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  1. Shark: hi shark
  2. Epicface: :>>
  3. Epicface: Oops.
  4. Epicface: :>
  5. Shark: sup
  6. Epicface: Not much.
  7. Shark: yeah same here
  8. Epicface: Yes.
  9. Epicface: :>
  10. Shark: no
  11. Epicface: Yes.
  12. Shark: no
  13. Epicface: I'm not squiddin, not much.
  14. Shark: so i was thinking like
  15. Shark: for the roleplay
  16. Epicface: Yes.
  17. Shark: what if i just had some sort of shocking revalation
  18. Shark: and then killed everyone
  19. Epicface: I would approve that wholeheartedly.
  20. Epicface: All your ideas are so great.
  21. Shark: hmmmmmmmmmmm
  22. Shark: yeah
  23. Epicface: Yes.
  24. Epicface: I need a towel.
  25. Shark: what the hequius
  26. Shark: lmao
  27. Epicface: Ha.
  28. Shark: ((When do I ever just type one "ha" ?????????????))
  29. Epicface: ((idk I forgot how you laugh))
  30. Shark: ((You are horrible at being me.))
  31. Epicface: ((oh yeah well watch this
  32. Epicface: Well, I'm off to play some Counter-Strike.
  33. Epicface: Have fun.
  34. Epicface: (( u r so rekt
  35. Shark: pls
  36. Epicface: Holy shit.
  37. Epicface: I just killed 49738611717617384 terrorists
  38. Shark: oh wait hold on
  39. Epicface: In 1000 ways.
  40. Epicface: With only my bare hands.
  41. Shark: my phone is ringing
  42. Shark: brb
  43. Your state is set to Offline.
  44. Epicface is now Offline.
  45. Online now and rejoined chat.
  46. Epicface is now Online.
  47. Shark: sup
  48. Epicface: Fin-ally.
  49. Shark: kek
  50. Shark: your fish puns are so clever
  51. Epicface: Yes.
  52. Epicface: Okay I just pwned some noobs hardcore
  53. Epicface: I'm done for now.
  54. Shark: ((here comes the true test))
  55. Shark: hey shark wanna play some ss13 with us
  56. Epicface: No.
  57. Epicface: I like my games
  58. Epicface: Physical.
  59. Epicface: :>
  60. Shark: ((you lose, loser))
  61. Epicface: I need a towel
  62. Shark: ((the correct answer was: THAT GAME))
  63. Shark: ((here comes test number 2))
  64. Epicface: (( XD
  65. Shark: hey shark who is the best superhero of all tiem
  66. Epicface: The fishiest one.
  67. Epicface: :>
  68. Shark: ((wrong again))
  69. Shark: ((it was ant man))
  70. Epicface: ((oh my god ant man
  71. Shark: ((final question))
  72. Shark: hey shark
  73. Shark: which is better
  74. Epicface: Hey.
  75. Shark: coke or pepsi?
  76. Epicface: Pepsi.
  77. Epicface: (( thats wrong isnt it
  78. Shark: ((wrong, it was a trick question))
  79. Epicface: (( isnt it like
  80. Epicface: ( "Seltzer"
  81. Shark: ((the correct answer is seltzer))
  82. Shark: ((yeah there you go))
  83. Epicface: (( i win
  84. Epicface: (( what even is seltzer tho
  85. Shark: ((coke is better than pepsi btw))
  86. Shark: ((no, you lose, stuff in the brackets doesn't even count))
  87. Epicface: (( that means that coke < pepsi
  88. Epicface: (( because you saying coke > pepsi doesnt even count
  89. Epicface: (( :>
  90. Shark: ((or, pathenthesis, rather))
  91. Epicface: (( zounds
  92. Shark: so like
  93. Shark: i've been thinking about my role and
  94. Shark: bard is such a weird class
  95. Shark: there's so many things about classpect that i have questions about
  96. Shark: like, space
  97. Epicface: ((oh god are we going here
  98. Shark: what even is that?
  99. Shark: i know you've explained it and i'm just being a big dum but
  100. Shark: can you explain it again plsss
  101. Shark: pls pls pls
  102. Epicface: I'm sorry Epic.
  103. Epicface: I know you are totally worthy of this knowledge
  104. Epicface: And being a Bard I should bow before you every day
  105. Epicface: But
  106. Epicface: Duty calls.
  107. Epicface: Or rather
  108. Shark: ((you're missing my frequent use of commas, by the way. commas are the best))
  109. Epicface: Dooty cawls.
  110. Epicface: (( yeah ik
  111. Shark: ((lmao))
  112. Shark: ((when would I ever say duty calls)
  113. Epicface: (( every time
  114. Epicface: (( ok I'm done
  115. Epicface: (( tying in caps and with periods is terribad
  116. Epicface: ok
  117. Epicface: d00ty has ended
  118. Shark: I don't even use that many periods tho
  119. Epicface: holy shit
  120. Epicface: you should like
  121. Epicface: be me
  122. Epicface: ad I be me
  123. Epicface: and we're both me
  124. Shark: or
  125. Shark: oar
  126. Shark: Nobody could be you
  127. Shark: and then we wouldn't have to worry about bardmode
  128. Epicface: or
  129. Epicface: oar
  130. Epicface: everyone is me
  131. Shark: Not that anyone actually -is- worrying
  132. Epicface: and then since everyone has to worry about bardmode
  133. Epicface: no one has to.
  134. Epicface: shhh
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