A Long Awaited Payment, Session 3

<Orithan> --==QUEST RECAP==--
<Orithan> LAST TIME, ON ZURPG.
<Orithan> You ran away from the halfnuts to get some time to breathe and think about your next move and you ran into a couple of Tinsuits who tried to ambush you. You dealt with those fairly quickly, and the Halfnuts that broke in shortly afterwards.
<Orithan> While no longer concentrated on the battle at hand, you all look around the place, searching for odd things. This exploration included burning down part of a hallway because someone was stupid enough to light a painting on fire.
<Orithan> As they returned to the food preparation room, they found a key; some honey and some tasty herbs for everyone to consume.
<Orithan> And that's where we left off
<Melizea_Fiammetta> 5h,10m
<Silvio> 14h 8m
<Orithan> *You are currently in this room*
<Orithan> *You stand in a large room with doors to the East, South and West. The North wall is dominated by ovens, benches and other objects that aid in food preparation. There are cupboards above the food preparation surfaces, from which one can smell tasty tasty herbs that are used in cooking. Towards the South end of the room is chaos, with one of the two long tables being flipped with its cutlery scattered all over the floor.
<Orithan> Blood from the fight stain the floor and walls, showing that a brutal fight filled with death happened over there. Like in the other rooms, torches line the walls of this room.*
<Silvio> I vote that we move south.
<Silvio> I have a rough idea of the layout of this place. I've been here before, so it
<Silvio> *'s best that we explore South
* Melizea_Fiammetta Follows the party wherever.
* Degren yanks on a torch
* Alexander follows
<Silvio> Let's march onwards. Let's wipe whatever evil curs that happen to guard this place off the face of Hyrule.
* Silvio opens the South door and moves through
* Melizea_Fiammetta follows.
* Alexander follows
* Degren reluctantly follows
<DM> *You enter a large cold and spacious room; with a door on each of the four walls. Armor and weapon racks are placed in the center of the room with cupboards for potions and other consumables positioned along the walls.Torches line the walls as usual and a scroll of parchment is hung on the south wall to the left of the locked door.
<DM> The door leading to the south is locked. A Key is required to open it.*
<DM> *A Spellnut and two Red Darknuts appear to be patroling the room. Completely lacking awarness, the Darknuts don't seem to notice you yet*
* Alexander inspects the armor racks
<Degren> (well fudge. I have to leave soon to eat dinner, and I can't eat at my desk. sigh. sorry, guys...)
<DM> (Alright)
<DM> *Alexander, you find two Soldier Platemails*
* Alexander attempts to swap out his current armor for one of the Soldier Platemails
<DM> *You swap out your current Armor for a platemail, but however you make a significant amount of noise in the process, alerting the Darknuts to your (specificially) presence
* Silvio notices the Spellnut heading over to Alexander
* Silvio uses Stealth Strike on it
<Silvio> $18d10
<Navi> Silvio: You rolled 18 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 10, 4, 7, 8, 5, 8, 5, 10, 2, 2, 10, 1, 9, 4, 6, 6 and 5. Total: 109. Successes: 16.
* Melizea_Fiammetta gets ready for stuff.
* Silvio succeeds, the Spellnut can't defend
* Silvio then proceeds fire a bunch of Light Shuriken at the Spellnut!
<Silvio> (3 Light Shuriken, each with 16 Bonus Dice)
<Silvio> $42d10
<Navi> Silvio: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 5, 3, 6, 9, 7, 8, 5, 8, 9, 8, 8, 3, 5, 7, 7, 2, 5, 1, 9, 9, 1, 10, 1, 1, 1, 9, 5, 6, 4, 9, 10, 9, 2, 5, 7, 8, 3, 2, 6, 1 and 10. Total: 239. Successes: 32.
<Silvio> $42d10
<Navi> Silvio: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 3, 4, 10, 10, 6, 5, 1, 4, 3, 1, 4, 3, 1, 4, 2, 5, 10, 6, 4, 10, 4, 5, 4, 10, 3, 7, 2, 8, 7, 1, 1, 10, 5, 1, 9, 1, 5, 9, 4, 8 and 9. Total: 212. Successes: 26.
<Silvio> $42d10
<Navi> Silvio: You rolled 42 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 10, 10, 2, 2, 5, 1, 7, 8, 10, 10, 3, 4, 10, 5, 10, 1, 3, 6, 2, 3, 6, 7, 3, 4, 7, 8, 3, 1, 5, 1, 8, 4, 1, 10, 5, 5, 10, 2, 2, 9 and 1. Total: 222. Successes: 31.
<Alexander> (Spellnut more like Ripnut?)
<Silvio> (Hang on for a moment, calcing)
<DM> 32-8/2 = 12 Damage
<DM> 26-8/2 = 9 Damage
<DM> 31-8/2 = 12 damage
<DM> Total: 33 Damage
<DM> *Spellnut gets Ninja'd by Silvio's ninja skills before it even got a chance to act*
* Alexander tries to hide
<DM> *There is nothing large enough to conceal you, also official Combat has been initated thank's to Silvo's assaination skills*
<DM> ROLL INITS!
<DM> $init 1d10 Red_Darknut1
<Navi> DM: Red_Darknut1's initiative roll has been entered. They rolled: 10.
<Melizea_Fiammetta> $init 1d10
<Navi> Melizea_Fiammetta: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 7.
<Alexander> $init 1d10
<Navi> Alexander: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 10.
<DM> $init 1d10 Red_Darknut2
<Navi> DM: Red_Darknut2's initiative roll has been entered. They rolled: 10.
<DM> O.o
<Melizea_Fiammetta> ((Well))
<DM> Both enemies getting Bonus Turns, again
<Silvio> $init 1d10
<Navi> Silvio: Your initiative roll has been entered. You rolled: 6.
<DM> $init s
<Navi> Bonus Round: Red_Darknut1, Alexander and Red_Darknut2
<Navi> Round 1: Red_Darknut1, Alexander, Red_Darknut2, Melizea_Fiammetta and Silvio
<DM> https://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-1073-post-2533.html#pid2533
<DM> Enemy stats
<Kefka> ZURPG: 07 - 09 - 2016: A Long Awaited Payment
<DM> *Red Darknut 1 notices the pile of armor that is the corpse of it's fellow spellnut and ENRAGES!
<DM> Red Darknt 1: 31h | +6 Attack Dice on next attack.
<DM> *Red Darknut turns it's aggro to Alexander and then attempts to Skull Bash him
<DM> (Roll Power!)
<DM> Skull Bash
<DM>     REQUIREMENTS: A shield
<DM>     DESCRIPTION: Rush towards a target, bashing their skull in with your shield.
<DM>         Roll your Power -2 dice vs. targets' Power dice
<DM>             Damage: +2
<DM>             EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 2 Wisdom.
<DM> $34d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 3, 10, 8, 2, 1, 1, 8, 3, 3, 3, 9, 6, 7, 6, 3, 9, 6, 7, 10, 4, 1, 10, 3, 6, 4, 3, 7, 6, 2, 8, 9, 4 and 7. Total: 183. Successes: 21.
<Alexander> $16d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 6, 8, 7, 3, 10, 10, 6, 9, 5, 3, 4, 8, 1, 10 and 4. Total: 101. Successes: 14.
<DM> 21-14+2-5 = 4 Damage + -2 Wisdom
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Bonus Round: Red_Darknut1, Alexander and Red_Darknut2
<Navi> Round 1: Red_Darknut1, Alexander, Red_Darknut2, Melizea_Fiammetta and Silvio
* AbsentThirdEye pokes Alexander
* Alexander prays to Nayru for some defense
<DM> (about 1 minute left for actions)
<Silvio> Can someone cover me?
* Alexander casts Mind Strike against Red_Darknut1
<Alexander> DESCRIPTION: Focus your violent thoughts into a shadow blade, striking your target’s mind directly.
<Alexander>     EFFECT: Bonus Attack Dice & Defense Dice are disabled for both the attacker and the defender in this attack.
<Alexander>     Roll your Wisdom dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<Alexander>         Neutral Damage: 3
<Alexander>         EFFECT: If it hits, select one of the target’s stats (Power, Courage, Wisdom, Hearts, or Magic) and siphon 2 from it.
<Alexander> $12d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 12 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 3, 5, 10, 6, 1, 4, 8, 7, 9, 9 and 4. Total: 76. Successes: 10.
<DM> *Red Darknut1 is unable to defend!*
* Alexander siphons 2 from Power
* Alexander covers Silvio with shield effect
<Alexander> EFFECT 1: You can use Cover once during your turn for no action cost.
<Alexander> $endturn
<Navi> Bonus Round: Red_Darknut1, Alexander and Red_Darknut2
<Navi> Round 1: Red_Darknut1, Alexander, Red_Darknut2, Melizea_Fiammetta and Silvio
<DM> Red Darknut 1: 28h | -2 Power
<DM> Red Darknut 2: 34h
<DM> Silvio: 14h 5m | Covered by Alexander
<Alexander> 13/16h, 6/6m | +2 Regen (Armor) | 3 DEF Dice (Shield) | 2 Armor (Armor) | -2 Wisdom | +2 Power | Covering Silvio
<Alexander> +2 Soldier Platemails
<DM> *Red Darknut 2 uses Cover on Red Darknut 1*
<Alexander> (er, ignore the soldier platemails)
<Alexander> (t'was a copy paste accident)
<DM> *Red Darknut attempts to whack Alexander with it's hammer*
<DM> *Red Darknut 2
<DM> Smash Hammer
<DM>     DESCRIPTION: A steel hammer that packs extra punch, this hammer can cripple defenses and disable targets. Can Whack or Cripple a target.
<DM>         Whack!:
<DM>             Roll your Power dice vs. targets' Power dice
<DM>                 Damage: +4
<DM>         Cripple:
<DM>             Roll your Power -3 dice vs. targets' Power dice
<DM>                 Damage: +0
<DM>                 EFFECT: If it hits, the target gets Immobilized:
<DM>                     Target cannot move or use any melee attacks.
<DM>                     DURATION: One round.
<DM> $30d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 30 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 3, 1, 4, 8, 9, 1, 1, 9, 1, 7, 7, 5, 9, 1, 3, 9, 10, 7, 9, 3, 1, 9, 8, 1, 2, 6, 8, 10 and 5. Total: 165. Successes: 20.
<Alexander> $16d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 7, 7, 2, 1, 5, 10, 2, 6, 9, 2, 2, 5, 7, 10 and 6. Total: 83. Successes: 12.
<DM> 10-12+4-5 = 7 Damage
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Bonus Round Over!
<Navi> Round 1: Red_Darknut1, Alexander, Red_Darknut2, Melizea_Fiammetta and Silvio
<Melizea_Fiammetta> 5h, 10m | +2 Regen (Armor), +2 Magic Regen (Skill) | +1 ATK Dice (Robe), +1 DEF Dice (Weapon), +2 Armor (Armor) |
<DM> *Within the shadows provided by the armor racks and shelves, another Red Darknut emerges.*
<DM> *But however, this Darknut doesn't seem to be hostile*
<DM> *Reddit the Derpnit has temporarly joined the fray!*
<DM> $init j Reddit
<Navi> Reddit has entered the battle.
<Silvio> Who the hell is that Darknut?
<DM> *Turn timer starts*
<DM> Red Darknut 1: 28h | -2 Power
<DM> Red Darknut 2: 34h
<DM> Silvio: 14h 5m
<Alexander> (is the timer for reddit?)
<DM> (Nope)
<DM> *Red Darknut 1 attempts to Cripple Silvio with a Smash Hammer!*
<DM> Cripple:
<DM>     Roll your Power -3 dice vs. targets' Power dice
<DM>         Damage: +0
<DM>         EFFECT: If it hits, the target gets Immobilized:
<DM>             Target cannot move or use any melee attacks.
<DM>             DURATION: One round.
<DM> $27d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 9, 5, 6, 8, 8, 6, 6, 5, 7, 8, 1, 4, 7, 5, 5, 4, 2, 7, 5, 7, 7, 7, 2, 5, 8 and 4. Total: 157. Successes: 21.
<Silvio> Oh god no
<Silvio> $11d10
<Navi> Silvio: You rolled 11 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 5, 4, 5, 4, 2, 9, 9, 10, 7 and 5. Total: 70. Successes: 10.
<AbsentThirdEye> ((Wait, isn't Alexander covering Silvio or did someone forget to notate that))
<Silvio> (Cover was removed by Darknut 2 attack)
<AbsentThirdEye> ((Oh, right))
<Silvio> 21-10-4 = 7 Damage + Crippled
<Silvio> Red Darknut 1: 28h | -2 Power | Being Covered by Darknut 2
<Silvio> Red Darknut 2: 34h | Being Covered by Darknut 1
<Silvio> Silvio: 14h 5m
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 1: Red_Darknut1, Alexander, Red_Darknut2, Melizea_Fiammetta, Silvio and Reddit
* Alexander prays for attack dice
<Alexander> $1d1d2
<Alexander> er
<Alexander> $1d2
<Navi> Alexander: You flipped 1 coin. Result: Tails.
<DM> (+2)
* Alexander tries to hookshot to Red_Darknut1
<Alexander> Roll your Courage +5 dice vs. targets' Courage dice
<Alexander>     Damage: None
<Alexander>     EFFECT: If it hits, reel towards the target.
<Alexander>         When you get up to the target, you can follow up with a melee attack with +5 Dice.
<DM> (arrgh, errors in notation)
<Alexander> $29d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 1, 3, 2, 4, 10, 6, 9, 4, 8, 5, 9, 4, 1, 5, 6, 6, 3, 9, 5, 7, 3, 9, 1, 5, 8, 9, 4 and 4. Total: 151. Successes: 17.
<DM> $25d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 10, 5, 4, 3, 6, 8, 3, 2, 6, 7, 9, 1, 5, 3, 2, 9, 9, 7, 1, 8, 1, 8, 10 and 10. Total: 140. Successes: 18.
* Alexander rerolls that
* Alexander er, himself
<Alexander> $29d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 4, 7, 7, 8, 10, 10, 7, 5, 3, 9, 10, 10, 1, 2, 6, 8, 1, 7, 2, 4, 8, 1, 2, 4, 1, 9, 5 and 9. Total: 168. Successes: 22.
<DM> *You hookshot to Darknut 1*
<DM> *+5 Dice on followup attack*
<DM> (What attack?)
* Alexander slashes Red_Darknut1 with Potential Blade
<Alexander> Slash:
<Alexander>     Roll your Courage dice vs. targets' Courage dice
<Alexander>         Damage: +0
<Alexander>         EFFECT: If it hits, you gain 2 Attack Dice.
<DM> $25d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 9, 4, 7, 2, 1, 3, 9, 10, 2, 6, 5, 5, 5, 4, 5, 6, 6, 10, 3, 6, 7, 4, 9, 4 and 4. Total: 136. Successes: 17.
<Alexander> $29d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 29 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 8, 5, 9, 3, 3, 8, 6, 9, 9, 6, 2, 8, 6, 4, 4, 1, 8, 8, 4, 2, 3, 10, 2, 5, 5, 8, 8 and 3. Total: 167. Successes: 20.
<DM> (You've ran out of time to use any other actions)
<Alexander> $endturn
<Navi> Round 1: Red_Darknut1, Alexander, Red_Darknut2, Melizea_Fiammetta, Silvio and Reddit
<DM> *Red Darknut takes no damage, but you get your +2 Attack Dice*
<DM> *Red_Darknut 2 eyes the new Darknut. Not having any awareness, the enemy ignores Reddit*
<DM> *However, it attempts to Cripple Alexander!*
<DM> Cripple:
<DM>     Roll your Power -3 dice vs. targets' Power dice
<DM>         Damage: +0
<DM>         EFFECT: If it hits, the target gets Immobilized:
<DM>             Target cannot move or use any melee attacks.
<DM>             DURATION: One round.
<DM> $27d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 27 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 2, 3, 10, 6, 2, 2, 9, 9, 8, 7, 8, 4, 9, 6, 10, 2, 9, 10, 9, 6, 3, 1, 8, 3, 2 and 2. Total: 152. Successes: 18.
<DM> (btw, Alexander; Red Darknut took no damage, but you get the +2 Attack Dice)
<Alexander> (I saw)
<Alexander> $16d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 16 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 10, 10, 9, 1, 1, 2, 10, 6, 3, 2, 4, 1, 9, 1 and 9. Total: 85. Successes: 11.
<DM> (I thought I missed out on it*
<DM> 18-11-5 = 2 Damage + Crippled
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 1: Red_Darknut1, Alexander, Red_Darknut2, Melizea_Fiammetta, Silvio and Reddit
* Melizea_Fiammetta casts Burning Blade upon herself
<Melizea_Fiammetta> 5h, 7m | +2 Regen (Armor), +2 Magic Regen (Skill) | +1 ATK Dice (Robe), +1 DEF Dice (Weapon), +2 Armor (Armor) | +2 ATK Dice (Burning Blade)
* Melizea_Fiammetta also casts Trishard upon Red_Darknut1
<Melizea_Fiammetta> DESCRIPTION: Three beams of Arcane light converge in front of you to create a powerful, golden shard that hits one target.
<Melizea_Fiammetta> Roll your Wisdom +3 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<Melizea_Fiammetta> Damage: +0
<Melizea_Fiammetta> EFFECT: If it hits, select either the target's Power, Courage, or Wisdom stat, and reduce it by 3.
<Melizea_Fiammetta> $25d10
<DM> *Red Darknut can't defend!*
<Navi> Melizea_Fiammetta: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 10, 4, 1, 1, 2, 10, 9, 7, 3, 10, 5, 5, 1, 7, 1, 1, 6, 10, 1, 7, 2, 1, 3 and 4. Total: 113. Successes: 15.
<DM> 15-4 = 11 Damage + -3 to Power, Courage or Wisdom
* Melizea_Fiammetta selects Power.
<Melizea_Fiammetta> $endturn
<Navi> Round 1: Red_Darknut1, Alexander, Red_Darknut2, Melizea_Fiammetta, Silvio and Reddit
<DM> Red Darknut 1: 17h | -5 Power
<Melizea_Fiammetta> ((Now at 4m right now))
<Silvio> Silvio: 7h 5m | Crippled
<Silvio> Ugh!
<Alexander> 4/16h, 4/6m | +2 Regen (Armor) | 3 DEF Dice (Shield) | 2 Armor (Armor) | +1 Defense | -2 Wisdom | +2 Power | +4 Attack Dice | Crippled
<Alexander> (I think I forgot to notate my status a bit ago)
<Alexander> (so there it is)
<Silvio> *Silvio uses a Recovery Heart on himself)
<Silvio> 13h 5m | Crippled
* Silvio then fires 3 Light Shuriken at Red Darknut 1
<Silvio> Light Shuriken
<Silvio>     REQUIREMENTS: Only Silvio Hunter can learn and use this skill.
<Silvio>     COST: 1 Magic per shuriken thrown.
<Silvio>     DESCRIPTION: Fire a volley of up to three shuriken made out of Light at one target, which are ideal for usage in Sneak Attacks. The defender rolls once against all of the shuriken.
<Silvio>         EFFECT: This attack does not reveal your position.
<Silvio>         Roll your Courage +4 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice * Number of shuriken thrown
<Silvio>             Damage: Halved (per shuriken).
<Silvio>             EFFECT: The Dice Modifier of all shuriken thrown is increased to +8 if you throw them outside of combat.
<Silvio> $22d10
<Navi> Silvio: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 2, 6, 5, 10, 7, 3, 2, 6, 6, 2, 7, 8, 2, 5, 4, 4, 4, 9, 9, 5, 5 and 10. Total: 121. Successes: 16.
<Silvio> $22d10
<Navi> Silvio: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 1, 10, 6, 7, 1, 6, 9, 5, 8, 5, 9, 7, 2, 2, 9, 7, 8, 10, 3, 5 and 1. Total: 126. Successes: 18.
<Silvio> $22d10
<Navi> Silvio: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 9, 5, 2, 7, 3, 7, 1, 3, 2, 1, 2, 7, 8, 2, 3, 6, 6, 10, 10, 5 and 7. Total: 114. Successes: 15.
<Silvio> 16-4/2 = 6 Damage
<Silvio> 18-4/2 = 7 Damage
<Silvio> 15-4/2 = 6 Damage
<Silvio> 19 Damage total
<DM> *Red Darknut 1 takes the three shuriken to the chestplate as an excuse to leave this horrid world and have fun on the Sun with KEESE AND CO*
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 1: Red_Darknut1, Alexander, Red_Darknut2, Melizea_Fiammetta, Silvio and Reddit
<DM> Silvio: 7h 3m | Crippled
* Alexander commands Reddit to cover Silvio
<DM> $remove Red_Darknut1
<Navi> Round 1: Alexander, Red_Darknut2, Melizea_Fiammetta, Silvio and Reddit
* Alexander commands Reddit to Slash Red_Darknut2 with Reddits' Defenders Claymore
<DM> *Reddit gets the idea that his Defender's Claymore is for defending and instead remains defending*
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 1 Over!
<Navi> Round 2: Alexander, Red_Darknut2, Melizea_Fiammetta, Silvio and Reddit
<Melizea_Fiammetta> 5h, 4m | +2 Regen (Armor), +2 Magic Regen (Skill) | +1 ATK Dice (Robe), +1 DEF Dice (Weapon), +2 Armor (Armor) | +2 ATK Dice (Burning Blade)
* Melizea_Fiammetta recovers some Magic.
<DM> Red Darknut 2: 34h
<DM> Silvio: 7h 3m | Crippled | Covered by Reddit
<Alexander> 4/16h, 4/6m | +2 Regen (Armor) | 3 DEF Dice (Shield) | 2 Armor (Armor) | +1 Defense | -2 Wisdom | +2 Power | +4 Attack Dice
* Alexander uses a restoration heart
<DM> Silvio: 13h 2m | Crippled
<Alexander> 10/16h, 4/6m | +2 Regen (Armor) | 3 DEF Dice (Shield) | 2 Armor (Armor) | +1 Defense | -2 Wisdom | +2 Power | +4 Attack Dice
* Alexander Slashes Red_Darknut2 with his Soul Blade
<Alexander> Slash:
<Alexander>     Roll your Courage dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<Alexander>         Damage: +0
<Alexander>         EFFECT: If it hits, target loses 3 Magic.
<DM> *Red Darknut 2 can't defend!*
<Alexander> $26d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 26 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 7, 5, 8, 4, 4, 1, 9, 5, 9, 7, 10, 1, 4, 3, 7, 4, 5, 8, 5, 6, 5, 2, 8, 7 and 8. Total: 143. Successes: 18.
<DM> 14 damage
<DM> Red Darknut 2: 20h
<Alexander> (O B L I T E R E K T)
<Alexander> $endturn
<Navi> Round 2: Alexander, Red_Darknut2, Melizea_Fiammetta, Silvio and Reddit
<DM> *Red Darknut 2 does not know the meaning of surrending and empties it's hands in attempt to pick up Alexander (Roll Power)!
<DM> $35d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 6, 7, 9, 2, 8, 5, 6, 5, 9, 10, 6, 7, 5, 4, 4, 4, 4, 7, 6, 1, 1, 10, 8, 6, 6, 2, 8, 3, 9, 5, 7, 4, 1 and 5. Total: 194. Successes: 25.
<Alexander> $15d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 15 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 6, 8, 9, 2, 3, 8, 1, 9, 4, 6, 2, 8, 9, 6 and 4. Total: 85. Successes: 9.
<DM> *Red Darknut 2 picks up Alexander and attempts to throw it at Silvio - who is being Covered by Reddit!*
<DM> (Reddit, Roll Courage)
<DM> $35d10
<Navi> DM: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 6, 5, 5, 4, 10, 10, 6, 7, 3, 4, 1, 10, 8, 2, 4, 3, 10, 3, 4, 3, 10, 5, 1, 3, 10, 2, 1, 9, 8, 4, 3, 3, 9 and 8. Total: 189. Successes: 24.
<Reddit_Le_Derpnit> $24d10
<WindStrike> (DM, Throw only has one attack roll now)
<Navi> Reddit_Le_Derpnit: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 7, 8, 7, 2, 5, 10, 5, 5, 9, 2, 7, 3, 4, 6, 5, 8, 8, 4, 2, 8, 7, 2, 10 and 7. Total: 141. Successes: 19.
<DM> (oh derp)
<WindStrike> (DM derps when attacking Derpnit. Classic.)
<DM> 25-19-4 = 2 Damage on Reddit (1 to Alexander)
<DM> *Reddit is no longer covering!
<DM> $endturn
<Navi> Round 2: Alexander, Red_Darknut2, Melizea_Fiammetta, Silvio and Reddit
<DM> Silvio: 13h 2m
<Degren> $init j
<Navi> Degren has entered the battle.
* Melizea_Fiammetta just fires a Trishard at the Red_Darknut2
<Melizea_Fiammetta> $25d10
<Navi> Melizea_Fiammetta: You rolled 25 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 10, 7, 10, 3, 10, 9, 10, 6, 6, 7, 7, 10, 7, 2, 5, 6, 4, 2, 8, 8, 7, 2, 5, 5 and 5. Total: 161. Successes: 25.
<Melizea_Fiammetta> DESCRIPTION: Three beams of Arcane light converge in front of you to create a powerful, golden shard that hits one target.
<Melizea_Fiammetta> Roll your Wisdom +3 dice vs. targets' Wisdom dice
<Melizea_Fiammetta> Damage: +0
<Melizea_Fiammetta> EFFECT: If it hits, select either the target's Power, Courage, or Wisdom stat, and reduce it by 3.
<Degren> $turns
<Navi> Round 2: Alexander, Red_Darknut2, Melizea_Fiammetta, Silvio, Reddit and Degren
<Melizea_Fiammetta> 5h, 3m | +2 Regen (Armor), +2 Magic Regen (Skill) | +1 ATK Dice (Robe), +1 DEF Dice (Weapon), +2 Armor (Armor) | +2 ATK Dice (Burning Blade)
<Melizea_Fiammetta> $endturn
<Navi> Round 2: Alexander, Red_Darknut2, Melizea_Fiammetta, Silvio, Reddit and Degren
<DM> *Red Darknut 2 is sent to the Sacred Realm by a golden shard of Light, where it gets TRIFORCED!*
<DM> $remove Red_Darknut2
<Navi> Round 2: Alexander, Melizea_Fiammetta, Silvio, Reddit and Degren
<DM> $init r
<Navi> DM: The bot has been reset.
<Degren> !
<DM> *Reddit attempts to congratulate everyone for the fight, but it ends up locking up and not recieving any commands. It appears someone DDoSed him*
<DM> Anyways... EXP...
<DM> Err Rupees
<DM> 350 + 2 Lime Potions
<DM> $2d3
<Navi> DM: You rolled 2 Dice with 3 Sides. Results: 2 and 1. Total: 3.
<DM> *Everyone gets a Recovery Heart and a Magic Jar*
<Degren> does this include me, even though I did nothing?
<Degren> ....
<Degren> ....
<Alexander> What are lime potions?
<Alexander> Green potions?
<Degren> my rupees are now
<Degren> 3210
<Degren> i am not kidding
<Alexander> Is that a lot, or is that a meme?
<DM> I am going to not include Degren since he didn't participate
<Degren> look at it again
<Degren> aww, nevermind, then
<Degren> rip 3210
<Degren> lol
<Degren> OH WELL
<Alexander> Oh
<DM> *Reddit somehow recovers from it's DDoS problem*
* Reddit_Le_Derpnit makes some satisfactory beeps and clanks
<DM> https://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-975.html
<Kefka> ZURPG: Item & Enemy Drops
<DM> Lime Potions are here
<Silvio> I shall take a Lime potion. I will be needing one.
<Alexander> Does that mean reddit gets the rupees? (I presume not, doesn't hurt to ask though)
<DM> He does get the rupees
<DM> Since he participated
<DM> *Are in a large cold and spacious room; with a door on each of the four walls. Armor and weapon racks are placed in the center of the room with cupboards for potions and other consumables positioned along the walls.Torches line the walls as usual and a scroll of parchment is hung on the south wall to the left of the locked door.
<DM> The door leading to the south is locked. A Key is required to open it.*
<DM> A refresher of the current room
<DM> *One Lime Potion remains. Any takers?*
* Silvio takes the other Lime potion
* Silvio investigates the Armory
<Silvio> Hey, we don't have all day to stand around.
* Alexander shrugs
* Degren checks the scroll of parchment
<DM> *Degren examines the scroll of parchment to read an old code of conduct that indicates that Hylian soldiers used to occupy this fortress.
* Degren can't read hylian!
<DM> (Not ancient hylian)
<Degren> (oh ok)
<Degren> So Hylian soldiers used to be here???
* Silvio reads the parchment.
<Degren> get too close and i may have to make you a permanent part of my treasure hoard, Silvio...
<Silvio> Touche
* Degren gladly hands the parchment to Silvio, however
* Silvio reads it closely
<Silvio> It appears that the Shiekah scum was too lazy to even take down this code of conduct.
<Silvio> I wonder why the Hylian Soldiers occupied this place in the first place. But I guess it looks like it would give a good view of Gerudo Valley.
<Degren> I prefer greenery anyway
<Silvio> Though, I could totally use a place like this. Put the weaklings into place, while the strong can pass through the canyon and face the trials that the Gerudo give them*
<Degren> Too late, I already called dibs on this
<Silvio> It will be nobody's if someone like that idiot Alexander sets fire to more of the fortress
<Degren> Eh, I could rebuild it!
<Silvio> Anyways, let's look around this room. See if more goodies are stashed away.
* Degren checks the rest of the room for goodies before silvio can get anything
* Alexander checks the walls for pushable brick buttons
<Silvio> *Degren discovers a Hylian Shield, a White Sword, a Wizzrobe Wand and a Blue Potion.*
<Degren> Sweet!
* Degren checks the stats on them before deciding what to take
<Silvio> (ASrrgh wrong shell)
<Degren> ahhh what the heck!
* Degren yoinks all of them!
<Degren> Anyone want a Hylian Shield?
<DM> *Alexander discovers a brick button*
<DM> *It says: Press me to open the Global Shop. However, I can only open the Global Shop once, so choose when to push me wisely*
<Alexander> Whaooooah cool
* Alexander stashes the button away
<DM> *The button is stuck to the wall
<Degren> lul
<Degren> if I shrink it, will it pop off the wall? ;D
<Alexander> *Oh
<DM> (try it)
* Degren Shrinks the brick button!
<DM> *The brick button remains attached to the wall.
<Degren> :(
<Degren> 14/15h, 2/6m
<Degren> oh well
* Alexander tries to Clawshot the button out of the wall
<Degren> So, uh, no one wants the Hylian Shield?
<Silvio> If nobody else will take it, then sure
* Degren tosses it at Silvio, and I don't mean TO
* Silvio attempts to catch the shield
<Silvio> $19d10
<Navi> Silvio: You rolled 19 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 1, 9, 2, 7, 8, 9, 7, 1, 9, 5, 10, 5, 1, 7, 2, 1, 3, 3 and 6. Total: 96. Successes: 12.
<Degren> I shall also hold on to the White Sword unless someone desperately needs it :3
<Degren> as for the other two items, MINE
<DM> *Alexander, your clawshot fails to latch onto the tiny button*
<Degren> SORRY ALEXANDER
* Silvio turns around and facepalms at what Alexander is attempting to with the button.
<Degren> alexander I think we should stop trying to take a magic button with us
<Alexander> I think we should.
<Degren> WE ARE NOT TAKING THE BUTTON WITH US AND THAT IS FINAL
<Degren> unless you can find a pickaxe to break the wall and make it pop off
<Alexander> Ur not my mum!
* Silvio eats some hylian popcorn
<Degren> hey, silvio, how'd that catch go?
* Alexander tries to use his Shovel to dig the buttonbrick out of the wall
* Silvio spins the shield on his finger
<Degren> nice catch
<Silvio> Caught it.
<Degren> I would taunt you by shrinking you, but sadly, I already did that to the button and I'm too lazy to drink a magic jar
<DM> *Alexander, you attempt to dig the button out of the wall*
<DM> (Roll your shovel roll against 50 Successes)
<Degren> >50
<DM> Yes, 50 successes
<Alexander> What do I roll
<Alexander> everything combined?
<Alexander> (guessing not but *shrug)
<DM> Power
<Degren> *snrk* good luck with that
<Degren> I DID say pickaxe, not shovel
<Alexander> 13d10
<Alexander> $13d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 8, 6, 7, 5, 3, 3, 7, 8, 8, 1, 5, 10 and 2. Total: 73. Successes: 10.
<AbsentThirdEye> $recall
<DM> *Your shovel fails to even dent the wall as it got only 1/5th of the successes needed to remove the button from the wall.
<Degren> let's just push it, alexander
* Alexander tries to stab the Button with his Soul Blade
<DM> *Alexander, you attempt to stab the button, pushing it*
<Degren> HOORAY
<Alexander> I've brought great dishonor to my famiry
<Alexander> I must now commit sudoku
* Alexander goes and hides behind some stuff
<DM> *The button pops out and then one of the cupboards enlarges and enlarges until it becomes an access point to the Global Shop*
* Degren walks into the global shop
<DM> *You all now have the Global shop for the remainder of the session and until the start of the next session*
<Degren> yay!
<Silvio> About time. Time to break away from the restrictions that smart-a** Zelda put on me
* Silvio notices that his Soulbound can't be removed yet.
<Silvio> Damn it!
<Degren> ...
<Degren> Really, Silvio?
<Silvio> Since the shop will still be open for some time, perhaps we should still explore
* Silvio proceeds to unlock the door to the South.
* Alexander proceeds through the door
* Degren grumbles
* Degren grumbles and follows everyone
* Melizea_Fiammetta just follows a bit.
* Silvio follows
<DM> *You enter a large room, packed with crates of supplies and the only door being the one you came in through. The crates of supplies happen to form somewhat of a maze, organized in a very hapazard manner. Unlike in the other rooms, there is only one torch that lights up this room: the torch provides only enough light to light up a fairly small portion of the room. Obviously whoever lives here doesn’t need organization.*
* Alexander starts looking through the crates
<DM> *The crates are nailed shut*
* Alexander hyrule has nails!?
* Degren attacks the crates
* Alexander tries to pry some of the crates open
<DM> *Alexander, roll Power vs 15 Successes*
<DM> *Degren, what attack?*
<Degren> double slice with lightning daggers
<Alexander> .. dammit
<Alexander> RNGesus be with me
<Degren> Roll your Courage dice vs. targets' Courage dice * 2
<Degren>     Damage: +0
<Alexander> $13d10
<Navi> Alexander: You rolled 13 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 3, 2, 9, 10, 1, 5, 1, 9, 10, 10, 4, 10 and 7. Total: 81. Successes: 12.
* Melizea_Fiammetta attempts to pick up a crate.
* Melizea_Fiammetta ... first puts away the heavy blade.
<DM> *Melizea, roll Power vs 20 Successes*
* Degren pokes the DM
<DM> *Shouldn't you be rolling Degren?*
<Degren> oh
<Degren> right
<Degren> I was waiting for you to tell me to roll
<Degren> $22d10
<Navi> Degren: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 5, 1, 9, 7, 6, 7, 3, 2, 1, 6, 5, 7, 3, 2, 8, 7, 2, 9, 9, 3, 7 and 9. Total: 118. Successes: 14.
<Degren> $22d10
<Navi> Degren: You rolled 22 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 2, 9, 3, 1, 9, 6, 1, 5, 10, 1, 4, 7, 6, 10, 9, 8, 10, 4, 2, 7 and 7. Total: 125. Successes: 16.
<DM> (The crates each have 50 Hearts and 10 Armor*
* Melizea_Fiammetta then actually tries picking up the crate with both hands
<Melizea_Fiammetta> $24d10
<Navi> Melizea_Fiammetta: You rolled 24 Dice with 10 Sides. Results: 4, 5, 3, 5, 4, 2, 8, 10, 1, 2, 2, 9, 4, 3, 8, 10, 3, 2, 9, 4, 6, 5, 10 and 5. Total: 124. Successes: 15.
* Melizea_Fiammetta fails.
<DM> [???] It appears somebody has came
* Melizea_Fiammetta re-equips her blade.
<Degren> ?!?!?!??!
<Alexander> Who dat
<DM> *From the shadows, you see the outline of a Shiekah emerge.*
<Alexander> Oh hi.
* Degren glares
<Alexander> Don't shank me and I won't shank you.
<DM> [???] I see you have come to take down my father.
<Alexander> Why would we want your crusty old dad?
<Degren> Because he's our goal here, then we get paid
<Degren> And then I get to take over this place! =D
<Alexander> Oh
<Alexander> Oh yeah...
<Kappa_Yagami> I am Kappa Yagami and I wish to seek revenge on my father
<Kappa_Yagami> All the pain and suffering he put me through.
<Alexander> If you want to take revenge on him, why are you bothered by us taking him?
<Degren> Because we're escorting him, duuuuhhh
<Kappa_Yagami> I wish to join up with you.
<Degren> Besides, we can't let them take their revenge on Silvio
<Degren> Then we don't get paid as well!
<Alexander> Oh
<Degren> Silvio, what's yer take on this guy?
<Silvio> So Kappa Yagami, it appears we have a common goal here. Never knew that you would have it out for your own father.
<Kappa_Yagami> Anyways, you need the Boss Key of this place to get to the chamber where my father resides.
<Kappa_Yagami> And free the hostages.
<Degren> Indeed
* Kappa_Yagami presents the Boss Key.
<Degren> !
<Kappa_Yagami> I stole it from Korrin and then locked him and the hostages in until you guys showed up.
<Degren> Why did you lock the HOSTAGES up, too?
<Kappa_Yagami> So that way, he couldn't command his men to kill them.
<Degren> yeah but he could easily just kill them himself
<Kappa_Yagami> They are in seperate rooms
<Degren> Ah
<Kappa_Yagami> We have little time to explain, let's hurry and clear out a path to rescue the hostages.
<DM> *Kappa Yagami has joined the party*
<DM> https://zurpg.sephiroth.ws/thread-364.html
<Kefka> ZURPG: Kappa Yagami
<Alexander> Wait why do you need our help
<Alexander> why were you in this creepy old room?
<Kappa_Yagami> I hid myself here so his men would not find me, and for you guys to find me
<Alexander> How did you know we would be coming?
<Degren> but you could not g- what he said
<Kappa_Yagami> Korrin was alarmed from the moment you guys started fighting.
<Degren> Mmm, korn
<Kappa_Yagami> He could monitor every last part of the fortress by himself.
<Degren> Well, with a name like korn, he must have a lot of EARS!
<Alexander> Wait there's security cameras here!?
<Kappa_Yagami> The equilivent of security cameras
<Kappa_Yagami> Anyways, let's make haste
<Alexander> No, lets make corn.
<Alexander> Er
<Alexander> Alrighty.
<Degren> Onward! TO TREASURE
* Kappa_Yagami leaves the storage room, only to be hit by a loading screen.
<DM> Suckers
<Alexander> Ha
<DM> SESSION END
<Degren> RIP