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Observations (Short)

Jun 12th, 2012
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  1. >going to renew observations of escaped stray fluffy ponies
  2. >important to understand how the hell these inbred freaks survive
  3. >watching normal-sized herd of a few dozen from tree
  4. >similar herd wanders into range
  5. >many squeaky voices cry "New fwiends! New fwiends!"
  6. >herds happily come together, hugging and yelling "Pway! Pway!"
  7. >they play for hours, mostly using rocks as balls and hide-and-seeking in plain sight
  8. >sun goes down
  9. >herds' smarty friends announce they must return to their "safe pwaces"
  10. >cheerful goodbyes made, promises exchanged they will "pway 'gain" even though they won't be able to find each other
  11. >poor short-term memories ensure that the groups are totally intermixed when they go their separate ways
  12. >this is the closest thing fluffies have to a mechanism for maintaining genetic diversity
  13. >it doesn't work at all
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