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- GRACE
- Trip, when are you going to get rid of this?
- TRIP
- What, Grace... this?
- GRACE
- Yes, you know how I feel about it --
- TRIP
- I know I know I'll do it right now, alright?!
- GRACE
- You know I've had to ask you about this several --
- TRIP
- Get off my back! I'll get rid of it in just a minute!
- (Gonzalo knocks on the front door.)
- (Gonzalo knocks on the front door.)
- TRIP
- Oh, he's here!
- GRACE
- What?! You said he's coming an hour from now!
- TRIP
- No, he's right on time!
- GRACE
- Trip...!
- (Trip opens the front door.)
- TRIP
- Gonzalo!!
- TRIP
- Ah I'm so happy you could make it! We haven't seen you in so long, how's it going, man?
- GONZALO
- Hey! I brought the melons!
- (Trip closes the front door BUT I FUCKING NINJA HIM.)
- TRIP
- Uh... well you're in some kind of weird mood tonight...
- GRACE
- No, no, here we are!
- GRACE
- Gonzalo,
- GRACE
- Hi! How are you? Oh it's so nice to see you, it feels like it's been forever!
- TRIP
- Yeah, it's been too long.
- GRACE
- By the way, you look wonderful!
- GONZALO
- So do you
- GRACE
- Uh...
- GRACE
- Well, come in, make yourself at home...
- GONZALO
- Alright
- GRACE
- Oh, H-mmm (happy smile sound)
- (GONZALO sits on the couch.)
- GRACE
- Gonzalo, seeing you again makes me remember the wonderful times we all used to have.
- GRACE
- H-mmm (happy smile sound)
- TRIP
- Ye -- yeah...
- GONZALO
- We used to have so much fun
- (GONZALO gets up from the couch.)
- GRACE
- Y -- yeah, I've -- I've missed you.
- TRIP
- Huh, I just thought of something.
- GRACE
- What...
- TRIP
- There's something we need to celebrate.
- GRACE
- What do you mean?
- TRIP
- Gonzalo, remember, it was almost exactly ten years ago, tonight, that you introduced us.
- TRIP
- Senior year of college.
- GRACE
- Oh... god...
- GONZALO
- Wow, that's right!
- TRIP
- Ha ha! So we really want to thank you for years and years of...
- GRACE
- Pain.
- TRIP
- Heh heh heh... Agony.
- GRACE
- Love.
- TRIP
- Uh, yeah, love, yeah, love.
- TRIP
- Gonzalo, let me get you a drink.
- TRIP
- Good news, I just fully loaded the bar, with the real quality stuff... only the best for my guests.
- GONZALO
- Sounds good
- TRIP
- What would you like?
- TRIP
- We should have something fun,
- TRIP
- like margaritas?
- TRIP
- Ah margaritas! Yum yum!
- GONZALO
- Sounds good
- GRACE
- No no,
- GRACE
- Gonzalo, maybe you'd like some juice, or a mineral water?
- GRACE
- Okay! Trip, you heard him!
- TRIP
- Okay, okay...
- GONZALO
- I'd like the margaritas
- TRIP
- Oh, yeah, you know, I think I should fix you a real drink in not too long...
- TRIP
- In terms of drinks...
- TRIP
- Grace, you don't want to drink anything special tonight either, am I right?
- GRACE
- I'm happy to just have what our guest is having.
- TRIP
- Alright...
- GRACE
- Okay, well, you and I are getting along better tonight than I first thought!
- GONZALO
- Yeah
- TRIP
- Y -- yeah, yeah, n - no no no, wait, uh, w - what's wrong, Grace?
- (GONZALO hugs grace.)
- TRIP
- Alright Grace, yours is ready.
- GRACE
- Thank you.
- GRACE
- Oh! you're hugging me, ha ha ha...
- TRIP
- Oh that's nice Grace, our friend seems happy to see you again after so long.
- GRACE
- (clears throat)
- TRIP
- Anyway...
- TRIP
- Grace, come on, that kind of statement is not helpful...
- GRACE
- Trip, there's nothing wrong with disagreeing in front of our friend --
- TRIP
- Disagreeing?! We're NOT disagreeing. We're, we're not.
- TRIP
- (frustrated sigh) Sheejus.
- TRIP
- Gonzalo, I -- I want you to look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy...
- GRACE
- (impatient sigh) Trip, maybe our friend would prefer --
- TRIP
- Grace, just because you don't like it, doesn't mean our friend won't...
- TRIP
- Here's yours.
- GRACE
- It's good.
- GRACE
- Gonzalo, come over here and sit on the couch with me.
- (Grace sips her Grace's drink.)
- (GONZALO picks up a player's drink.)
- TRIP
- Grace...!!!
- TRIP
- Now, now, Gonzalo, in one word, what does this picture make you think of?
- GRACE
- Oh, please, Trip, don't put our friend on the spot like that.
- GONZALO
- Romance?
- TRIP
- Well, the thing is, you see, this trip to Italy... it was our second honeymoon!
- GRACE
- What? Gonzalo, Trip is absolutely exaggerating, it was simply a weekend getaway, that's all.
- (GONZALO sips his player's drink.)
- TRIP
- Goddammit, I was trying to find a way for us to spend some time together!
- (GONZALO sips his player's drink.)
- TRIP
- (frustrated sigh) So! In a word, this says...
- TRIP
- Grace wasn't with me when I took this picture, she was sulking in the hotel room.
- GRACE
- Gonzalo, come over here, you'll be more comfortable --
- TRIP
- In a -- in a -- in a word, a single word, what does this say to you?
- GONZALO
- Romance
- TRIP
- Yes, that's it! Love! Romance! I knew you'd guess it!
- (GONZALO sips his player's drink.)
- GRACE
- (short petulant sigh)
- TRIP
- Uh! Everything in Italy was so romantic... the scenery, the food, the wine... oh, and the art! The art! Isn't that right Grace?
- (GONZALO sips his player's drink.)
- (GONZALO sits on the couch.)
- GRACE
- (little sigh) Gonzalo, I liked your answer better.
- (GONZALO sips his player's drink.)
- TRIP
- Dammit, Grace, I was trying to give us a romantic weekend in Europe together!
- (GONZALO sips his player's drink.)
- (GONZALO sips his player's drink.)
- GRACE
- What is it with you and your obsession with Europe? You take enough goddamn business trips there as it is!
- (GONZALO sips his player's drink.)
- TRIP
- I'm not obsessed with Europe... I --
- GRACE
- You want to be seen as this sophisticated traveler.
- (GONZALO puts down a player's drink.)
- GONZALO
- I have no input.
- TRIP
- N - no -- uhh, see -- she wouldn't leave the hotel room!
- GRACE
- (frustrated sigh)
- GRACE
- You know, ever since we got married, Trip is forever trying to get me to buy new furniture, and redecorate,
- GRACE
- and -- and it's true, I kind of enjoy it but...
- (Grace sips her Grace's drink.)
- TRIP
- Well, yeah, it's great, everybody loves it when they come in and see our latest decoration scheme!
- (Trip sips his Trip's drink.)
- GONZALO
- You should redecorate.
- GRACE
- But, -- (interrupted)
- GRACE
- Oh, well...
- GRACE
- You know at work I waste all day designing ads for stylish objects, like this armoire,
- (GONZALO gets up from the couch.)
- GRACE
- and then it makes me think, I want to design it into my apartment...
- TRIP
- This is a really exclusive armoire, very few people own this armoire.
- (GONZALO picks up a trinket 1.)
- GRACE
- Yeah I just had to have these damn sculptures...
- GRACE
- but... dammit, now I can't take the sight of them! They're revolting!
- TRIP
- Revolting...? what? -- (interrupted)
- GONZALO
- Is this a dildo?
- GRACE
- What?
- TRIP
- Aha, I knew it, I was right Grace, you're the only one unhappy with your decorating --
- GRACE
- But, uhh, no, decorating is not... not...
- TRIP
- Grace, come on, you're so good at it!
- TRIP
- Just like you're good at your job -- you design great magazine ads! Can't you see that?
- (GONZALO puts down a trinket 1.)
- TRIP
- Ahh, this is bullshit!
- GRACE
- Ahh, no, you're full of shit!
- GRACE
- Obsessed with Europe...
- GRACE
- You never... call me when you're on your business trips! You never call me, you know that?
- TRIP
- (little impatient sigh) Gonzalo, I...
- TRIP
- (frustrated sigh) -- (interrupted)
- GONZALO
- You should really call her
- GRACE
- What, what's that, what are you saying?
- TRIP
- Goddamn italy...
- TRIP
- I try to reach out to you, I try to be romantic with you, but you're cold, and distant! I do, I really try!
- GRACE
- Oh, sure, yeah!
- GRACE
- Obsessed with Europe...
- GRACE
- You so desperately want to be high class! So badly!
- TRIP
- Oh, god...!
- GRACE
- Okay, you know what, Gonzalo,
- GRACE
- I need to ask you something.
- TRIP
- Grace --
- GRACE
- Trip, let me ask our guest a question.
- GRACE
- Gonzalo, yes or no...
- GRACE
- In a marriage, shouldn't one person try to make their spouse a better person, even if they don't want it?
- TRIP
- What?
- GRACE
- I mean, even if they don't actually want it, shouldn't you help your spouse understand a better way to be?
- GRACE
- Yes or no.
- GONZALO
- They should
- GRACE
- What...?!
- GRACE
- Oh, alright... yes...
- GRACE
- Don't you see, Trip?! Our marriage... is a sham, Trip! Don't you see that? It's all fake, all pretend...
- TRIP
- Oh, god...!
- TRIP
- Yeah, go on, get out of my face!
- GONZALO
- Guys, calm down
- TRIP
- I can't stand frigging looking at you!
- TRIP
- What the... goddammit!
- TRIP
- uhh!
- GONZALO
- Calm down you two
- TRIP
- What?! What are you saying to me?
- GRACE
- What, I can't hear you, are you talking to me?
- TRIP
- What's it to you?
- TRIP
- Gonzalo, this is not normal, this has never happened. -- (interrupted)
- GONZALO
- This was supposed to be a fun tim
- GRACE
- Gonzalo, (annoyed sigh) Trip is sometimes so...
- TRIP
- Oh ho, so we're talking about me, are we?
- GRACE
- What?
- GRACE
- Damn it, Trip, you and my parents are always planning these stupid trips I have to go on.. -- (interrupted)
- (GONZALO picks up the advice ball.)
- GRACE
- All this stuff... mmm... Having all this money makes us so happy. We're so happy, aren't we Trip?
- (The advice ball reads, "Maybe Later")
- (GONZALO shakes the advice ball.)
- (The advice ball reads, "Could Be")
- (GONZALO shakes the advice ball.)
- TRIP
- Jesus, what do you want! Now you're unhappy because we're too well off?
- (The advice ball reads, "It's Definite")
- (GONZALO shakes the advice ball.)
- (The advice ball reads, "Who Knows")
- TRIP
- Gonzalo, isn't it -- isn't that ridiculous?
- (GONZALO puts down the advice ball.)
- GONZALO
- No
- GRACE
- No?
- GRACE
- Gonzalo, thank you. That helps me. Trip, see, I don't want all this stuff!
- TRIP
- (annoyed sigh)
- GRACE
- No let's -- let's focus on us, our relationship.
- GRACE
- Trip, you just pretend to like all this stuff... fancy cigars, and fine wine...
- (GONZALO sits on the couch.)
- (GONZALO gets up from the couch.)
- TRIP
- You think I'm not good enough...!
- GRACE
- I never said that! I'm saying there's more to you than all this...
- (GONZALO sits on the couch.)
- GONZALO
- Happiness is not being rich
- GRACE
- Let's talk some more about us, our relationship.
- GRACE
- You know what's so annoying, is when you pretend to be all 'romantic'!
- TRIP
- What...?
- GRACE
- Trip, it is such an act!
- TRIP
- Oh my God... Gonzalo, what... uhh...
- (GONZALO gets up from the couch.)
- GRACE
- Gonzalo, it's time that Trip finally just admits that our marriage --
- TRIP
- Grace, don't, no, you don't need to --
- GRACE
- Admits that our marriage is not --
- TRIP
- Stop it, stop it! (annoyed sigh)
- GONZALO
- You two were meant to be together
- GRACE
- Uhh...! God...!
- TRIP
- No, let's switch to talking about Grace.
- GRACE
- You know, Trip, whenever I really try to talk honestly about things, you...
- GRACE
- you don't want to hear it!
- TRIP
- What?
- GRACE
- Gonzalo, I think I'm the only one who is trying to be the most honest here.
- TRIP
- Uhh...
- GONZALO
- Grace is being more honest
- GRACE
- Ah!
- TRIP
- Gonzalo, you're saying I'm lying?
- TRIP
- Gonzalo, you're saying I'm lying?
- GRACE
- See, you lied to me when you said I'd be able to take time off from work at some point, to start painting again.
- GONZALO
- She doesn't want these things
- TRIP
- I never -- (interrupted)
- GRACE
- No?
- TRIP
- Thank you, saying that might just help her understand! Anyhow, it's true -- if you really wanted to paint art, which I don't think you do,
- TRIP
- you could do it on the weekends, instead of obsessively redecorating our apartment.
- GRACE
- Uhh...
- TRIP
- Gonzalo, if there's something about me, just tell me what it is!
- (GONZALO sits on the couch.)
- TRIP
- Grace, even though you're now a creative director at work,
- TRIP
- the truth is... you're not an artist.
- GRACE
- Uhh...!
- TRIP
- I'm sorry, you're not.
- GRACE
- Gonzalo, uhh...
- GONZALO
- The decorating here is bad
- GRACE
- Gonzalo, you see, this is what I've had to put up with, for ten goddamn years.
- GRACE
- Look, let's not focus on just me or you, let's talk about us.
- GRACE
- Trip, can't you see, it's the way you speak, the way you talk to me...!
- TRIP
- What, I'm not allowed to be angry?
- GRACE
- You tell me what to do, you don't listen.
- TRIP
- Gonzalo, I'm not telling her what to do, I'm trying to help her!
- GONZALO
- You're telling her what to do.
- TRIP
- What?
- TRIP
- See, I'm the one trying to reach out to you, Grace...
- GRACE
- Uhh...
- TRIP
- Gonzalo, if there's something about me, just tell me what it is!
- (GONZALO picks up a player's drink.)
- (GONZALO puts down a player's drink.)
- GRACE
- Let's keep the focus on us, our relationship.
- TRIP
- It's so annoying... Grace, why is it that anytime I want to do something nice for you, you resist it?
- GRACE
- Trip...
- GONZALO
- You're not being honest, Trip
- TRIP
- Ah!
- GRACE
- Gonzalo, you're saying I'm lying?
- TRIP
- See, Grace, you exaggerate, you pretend you're more unhappy -- (interrupted)
- GONZALO
- No
- GRACE
- No?
- GRACE
- Oh, thank God you disagree, that helps...
- GRACE
- Trip, don't tell me I'm pretending about any of this!
- GRACE
- GRACE
- No let's -- let's focus on us, our relationship.
- TRIP
- No, Gonzalo, I -- I know, deep down, Gr -- Grace and I...
- TRIP
- Heh... I mean... I -- I just think back to that Christmas Eve I proposed to her...
- GRACE
- Trip...
- GRACE
- Gonzalo, we... uhh...
- GONZALO
- Is that melon flavored wine?
- (GONZALO gets up from the couch.)
- TRIP
- You know what, Gonzalo, that's it, you need to leave.
- TRIP
- We invited you over, but this is just not working out.
- (GONZALO knocks on the front door.)
- (GONZALO opens the front door.)
- (Trip opens the front door.)
- TRIP
- We'll be fine -- you should just go.
- (Trip closes the front door.)
- (GONZALO knocks on the front door.)
- (GONZALO knocks on the front door.)
- (GONZALO knocks on the front door.)
- (GONZALO knocks on the front door.)
- (GONZALO knocks on the front door.)
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