turtle tard

12:42 AM - turtle master: what
12:42 AM - Beebou: Hey why the fuck did you call me Beebs in that match?
12:42 AM - Beebou: Why did you call me that nickname?
12:42 AM - turtle master: ;)
12:42 AM - Beebou: How did you know that?
12:42 AM - Beebou: I was rewatching it
12:42 AM - Beebou: Why did you call me Beebs?
12:43 AM - turtle master: ;)
12:44 AM - turtle master: its a secret
12:44 AM - Beebou: You guessed faggot
12:44 AM - turtle master: wrong
12:44 AM - turtle master: :)
12:44 AM - Beebou: I don't believe you
12:44 AM - turtle master: ok :)
1:06 AM - Beebou: Why do you mess with people?
1:07 AM - turtle master: ;)
1:07 AM - Beebou: Is it fun?
1:07 AM - Beebou: I don't understand
1:09 AM - Beebou: A group of toiroises is called a creep
1:10 AM - Beebou: Tortoises inspired the Ancient Roman military
1:10 AM - turtle master: i asked for turtle facts sorry
1:10 AM - Beebou: "Testudinal" means "pertaining to or resembling a tortoise or tortoise shell"
1:10 AM - Beebou: A tortoise is a turtle, but a turtle isn't a tortoise
1:11 AM - Beebou: Tortoises have an exoskeleton AND an endoskeleton
1:11 AM - Beebou: The scales on the carapace are called scutes
1:11 AM - Beebou: The lighter the shell, the warmer the origin of a turtle
1:11 AM - turtle master: u know ur fucking autistic right
1:11 AM - Beebou: They can't swim, but tortoises can hold their breath for a long time
1:12 AM - Beebou: Sulcatas are one of the most popular per toirtoises, and one of the biggest
1:12 AM - Beebou: Turtles reach sexual maturity with size, not age
1:12 AM - Beebou: There are your ten facts
1:12 AM - Beebou: Now tell me
1:12 AM - turtle master: no
1:13 AM - turtle master: ur fucking stupid lmfao im laughing at you
1:14 AM - Beebou: I told you ten facts about turtles
1:14 AM - Beebou: Why did you call me Beebs?
1:14 AM - turtle master: i want 100 facts about turtles
1:14 AM - Beebou: Forget that dumbass
1:17 AM - turtle master: send me a picture of you fucking a turtle
1:23 AM - turtle master: ur basically the dumbest person alive arent u