Leon/Fritos

"Ugh... I can't believe this..." Leon moaned as he rummaged the cabinet for something to eat. "Why doesn't the pantry have anything good to eat?!" He scanned around the shelves for something. "No. Nope. No. No-What's this?"

The younger prince pulled out a bag of labelled, "Fritos" and looked at it. "What is this?" He opened the bag and pulled out a strange-looking, curvy, fried potato chip. "This has an odd-looking texture..." He placed it into his mouth and chewed it. Suddenly, he was overcome with the most amazing feeling ever. "...My gods, this is beautiful! I'm in love...!" He gushed, tears running down his eyes. "I found my beloved at last!"

Elise was walking down the halls, humming a tune. She stopped at Leon's door and knocked on it. "Leon-nii-chan~! Are you in there?" She called out. A soft moaning was her answer. "Leon-nii-chan?" She knocked on the door again.

"UMPH!" Another moan, this time it was more louder.

"I'm coming in!" Elise pushed the door open and was horrified at what she saw. "LEON-NII-CHAN!!"

"E-Elise?!" Leon was completely naked, save for the pile of semen-covered Fritos surrounding his cock. "H-Hold on, I can explain!"

"MARX-NII-SAAN! CAMILLA-NEE-SAAN!" Elise screamed at the top of her lungs, running out the room in a fright. Leon sighed and looked at the almost-empty bag of fritos. "At least I have you, my love." He sighed as he grabbed the bag and hugged it tight.