Beef ruins FF7

19:55	DBean	Now, we all don't like that Genesis dude, right?
19:55	Schala	Right.
19:55	Schala	Fuck Gackt.
19:55	ProfBeef	gackt can go to hell
19:56	DBean	That some Japanese star or something?
19:56	Schala	He is a Japanese idol.
19:57	ProfBeef	Genesis is the single reason why I don't want an ff7 remake
19:57	ProfBeef	because there's a damn good chance he'll be shoehorned in
19:58	DBean	I figured it was something like that, but I don't pay attention to that stuff anyway.
19:59	Schala	They're going to add everything from the compilation in the FF7 remake.
20:00	Schala	And that FF7 remake wouldn't be as charming as the original anyway.
20:00	DBean	I just want to see Versus again.
20:00	Schala	oh, you weren't here when I ranted about versus, lol
20:00	ProfBeef	yeah, an ff7 remake would be serious business
20:00	ProfBeef	i doubt there'd be any of the comedic segments
20:01	Schala	:|
20:01	ProfBeef	instead of finding clothes to sneak into corneo's mansion, cloud just kicks the door down
20:02	Schala	Cloud wouldn't kick the door down
20:02	DBean	I just wish they'd quit making Cloud like Squall.
20:02	Schala	he'd brood at it
20:02	ProfBeef	instead of giving the option to run up the stairs in the shinra building or the front door, cloud just chucks someone through the front door
20:02	DBean	He'd probably mop... never mind.
20:02	Schala	Hahaha, I'm starting to like when we do that.
20:02	ProfBeef	instead of yuffie taking your materia for the sidequest
20:03	ProfBeef	...well ok, it'd be yuffie still
20:03	ProfBeef	running up those stairs in the shinra building though
20:03	Schala	Cloud wouldn't do anything about it.
20:03	ProfBeef	best part of the game
20:04	Schala	I totally agree.
20:04	Schala	Barret wouldn't swear like a sailor though
20:04	Schala	and he wouldn't put his sailor suit on
20:04	ProfBeef	i love how barret curses shinra for making so many stairs
20:05	ProfBeef	that line would be cut
20:05	ProfBeef	replaced with "SHINRA TOOK MY DAUGHTER"
20:05	DBean	I remember running up the stairs just to get the dialogue then going back down to break through the front door.
20:05	DBean	And never mind the Cid dialogue about the tea.
20:05	Schala	Bean, I do that too!
20:06	Schala	Run up the stairs for dialogue, and then break in through the front!
20:06	ProfBeef	cid would flip the table, then do an emotional 180 and wistfully look at his rocket and lament never being able to fly
20:06	Schala	oh god
20:06	Schala	nononono
20:06	Schala	:(
20:06	ProfBeef	with none of the heart, determination and grit in the original
20:07	ProfBeef	just "now I can never TRULY reach the skies" :( :( :(
20:07	DBean	I always just imagined Barret listening to that dialogue and going, "Damn. That dude curses a lot." or something.
20:07	ProfBeef	Shera also dies
20:07	ProfBeef	giving Cid an emotional drive to defeat shinra
20:08	ProfBeef	because they were already married
20:08	DBean	Ha-ha to that visual.
20:08	Schala	...
20:08	Schala	Beef
20:08	Schala	why are you ruining FF7
20:08	ProfBeef	i'm just preparing us for the worst
20:09	ProfBeef	oh yeah
20:09	ProfBeef	the turks all hate their job and truly love the planet
20:09	ProfBeef	but because shinra is blackmailing them, they have to do what they have to do
20:09	Schala	BEEF = TORIYAMA CONFIRMED
20:09	Schala	oh god
20:10	ProfBeef	and Rude doesn't go mute because he doesn't like talking
20:10	ProfBeef	shinra took his voice as punishment for a job gone bad
20:10	ProfBeef	that's why Reno has to fight
20:10	ProfBeef	he'll someday break free of the shinra chains that bind them all so he can find a way to get Rude's voice back
20:10	Schala	god
20:10	Schala	stop this
20:11	Schala	wtf
20:11	Schala	nononono
20:11	Schala	Why would Reno care that much about Rude's voice
20:11	ProfBeef	because, schala
20:11	ProfBeef	they're brothers
20:11	Schala	what
20:11	ProfBeef	just think about how good ff7 will look when all of this doesn't happen
20:11	DBean	Did Rude talk in Advent Children?
20:12	Schala	um.
20:12	Schala	I think Crispin Freeman said a few things
20:12	DBean	Oh, and of course, Tseng or Rufus don't die either.
20:12	Schala	Rufus didn't die
20:12	Schala	Neither did Tseng
20:12	DBean	Well, it looked like they did in FF7.
20:12	Schala	Did you watch Advent Children, Bean?
20:12	Schala	Rufus is in a wheelchair
20:12	Schala	Tseng is still present
20:12	ProfBeef	there will be no 2nd cait sith
20:12	DBean	No, I mean it looked like they died in FF7 then came back in Advent Children.
20:12	Schala	bullshit
20:12	ProfBeef	the original one will barely make it out of the temple
20:13	Schala	Ohhh, okay, I getcha, Bean.
20:13	ProfBeef	he'll realize that he's not just a toy, but he actually has a soul
20:13	DBean	And Cloud will definitely not strike Aeris/Aerith... however you want to spell her name.
20:13	ProfBeef	and with his new resolve, he vows to defend the planet at all costs
20:13	Schala	Aerithsisisis
20:13	Schala	I like Aeris better. It looks prettier.
20:13	DBean	I spell it with the "s". It
20:13	Schala	...
20:13	DBean	fdlkafkldsa
20:13	Schala	Hahahahaha
20:13	DBean	I was going to go with better.
20:13	Schala	Gosh.
20:14	DBean	Not prettier at least.
20:14	Schala	You're pretty~
20:14	DBean	good?
20:14	ProfBeef	i'm trying to think of a way to Toriyama vincent, but
20:14	Schala	,,,yes
20:14	DBean	*Ocelot taunt*
20:14	ProfBeef	i think the games do a good enough job of that without me
20:14	Schala	Hahaha.
20:14	Schala	Yup. Dirge is basically that
20:15	ProfBeef	i think that's enough story-ruining for me
20:15	ProfBeef	i actually made myself sad lol
20:15	Schala	Thanks a lot Beef!
20:15	Schala	you were hurting a lot of us