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- >going to renew observations of escaped stray fluffy ponies
- >important to understand how the hell these inbred freaks survive
- >watching normal-sized herd of a few dozen from tree
- >similar herd wanders into range
- >many squeaky voices cry "New fwiends! New fwiends!"
- >herds happily come together, hugging and yelling "Pway! Pway!"
- >they play for hours, mostly using rocks as balls and hide-and-seeking in plain sight
- >sun goes down
- >herds' smarty friends announce they must return to their "safe pwaces"
- >cheerful goodbyes made, promises exchanged they will "pway 'gain" even though they won't be able to find each other
- >poor short-term memories ensure that the groups are totally intermixed when they go their separate ways
- >this is the closest thing fluffies have to a mechanism for maintaining genetic diversity
- >it doesn't work at all
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