/mlp/ anthem

Praise the sun
Double the fun
Inside Rainbow Dash I want to cum.

Honor the moon
Kill Silver Spoon
Celestia's piss is a Sunny-D monsoon.

Fear the stars
Crasher of cars
Twilight Sparkle has SARS.

Crystal pepsi may be the best
But Sunny D will Beat the Rest
And Twilight Sparkle will still fail her test
and thus she'll be banished to the west

This is gonna be a great run!
As long as Carlos doesn't make a bad pun!
All the pandering this weekend, there will be a ton!
But wait! I've yet to test my new gun!

Praise the Sun, Moon, and Stars, bringers of joy to our board
Certainly we can call them our lord
And as long as we can keep watch upon Discord
I don't have to hold the door anymore.
And with that we all cum inside Candenza, Mi Amore
Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur