Anon Succubus

>Be Anonymous, shitposter extraordinaire
>Right now you were very drunk, after getting home from a very long day at your boring job
>You hated every minute of it, but it payed the bills and you hadn't found anything better
>You sighed, wondering where your life went wrong, and took another swig of alchohol
>You had failed at everything you tried to do in life, and only barely managed to scrape by on the shitty wages from your job
>Your only solace in life was a cartoon about pastel colored ponies, but tonight not even Pinkie Pie's crazy antics could cheer you up.
>Enough was enough, you would end your miserable existence tonight.
>You stumbled across your tiny apartment, knocking over things in your way as you grabbed the pistol you kept in your nightstand.
>You had come very close to pulling the trigger a couple times already, but had been too much of a coward
>Tonight you would not be a coward.
>Pulling the gun to your mouth, you count to three and pull on the trigger hard.
>....

>Be Purple Smart
>Celestia had entrusted the deciphering of some mysterious and ancient texts that were found in the newly discovered lands to the west of Equestria
>You had made progress in figuring out how the unique alphabet the texts used, but had not been able to understand their meaning just yet
>One particular part described some sort of ritual involving a diagram drawn in magical fire
>At least that's what you assumed based on the illustrations that accompanied the foreign words
>Seeking any sort of lead as to what the texts were used for, you replicated the ritual as closely as you could, and began sounding out words on the page
>"Arkosh izh-domosh, Ay non-O-mous. Ozkavosh icha sek doq sa Ozh."
>The fiery symbol you drew on the floor roared loudly and changed to a sickly green color as you spoke
>After staring for a few moments, you finished what you could read on the page
>Soon, there was a blinding flash of light and before you stood a menacing figure.

>The figure was fairly large and pony shaped, but that didn't make it look any less threatening
>It had very spiky red fur, and wings that looked like they belonged to a dragon
>It's hind legs looked like normal hooves, but the front two weren't hooves at all
>They were very sharp looking claws.
>That wasn't even the scariest part of the creature
>Its face had two horns, that curved wildly outward from its head
>You had no idea what this creature was, but apparently you just summoned it by accident.

>Be Anonymous
>You... woke up.
>You distinctly remember putting a gun in your mouth and ending your life
>Yet, here you were, wherever here was
>You quickly realized you were no longer at home, nor were you in a hospital.
>Looking at your surroundings, you were in a very empty room made of pure crystal.
>Scattered across the floor were candles, and below you was a pentagram made of green brightly glowing flame
>Curiously enough, even though you were right on top of this flame, it did not hurt you one bit
"Who dares wake me from my slumber!"
>A cold, dark voice shouted.
>It took a few moments to realize that voice was your own.
>"T-that would be me."
>Standing before you was none other than Twilight Sparkle herself
>The element of magic was looking rather nervously up at you
>This made you realize you were quite tall
"Twilight Sparkle." You said, your gravel like voice echoing loudly on the crystal walls.
>"Y-yes?" She stammered before quickly changing attitudes and asking. "Wait, how do you know my name?"
"I AM THE ONE ASKING QUESTIONS, SUMMONER." You shouted so loudly that the entire room shook.
>You didn't know why you were pissed, but you were.
"Why have you summoned me, mortal."
>"I.. I didn't mean to!"
>Twilight looked like she was going to cry.
>Despite how I might have reacted to this before I was summoned, this still did not ease my temper.
"You don't know? What nonsense. The ritual does not work unless you want something from me."
>You had no idea what you were talking about.
>It felt like someone else was speaking through you.
>"You're right, I do want something from you." Twilight answered while I was still in thought.
"And what might that be?"
>"I want you to be my friend!" She answered, smiling.
>A friend. This stupid pony summoned you to be her friend?
"A friend? You summoned me here to be your friend?"
>The purple pony nodded slowly.
>You hadn't expected this turn of events. You held a claw to your face, and that was when whatever had a hold over you lost its power.
"A claw! Why do I have a claw? Where am I?"
>"Are you okay?"
>Twilight looked confused and concerned.
>As quickly as you had gained control you lost it again.
"It is none of your concern, Summoner. Now we must form a pact. If friendship is your terms, then I have my own."
"You must remove this binding circle from beneath me, and you must vow to never banish me to whence I came."
>"I... I can't do that! What if you hurt somepony?"
"Fine, I shall also promise that I will not hurt anyone unless you order it. That is a small price for my freedom."
>"Okay, I promise not to banish you." Twilight answered as she used her magic to erase the circle.
"Wonderful! Just wonderful! How great it is to have my freedom. It has been a pleasure Summoner, now I shall take my leave."
>You took off through a nearby window, and soared up high into the sky, looking for a place to rest.
>It was apparently late at night. The moon was near full, and lit your way quite clearly.
>You were quite confused and tired, so you just wanted some peace and quiet.
>You knew that being anywhere near Twilight right now would not bring any of that, so you headed in the direction of some old ruins in the nearby forest.
>It did not look like a comfortable place to stay, but it would do for now.
>You hoped no one would bother you here.
>You quickly fell into a deep sleep.
>You weren't sure how long you slept, but it was the best damn rest you've ever had
>You awakened the next morning feeling quite refreshed, but that feeling was short lived.
>You heard the sound of hooves nearby and knew that you were not alone.
"Who goes there?"
>A zebra approached. She looked very familiar.
>You knew you had seen this zebra before, but you couldn't remember where.
>"Do my eyes deceive me? One of your kind should not be free."
"What do you know about my kind?"
>"Only an old legend about a being truly wretched."
>You cocked an eyebrow. Why was this zebra rhyming everything she said?
>And why was it so familiar sounding?
>"Summoned from beyond Tartarus, they serve their sorceress."
>"Succubus they are called, and with carnal purpose they are enthralled."
"A... Succubus..."
>You had to repeat that part. It didn't feel real.
>None of this did.
>"You seem confused demonic one. I thought your sinister plans had already begun."
>Plans? What plans?
>You didn't have any plans, you just wanted some peace and quiet.
"I.. I don't have a plan."
>You just sat there in silence with the zebra for a few minutes.
>She slowly approached you and examined you closely.
>"The creature of legend you no doubt resemble, but for my life I do not fear nor tremble."
>As she drew closer, you felt a very strong urge to violently rape the zebra.
>You manage to contain yourself, but you have to quickly draw yourself away before you lose control.
"Leave now."
>You used your best commanding voice to order the zebra to leave.
>"You fear you will lose control, but I see one no more threatening than a foal."
"I will not warn you again. Leave."
>You had told your summoner that you would not hurt anyone, and you feared what would happen if you broke your contract.
"For now I will retreat, but soon there will be somepony for you to meet."
>Thankfully the zebra finally took her leave.

>Be Twilight Sparkle
>You had used your magic to track the creature to the Everfree Forest, but it was impossible to locate where.
>After gathering your friends to help you in your search, you noticed Zecora approaching you.
>"Twilight Sparkle, I fear I have grave news. A creature of legend I found in a snooze."
>Your ears perked up at the mention of a creature.
"What kind of creature? Where is it?"
>"In appearance it resembles a demon, of a kind that desires semen."
"A... succubus?"
>You had heard of them in legends, but surely those were old mare's tales right?
>But that creature was certainly strange looking.
>Now that you think of it, it might have resembled a succubus.
>At the very least, this Zecora was probably talking about the creature you summoned.
"Where is it, Zecora?"
>"In the forest it has refuge of its choosing. From the old ruins, withdrawing it is refusing."
>You nodded in understanding.
"You heard her girls, we're headed to Celestia's old castle!"

>Be Anon, the succubus
>Ever since the zebra left you had started hearing a voice in your head.
>At first it was too faint to make out, but eventually it got so loud you couldn't ignore it anymore.
>You kept getting images of Twilight, the pony who had summoned you, forced into your thoughts.
>"You have to corrupt her."
>"MAKE HER YOURS."
>The voices continued on like that for a very long time.
>You had no idea what time it was, but you were sure hours had passed.
>In the mean time, you tried everything you could to make the voices stop.
>Sleeping didn't work.
>Hitting your own head didn't work.
>Screaming at the top of your lungs didn't work.
>You didn't know what to do.
>In defeat, you just lay back down, and moan as the voices continue to torment your every thought.

>Be Twilight Sparkle (Again)
>As you and the mane 6 approached the old ruins together, you were reminded of the last time this had happened.
>That was when you first became friends and used the Elements of Harmony to save Equestria from Nightmare Moon.
>You would have smiled at the nostalgia, but these happy thoughts quickly died when you heard loud moaning coming from the old castle.
>"Is that noise the Suck-you-bus?" Applejack asked.
"I think so. Let's hurry."
>"Yeah, lets hurry up and kick this thing's butt!" Rainbow Dash added, while throwing punches and kicks into the air.
>"Um, Rainbow Dash, I don't think we're here to beat it up." Fluttershy corrected.
"That's right. I don't even know why it ran off so quickly."
>"So what is a Suck-you-bus, anyway?" Pinkie asked.
"According to legend, its a demon that seduces ponies and makes them slaves."
>"Isn't that exactly the same as what that hideous changeling queen did to Shining Armor?" Rarity inquired.
"Succubi can't change their forms like changelings can, but they have other ways of making ponies do what they want."
>"Like what?" Rainbow Dash interrupted, too impatient to let you finish.
"I'm not quite sure, but the legends seemed to imply that a succubus was irresistible to anypony."
>As you said this, you finally reached the entrance to the castle ruins.
>You took a deep breath and led your friends inside, not quite sure what to expect.

>Be Anonymous
>Suddenly and without explanation, the voice stopped its incessant torment.
>You realized now that you could hear hoofsteps again, but this time there were far more than when the zebra found you.
"Who approaches, show yourselves, cowards!"
>Immediately, six brightly colored ponies walked through the entrance to the ruins and stood before you.
"Ah, the summoner has found me." You cracked a fake smile, showing off your pointed teeth.
"And you brought friends.I hope they are not here to threaten me. I thought we had an agreement."
>Suddenly pink engulfed your vision and you realized you were being hugged by one of the ponies.
>"Threaten you? Why would we do that silly? I came because I heard there was a new pony in town and I just had to introduce myself." The pink pony said, still holding you in an embrace.
>"I'm Pinkie Pie, and you can call me Pinkie!" she said as she finished her hug and shook one of my claws with her hoof.
>You tried to smile at her crazy antics, but the voice in your head had other plans.
>"USE THEM"
>You winced at the pain you felt as the voice boomed inside your head.
>The ponies didn't seem to notice and the next one in the group began to speak.
>"So uh, Miss Succubus?" The orange pony began.
>"Aw, shoot come to think of it we don't even know yer name yet."
>You took a deep breath and were able to reply calmly.
"Anonymous. My name is Anonymous."
>"That's a strange name." She replied.
>"Can we call you Nonnie?" Pinkie asked, still too close for comfort.
"Uh, sure."
>The rest of the ponies then took turns all introducing themselves to you.
>You had a nagging feeling of deja-vu, but you tried to ignore it just like the voice in your head.
>Eventually they had all made their introductions.
>By this time the sun was setting.
>"You seem different from last night." Twilight said. "Do you even remember what happened?"
"I do, but it felt like a bad dream. Even after resting I still feel strange. I seem to be lacking memories that I should have."
>"You're kidding? You lost your memory?" Rainbow Dash said, practically yelling at you.
>"That may be my fault." Twilight explained.
>"I did summon Anonymous by a true fluke. I probably messed up the ritual. It's a miracle the spell did anything."
"So you can't do anything about my memories?"
>"I can't, but Zecora may be able to brew you a potion to restore your memories." Twilight explained.
>"Sounds like a plan then. Lets go get your memories back, cuz amnesia is totally not cool!" Rainbow Dash said.
>You had some difficulty moving. It was like you had never learned to walk before.
>You were quite distressed and confused, and more than once you tripped where there wasn't anything to really trip on.
>"Are you alright, Anonymous?" Rarity asked, poking you with one of her hooves.
>As she said that, the last rays of sunlight disappeared and night fell over the forest.
"You dare touch me?"
>Rarity turned an even paler white than usual.
>"I.. I was just concerned about you!"
>"Anonymous, whats wrong with you?" Twilight demanded, anger showing in her voice.
"Nopony touches me, unless I say so."
>You were once again not in control of your own voice.
>You recognized now that the voice in your head was now in control of your entire body.
>"I'm sorry, I didn't know." Rarity apologized.
"It is forgiven, but I would prefer you remember for the future."
>You stopped listening to what was being said at that point.
>The other you kept talking to the six ponies while following them to wherever this 'Zecora' was.
>Everything just felt so... draining.
>Maybe you should just sleep.
>...