Fallout NY Reboot: Session 5: Mr. Fix-It

Game starts at 8:45

Never tell your password to anyone.
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
7:56 PM - rubber baby buggy bumpers entered chat.
7:58 PM - Doc has been invited to chat.
7:58 PM - Wing Attack Plan R has been invited to chat.
7:58 PM - Wing Attack Plan R entered chat.
8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: where's the vegetable
8:02 PM - rubber baby buggy bumpers: invited him
8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: yes, yes I did
8:02 PM - rubber baby buggy bumpers: go spam him or something
8:02 PM - rubber baby buggy bumpers: I bet he'll charge into the chat and be like 'oh shit guys we're playing?' :v
8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: or just go away and not show up
8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: also, it's been raining with thunder and lightning going off all day so if I disconnect you'll know why
8:04 PM - rubber baby buggy bumpers: I guess you'll be
8:04 PM - rubber baby buggy bumpers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM&feature=kp
8:04 PM - rubber baby buggy bumpers: thunderstruck  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: cute
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: but where's the laughter?
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/summerghost
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: it is a mystery
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: brb
8:19 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: back
8:19 PM - rubber baby buggy bumpers: well we're still waiting on potato
8:19 PM - rubber baby buggy bumpers: I vote we wait another 15 mins and then start regardless of whether he shows up or not
8:20 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: I guess so
8:20 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: finally I won't have someone calling me a rapist every 3 minutes :V
8:20 PM - rubber baby buggy bumpers: :v
8:22 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOimTfNR110
8:36 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: its been 15 minutes
8:36 PM - rubber baby buggy bumpers: indeed
8:36 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: and so it has
8:36 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: where the fuck is potato
8:36 PM - rubber baby buggy bumpers: well, should've been here, Potato!
8:36 PM - rubber baby buggy bumpers: let's rock
8:36 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: he's online wtf
8:37 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah but not answering
8:38 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: really, you want to do it with just the two of you?
8:38 PM - Noir McRobotey: why not
8:39 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: wing? what say you?
8:39 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: or would you rather keep playing your game until he shows up :v
8:40 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I guess we can start
8:40 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: and he'll probably end up joining later or someshit
8:40 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: unless he is a pleb
8:40 PM - Noir McRobotey: pretty much, yeah
8:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: ok I guess
8:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: wing
8:42 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: yes bb
8:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: quit game change name
8:42 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I'm just hosting a dedicated server
8:42 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge has changed their name to Two Out of Three Ain't Bad.
8:42 PM - Wing Attack Plan R has changed their name to Dez.
8:42 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: o
8:43 PM - Noir McRobotey: as long as it doesn't keep yelling at us to join you :v
8:43 PM - Noir McRobotey: Steam likes doing that sometimes
8:43 PM - Dez: just disable that shit
8:43 PM - Noir McRobotey: you can?
8:43 PM - Noir McRobotey: fuck
8:43 PM - Noir McRobotey: where
8:43 PM - Dez: settings
8:43 PM - Dez: >Friends I think
8:44 PM - Noir McRobotey: oh yea just found it
8:44 PM - Noir McRobotey: thanks
8:44 PM - Noir McRobotey: anyway
8:44 PM - Noir McRobotey: oh yeah Dan's probably typing
8:44 PM - Noir McRobotey: type away, Dan
8:44 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: well, last time, you just exited an alley that was full of traps
8:45 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: going through raider territory, on your way to pick up a repairnigga
8:45 PM - Noir McRobotey: yep
8:45 PM - Noir McRobotey: and yep
8:46 PM - Noir McRobotey: y'know before we go forward I'm just gonna pop a Nuka
8:46 PM - Noir McRobotey: for a whole 2 hp
8:46 PM - Noir McRobotey: :v
8:47 PM - Noir McRobotey: anyway, I guess we'll continue through the city to grab the guy
8:47 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: yep
8:48 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: right, lesse then
8:48 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: roll outdoorsman
8:48 PM - Dez: every1?
8:48 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: no
8:48 PM - Noir McRobotey: fail
8:48 PM - Dez: lol faggot
8:48 PM - Noir McRobotey: ascii_middle_finger.txt
8:49 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: a menacing three entire molerats charge at you!
8:49 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: what's your PER?
8:49 PM - Noir McRobotey: 7
8:49 PM - Dez: 4
8:50 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: they are currently 7 spaces away, their go
8:50 PM - Noir McRobotey: rolled for sequence, got 18 btw
8:51 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: they move into melee range and that ends their turn
8:51 PM - Dez: 10
8:51 PM - Dez: ciaster howw the fuck do you have 14 sequence
8:51 PM - Noir McRobotey: shrug
8:52 PM - Noir McRobotey: that's what the sheet says
8:52 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: ur go
8:52 PM - Dez: probably because of maxed agl and per
8:52 PM - Doc entered chat.
8:52 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: r8 l8 m8
8:52 PM - Noir McRobotey: nope, 7 PER and 4 AGI
8:52 PM - Noir McRobotey: oh, there he is
8:52 PM - Doc: you know i said i'd be doing a thing until at least 6'
8:52 PM - Noir McRobotey: roll for sequence we're having a fierce battle with molerats
8:52 PM - Doc: problem is all my friends have pretty lazy parents :v
8:52 PM - Doc: the last person litterally just left
8:53 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Marlowe, just go :V
8:53 PM - Doc: seqeunce is seq+1d10 right
8:53 PM - Noir McRobotey: si
8:53 PM - Noir McRobotey: alright
8:53 PM - Noir McRobotey: imma crouch and pop the closest molerat mafia stoolie
8:53 PM - Noir McRobotey: pass
8:54 PM - Noir McRobotey: 14 damage
8:54 PM - Noir McRobotey: end turn
8:54 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 12 damage then
8:54 PM - Noir McRobotey: :v
8:54 PM - Noir McRobotey: neat
8:54 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Dez, go
8:54 PM - Dez: Stab the faggots
8:55 PM - Dez: 2 passes
8:55 PM - Dez: 14 dmg
8:55 PM - Dez: for both hits
8:56 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: an unwounded one is now dead
8:56 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Doc, your go
8:56 PM - Doc: kk
8:56 PM - Doc: how many, where, which is the most dead
8:56 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 2 and 1
8:56 PM - Doc: i shoot the most dead
8:56 PM - Doc: snubnose is 1d10+7 right
8:56 PM - Noir McRobotey: the most dead is dead
8:57 PM - Doc: ah
8:57 PM - Doc: i shoot the closest then
8:57 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: there's a wounded one though
8:57 PM - Noir McRobotey: don't have it on your sheet?
8:57 PM - Doc: i just wanna make sure
8:57 PM - Doc: i shoot the wounded one then
8:57 PM - Doc: twice
8:57 PM - Doc: so i dont forget
8:57 PM - Noir McRobotey: you're rocking FMJ ammo right? then yeah, 1d10 for ammo
8:57 PM - Doc: yep
8:57 PM - Noir McRobotey: and +7
8:57 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: if you hit it you probably won't need to hit it twice :v
8:57 PM - Noir McRobotey: you got it
8:57 PM - Doc: once
8:58 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: what's your skill?
8:58 PM - Doc: 71
8:58 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: then that's a miss
8:58 PM - Doc: oh yeah
8:58 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Rat's turn
8:59 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Biting Mar twice
8:59 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 5 and 6 damage
8:59 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: then biting Dez twice
8:59 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 4 and 7 damage
8:59 PM - Dez: fuqu
9:00 PM - Noir McRobotey: you mean 0 and 1 damage right?  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/B1
9:00 PM - Noir McRobotey: <3 being a droid
9:00 PM - Dez: I took 4 :V
9:00 PM - Noir McRobotey: :v
9:00 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Mar's go
9:00 PM - Noir McRobotey: aight
9:01 PM - Noir McRobotey: da rat fink's gone i tell ya
9:01 PM - Doc: back
9:01 PM - Dez: wait so once I get into the 30-39 range my armor goes down a check right?
9:01 PM - Doc: glad to see my mole rat mafia thign has stuck
9:01 PM - Doc: what did i miss?
9:01 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: every 5 damage, your armor goes down a check
9:01 PM - Dez: k
9:01 PM - Noir McRobotey: hit, 16 damage
9:01 PM - Dez: so 44 is only 1 check
9:01 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: for every 5 damage your armor takes, add 1 to the "Condition" box of your armor
9:01 PM - Noir McRobotey: wait
9:01 PM - Noir McRobotey: no I fucked that up
9:01 PM - Noir McRobotey: :v
9:02 PM - Dez: 40 is 2
9:02 PM - Noir McRobotey: 9
9:02 PM - Noir McRobotey: that's better
9:02 PM - Noir McRobotey: I mean worse but actually right as opposed to me being an idiot
9:02 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: The sheet automatically calculates your DT/DR updated values for borked armor
9:02 PM - Noir McRobotey: was going for the wounded dude
9:02 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: well, he's splattered
9:02 PM - Dez: ye
9:02 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: that leaves one
9:03 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Dez
9:03 PM - Dez: stab those motherfuckers
9:03 PM - Dez: start a couple riots
9:03 PM - Dez: 1 hit
9:03 PM - Doc: jesus dan did you need to sribble all over my sheet :v
9:03 PM - Dez: 2 sort of depending on AC
9:03 PM - Doc: scribble*
9:03 PM - Noir McRobotey: he kinda did :v
9:04 PM - Noir McRobotey: your sheets tend to be a bit of a mess m8
9:04 PM - Dez: would 67 work as a hit?
9:04 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: AC is 9
9:04 PM - Noir McRobotey: then again maybe it's mine that are spergy as hell :v
9:04 PM - Doc: i mean he left an entire paragraph reminding me to keep track of armor im not using
9:04 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: because you weren't
9:04 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: you didn't even mark the condition of the shit you looted
9:04 PM - Dez: mkay 14 dmg
9:04 PM - Doc: i deeply and truely apologize from the bottom of my heart
9:05 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 12 damages
9:05 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Doc
9:05 PM - Noir McRobotey: hey, he bitched me out for that too
9:05 PM - Doc: forgetting something? in this group? Hearesy. Lies and slander.
9:05 PM - Dez: I'm the one who doesn't pay attention and I record my conditions :V
9:05 PM - Noir McRobotey: despite me only forgetting to list the condition of the jackets and I had everything else done :v
9:05 PM - Dez: its 14 dmg with the modifier
9:05 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: I got it
9:05 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: cool your tits
9:05 PM - Doc: my go?
9:05 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: si
9:05 PM - Doc: only one left right?
9:06 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: si
9:06 PM - Doc: shoot it
9:06 PM - Doc: pass
9:06 PM - Doc: 12 damage
9:06 PM - Doc: is it dead?
9:06 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: si
9:06 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: The rat fink squeals as you finish it off
9:06 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 150 xp
9:06 PM - Noir McRobotey: so that's that then
9:07 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: You continue on your way
9:08 PM - Doc disconnected.
9:08 PM - Dez: gg
9:08 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: rip
9:08 PM - Noir McRobotey:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/summerghost
9:08 PM - Doc entered chat.
9:08 PM - Dez:  http://cdn.steamcommunity.com/economy/emoticon/summerghost
9:09 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Roll Outdoorsman, Mar!
9:09 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Last time, make it count~
9:09 PM - Noir McRobotey: funny number
9:09 PM - Noir McRobotey: but nope
9:09 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: You didn't make it count
9:09 PM - Noir McRobotey: why are you making me do this
9:10 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: because you're leading the way
9:10 PM - Noir McRobotey: is my outdoorsman seriously the highest in the party
9:10 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: the one leading the party rolls it
9:10 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah but that doesn't mean the others are blind :v game mechanics I suppose
9:10 PM - Noir McRobotey: anyway, what wants to horribly maim us this time
9:10 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: everyone roll PER
9:11 PM - Noir McRobotey: haha dayum
9:11 PM - Noir McRobotey: crit success
9:11 PM - Dez: me and ciaster both crit :V
9:11 PM - Dez: go doc
9:11 PM - Dez: no pressure
9:11 PM - Dez: um
9:11 PM - Dez: tates
9:11 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: hey faggot
9:11 PM - Dez: roll
9:11 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: that's your cue to roll
9:12 PM - Noir McRobotey: c'mon
9:12 PM - Noir McRobotey: he's probably afk or something
9:12 PM - Doc: hi
9:12 PM - Noir McRobotey: or not
9:12 PM - Dez: roll 1d10
9:12 PM - Doc: 6
9:12 PM - Noir McRobotey: the one time I defend you, potato
9:12 PM - Doc: fail
9:12 PM - Dez: lol faggot
9:12 PM - Doc: excuse me
9:12 PM - Noir McRobotey: :v
9:12 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: ^
9:12 PM - Noir McRobotey: it's just that we both got crits
9:12 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: and you didn't even pass, like a nerd
9:12 PM - Dez: it would have been better if it was a critfail :V
9:13 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Either way, you spot a group of 3 raiders ahead of you. They don't seem to have noticed you yet
9:13 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: You can duck into cover, try and hide, or just open fire
9:13 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: they're about 30 meters away right now
9:13 PM - Dez: Is there any cover around
9:14 PM - Noir McRobotey: I tap Dez on the shoulder.
9:14 PM - Dez: I could set some traps and lead them into it
9:14 PM - Dez: "Yeah?"
9:14 PM - Doc: i just spent 7 hours dealing with an adhd midget, an asshole who thinks he's donatello when IM donatello and hes mikey that i had to beat 25 fucking time in smash bros, and my ex who stayed in the back and read homestuck
9:14 PM - Doc: we walked around the city a little, ate lunch, went to the comic shop, and played a lot of games
9:14 PM - Doc: it was fun but i am losing vision and having trouble pay attention
9:14 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: being in the middle of the street, there are plenty of trashed cars lying around
9:14 PM - Noir McRobotey: "We'll hide, you try going forward and let us know when you're close enough to attack."
9:14 PM - Doc: i apologize but i am so out if it
9:14 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: a few partially collapsed buildings leave nice waist-high chunks of concrete too
9:14 PM - Doc: im still gonna play tho
9:15 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah I'm gonna duck behind a car
9:15 PM - Dez: "I got a plan"
9:15 PM - Noir McRobotey: "Let's hear it."
9:15 PM - Doc: i also duck behind a car
9:15 PM - Dez: "I could set some traps and then lead them back here into an ambush"
9:15 PM - Noir McRobotey: "Sounds solid to me."
9:16 PM - Dez: assuming there are gaps between the cars that I can use as chokepoints
9:16 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: sure
9:16 PM - Noir McRobotey: "Got any more details in mind or are we just spitballin' here?"
9:16 PM - Dez: how many spare parts/electronic parts for traps
9:16 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: there's 2 nice chokepoints you can see
9:16 PM - Dez: "They aren't exactly tactical masters"
9:16 PM - Doc: i have a ligther, cigs, some fruit and surgical tubing
9:16 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: well let's say it depends on your roll
9:16 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: a pass makes it 1:1
9:17 PM - Noir McRobotey: "Spitball time it is, then."
9:17 PM - Dez: "If we can get the drop on them then we'll be fine"
9:17 PM - Dez: 1 crit
9:17 PM - Dez: 1 fail
9:17 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: what kinda trap are you setting?
9:18 PM - Dez: o i get a choice
9:18 PM - Doc: yeah
9:18 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: well duh
9:18 PM - Dez: fuck it just do whatever you want dan
9:18 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: you're the trapper
9:18 PM - Noir McRobotey: ~creative roleplaying my niggas~
9:18 PM - Doc: hhmmm
9:18 PM - Dez: I didn't read up on it so I don't want to take 20 minutes to choose
9:18 PM - Doc: what misc items do you guys have
9:18 PM - Dez: I just have parts
9:18 PM - Doc: i have surgical tubing
9:19 PM - Doc: wirre trap?
9:19 PM - Dez: which are just general trap shit :V
9:19 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: spare parts can be used to make most whatever
9:19 PM - Noir McRobotey: notebook, pen, caps
9:19 PM - Doc: kk
9:19 PM - Noir McRobotey: also jumper cables and some rope
9:19 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: come on how hard is it to make a trap :v
9:20 PM - Dez: let's just say they are bear traps
9:20 PM - Doc: what would YOU do gm
9:20 PM - Dez: or nails whatever
9:20 PM - Doc: huh
9:20 PM - Doc: i mean
9:20 PM - Doc: traps require thinking and improv
9:20 PM - Doc: i can make convinvincing speach stuff
9:21 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: omg fine it's a damn bear trap if it'll get things going
9:21 PM - Dez: this is already taking too much time
9:21 PM - Doc: but traps are usually so cartoonish its hard to do a real one
9:21 PM - Doc: yeah
9:21 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah
9:21 PM - Doc: which is why we NEVER USE THEM
9:21 PM - Noir McRobotey: :v
9:21 PM - Noir McRobotey: I statted some reasonable ones!
9:21 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: maybe you nerds should stop being so shit
9:21 PM - Noir McRobotey: the problem is that we don't have any
9:21 PM - Noir McRobotey: I mean if we had an IED that would own
9:21 PM - Noir McRobotey: but we just started out :v
9:22 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: stop being shit
9:22 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: ur all shit
9:22 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: You set the trap, and set it super goodly
9:22 PM - Dez: kk
9:22 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: where to, head back to the gang and wait?
9:23 PM - Noir McRobotey: I'm gonna hang back in wait
9:23 PM - Dez: I'll just call out to the raiders and fall back to the group
9:23 PM - Noir McRobotey: I assume Dez is gonna lure em in
9:23 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah
9:23 PM - Doc: all we need is scrap metal, zome gunpowder and electronics
9:23 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: well then, call out to them
9:23 PM - Doc: i-e-d rec-i-pe
9:23 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah but we don't have any
9:23 PM - Dez: Dez jumps up on a car and waves around "Hey you! Come on and get me you primitive screwheads!"
9:24 PM - Dez: Dez then jumps off and runs back into cover with the rest of the group
9:24 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: "Wha-who...? GET HIM, BOYS!"
9:24 PM - Noir McRobotey: uh oh that sounds
9:24 PM - Noir McRobotey: commandery
9:24 PM - Noir McRobotey: :v
9:25 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: rolls ur sequence
9:25 PM - Doc: hey guys i am having trouble seing straight and im exhausted
9:25 PM - Noir McRobotey: we haven't attacked yet
9:26 PM - Doc: i might come and peek back in but im probs just gonna go ahead and retire
9:26 PM - Noir McRobotey: damn I get being exhausted but roleplaying time tends to be chillin' time for me
9:26 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: why don't we just not play tonight :v
9:26 PM - Noir McRobotey: nooo
9:26 PM - Doc: yadada im a faggot i suck i know dan i know
9:26 PM - Noir McRobotey: well
9:26 PM - Noir McRobotey: refer to Dan's name
9:26 PM - Noir McRobotey: :v
9:26 PM - Doc: its a lot harder to quit with only three players i know
9:26 PM - Noir McRobotey: we were contemplating playing with me and Wing only when you weren't showing up anyway so it's ok dude
9:26 PM - Doc: we should see if osmoene else want to join
9:26 PM - Doc: maybe some facepunch dude
9:27 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: I'd rather not
9:27 PM - Doc: granted jenson didnt do so hot
9:27 PM - Doc: yeah
9:27 PM - Noir McRobotey: if you're spent, just go and chill
9:27 PM - Doc: sorry guys
9:27 PM - Noir McRobotey: also I think we're fine with three players honestly
9:27 PM - Dez: 9 fir sequence
9:27 PM - Doc: ill go eat pancakes with my sisters and chill
9:27 PM - Dez: its fine dude
9:27 PM - Doc: gnight y'all
9:27 PM - Noir McRobotey: see ya
9:27 PM - Dez: if you're tired you should rest
9:27 PM - Dez: cya
9:27 PM - Noir McRobotey: 18 seq
9:27 PM - Doc: i was looking foward to this but man i have xhausting friends
9:27 PM - Doc left chat.
9:28 PM - Dez: are there any other games tomorrow?
9:28 PM - Dez: nvm actually
9:28 PM - Dez: lets continue
9:29 PM - Noir McRobotey: let's roll then
9:29 PM - Dez: ur turn I think
9:29 PM - Noir McRobotey: well I'd like to wait until they trigger the trap
9:30 PM - Noir McRobotey: I assume that's when combat proper starts
9:30 PM - Dez: then it's Dan's turn
9:30 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: yep, give me a minute
9:33 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Commander, Marlowe, RifleRaider1, Raider2, Dez
9:34 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: The commander leads the charge
9:34 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: right into your trap!
9:34 PM - Dez: damn
9:34 PM - Dez: yay
9:34 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: and because it's a crit, he doesn't get a chance to save from it
9:34 PM - Noir McRobotey: ha!
9:34 PM - Dez: yay
9:34 PM - Dez: do I roll the damage for it?
9:35 PM - Dez: nvm you roll the damage
9:35 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: already done
9:35 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: gg
9:35 PM - Dez: 1 dmg :C
9:35 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: I already rolled for it dummy
9:36 PM - Noir McRobotey: well it's still a bear trap
9:36 PM - Noir McRobotey: right?
9:36 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: yes
9:36 PM - Dez: o didn't see that
9:36 PM - Noir McRobotey: so he's stuck c:
9:36 PM - Dez: 5 is good
9:36 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: your trap clamps onto his leg, dealing a terrible 2 damage after his armor
9:36 PM - Noir McRobotey: and is gonna keep taking damage
9:36 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: until he breaks out
9:36 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: which he's likely to do since he's 2STRONK
9:36 PM - Your state is set to Offline.
9:36 PM - Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
9:40 PM - Connected again and rejoined chat.
9:42 PM - Noir McRobotey: yo
9:42 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: bluh
9:43 PM - Noir McRobotey: how the fuck are you online
9:43 PM - Dez entered chat.
9:43 PM - Dez: fook
9:43 PM - Noir McRobotey: according to this http://steamstat.us/ steam's down in the US
9:44 PM - Noir McRobotey: or not, I guess
9:44 PM - Noir McRobotey: anyway, I doubt anyone missed anything
9:44 PM - Dez: if all of the US was down then Dan would'nt be here :V
9:44 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah that site seems kinda hokey
9:44 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: yep
9:44 PM - Noir McRobotey: shrug
9:44 PM - Noir McRobotey: anyway?
9:45 PM - Dez: lets get to work
9:45 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah
9:45 PM - MeltingData entered chat.
9:46 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: so, the raider commander just stepped in your bear trap for 2 damage
9:46 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: he's stuck
9:46 PM - Noir McRobotey: I'm gonna pop out and then pop him
9:46 PM - Dez: yay
9:46 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: but his comrades aren't
9:46 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah but they've got guns anyway
9:46 PM - Noir McRobotey: :v
9:46 PM - Dez: o fuq
9:47 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Commander's go, he'll try and unstick himself
9:47 PM - Noir McRobotey: ah
9:47 PM - Noir McRobotey: aight
9:47 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: should be +2, but either way, pass
9:48 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: he sustains 2 damage trying to escape
9:48 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: That's his turn out, so your trap at least saved you that struggle
9:49 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Mar's go
9:49 PM - Dez: kill commader
9:49 PM - Noir McRobotey: I'm gonna pop out and pop him, yeah
9:49 PM - Noir McRobotey: 10 damage
9:49 PM - Noir McRobotey: unless he has AC in the high 30s
9:49 PM - Noir McRobotey: which is literally impossible :v
9:49 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: nope, you hit
9:50 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 6 damage after armor
9:50 PM - Noir McRobotey: woah slow down there buddy
9:50 PM - Noir McRobotey: anyway I'll duck back down and end the turn
9:51 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: RifleRaider
9:51 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 's turn
9:52 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: He takes a shot at Marlowe for shooting Mr. Commander Man
9:52 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: A target shot, that is
9:52 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: to your arm
9:52 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: shooting arm
9:52 PM - Noir McRobotey: oh nooo
9:52 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: what's your AC?
9:52 PM - Noir McRobotey: what a horrible thing he gets hella penalties for that!
9:52 PM - Noir McRobotey: 14
9:53 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Hit, then
9:53 PM - Noir McRobotey: damn :v
9:53 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 7 damage
9:53 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: he reloads, and that's his turn
9:54 PM - Noir McRobotey: it's good not being a scrub with a .22 rifle
9:54 PM - Noir McRobotey: and a robot :v
9:54 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: The other raider, holding a 2-handed melee weapon, sprints forwards
9:54 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: fails the END roll
9:55 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: he is now 4 spaces away from Dez
9:55 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Dez, your go
9:56 PM - Dez: I'll just run up and stab him
9:56 PM - Noir McRobotey: ha, what a honky
9:56 PM - Noir McRobotey: ain't got no funk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csXHfw75SPk
9:56 PM - Dez: hit
9:56 PM - Dez: 17
9:56 PM - Dez: 20 with mod
9:57 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 10 after armor~
9:57 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: He's wearing metal armor
9:57 PM - Dez: hmmm
9:58 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: so, that's your turn?
9:58 PM - Dez: ye
9:58 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Commander's go
10:00 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: The commander, a hulking man in some makeshift armor that most raiders tend to wear, calmly removes his foot from your bear trap, sticks a pipe in his mouth, and lights it
10:00 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: he just smoked some meth c:
10:01 PM - Dez: Somewhat terrified, Dez wispers "What the fuck"
10:01 PM - Dez: more perplexed actually
10:01 PM - Noir McRobotey: I guess he really is the danger now
10:01 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Bringing a short-barreled rifle to his shoulder, he takes aim, and fires at...
10:01 PM - Noir McRobotey: oh you motherfucker
10:01 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Marlowe
10:01 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: c;
10:01 PM - Dez: goood
10:01 PM - Dez: I forgot to heal
10:02 PM - Noir McRobotey: did you even understand that one thing
10:02 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: what one thing
10:02 PM - Noir McRobotey: about .357 splattering people at this level in one hit
10:02 PM - Noir McRobotey: or two
10:02 PM - Noir McRobotey: three or four if I get lucky
10:02 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: nope
10:02 PM - MeltingData: ((are you guys getting wrecked))
10:02 PM - Dez: ((probably))
10:02 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: mr robot "im so gr8 i cant get hit"
10:02 PM - Noir McRobotey: roll hit and damage and we'll see
10:03 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: you're in cover, aren't you?
10:03 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah no need to be an asshole just 'cause I'm humorously blowing my capabilities out of proportion :v
10:03 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah
10:03 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: that's a miss
10:03 PM - Dez: I'm the glass cannon and ciaster is the tank
10:03 PM - Dez: Potato is neither
10:03 PM - Noir McRobotey: he's not here, either
10:03 PM - Noir McRobotey: :v
10:03 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: and yet he still has enough AP to shoot again, courtesy of the meth
10:03 PM - Dez: yep
10:04 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: going for Mar again
10:04 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: ...
10:04 PM - Noir McRobotey: don't forget he has to cycle the lever, too
10:04 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: that costs AP?
10:04 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah, 1
10:04 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: are you serious
10:04 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: that should be considered part of the fucking shooting, include it in the normal AP cost
10:04 PM - Dez: thats a bit much tbh
10:04 PM - Noir McRobotey: I figured that if I said
10:04 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: why make it an entirely seperate fucking thing
10:04 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: just make the AP cost 5 instead of 4 then
10:04 PM - Noir McRobotey: 'lever action rifles have to be cycled each shot, which takes 1 AP'
10:04 PM - Noir McRobotey: and then I said
10:05 PM - Noir McRobotey: 'the mare's leg is a sawn off lever action'
10:05 PM - Noir McRobotey: people would put two and two together
10:05 PM - Noir McRobotey: nah
10:05 PM - Dez: but then what about bolt action rifles
10:05 PM - Noir McRobotey: this way you could end up in a situation where you can't attack 'cause you're short 1 AP
10:05 PM - Noir McRobotey: the same thing
10:05 PM - Dez: bolt actions take longer to shoot then lever actions
10:05 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: just make the damned AP cost 5 instead of 4 then
10:05 PM - Dez: lever actions should use regular AP
10:05 PM - Dez: bolt use 1 more to fire
10:06 PM - Noir McRobotey: and this way if you are you can fire anyway and chk-chunk the next turn
10:06 PM - Noir McRobotey: dude action points are granular as fuck
10:06 PM - Dez: ciaster does have a point
10:06 PM - Noir McRobotey: why are you fucking bitching about something that works fine just because you accidentally misread something
10:06 PM - Noir McRobotey: @ Dan
10:06 PM - Noir McRobotey: whoops I'm melting down
10:06 PM - Dez: we'll rework the rules later lets just play
10:07 PM - Noir McRobotey: we won't 'cause they're just fine
10:07 PM - Noir McRobotey: :v
10:07 PM - Noir McRobotey: also, yes
10:07 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: well either way he doesn't hit
10:07 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Mar
10:07 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: go
10:07 PM - Noir McRobotey: pop up, shoot at commander's stupid face, dodge down
10:07 PM - Noir McRobotey: let's fuckin gears of war this
10:08 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: that a target shot?
10:08 PM - Noir McRobotey: yep
10:08 PM - Noir McRobotey: I'm still crouching behind the car, right?
10:08 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: yep
10:08 PM - Noir McRobotey: either way I think that's still a miss
10:08 PM - Noir McRobotey: damn
10:08 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: so with 12 AC
10:08 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: ah, rip
10:09 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: .22's turn
10:09 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: one shot for each of you
10:09 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Dez, then Mar
10:09 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Dez, are you in cover?
10:09 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: I don't think so
10:09 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: since you're out in melee
10:10 PM - Dez: yeah
10:10 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: AC?
10:10 PM - Dez: 12
10:10 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: miss
10:10 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: and miss
10:10 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Melee raider's turn
10:11 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: He goes to slice Dez
10:12 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Lesse here, yeah that's a hit
10:12 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 12 damage
10:12 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: and that ends his turn
10:13 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: He hangs onto the rest of his AP
10:13 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Dez, your go
10:13 PM - Dez: stab commander
10:13 PM - Dez: 2 time
10:13 PM - Dez: 57 and 61
10:14 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: those hits with 12 ac?
10:14 PM - Dez: both hits I think
10:14 PM - Dez: 1 hit then
10:14 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: damage
10:14 PM - Dez: 20
10:14 PM - Dez: 23 with mod
10:14 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 16 after armor
10:15 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: The Commander seems to dodge your first hit with ease, but then takes the brunt of the second stab to the gut
10:15 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Seemingly entirely unphased
10:16 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: He aims his gun at your knee, Dez
10:16 PM - Dez: Dez's perlextion intesifies
10:16 PM - Dez: "Oh..."
10:16 PM - Dez: lol did he just fail that roll :V
10:16 PM - Dez: faggot
10:16 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: nope
10:16 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: he's got some pretty high skill
10:17 PM - Dez: "Fuck"
10:17 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah but legshot penalty
10:17 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: whoops I did it for melee instead of ranged
10:17 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: guess that is a miss then
10:17 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: His first shot leaves a dent in your armor
10:17 PM - Dez: "Ha!"
10:17 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: His second shot hits the exact same place as the first shot, piercing through the dent
10:17 PM - Dez: first shot
10:18 PM - Dez: uh oh
10:18 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 18 damage~
10:18 PM - Dez: Mid-laugh, Dez collapses right before a quick recovery
10:18 PM - Noir McRobotey: see? told ya, fuckin lethal
10:19 PM - Dez: 13/48 hp
10:19 PM - Dez: Hey ciaster
10:19 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: might want to stim up
10:19 PM - Dez: want to spare your horde of fucking sims
10:19 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah
10:19 PM - Noir McRobotey: sure
10:19 PM - Dez: considering I have none :V
10:19 PM - Noir McRobotey: when it's my turn :v
10:19 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: he spends the rest of his AP to reload
10:19 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: now
10:19 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: your go
10:20 PM - Noir McRobotey: alright then
10:20 PM - Noir McRobotey: would tossing a stim to Dez be 2 AP?
10:20 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: yep
10:20 PM - Noir McRobotey: in this case, I'll toss a stim to Dez
10:20 PM - Dez: please tell me you don't have to roll for that
10:21 PM - Noir McRobotey: rip stims
10:21 PM - Noir McRobotey: my 'massive collection' was 1
10:21 PM - Noir McRobotey: stimpak
10:21 PM - Dez: if we had dead-eye we could have thrown like 7 of them with expert precision for quick healing
10:21 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah
10:21 PM - Dez: what happened to the 12 others you had
10:21 PM - Noir McRobotey: some day
10:21 PM - Noir McRobotey: nothing 'cause I never had 13 stimpaks
10:22 PM - Noir McRobotey: I had two, one of which I used to heal Doc
10:22 PM - Noir McRobotey: you just got the other one
10:22 PM - Noir McRobotey: I might be a fucking asshole but I'm not that much of one :v
10:22 PM - Noir McRobotey: anyway, I'll use the remaining AP to blast commander and duck down
10:22 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: yeah, no need to roll throwing
10:22 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: unless you were trying to dart it into him yourself
10:22 PM - Noir McRobotey: 52
10:22 PM - Noir McRobotey: I assume that's a hit
10:22 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: like Deadeye totally could
10:22 PM - Noir McRobotey: nah
10:23 PM - Noir McRobotey: 11 damage
10:23 PM - Noir McRobotey: that's gonna be like fuckin nothing after armor :v
10:23 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 7 damage
10:24 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: .22's turn
10:24 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Twice to Marlowe!
10:24 PM - Noir McRobotey: how many aps does this nigga have
10:24 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 22 rifle costs 4 per shot
10:24 PM - Noir McRobotey: 5
10:24 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: your own rules
10:24 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: o
10:24 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: so 1 shot then
10:24 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: my bad
10:24 PM - Noir McRobotey: plus one to cycle the bolt
10:25 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: fails
10:25 PM - Noir McRobotey: *ping*
10:25 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Melee's turn
10:26 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: He'll leave Dez to da bos, and instead sprints at Marlowe
10:26 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: again he fails his END roll
10:26 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: but, he goes to cut your face anyway
10:26 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: now that thar's a hit
10:27 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 17 damage to Marlowe
10:27 PM - Dez: gg
10:27 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Dez, your go
10:27 PM - Dez: slap in dat stim
10:27 PM - Noir McRobotey: 8 damage after armor :v
10:27 PM - Dez: 1d10+10 hp right?
10:28 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 1d10+10 before you ask
10:28 PM - Noir McRobotey: still a lot
10:28 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah
10:28 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: damn
10:28 PM - Dez: :V
10:28 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: not 2 bad
10:28 PM - Dez: I'll stab the boss once
10:28 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: go 4 it
10:28 PM - Dez: and are there any 2 AP attacks?
10:28 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: throwing darts :v
10:28 PM - Dez: fook
10:29 PM - Dez: actually
10:29 PM - Dez: I'll do an aimed shot for the torso
10:29 PM - Dez: leaving me with 1 AP
10:29 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: go 4 it
10:29 PM - Dez: 25\
10:29 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: why did you +5
10:30 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: aimed shot doesn't increase hit chance
10:30 PM - Dez: "Melee and Unarmed attacks have a 5% greater chance to hit when using target shots (for everything barring eye shots), so take 5% off the penalty from the following table if using a Melee or Unarmed weapon (again, for everything barring eye shots)
"
10:30 PM - Dez: torso shots have no aim penalty
10:30 PM - Dez: just a boost :V
10:30 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: that doesn't count
10:30 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: minimum of 0
10:30 PM - Dez: whatever it passes anyway
10:30 PM - Dez: plus I added to the roll instead of subtract :V
10:30 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: so do damage
10:31 PM - Dez: 23 dmg
10:31 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: fuckin
10:31 PM - Dez: 26 after mod
10:31 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: double 8s
10:31 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 19 after armor
10:32 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: You jab your spear solidly through his torso. The bastard looks down at it, then at you.
10:32 PM - Dez: :'C
10:32 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: It's pretty obvious you dealt some powerful damage, but he doesn't seem to notice
10:33 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: but looking at him, you can see he's Almost Dead
10:33 PM - Dez: pfffffft
10:33 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: But either way, it's his turn!
10:33 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: he will go to punch your face 3 times
10:33 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 2 hits
10:33 PM - Dez: thats like when video game movies make hamfisted quotes or ways to implement the mechanics in the movie
10:33 PM - Noir McRobotey: haha
10:34 PM - Noir McRobotey: the resident evil ones went a few steps further, even
10:35 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 6 and 10 damage to your ugly mug from his massive fists
10:35 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Mar's turn
10:36 PM - Dez: this isn't even supposed to be my ugly character
10:36 PM - Dez: and most of them are :V
10:36 PM - Noir McRobotey: figure of speech
10:36 PM - Noir McRobotey: :v
10:36 PM - Dez: actually nvm
10:36 PM - Noir McRobotey: I'm gonna
10:36 PM - Noir McRobotey: hm
10:36 PM - Dez: this is the ugliest one if you don't count stitch
10:36 PM - Dez: and Black Beard
10:37 PM - Dez: unless you're into that
10:37 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Black Beard was beautiful
10:37 PM - Dez: he had a heart of gold
10:37 PM - Dez: and a statue of gold
10:37 PM - Dez: but we don't like to talk about that
10:37 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: So Mar, what's the plan
10:37 PM - Dez: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH FUCK
10:37 PM - Noir McRobotey: I'm just gonna blast the guy who cut me, fuck :v
10:37 PM - Dez: ALOHA SMOOTHSKIN REBOOT
10:37 PM - Noir McRobotey: thought punching might be a good idea
10:37 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: no
10:37 PM - Noir McRobotey: but nah
10:37 PM - Dez: WHERE THE PARTY HAS TO FIND THE FAMED LEGENDARY TREASURE
10:38 PM - Dez: OF BLACKBEARD
10:38 PM - Noir McRobotey: 13 damage
10:38 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: to commander?
10:38 PM - Dez: AND ITS HIS GOLD STATUE
10:38 PM - Noir McRobotey: actually, yeah
10:38 PM - Noir McRobotey: since you asked :v
10:38 PM - Noir McRobotey: was going to shoot the guy who cut me but commander's the bigger threat
10:39 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Finally, after what seemed like ages, the big bastard goes down. Your round punches clean through his armor and he falls to the ground
10:39 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: The other two seem to be in a bit of a panic
10:39 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: ,22 goes
10:40 PM - Dez: Dez holds onto the spear and follows the commander down with him
10:40 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Marlowe is hit
10:41 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 5 damage
10:42 PM - Noir McRobotey: aight
10:42 PM - Noir McRobotey: thank fuck for my bulletproofium jacket
10:42 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: And now it's swordraider's turn, continuing to slice Marlowe
10:42 PM - Noir McRobotey: and my bulletproofium shiny metal guts
10:42 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: hit
10:42 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 13 damage
10:44 PM - Dez: are u dead yet?
10:44 PM - Noir McRobotey: actually, I just took 5 dmg from that :v
10:44 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Dez's go
10:44 PM - Dez: how close is the closest guy?
10:45 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: .22 is 3 away
10:45 PM - Dez: is there even any point to aim at the chest
10:45 PM - Noir McRobotey: you get a slight to hit bonus
10:45 PM - Dez: fuck it I'll run up and stab him in the chest
10:45 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: +5 critical chance
10:46 PM - Dez: Dan said I can't get the hit bonus :C
10:46 PM - Noir McRobotey: or that, yeah
10:46 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: yeah that's just dumb
10:46 PM - Dez: hit
10:46 PM - Noir McRobotey: I got shit confused
10:46 PM - Dez: 21 dmg
10:46 PM - Dez: 24 with mod
10:46 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 18
10:47 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Mar's go
10:47 PM - Noir McRobotey: alright
10:47 PM - Noir McRobotey: now that the commander's dead
10:47 PM - Noir McRobotey: I'll turn around and blast the fucker with the sword
10:48 PM - Noir McRobotey: nice, almost max damage
10:48 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: that's a hit with 13 ac?
10:48 PM - Noir McRobotey: just about
10:48 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: nice
10:48 PM - Noir McRobotey: I've got 75 SG
10:49 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 8 damage after armor
10:49 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: .22's turn
10:49 PM - Noir McRobotey: what the fuck kinda armor is this guy wearing
10:49 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: metal
10:49 PM - Noir McRobotey: then again I'm using hollowpoints
10:50 PM - Noir McRobotey: what? two guys in metal armor?
10:50 PM - Noir McRobotey: you bastard :v
10:50 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: eh?
10:50 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: no, the commander was in raider armor
10:50 PM - Noir McRobotey: you said he was in metal armor earlier
10:50 PM - Noir McRobotey: eh
10:50 PM - Dez: you said he was in metal armor
10:50 PM - Dez: whatever it doesn't matter
10:50 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: well I've been calculating it with raider armor
10:50 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah he's ded anyway
10:50 PM - Noir McRobotey: well you must've switched them around
10:50 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: probs
10:51 PM - Noir McRobotey: so that means that the sword guy's got raider armor? :v
10:51 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: anyways
10:51 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: noo, sword guy has metal
10:51 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: the other two have raider
10:51 PM - Noir McRobotey: that's fine too
10:51 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: .22 decides Dez is a more important target, and goes to shoot him
10:51 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: in the balls
10:52 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: miss
10:52 PM - Noir McRobotey: wish that was an option in the 3d games
10:52 PM - Noir McRobotey: I miss my groinshots
10:52 PM - Dez: "I'm suprised you can't hit such a large target"
10:53 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: "Y-you shut the fuck up! You killed the boss! Both of you!"
10:53 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Swordguy continues to chop Marlowe into scrap metal
10:53 PM - Dez: "The Boss has ascended to another plane of existance"
10:53 PM - Dez: "You should be happy for him."
10:53 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: hit
10:54 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 13 damage
10:55 PM - Noir McRobotey: 5 after armor
10:55 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Dez's go
10:55 PM - Dez: Staby
10:55 PM - Dez: 1 crit
10:55 PM - Dez: another hit
10:56 PM - Noir McRobotey: mind stabbing the guy who's trying to skewer me into bits instead? :v
10:56 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: he's 2far
10:56 PM - Dez: 37 dmg
10:56 PM - Dez: and then screw the other non crit hit
10:56 PM - Dez: I'll just run to the other guy after the crit
10:57 PM - Dez: how much death did I dead
10:57 PM - Dez: deal*
10:57 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: You spear your spear entirely through his gut, and his intestines spill out in the wake of your spear as he falls to the ground, dead
10:58 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Mar's go
10:58 PM - Dez: Dez kicks the body off his spear and uses his 4 ap to run to other guy
11:00 PM - Dez: ciaster~~~~~
11:00 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: yo mar
11:00 PM - Noir McRobotey: uh
11:00 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: go you polish dunce
11:00 PM - Noir McRobotey: oh shit, yeah :v
11:00 PM - Noir McRobotey: forgot you ran outta APs after that
11:00 PM - Noir McRobotey: anyway yeah blasting the sword guy again, no other choices really
11:00 PM - Noir McRobotey: in the face
11:01 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: no
11:01 PM - Noir McRobotey: ok :v
11:01 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: you didn't call it before you rolled it
11:01 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah
11:01 PM - Noir McRobotey: oh well
11:01 PM - Noir McRobotey: still, 16 damage's pretty good
11:02 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: down to 8
11:02 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: "HOW MUCH DO I HAVE TO CUT YOU BEFORE YOU DIE?!"
11:03 PM - Dez: I wonder what would happen
11:03 PM - Dez: if you played monopoly with real money
11:03 PM - Noir McRobotey: "How much do I have to shoot you before you die?"
11:03 PM - Dez: whoever win keeps the pot
11:04 PM - Dez: that would be the tensest (and longest) fucking gambling game ever
11:04 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: He charges forwards with his sword drawn, and thinking on instinct, you do whatever comes to mind, and give the car you're next to a hard kick
11:04 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: This kick jostles the door open, and he cleaves this in two instead of your face
11:04 PM - Noir McRobotey: ha, critfails
11:05 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Dez's go
11:05 PM - Dez: stab
11:05 PM - Dez: 2 passes
11:05 PM - Dez: wait shit how close am I to the guy
11:06 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: didn't you just run up to him
11:06 PM - Dez: yeah but I just wanted to check and see if the 4 AP got me all the way there
11:06 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: sure
11:06 PM - Dez: kk
11:06 PM - Dez: 19 dmg and 23 dmg
11:06 PM - Dez: 22 and 26 with mod
11:07 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 12 and 16
11:07 PM - Dez: brb
11:07 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: You gut him
11:08 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Poking more holes in him, he drops to the ground, dead
11:08 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 1000xp
11:09 PM - Noir McRobotey: guess who has two thumbs and just leveled up?
11:09 PM - Noir McRobotey: this guy!
11:09 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: writing loot now
11:11 PM - Noir McRobotey: I'm really surprised we survived
11:11 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: what's your health?
11:11 PM - Noir McRobotey: 21
11:12 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: what the fuck is your health
11:12 PM - Dez: does health reset when we level up
11:12 PM - Dez: 22/48
11:12 PM - Noir McRobotey: 51 after the levelup
11:12 PM - Dez: guess who is the signature death dealer of the group and hasn't leveled up
11:12 PM - Noir McRobotey: not me
11:13 PM - Dez: exactly
11:13 PM - Dez: so fuck you ciaster
11:13 PM - MeltingData: you guys are only at like half health
11:13 PM - MeltingData: what are you complaining about :v
11:13 PM - Dez: Its still easy to die
11:14 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah everything's super squishy
11:14 PM - Noir McRobotey: (good)
11:14 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: this is a lot of loot
11:14 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: [1] Wakazashi Blade CND: 10, [1] Metal Armor CND: 9, [1] Bandage, [1] Loaf of bread (4 uses left), [1] Iguana-on-a-stick, [1] Meth, [1] Black Coffee, [1] Raider Armor CND: 11, [1] Bandana CND: 24, [1] Protective Goggles CND: 13, [1] .22 Rifle CND: 19, [20] .22 Long Rifle FMJ rounds, [1] Bug-on-the-shell, [1] 'Hot' Dog, [1] Pack of Cigarettes (5 cigs left), [1] Biker Helmet CND: 14, [1] Mirrorshades CND: 15, [1] .357-Chambered Mare's Leg CND: 9, [12] .357 Magnum FMJ Rounds, [1] Raider Armor CND: 14, [1] Spare Parts, [1] Bic Lighter, [1] Harmonica, [1] Brahmin Steak, [1] Compass, [1] Marijuana
11:14 PM - Noir McRobotey: ok
11:14 PM - Noir McRobotey: grabbing the cigs
11:14 PM - Dez: Marijuana
11:14 PM - MeltingData: [1] Marijuana
11:14 PM - Noir McRobotey: and the mare's leg
11:14 PM - MeltingData: guys you got ONE WHOLE WEED
11:14 PM - Dez: I'll take the metal armor
11:14 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: dont inject it
11:14 PM - Noir McRobotey: and the rounds for it
11:14 PM - Dez: and bandage
11:14 PM - Noir McRobotey: and the steak
11:14 PM - Noir McRobotey: and a compass since it's my thing :v
11:15 PM - Noir McRobotey: and everything Wing doesn't
11:15 PM - Dez: take the map too then faggot
11:15 PM - Dez: and spare parts
11:15 PM - Noir McRobotey: I don't see a map in this wall of text
11:15 PM - Noir McRobotey: am I blind?
11:15 PM - Dez: and biker helmet
11:16 PM - Dez: I have a map
11:16 PM - Noir McRobotey: ah
11:16 PM - Noir McRobotey: alright
11:16 PM - Dez: I've said this like 30 times
11:17 PM - Noir McRobotey: is it pre-war or a post-war one
11:17 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Ciaster, I think I might make healing items 1/4 effective for you because of your damned trait
11:17 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: you probably would have died without it
11:17 PM - Noir McRobotey: the book says 1/2
11:17 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah I probably would've
11:17 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: healing items are already half effective
11:17 PM - Dez: I'm going to assume its pre-war
11:17 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah
11:17 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: it says half effective for repairs
11:17 PM - Noir McRobotey: and it works fine
11:17 PM - Noir McRobotey: for both
11:17 PM - Dez: so the google map thing dan works ingame
11:17 PM - Noir McRobotey: I can't be fully repaired 'cause I have fleshy bits
11:17 PM - Noir McRobotey: and I can't be fully healed 'cause I have non-fleshy bits
11:18 PM - Noir McRobotey: it works with the half human half robot thing the char class has going on
11:18 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: but the book says androids can be fixed by repair
11:18 PM - Dez: Dez puts on the Metal Armor
11:18 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: and that health items are only half effective
11:18 PM - Dez: "This fits suprisingly well"
11:19 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah, they do
11:19 PM - Noir McRobotey: and it works
11:19 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: but 8 into the Condition box on the first page
11:19 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: for the metal armor
11:19 PM - Noir McRobotey: so I don't get what you're on about here
11:19 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: then hit update and look at your secondary stats
11:19 PM - Dez: "Kinda knackered, but it'll work
11:19 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: what I'm on about is the trait
11:19 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: whatever
11:20 PM - Noir McRobotey: oh yeah but it only affects the metal bits
11:20 PM - Noir McRobotey: which is why it doesn't make me into fuckin' Terminator :v
11:22 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: After sorting your loot business, you finally make it through raider territory, according to the map
11:24 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: You walk through the city a bit further, and eventually end up outside a heavily fortified entrance to an underground parking garage
11:26 PM - Dez: shit I really need to get this repaired
11:26 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: The entrance is blocked by a big, makeshift metal shutter, and the entire entrance is surrounded by walls and sandbags
11:26 PM - Dez: my raider armor is actually better :V
11:26 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: get some duct tape for now :v
11:27 PM - Noir McRobotey: yep
11:27 PM - Dez: actually nvm
11:27 PM - Noir McRobotey: here's hoping we can actually barter and shit in this place
11:27 PM - Dez: its either 3 DT and 30 res
11:28 PM - Dez: or 6 DT and 24 res
11:29 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: I wish the fucking lesbian oh-no-you-di-int landwhales downstairs would keep their god damn moans to themselves
11:29 PM - Dez: :V
11:29 PM - Noir McRobotey: haha
11:29 PM - Noir McRobotey: goddamn
11:29 PM - MeltingData: uh
11:29 PM - Noir McRobotey: damn that's a swanky basement with a 'downstairs' in it and everything
11:30 PM - Dez: I thought Dan lived in an apartment?
11:30 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: it's a 3 family apartment, there's the basement, the middle, and the upper levels
11:30 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: we're in the middle
11:31 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah I was making a 'lol basement dweller' joke
11:31 PM - Noir McRobotey: anyway, gate
11:31 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: it's funny, because we have the lesbians downstairs, and 3 gay dudes upstairs
11:31 PM - Dez: hot
11:31 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: I bet you're one of the gay dudes
11:31 PM - Dez: wait
11:31 PM - Dez: 3
11:31 PM - Noir McRobotey: figures Dan lives in the gayest goddamn building in new york
11:31 PM - Dez: in the same room?
11:31 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: 2 of them are brothers
11:32 PM - Dez: double hot
11:32 PM - Dez: triple hoy
11:32 PM - Dez: brb bathroom
11:32 PM - Dez: back
11:32 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: did you go in your pants or something
11:32 PM - Dez: so what is happening in the thingy
11:32 PM - Dez: whatever you want to believe baby
11:32 PM - Dez: :V
11:33 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: nothing is happening, the gate is closed
11:33 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: try doing something
11:33 PM - Noir McRobotey: I stand in front of it.
11:33 PM - Noir McRobotey: "Hey! Does this ever open?"
11:33 PM - Dez: Can i like
11:33 PM - Dez: fucking slam shit or something
11:33 PM - Noir McRobotey: no
11:34 PM - Noir McRobotey: that is not a good idea :v
11:34 PM - Dez: thats the only thing I know how to do
11:34 PM - Dez: Dez rattles the gate and calls into the parking garage
11:35 PM - Dez: perhaps me and ol besy and dig under the building :V
11:35 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: A speaker above the gate crackles to life, "Who the hell is it? What do you want?"
11:35 PM - Noir McRobotey: "We were sent here from Terminal to escort someone who can fix their water purifier."
11:37 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: "That rusted old thing's broken again? I swear, I just fixed it a few months ago... alright, come in."
11:37 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: After a pause, the gate rattles to life and slowly rises
11:38 PM - Dez: Dez walks in
11:39 PM - Dez: Is there someone who can repair shit
11:39 PM - Noir McRobotey: Presumably
11:39 PM - Noir McRobotey: since we're here to y'know
11:39 PM - Noir McRobotey: get a guy who can repair shit :v
11:39 PM - Dez: yeah I know
11:39 PM - Dez: I just wanted to call Dan out on his shit
11:40 PM - Dez: and then get my stuff repaired :V
11:40 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: what shit
11:40 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: I'm not giving you fully conditioned 1200 cap armor or anything
11:40 PM - Dez: the shit would be present if there was a repairman around
11:40 PM - Dez: but there is no shit
11:40 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: what shit
11:40 PM - Dez: and I cannot call upon it
11:40 PM - Dez: 11:39 PM - Dez: the shit would be present if there was a repairman around
11:40 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: ever think I was typing, faglord?
11:40 PM - Dez: nope
11:41 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: -500 xp
11:41 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: -35 special
11:41 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: -your inventory
11:41 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: it was a joke you fucking idiot
11:41 PM - Dez: the special part already kills me
11:41 PM - Dez: I didn't remove any XP :V
11:41 PM - Noir McRobotey: let's stop being so hostile shall we
11:41 PM - Dez: I just made it look like I did incase you were being serious
11:42 PM - Noir McRobotey: said the poley asshole, I know :v
11:42 PM - Dez: yeah fuck u pole
11:42 PM - Dez: america
11:42 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: You walk down the ramp and enter the garage proper. A powerful odor of grease hits you, and parked all around are various vehicles in various states of repair or scrap
11:42 PM - Noir McRobotey: hmmmmm vehicles you say?
11:42 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: unless you plan on stealing one
11:43 PM - Noir McRobotey: yeah no
11:43 PM - Noir McRobotey: looking for a guy to offload my shit
11:43 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Off in a corner, you see a long workbench lined with various tools
11:43 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: This guy's well-equipped
11:44 PM - Dez: so can I repair my shit
11:44 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: assuming he lets you
11:45 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: There's a man with a welding mask on, working on something or another
11:47 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: so are you gonna try talking to him or are you just gonna stand there
11:47 PM - Noir McRobotey: I assumed he'd start talking to us
11:47 PM - Noir McRobotey: being the guy who just let us into his home
11:47 PM - Dez: "We're here to fix the water purifier"
11:47 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: He stops his work and lifts his mask, looking at you
11:48 PM - Noir McRobotey: "Hey! You do freelance repairs?"
11:48 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: "Yeah, I heard you earlier. Was just finishing up something."
11:48 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: "Yeah, I can, for a price."
11:48 PM - Noir McRobotey: "You do barter, or is it just straight up caps?"
11:49 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: "Depends on the work."
11:49 PM - Dez: "Can you repair armor?"
11:49 PM - Noir McRobotey: "Well, I'd love to replace the barrel in this thing." I hand him the Mare's Leg.
11:49 PM - Noir McRobotey: "Looks completely shot out. Also, the trigger's wobbly."
11:50 PM - Noir McRobotey: "How much would that run me?"
11:50 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: "Easily, to both of you. It'll take some time, though."
11:50 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: "Hmm..."
11:51 PM - Dez: "I don't really have any caps, but I do have a lot of spare parts. Perhaps we can barter?"
11:51 PM - Noir McRobotey: "Same here. I bet you could get a lot of parts from the stuff I've got.
11:52 PM - Noir McRobotey: I show him my interdimensional pockets full of guns and leather jackets."
11:53 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: He takes the Mare's Leg and looks it over first
11:53 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: what's your barter?
11:53 PM - Noir McRobotey: ass
11:54 PM - Noir McRobotey: aka 12
11:54 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: heh
11:55 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: "To get this to peak condition, it'll cost you 540 caps."
11:55 PM - Noir McRobotey: "Like I said before - think I could trade you some stuff for that instead?"
11:55 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: "Seems fair enough. What'll you give me?"
11:57 PM - Noir McRobotey: "What do you want?"
11:57 PM - Noir McRobotey: "I've got some armor, so you could probably take that stuff apart and have spare supplies to patch up other armor."
11:58 PM - Noir McRobotey: "Also, two .22s - a rifle and a revolver."
11:58 PM - Noir McRobotey: "Plus some ammo, and, well, this." I hold up the baggie filled with meth.
11:58 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: "I'm not touching that stuff, keep it to yourself. As for the others..."
11:59 PM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: list the shit you're willing to trade and their conditions
11:59 PM - Noir McRobotey: everything under LOOT TO SELL in inventory.txt
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
12:02 AM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: this is gonna take a minute
12:02 AM - Noir McRobotey: yeah I know
12:02 AM - Dez: brb
12:02 AM - Noir McRobotey: inventory management: officially A Bitch
12:03 AM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: Leather Jacket  CND 21/50 goes for 57 caps, Leather Jacket 16/50 goes for 38 caps
12:04 AM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: the pipe rifle goes for 64
12:05 AM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: man I can't even think right now, can I just calculate this shit tomorrow
12:05 AM - Noir McRobotey: fuck just take everything but the meth and the food
12:05 AM - Noir McRobotey: probably gonna cover it
12:07 AM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: why the hell did you take the spare parts when they're something wing can actually use
12:08 AM - Noir McRobotey: did he say he was taking them?
12:08 AM - Noir McRobotey: if so, whoops
12:08 AM - Dez: yeah I added those to my iventory
12:08 AM - Noir McRobotey: removed from list
12:09 AM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: god knows what else was duplicated
12:09 AM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: sure whatever everything but the food and meth
12:09 AM - Noir McRobotey: nothing, this one just slipped through the cracks
12:09 AM - Noir McRobotey: alright then
12:10 AM - Noir McRobotey: so that repairs the mare's leg to 100/100 then I take it?
12:11 AM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: yep
12:11 AM - Noir McRobotey: alright
12:11 AM - Noir McRobotey: also I guess we stop here
12:11 AM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: yep
12:11 AM - Noir McRobotey: bye then
12:11 AM - Two Out of Three Ain't Bad: yep
12:11 AM - Noir McRobotey: gotta do some important shit today so I'm going to sleep right now
12:11 AM - Noir McRobotey: yep