Uplift RPG Session #52.6 (Jee Personal Quest)

I mean Let's begin.

Its been a day since of the removal of the gorrilla meenance.

And a huge celebration/wedding is happening.

Jee-Still Waki: ( "Lunar bless, next. Lunar bless, next. Lunar bless...")
( At what point does a tribe become less of a tribe and more of a recognized civilization? )

Gaven C. (GM): (when you get more off lander tech.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Suppose. We got enough arms for every single person here though. )

You See Eff handling the marrage of your tribe. Telling of the blessedness of this day for these loving couples.

Eff: "And Lunar and hnnn.... Zill will bless this day with the loved that is shared with their believers, amen!"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Lunar and Zill bless."
"Hhh... All went well, sister?"

Eff: "Yes sista, the hnnn Hyena girls seem nice and ive been readin da good of of theirs.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh? What have you learned of their god?"

Eff: "They like fightin, I hope it wont be leadin too relationship figting... and that the well... prefer the "Birthday suit.""

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... It is... Strange. Hhhhh... I hope they keep... Eeeehhhhh... Relationships in tents."
( Sex while camping is fucking in tents )

Eff: "I hope that isn't meaning hnnn... we all don't have to Hnnnn.... be All natural."

Gaven C. (GM): (Ha.)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhh... I think it will be OK, sister."

It seems like Dea was pretty accepting of their beliefs.

But lets see how the other tribes are doing and other festives!

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I am not comfortable with Dea's... willingness... Hhhhh... But at least he's happy with life-partner."
"Hhhh... Just... Try not to look. Eeehhhhh..." Jee mutters

Gaven C. (GM): (Living with nudist is always always hard the first week.)

Also Otters are givving free swimming lessons.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Nudists always lose when it comes to strip poker )
( Is that a safety net? )

Gaven C. (GM): (To kep people from going down stream and to have them be safe yeah.)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... The net is smart. Hhh... I will have to take up lessons soon." Jee muses as she watches the otters.
( How's the lizards? )

Waterlou: "Okay! I'm Chief Waterlou and for all of your help and alliance I'll help YOU to learn how to swim like us!"

Jee-Still Waki: ( Seems equal to learning how to use guns )
( Then again, a gorilla did get fucked getting tossed into the river, so fair's fair. )

Jee roll strength!

Jee-Still Waki: ( Hoh wait, fuck )
rolling 1d100+5
(10)+5= 15
( Jee has a strength of 1 )

You sink like a rick it it wasnt for Waterlou! He picks you up in mist of your spashing and screaming as it seems everyone is is doing better with drowning with style.

Waterlou: "No Jee no you don't do it- No Jee stop splashing!"

Jee-Still Waki: "HHHH! HHHH! Hhhh! Hhhhh! Hhhhhh... Thhhhank you... Hhhh..." Jee gasps out
( Carrying all of the gear in one rucksack and attempting swimming was not the brightest of ideas )

You see water Lou Place a floating log in the river "Okay Jee, hold onto this log it will help you float and use your legs and kick!"

Gaven C. (GM): Roll +25.

Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d100+25+5
(91)+25+5= 121
( Was almost hoping for another 1 )
( And sink while holding the log )

With this log acting sorta like a watterwing, you kick and paddle with you legs, "Thats it Jee come on!"

You reached the edgo of the river.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhhh... Hhhhh..." Jee pants, claws digging into the log to avoid slipping back down into the water.

Waterlou: "Okay now without the log Jee."

Jee-Still Waki: ( Another strength roll? )
Roll+15

Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d100+15
(26)+15= 41

Waterlou: "No Jee no, you don't drink the water!"

Jee-Still Waki spits out water as she paddles through the river, head bobbing in and out of the water. "Whhhhhat is it that I do then?!"

Jee-Still Waki: ( Olympic swimmers make it look like they're taking a big bite out of the water )

Waterlou: "Just keep on praticing!"

Keep on swimming

Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d100+15
(35)+15= 50

Gaven C. (GM): (Keep on doing this until you get swimming skill!)

Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d100+15
(78)+15= 93
( Eventually I'll get a good roll )

You see that the rest of the people learning are actually swimming while you're drowinng.

Until You mannage to finally not die from it by paddling over to the overside without Waterlou having to worry about your helth!

You know how to swim!

Jee-Still Waki: ( Wonder what actual bats do in water )
"Hhhh... Hhhhh... Thank you, Waterlou."

Gaven C. (GM): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62T-Ht_jWHE
(Swim)

Jee-Still Waki: ( That looks rad as shit )

Actions?

Jee-Still Waki thanks Waterlou for the lessons and goes to check on the lizard tribe.

You Iceboolfing looking at the gun and soon all around.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... All is well, Iceblood?"

Iceblood: "Oh yeah I'm fine, so nice pay we got here now.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Nice pay? )

Gaven C. (GM): place soory

Iceblood: "And we're glad that we answered your call to battle agints those filthy apes."
"It makes us even for the saving you did tous from those offlanders back then huh?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I thank you for being with us."
"And yes... I would hope so, Iceblood."

Iceblood: "Yeah."
"So, did those filthy apes save any sorta rigigious stuuf of your durring their time here?"

Jee-Still Waki: ( Rigigious? )
( What sorta pokemon is he talking about? )

Gaven C. (GM): religious
(Sorry, probably getting dislexia.)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I can only hope. Hhh... Me and si- my sister, Eff, need to look in the cave to see what survived so many generations of ape misuse... Hhh..."

Gaven C. (GM): Head to cave?

Jee-Still Waki: ( Sure. )
( Sorry, should I say something? _

Gaven C. (GM): (uhh, lost cave.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( You mean the map or we're just there? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Like I would warp ya to inside the cave.)

The cave

You see piles of gorilla weapons and armor and engraving of their god of war and death.
defile engraving?

Jee-Still Waki: ( What else would I do to it? )
( Sorry. was getting an audio recorder. )

You get a chizzle and chip off all of the engravings of him, probably pissing off garth for not being able to write it down, but you hate him so yeah.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Eh, screw him. )
( We made bigger history anyway with a hailstorm of boolets )
( Explore the rest of the cave? )

YOu see piles of sreaps, petty obsolete and smashed statue.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Can I roll perception to try and see what the statue represents? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Yeah.)

Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d100+10+80
(23)+10+80= 113

Jee-Still Waki shifts through the smashed statue pieces. "Hhh... Sister. Does this look familiar to you?"

Gaven C. (GM): (the boost are the only reason you live and win.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( Big brain )

Eff: "Daths the..."

Jee-Still Waki: ( The only actual balanced character is Mart. Freakin' Jakob is all brawn and speed, but a mind of 3 I think. )
( Jee's the exact opposite )

Seeing wing cavings and other bat features smashed on the ground you can tell it was a stute of Lunar.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Sister. This is... Was a statue of Lunar."

Eff: "...Yee hee... But we will make new one and protect it."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... OK, sister."
( Check for anything left? Starting to look like the whole thing was ransacked and busted decades ago. )

Sure, Give another perception roll.

Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d100+10+80
(5)+10+80= 95
( Big brain baybee )

You find a smashed up phone from one of the offlanders they killed you bet.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh..." Jee murmurs as she picks up the broken phone.

Sadly there are no bomb bits.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Guessing that's all from the cave? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Yeah.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( As for the phone, I can probably fix it, or at least get it to a state of function. )
( Not sure the reason to, other than something to hand over to Eff to goof around with. )
( Or trading materials )

Gaven C. (GM): (Yeah.)

Eff: "Well, at least feast will cheer up smashing of Lunar statue."

Jee-Still Waki: ( I have one functional phone, so I can probably replace what pieces I need to. )
"Hhh... Yes. I almost can't wait, sister."
( Eh, might as well. Make a quick roll to try and fix up the phone? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Sure.)

Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d100+30+80
(28)+30+80= 138

The phone is on despite the cracked screen, no case, exposed wires, battery acid probably leaking.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Probably not a good thing to give Eff. Then again, she's smart, she'll probably know not to drink the battery acid. )
( Search for anything relatively interesting before giving it to Eff to toy with? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Sure.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( What would I roll? Electronics again? )

Gaven C. (GM): (Ehh, perseption.)

Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d100+10+80
(74)+10+80= 164

You find many apps, games, getting internet service, photos of he loved ones...

It seems like he was an merc.

Jee-Still Waki: ( No doubt dead now. Anyway )
"Hhhh... Sister. I got this offlander tool to work. Hhh... Do you want it?"

Gaven C. (GM): (Give to Ess to watch brain melting edumacation.)

Eff Picks it up and starts looking at it.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Give it to Ess to watch Spiderman baby finger papa finger videos and play "Extract the baby from Frozen's Elsa" )

Fried: "Master Jee The feast is soon about to start."

Jee-Still Waki: "Oooh, thhhank you Fried. Hhhhave the other chhhefs been good?"

Gaven C. (GM): "Yes, in fact it was Miss ZalaShisa and you brother Dea who brough home the meat for the feast."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh... I saw the beast from over the river. Hhh... But thank you Fried, me and Eff will be down."
"Hhh... Shall we join them, sister?"

Attention everyone, The fresh game from the new lovely wedded couple Zalashisa & Dea is fully cooked, the feast can now begin!:

Gaven C. (GM): rolling 1d100 + 100
(36)+100= 136

Jee-Still Waki: ( And this roll was for? )

Gaven C. (GM): (How good the food is.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( On what scale? 101-200? )
( Ah well, your job to describe how great or bad it is )

Gaven C. (GM): Each 20 past 60 makes it better.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( So that's about 3 and a half betters )

Gaven C. (GM): (yeah, 3.5 starts i guess.*

Jee-Still Waki descends from the cave to join in the festivities.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Something just feels right about having an entire posse of a group ready to whoop ass )

Gaven C. (GM): (Its like the end of return of the jedi but more hartier.

Jee-Still Waki: ( Not sure what to really do other than mingle. Maybe check on Dea and Jee's parents. )

You go thru the crowd, brushing agint many people while carring your food.

Jee-Still Waki: "Brother Dea! Hhhhhow are things with you and life-partner?"
( Ayo who these fools? )
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teRzkaURkeo )

Jee you see offlanders on your ground!

Axl Greez: "Hhh... Hhhhh!" Jee hisses, turning her attention to the new arrivals. "Hhhhhey! What are you doing on our grounds?"

Dea: "New life mate is beautiful and nice as she is strong Jee! Wait where you goi._"

unknown: "Well, ancy to meet you here."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh? Answer question! And whhhat do you mean?"
( Roll perception to get a better look at the offlanders? )

Gaven C. (GM): Sure

Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d100+10+80
(27)+10+80= 117

You see the horn from the head and the horn face and the... well somehow Zalashisa is more moddest with wearing anything.

Gaven C. (GM): Nothing

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh... Hhhh...? Wait..."

Fried: "Miss Joanna? Is that you?"

Joanna: "Of course it's me, Who else?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Whhhat are you doing here?"

You Fried jog thru the rivver running ot to pick up Joanna and hug her.

Fried: "Oh Master Jee Miss Joanna is still alive!"

Jee also you think you see heally from that one tribe.

Jee-Still Waki: "..

Joanna: "Searching for that son of a bitch Ramiel So I can teach him a lesson."

Jee-Still Waki: "...... Hhhheally? Wh-What? Whhho are these others you're with?"

Fried is now hugging Joanna like a reunion from one of her movie.

Jee-Still Waki grimaces at the mention of Ramiel. "Hhh... Hhhhe is not here."

Jee-Still Waki: ( Sorry, gimme a few minutes. Workimg radio )

Joanna: "My hunters."

Fried: "Oh miss Joanna how I so missed you! How did you manage to survive?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhunters?"

Joanna: "It was hard but I had to looks back at her hunters Train up few people to help me out with it."
"Yes hunters. So I can hunt down that Gecko."

Jee-Still Waki: ( Gecko? )

Gaven C. (GM): (ramiel.)

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... But Ramiel... I don't know where he is now. Hhh... Me and Fried left after he... Hhh... Wanted to travel to the core of a planet."
"Hhh... Thhat was long ago."

Fried: "Yeah Miss Joanna, He sorta left after we refused to blow up Eo"

Joanna Scream "I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL I SEE HIM UNDER MY FOOT!"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh... Calm down, Joanna. Hhh... He can be anywhere by now."
"Hhh... I left that behind me. I don't want to bring it back into my life."

Fried: "Yeah Miss Joanna, we sorta gave u on the whole adventuring stuff."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I wanted to go home. Back to family. Hhh... "

Joanna doesn't look all that phased "And I want my revenge on the man that left me here for months."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Is that not Ramiel's fault too?"

Joanna: a "IT IS HIS FAULT!

Gaven C. (GM): He wanted to leave me here for a while."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh? Hhh... I am sorry to hear that, Joanna."

Fried: "Miss Joanna, you could barry the hatchet and live with us."

Joanna: "No I'm going back, I'm going back to Logos then searching for him and punishing him in the end I just need a ship."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I... Hhh... Yes. You can stay if wanted."
"Hhh..."
"Hhh... There are ports where you can go, Joanna."
"Hhh... But I wont be helping you with your hunt. I have my own places, and I never want to have dealing with... Hhh..."

Joanna: "Fine by me. And I've tried finding these ports but I'm too busy fighting off mercs.:

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Fighting off mercs? Whhhhy?"

Joanna: "Maybe because that bitch bribed them to attack me? I don't know."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I can point you the way, but... Is thhhis what you really want? Hhhhe is gone. Left our lives. Never to be seen again. Hhhhh..."

Fried: "Miss Joanna you didn't do anything... questionable again did you?"

Joanna: "I DID NOT! It's all Ramiel's fault!"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... And the ones following you? They join you of their own want?"

Heally: "Well, I did."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh? I... Eeeehhhh... And the others?"

Joanna glares back at them like a a cue to give a trained answer.
They say they joined on their "Own Will."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhhh..."

Fried: "Joanna, are they at least "Willing" Offlanders?"

Joanna shrugs

Fried: "Miss Joanna maybe this is why Ramiel left you behind. Not to insult you, you're a nice person hust that well, what you did had...'flaws' to put it."
it seems like you're missing the party

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I'm starting to suspect I shouldn't tell you of where the ports are."

Joanna: "I'm fine.

Gaven C. (GM): Trust me."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhhhh..."
"Joanna. What will you do after killing Ramiel?"

Joanna: "Go back to making flms."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh..."

Fried: "I take that you're 'hunters' Will star in the Joanna..."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I can show you where to go Joanna. Hhh..."

Fried: "Jee, You don't mind the ''Hunters'' Miss Joanna have?"

Joanna: "Okay good I want to get off this rock."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Joanna. The ones that are with you thhhat want to leave... Hhh... You should let them go."

Joanna She glares back at them

They all seems to be forced to agree to the staying, except Heally.

Jee-Still Waki: "Joanna... Hhh... What's keeping them from betraying you when you least expect it?"
( inb4 a bomb )
( *in their dick )

Jee-Still Waki: srry radio
Give me 3 minutes
Sorry
Got 10 sec break

Gaven C. (GM): Its fine.

Jee-Still Waki: Back

Joanna looks at them

Joanna: "I wonder..."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Joanna, listen. Hhh... You were... Hhh... A strange person to work with, but... Hhh... I don't want to see you get yourself killed to get revenge on... Hhhhh... Ramiel."

Fried: "Yes Jee, Miss Joanna I don't want you to die on revenge! You should just at least go home to you family and loved ones!"

Joanna: I'll be fine. "He needs to pay, sides I have a girl to go back to."

Eff: "Sista Jee whats with chatting with offlanders?"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hh? Oh, yes... Hhh... You mentioned a possum..."
"Hhh? Hhh... The horse-lady was... I was with her and others after leaving tribe."

Joanna: "A boar...On Logos..."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hh? Hhh... How many others are you planning to kill, Joanna?"

Joanna: "I never said Kill"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh..."

Joanna says"Wait are you Thinking I'm gonna kill my girl?"

Gaven C. (GM): Joanna laughs

Eff: "They... The nice offlanders?"
"They can join celebration if they want."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I'll tell you later, sister. Please- Hhhh..."
"Hhh... I wont stop you, Joanna. But... I hope this is what you really want to do. It took a long time for me to realize I did not want to leave family... Hhh... I'll show you where the port is. Hhh... Would you want to join us for a feast before leaving?"

Yes Master Jee, Since you been here for so long maybe you need some form or relaxation and celebration.:

Fried: "Yes Master Jee, Since you been here for so long maybe you need some form or relaxation and celebration."

Joanna wanlks over to the party and starts well parting.

Jee-Still Waki: radio again, brb

Fried rushes over to the food he setted up and hands Joanna and her '''hunters'''' Food that he made. "Oh Joanna I hope the taste of my cooking well please you after all this time without it!"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I am surprised to see you have survived so long on your own, Joanna. Hhh..."
"Hhhh... I suppose your... Hhh... Augment, is to thank."

Joanna: "Dry rations don't taste bad after a while"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... You are always welcomed here, Joanna."
"Hhh... But let me know when you want to leave. I will show you where to go."

Fried: "Please Miss Joanna, give it a taste, I miss cooking for you."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh? Why her in particular, Fried?"

Fried: "Jee well she was, my former master before Ramiel left her behind, I missed her."

Gator (GM): Yo!

Jee-Still Waki: Hey

Gaven C. (GM): Hey, you missing the return of Joanna, "superstar"
""superster.""

Gator: Ugh.

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... I did not know you would miss an old own- Hhh... Master."

Joanna eats the meal, looking back at her hunters "They deserve a reward as well"

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Reward? Hhhhhh..."

Fried: "Please don't be referring to well... THAT Joanna."
"Only 1/4 of the people here believe in slavery, and they're married."

Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Yes, Joanna. Are they not equals? Hhh..."

Gator: (So the war is over?)

Gaven C. (GM): (It was the 1 sec war.)

Jee-Still Waki: ( It was the Flash War )

Joanna: "I'm their Leader."
Jee-Still Waki: ( It started in a flash and crack of thunderous lightning, and then it was over. )
"Hhh... And I am the Shaman of my tribe, but I do not make choices for my tribe without speaking to them. Hhh... They are free to say what they wish to say."
Garth Millano: (So Jo is leader of which tribe? The apes?)
Jee-Still Waki: ( What apes? )
Gaven C. (GM): (The mad max loking tribe.)
Jee-Still Waki: ( They're gone. )
Garth Millano: (Right. And now she wants to kill Ramiel?)
Jee-Still Waki: ( To say they were brutually shot down and killed is an understatement )
Garth Millano: (oof)
Gaven C. (GM): (Cause He left her behind according to her.)
Garth Millano: (Well,'all aboard' isn't just a noise you shout.)
Gaven C. (GM): (She ran off chasing Van, its her fault.)
Garth Millano: (Anyway, is this a problem that can be solved by throwing her in the river?)
Gaven C. (GM): (Well, she didn't do anything ainst the tribe, she can swim and there is the swiming training net up.)
Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Wait... Joanna, where... Were you when... Hhhh... Ramiel left?"
Garth Millano: (Chasing down her victims)
(Switching to tablet)
Joanna: "I was off chasing our sadlt short term friend Van."
"I'm sure he's glad that I managed to reunite with him right?"
Heally: "Yeah, yeah..."
Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Joanna, I... Think we thought you were gone. That's why we left... Hhh... As much as I want to see filthy, idiot, slimy, trash lizard... Hhh... Ramiel get punishment... I think he did not leave you."
Joanna: "LISTEN, I KNOW THAT SCALIE ASSHOLE LEFT ME OF THIS ROCK OUT OF SPITE!"
Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhhhhow? I hhhhhate him more than you think, but how do you know?"
Garth Millano: "What a which job." I say with a shrug.
Joanna shows a really pissed off face.
Gaven C. (GM): (which job?)
Garth Millano: (autocorrect for 'wack')
Joanna scowls at Garth.
Joanna: "Why, did he leave you off on some asteroid and left without you?"
Garth Millano: "Sounds like you can off when everyone was prepping to leave. Pilots are usually personal valets, you know."
Joanna: "Shut it, I thought you killed all the apes Jee."
Jee-Still Waki: "What? Hhhhe wanted to risk destroying an ENTIRE PLANET! Hhhhhe wanted to play along with crazy mentor to steal ship! HHHHHE LEFT ME AND FRIED TO DIE WHILE HE LOCKED HIMSELF OFF IN HIS SHIP AND DARED TO COMPLAIN WHEN WE PROTECTED OURSELVES!"
Joanna: "Any you see WHY I need to find him and punish is reckless ass?"
Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh! Hhhh! Hhhhh
Garth Millano: "Let me explain something I learned in Stonesome Prison."
"Not even a prison bitch will wipe your ass"
Jee-Still Waki: "...Hhh. Fine. Go. Leave. Waste life finding slimy lizard to kill him."
Garth Millano: "You to got a problem and are blaming him because something happened."
Joanna: "I assume you had a bitch boy you were in love with there."
Jee-Still Waki: "Offlander. You stay out of affairs you not know." Jee glares at Garth
Joanna: "Yeah, So what else did ya do besides tolerate the Stupid Scalie Ramiel?"
Garth Millano: "That's professor, but we'll talk on that later."
Jee-Still Waki: "I left! I went home! Hhhh! I decided enough was enough and went back to family! I was happy!"
"I left Ramiel! I left crazy mentor! I left stupid technology and stupid humans and stupid people who think stupid humans are good! I left it all! Hhh... Hhhh..."
Garth Millano: "Except your cybernetics, that was kind of impossible."
Jee-Still Waki: "Offlander filth. Quiet
Garth Millano: "No, I don't think I'll be quiet. Thanks for your input."
Joanna: "Oh yeah, whats with those visors if you hate tech so much now and used runs to kill your enemies?"
Gaven C. (GM): guns*
Garth Millano: "Peer pressure."
Joanna: "Listen WERE tying to talk."
Jee-Still Waki: "I cannot take them back! I cannot remove my eyes! Hhhh... Hhhh... I do not hate tech. I hate stupid people like Ramiel who use them... Hhh... Stupid people who want to risk destroying planets for tech and kill everyone on it. Hhh..."
Garth Millano: "And doing poorly, I might add. You want the guy dead, hunt him down and do it. Cowards try to wrangle others for their murder
Joanna: "I'm not going to kill him, I'm going to punish him."
Garth Millano: "I should also point out you just killed a tribe with technology, your best friend is technology, and I'm sure there are other instances... I apologise, I don't know you that well."
Joanna: "And Jee, I will promise that asshole know as Ramiel to be dealth with if you give me derections to the nearest landing pad."
"SHUT, IT, NOW."
Garth Millano: "You said you were going to kill him like a minute ago."

Jee-Still Waki shoots Garth a furious glare. "Hhh... Hhh... I just want to leave it all behind, Joanna."
Garth Millano: "Also, no."
Joanna: "Listen you ape, I'm NOT GOING TO KILL HIM! I'm going to capture him and PUNISH him."
"I'm not Dragging you along Jee."
Garth Millano: "'punish'" and if he refuses? Or daresay calls the police?"
Joanna: "I just need directions to a landing pad and I be off so I don't have to deal with your asshole friend."
Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh... Hhhh... Hhhh... It's... It's over the waterfall. Hhh... Down the river... Hhh... Through a small tribe in the trees... Hhh... There's a dirt path there that goes there... Hhh... Three days away."
Joanna: "You know 'punish'."
"Thanks Jee, now I'll tell you when I get Rameil and give him his just desserts."
Garth Millano: "No. I've been in the real world were we actually solve our problems through words or violence, not some weird upper class kink."
Jee-Still Waki: "Hhhh... No. No. Just... Go."
Garth Millano: "No, I've still got some work to do."
Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Offlander. Leave. You're not welcome here."
"None of you are."
Joanna: "Well I never wanted to be on this planet EVER! I hate Sarah for sending up to this place."
Jee-Still Waki: "Hhh... Leave. Hhh... Leave and never come back."
Joanna: "Good I will, and keep that malfunctioning tin can while your at it."
Garth Millano: (Garth, Joanna, or both? Or does she mean everyone?)
Jee-Still Waki: ( Offlanders. All of em )
The Mad Maxine crew leaves.
Jee-Still Waki: ( Garth, Joanna, her posse )
Garth Millano: (Garth is going to be abit of a pin prick on that point.)


Garth Millano: "No. I helped you with that plague, I scouted the ape tribe's weakness. You and I had a deal, and you know what happens to deal-breakers here."

You see all of the tribals with guns, also hating your attitude.
Jee-Still Waki: "I GAVE YOU WHAT YOU WANTED! LEAVE! AND NEVER COME BACK!" Jee screeches.
Garth Millano: "I want to peck through the huts here, try to track their lineage since there weren't any survivors."

Garth Millano: (were there survivors)
(actually it is cannon to not break a deal on Pao)
Jee-Still Waki: ( What part of "turned into a thin gruel being an understatement" is missed? )
Gaven C. (GM): (Okay, does 19854 damage sound survivable?)
Garth Millano: (what's a gruel?)
Gaven C. (GM): (paste)
Jee-Still Waki: ( And the deal was met, it was go to the ape tribe, learn of them, come back, you get bat tribe history in return )
( All of the bat history and religion was given. )
( There were no other conditions on the deal )
Gaven C. (GM): (Yeah that WAS the deal.)
Garth Millano: (I thought my character only got some of that, not all.)
Gaven C. (GM): 9you asked for family history.)
Jee-Still Waki: ( I told Gaven to give you the rest of the deal last session )
Garth Millano: (I I got what I needed my grandstanding is unnecessary)
Jee-Still Waki: ( Grandstanding? )
Garth Millano: (Being a jerk.)
Jee-Still Waki: ( She hates next to all outsiders. And now that became all outsiders )
Garth Millano: (I think I missed that bit from Gaven. Well, let's say I did then!)
ZalaShisa: "Ape fuck off and stop messing with new family or I throw you into spike pIt!"
Garth Millano: Brb
Jee-Still Waki: ( Aight )
Garth Millano: Brb

Garth Millano double check his notes.
Garth Millano: "Wait, yeah, this is enough. I apologize for my temper then."
"It was nice to meet you and your family. I hope one day you can remove that stick."

Garth Millano lumbers back into the brush.
Fried: "Garth may I say something?"
Garth Millano: "Sure, I say what I want, you should too."
Fried: "With you attitude and actions I hope you come across us again I'll show you the fate of those filthy apes first hand, and goodbye."
Garth Millano: "Indeed, ah, fried I forgot something."
"Did you know your feet servos are leaking?"
Fried looks at you.
Garth Millano: (I want to throw fried in the river)
Axl Greez: ( You got 46 guns pointed your direction, man )
Garth Millano: (Your characters gave him a hard time!)
Gaven C. (GM): (Bullshit, you brouth it upon yourself garth!)
Fried: "Garth, they have lazor sights on your forhead.
Garth Millano: Going for it.
rolling 1d100+10
(
55
)+10
= 65
Gaven C. (GM): Fried is going to try to avoid.
rolling 1d100 + 20
(
49
)+20
= 69
Garth Millano: Dang it
Not I dodge
Jee-Still Waki: ( Well, you made an aggressive move. )
Garth Millano: rolling 1d100+10
(
97
)+10
= 107
(my character ain't afraid of nothing)
Gaven C. (GM): rolling 1d100 + 20
(
3
)+20
= 23
Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d100+10
(
77
)+10
= 87
Garth Millano: Also, I should point out, the tribals have zilch in weapon skills, right?
Jee-Still Waki: ( They were trained. )
Garth Millano: Well, my character dives for cover and retreats.
Gaven C. (GM): (You have 46 guns pointing at you, they're going to hit ya.)
Well Jee roll damage!
Jee-Still Waki: Let me see what that big ass dice was...
Garth Millano: Bullshit. I rolled high.
Gaven C. (GM): That was for throughing him!
Garth Millano: That was for the dodge
The throw was a miss
Gaven C. (GM): oh.
rewind a bit.
Garth Millano: Still either or.
Fried: "GET OUT NOW!"
you have all the guns pointing at you.
Garth Millano: "Kiss my-- yeesh fine. You people are truely horrible."
Jee-Still Waki: "LEAVE! AND NEVER! COME BACK!"
Garth Millano: "I'm going to come back just to piss you off!" He says from the distance.
Jee-Still Waki: rolling 1d100+10
(
97
)+10
= 107
Gaven C. (GM): (Oh no.)
Garth Millano: (parting shot?)
Jee-Still Waki: ( Firing with Red Hawk, dice 5d50+50 )
Gaven C. (GM): max ammo fire does x3 damage!
Garth Millano: Jee has a hard edge!
Jee-Still Waki: rolling 5d50+150
(
31
+
11
+
27
+
11
+
25
)+150
= 255
Gaven C. (GM): brb.
Garth Millano: Yeesh.
What's the MH lose on betrayal?
Jee-Still Waki: Well, is it really betrayal? The moment he started threatening her family she really didn't see him as an ally
Garth Millano: Nonsense, she helped you out alot he just was a jerk.
Also how much MH lose for this whole race war thing?
Jee-Still Waki: 10d10
Gaven C. (GM): (Would you fell sorry for killiung nazi?)
Jee-Still Waki: ( Personally, probably. Really depends. I mean, guy's a human and all, and depending on what sorta nazi we're talking about he was either a part of it for his country or some other reason. If it's baby killer type stuff, I mean the qualms would be next to nonexistant
But anyway, so MP loss
Gaven C. (GM): SS nazi, killing unardmed
And genuine jew hatred, not german drafted
Jee-Still Waki: ( Probably no more than I would just killing, I suppose. )
Gaven C. (GM): (Okay it says 1d10 on betrayal.)
Garth Millano: Let's make it 12d10, because you vex me!
Gaven C. (GM): Sure.
Jee-Still Waki: Alright
Gaven C. (GM): rolling 12d10 + 20
(
6
+
5
+
7
+
9
+
5
+
10
+
9
+
4
+
5
+
2
+
1
+
5
)+20
= 88
Garth Millano: And then the murder
Gaven C. (GM): Keep or you rool?
Jee-Still Waki: ( Sure, why not. )
Garth Millano: Keep
rolling 3d10
(
3
+
10
+
2
)
= 15
Did the bat or bot actually down anyone themselves?
for some reason you feel wrong for killing an asshole ape to your tribe.
Jee-Still Waki: ( I'm at -4 MP out of 150 MP. )
Gaven C. (GM): (Fried didn't fight.)
(Well, i just forgot to put him there along with r1n t1n.
Jee-Still Waki: ( I was part of the firing range, but it was a barrage of 46 guns. )
( And then the amazons came in from the side, but there wasn't anyone left. )
Gaven C. (GM): Only ones without blood on thier hands are the figting amazons ironically.
Garth Millano: So, let's say at least 3 people?
Jee-Still Waki: Well I rolled for the death of all of them
All MP on Jee, since she was the one that organized the whole thing
Gaven C. (GM): (Its hard to tell who did with with all the bullets fling.
Alse fun fact, sometimes only 1 gun is loaded durring firing lines so they dont know who killed the person.
Garth Millano: Did fried train them to shoot?
Jee-Still Waki: Both Fried and Jee
Gaven C. (GM): Yeah sure.
Garth Millano: 103 to fried then.
The guilt of war spreads to all.
Gaven C. (GM): 17
Garth Millano: Either or.
I didn't really design this system to handle war crimes.
Gaven C. (GM): (I would enjoy knowing I helped killed evil fuckers in my opinion.)
(But killing with a drone doesn't effect mp?)
Garth Millano: That's true.
Gaven C. (GM): (And they were all EVIL, its not like nagasaki or hiroshima with civilians.)
Gator: Let's put it this way:
Jee swings her revolver around before holstering it agian.
Gator: You shot my character and I'm feeling petty
Gator blows raspberry
Jee: "Pssh, nothing personal kid."
Jee-Still Waki: You were going to get shot anyway because you wanted to throw Fried into the river
Gaven C. (GM): and was an offlander pushing the limits!
Gator: Because Fried threatened him.
Which really started because he threw rocks at fried
Jee-Still Waki: You were being threatened from 46 different directions, and even from ones that don't even have guns
Gaven C. (GM): At least they'll burry your ass.
Gator: True. It's just how he was.
I'm surprised the Amazon's haven't betrayed you guys or anything.
Gaven C. (GM): Punched teacher, hers shots my tribals.
Gator: Ghetto academic life, yall
Gaven C. (GM): Okay, I think Im getting sysexia
dyslexia.
Gator: Doing okay?
Gaven C. (GM): Yeah, guys beefing typing a lot.
just
Gator: Just?
Gaven C. (GM): misstyped just as guys
maybe im just hungry.
Gator: Yeah.
today's session, celebrating, marrying, wash up actor now director visiting and more ape shooting.