggnon
- >Don't taze her...
- Uhh what are you doing?
- >She lets go
- >"Oh sorry. Here is your book like we promised."
- >She levitates it to you
- Thank you.
- >"Anytime babe."
- >She winks at you
- >With her eye
- >You just leave
- >You decide to get something to eat
- >You go to SugarCube Corner because you are kind of fat
- >Just kidding you're really fat
- >You walk in and Pinkie is there
- >She sees you and is right next to you in seconds
- >"Hi Eggy!"
- Don't call me that.
- >"Whatever you say Eggy! How've you been buddy we don't talk anymore!"
- I just want some donuts.
- >In a pink streak she's back behind the counter
- >You walk up to it
- >"How many?"
- Uh...two dozen.
- >"You got it!"
- >She poofs to the kitchen
- >One minute later she comes out with a box of two dozen donuts
- What do I owe you?
- >She bats her eyelids
- >"A good time..."
- >Wat
- Woah hold on there! I have bits too!
- >She looks saddened
- >Whore
- >"Oh okay. 25 bits."
- >You pull out a sack of 30
- Keep the change.
- >You put out your pad and teleport home
- >You put your donuts on the table as you read the book on energy
- >You skip to the most powerful energy source
- The "Elements of Harmony" ?
- >There was a picture of 5 necklaces and one tiara that all had the most powerful jems in them
- Hmm...
- >You read on and find out that Twilight of all p0nies has them
- I guess I have some persuasion to do...
- >You stretch and grab a donut
- >You eat it whole and bring out your pad
- >You step on it and put in Twilight's Library
- >You appear there
- >She isn't scared this time
- >"Hello Eggnon how may I help you?"
- >Hmmm word this correctly
- I need to borrow the elements of harmony because they are the most powerful source of energy on this planet.
- >Smooth
- >"I can't give you the elements of harmony Eggnon. Can't you find some other form of energy?"
- Well nothing would run as smoothly as a little power from the elements.
- >She looks conflicted
- >"Are you sure you won't break them?"
- >Holy shit is she actually...
- >"As long as you only use a little bit of energy and bring them back as soon as you are done then I suppose you can borrow them."
- Thank you for understanding.
- >She levitates a small chest to you
- >"Promise you'll bring them right back."
- I promise.
- >"Okay. Hurry before the Princess finds out."
- >You put out the pad and go home with the elements
- That was easy as hell!
- >You take the elements out of the chest
- >They match the picture exactly
- Perfect...
- >You carefully remove the jewels from each of the elements
- >They glow with power on your counter
- This is incredible...
- >You push a button on your wall and 6 robots come
- >You give each one a necklace and the last the tiara
- I need each one of you to fill these holes with jewels to match this picture.
- >You show the picture from the book
- >They scan it and materialize out
- >You take the jewels down to the basement floor
- >You walk along the corridor until you reach a room
- >You punch in the 7 digit password
- >You walk in and place each jewel in the places where the chaos emeralds would have gone
- They're so powerful they make the emeralds look like a joke...
- >You don't even need seven
- >The machine implements the gems into the your super bot
- >You walk up to the chamber pod it is in
- >The lights around it come on
- >You tap on the glass
- Awake Metal Blonic!
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