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>Be you
>Be operating innaoffice
>Check shipping website
>Nearing housing complex
>Walk over to kobold boss
>"I will be vacationing for the next three days."
>"Anon, you can't just call off in the middle of the day," slamming her fluffy fist for emphasis.
>Walk away because your freedom
>No fucks given for being now jobless
>Walk home
>Operate your through the monster-laden streets
>Noticed near a coffee shop on way home
>B Rank Achieved
>Need to bring cardboard box next time
>You're two buildings away from home now
>Get building complex
>The old Kikimora that runs the place is sweeping
>Fuck, how old do these monsters get
>She tells you that you have a package
>Thank her and Ivan
>Operate up the stairs with package in hands
>Donkey kick door in
>Breach and clear room with package
>Tactically shuffle over to kitchen counter
>Retrieve katana from scabbard hanging on back of door
>Remove tape with glorious Nippon steel
>Smells of sweaty, angry men and grain alcohol flood your nose
>The alpenflage finally came
>Suit up with matching cap, pants and shirt
>Pack for 3 days of innawoods
>Throw SKS in it's case and lug it all downstairs
>Tell Kikimora owner that you'll be out for 3 days
>No responses from anyone
>Scary man in camo walking down street
>Operate way to Toyota Land Cruiser
>Get in
>Key ignition, turn, and rev the engine
>Time to operate innawoods
>Get to a friends field
>Call friend
>Ask if they want to come operate with you
>They confirm and say they'll be at your position at 1800 hours
>Current time is 1545 hours
>Time to fuck around
>Grab SKS, because what's going innawoods without it?
>Set up non permanent camp
>10 minutes away from Land Cruiser
>After waiting a bit you walk back
>Lay in tree line waiting for friend
>Wait around a bit more
>Hear an engine in the distance
>Soon the culprit pulls into the field
>A paw shaped boot stomps the ground as the door opens
>A fluffy, Kobold climbs out of the car and shuts the door
>She then stands around both vehicles, waiting for you
>You shout "Get out of here STALKER!"
>No response, only a stifled laugh
>"I know you're out there nerd!"
>buttmadkommando.gif
>Operate over to Kobold
>Now standing in front of your boss
>"I assume I'm fired for leaving early?"
>Another laugh-more like a giggle, frankly "Maybe..."
>"Whatever, I set my shit down a little walk from here."
>Walk away in the direction of crude camp
>Make it to crude camp
>"So, do you want to sleep here for the night or trek farther in?"
>"We can stop right here-," as if remembering something she stops speaking, "damn, I didn't bring my tent...or sleeping bag."
>Fucking extra species and their excuses for sex
>"Fine, you can sleep in my tent and you can use my sleeping bag, you're lucky I brought a fucking blanket."
>You both erect the tent in the dark
>Then on to building a fire
> Ten minutes later a fire is built
>You're getting pretty good at this
>Sit around watching the flames flick and dance
>Images of Slavs dancing around a fire fill your brain
>Get up and dance around fire
>Kobold friend is playing harmonica
>Finally retire to the tent
>Good thing your anti-rape belt has become a necessary /out/ item
>Grab your bag and retrieve the blanket
>Take off shirt and roll it up into a pillow
>Take off boots and lay blanket on top of you
>Drift to sleep with Polyushka Poyle playing in your head