One shot idea: Anon is gay, but Rainbow Dash has no idea, and none of the obvious signs stop her from trying to fuck Anon. And the only reason Anon hangs out with her, is becuase he thinks that she's a dyke, beucase Rainbows.
>be rainbow
>at the pool
>you came here with anon to cool off, cause its hella hot out
>you've been friends with him for a couple months now, and you were hoping to be something more
>ya, its strange wanting to date 'the human', but it really feels like theres something more, that trancends mere speciesm
>that, and hes also really hot
>you look down and see something stirring in the water
>Anon pops out in front of you, water dripping down from his hair, cascading down his chest, down to his..
>"hey, whats happening"
"uh.. nothing much. just in the pool, doing.. pool things"
>"hey, thats great! but you gotta go beyond the pool dash. theres plenty of mares sitting on the pool deck, tanning, rubbing lotion on themselves. Do they do that here?"
"wha- no. whats lotion? some human thing?"
>"ya, sure. what about masseges?"
"uh.. ya, they do that, I guess"
>"great! go on then, you got mares waiting. I'm gonna do a few laps. lates!"
"no wait-"
>and hes gone
>that crazy rainbow
>still won't admit she likes mares
>you hope she comes out soon
>she would be a lot happier if she did
>as for you..
>"hey there. you here for the lifeguard lessons?"
>a light blue stallion leaning out of an office
"not exactly. I wanted to ask if could get some.. special training?"
>his eyes light up, and he beckons you inside
>"oh? what kind of.. training.. did you have in mind?"
>you lean over him, and brushing the light purple mane from his eyes you softly whisper
"maybe we could start with.. cpr?"
>you couldn't be happier