-- ectoBiologist [EB] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 18:16 --
[06:16] EB: hey
[06:16] CG: HEY EGBERT.
[06:17] EB: i miss you
[06:17] CG: ...
[06:17] EB: what???
[06:18] CG: JOHN ARE YOU HIGH?
[06:18] EB: i dont know karkat
[06:18] EB: am i?
[06:19] CG: YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT. GOG.
[06:19] EB: im sorry
[06:19] EB: jk
[06:19] EB: i cant help it karkat
[06:19] EB: its who i am
[06:20] CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
[06:21] EB: your body
[06:21] CG: ...
[06:21] CG: STOP IT RIGHT. THE FUCK. NOW.
[06:22] CG: YOU'RE DRUNK. OR HIGH. OR BOTH.
[06:22] EB: maybe i am
[06:23] EB: or maybe im being honest
[06:23] CG: OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP.
[06:24] EB: stop what
[06:24] CG: LYING.
[06:26] EB: lying?
[06:26] CG: YES. YOU'RE A LIAR.
[06:26] EB: am not
[06:26] CG: YES YOU ARE.
[06:26] EB: no im not
[06:26] EB: so
[06:27] EB: technically your a liar for calling me a liar
[06:34] CG: YOU'RE A DOUBLE LIAR FOR TELLING ME YOU WEREN'T A LIAR.
[06:35] EB: how am i al liar
[06:36] CG: YOU SAY THINGS CONSIDERED AS *NOT TRUE*.
[06:37] EB: thats incorrect
[06:37] CG: SEE? AGAIN.
[06:37] EB: i am not lying goddammit
[06:39] CG: AGAIN.
[06:39] EB: oh
[06:39] EB: my
[06:39] EB: god
[06:42] CG: HOW ABOUT YOU SAY TRUTH? HAVE YOU EVER TRIED THAT?
[06:42] EB: i cant
[06:42] EB: because i always do
[06:42] CG: JOHN...
[06:42] EB: Karkat...
[06:45] CG: I CAN'T FUCKING STAND YOU SOMETIMES.
[06:46] EB: whyyyyyyyyy
[06:46] CG: BECAUSE YOU LIE?!
[06:46] EB: im not lyiiiiing
[06:46] EB: gaaaaawd