Govanaus and the Forbidden Sword, Part 4

<DM>	--==QUEST CONTINUE==--
<DM>	RECAP:
<DM>	4th wall breaking powers rearranged the temple itself.
<DM>	A party of Oilander, Gurloz, Dex and Kirran made their way through the Waterfall room and ended up in the Status Switch room where they fought two Bari and a Water Tektite alongside a person known as Ambrosia
<Kirran>	(Who is not Red.)
*	DM shoots a typo in the knee
<Ambrosia>	(lel.)
<DM>	http://i.imgur.com/SmFZ619.png?2
<DM>	Map.
<DM>	*You walk into a moderately-sized room with numerous platforms along the walls including what you are standing on over a large pool of water. Each platform has a dragon statue, which are hookshot targets, that are in one of two positions - Raised or Lowered. A crystal can be seen on a ledge on the same wall as the door you just went through, some distance away from you. Past the statues and running directly right from your entrance, the room narrows into a na
<DM>	rrow-ish hallway that leads to two packs of spikes and a door. Pots can be seen in front of the spikes.*
<DM>	Afk for a moment, so you can read this blasted wall of text.
<Ambrosia>	Oh lordy
<Kirran>	So Rembrosia, how'd you get in here anyways? The Zora weren't so friendly about the idea of us coming in here to beging with.
<Oliander>	The goddesses were not around when the architects made this temple.
<Oliander>	Because if they were, I don't think I'd hate this place already.
<DM>	Lol at OoT reference
<Ambrosia>	Simple! As a hero, it's my job to search around for evil...and then I made a wrong turn from wher I was suppose to be!
<Ambrosia>	(In other words, he was durnk, and got lost.)
<Ambrosia>	*drunk
<Oliander>	Well sire... you found evil....
<Oliander>	... just take a look around you... alllll around you.
*	Kirran is in no way surprised by this information.
<Oliander>	Someone remind me of our goal again.
<Kirran>	Oh, there's an evil guy lurking somewhere in here.
*	Gurloz takes a pun to the knee and fires a hookshot randomly.
<Gurloz>	$34d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 9, 1, 3, 3, 9, 6, 3, 2, 9, 1, 7, 9, 1, 5, 6, 6, 8, 3, 3, 4, 4, 8, 6, 7, 3, 10, 6, 9, 2, 8, 8, 1 and 8. Total: 184. Successes: 21.
*	DM gives channel half-operator status to FireSeraphim
*	DM gives voice to Ambrosia
<Kirran>	We're here to kick him out. Usual affair.
<Oliander>	... can we not just destroy this sinful temple and then build a new one for the Zoras? One that doesn't involve brain damage just by looking around.
<DM>	Gurloz: You hit the crystal on the ledge, causing the statues to switch to the "Raised" position
<Kirran>	Nope. I've seen what a group of pissed of Zora's can do. I'm not risking that one.
<Oliander>	Curses.
*	Ambrosia continues rambling about heroic stuff
*	Oliander aims a PSI Flash at the pots to the right and fires!
*	Gurloz fires a hookshot at a statue.
<Gurloz>	$34d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 10, 7, 5, 6, 3, 8, 10, 1, 8, 7, 2, 6, 7, 6, 7, 5, 6, 8, 9, 8, 7, 2, 4, 8, 7, 4, 7, 6, 9, 1, 1 and 1. Total: 199. Successes: 27.
<Oliander>	$37d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 3, 2, 10, 6, 10, 5, 1, 3, 4, 3, 8, 7, 3, 7, 8, 9, 9, 10, 1, 6, 1, 2, 7, 5, 1, 3, 5, 9, 3, 1, 3, 9, 9, 8, 1 and 9. Total: 195. Successes: 23.
<DM>	The pots break, dropping four faries
<DM>	*fairies
<Oliander>	THIS TEMPLE RULES
<Raine>	Kirran, don't even think about it...
<Kirran>	Eep.
<Ambrosia>	Hmm
*	Oliander goes to bottle one of the fairies up.
*	DM gives voice to Raine
*	DM realizes his stupid mistake
<Raine>	Teehee
<Oliander>	(lemme guess, pots were supposed to be behind the spikes)
*	Ambrosia tosses two bottles in the air and yoinks two fairies
<DM>	(In front)
<DM>	(It's just the general description that I made a major mistake on)
<Oliander>	(lol)
*	Gurloz kicks DM out the window.
*	Gurloz has kicked DM from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed nowhere... «15,885»)
<Gurloz>	that, my friend, is where DM's mind is currently residing.
*	Gurloz runs.
<Oliander>	HEYOOOO
*	Gurloz kicks Oliander out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in your favorite video game! «15,886»)
<Oliander>	Err, excuse me. I don't know where that came from.
<DM>	(You can continue going through the quest)
*	Oliander looks to see what the distance is between this platform and the next one.
<DM>	(ie. Hookshotting to the statues and getting to the next room)
*	Oliander also looks at Raine and suddenly backs away.
<DM>	(I don't really have much time to waste)
<Raine>	Hello holy man...come to burn...in the sunshine?! Hehe
*	Gurloz yells at the DM who ignored his second action.
<Oliander>	What in the name of the Goddesses is that being?!
<DM>	(What was it? I missed it)
<Gurloz>	(Scroll up.)
<Oliander>	(the hookshot?)
<Gurloz>	* Gurloz fires a hookshot at a statue.
<Gurloz>	* Oliander aims a PSI Flash at the pots to the right and fires!
<Gurloz>	<@Gurloz> $34d10
<Gurloz>	<@Navi> Gurloz: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 10, 7, 5, 6, 3, 8, 10, 1, 8, 7, 2, 6, 7, 6, 7, 5, 6, 8, 9, 8, 7, 2, 4, 8, 7, 4, 7, 6, 9, 1, 1 and 1. Total: 199. Successes: 27.
<Gurloz>	You got the pots, you ignored that.
<DM>	(Derp)
<DM>	(As I said, I missed it)
<DM>	*Gurloz: You hookshotted the closest statue*
<Oliander>	(so what's the distance between here and the closest statue?)
<Raine>	Who are you calling a being? I'm just a cute...deadly..fairy.
*	Gurloz spider-mans his way to the next statue, firing his second hookshot.
<DM>	(20 feet)
<Gurloz>	$36d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 6, 8, 4, 10, 5, 6, 1, 10, 2, 6, 7, 5, 10, 3, 4, 8, 8, 6, 6, 3, 2, 9, 5, 9, 7, 8, 1, 3, 9, 6, 2, 8, 6, 7 and 6. Total: 216. Successes: 30.
<DM>	*You hookshot to the next closest statue, which was 20 feet away)
*	Gurloz continues spider-manning it.
<Gurloz>	$36d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 7, 6, 9, 5, 10, 10, 6, 2, 10, 9, 3, 4, 6, 4, 8, 2, 8, 7, 3, 7, 8, 2, 2, 4, 7, 9, 7, 6, 10, 6, 6, 3, 6, 2 and 3. Total: 208. Successes: 27.
<DM>	*You hookshot to the third statue, which was 25 feet away*
<DM>	*One more hookshot before you reach the end platform with the door*
<Kirran>	I suppose we should be following Vin...Gurloz
*	Gurloz just alternates hookshots, firing the next one thats available.
<Gurloz>	$36d10
<Navi>	Gurloz: You rolled 36 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 3, 7, 3, 5, 6, 8, 5, 1, 3, 4, 8, 3, 10, 7, 4, 2, 5, 6, 3, 8, 4, 5, 3, 10, 3, 7, 3, 9, 2, 7, 10, 7, 7, 2 and 5. Total: 195. Successes: 25.
*	Oliander reveals his bird wings.
<DM>	*You hookshot to the platform at the end, which is where the North door is located*
<Oliander>	My fellows, I present to you... flight!
*	Gurloz drops to the platform and enters the north door.
*	Oliander attempts to quick-jump from platform to platform.
<Oliander>	$35d10
<Oliander>	$35d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 10, 9, 6, 6, 10, 8, 8, 3, 8, 10, 9, 1, 7, 3, 4, 5, 8, 5, 6, 9, 8, 8, 10, 10, 10, 4, 10, 8, 9, 2, 10, 1, 10 and 9. Total: 245. Successes: 36.
<Oliander>	$35d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 6, 4, 8, 2, 5, 6, 4, 3, 10, 10, 8, 9, 5, 9, 9, 7, 4, 3, 4, 5, 10, 9, 1, 6, 8, 8, 9, 3, 2, 10, 6, 4, 6, 6 and 3. Total: 212. Successes: 27.
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 9, 3, 6, 8, 10, 7, 10, 5, 4, 4, 7, 6, 5, 2, 3, 7, 3, 8, 8, 6, 1, 9, 4, 7, 5, 8, 9, 10, 1, 2, 6, 7, 4, 7 and 8. Total: 209. Successes: 27.
<Oliander>	(holy crap I want that first roll for a battle)
<Oliander>	(err, one more)
<Oliander>	$35d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 7, 5, 8, 8, 6, 8, 5, 3, 5, 2, 8, 2, 10, 6, 1, 9, 4, 1, 4, 3, 4, 9, 7, 10, 3, 4, 5, 8, 7, 3, 10, 10, 4 and 3. Total: 200. Successes: 25.
<DM>	*You successfully jump all the way to the door*
*	Kirran starts the hookshot process.
<Kirran>	$35d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 5, 1, 2, 8, 3, 9, 9, 7, 1, 7, 2, 1, 3, 4, 7, 6, 5, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4, 8, 1, 2, 9, 2, 8, 6, 9, 9, 6, 10 and 9. Total: 181. Successes: 20.
<Kirran>	$35d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 10, 5, 7, 3, 8, 4, 1, 7, 6, 4, 2, 8, 7, 7, 4, 1, 7, 5, 10, 2, 6, 2, 1, 1, 7, 4, 9, 10, 9, 8, 6, 9 and 4. Total: 193. Successes: 24.
<Kirran>	$35d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 8, 4, 9, 5, 2, 3, 9, 5, 10, 4, 5, 4, 3, 4, 1, 3, 3, 2, 6, 4, 8, 8, 6, 1, 4, 7, 6, 6, 6, 6, 4, 5, 3 and 9. Total: 175. Successes: 19.
<Kirran>	$35d10
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 6, 8, 10, 5, 3, 2, 5, 2, 7, 4, 10, 5, 6, 10, 8, 9, 9, 4, 2, 4, 8, 9, 6, 7, 9, 8, 1, 3, 6, 10, 4, 4, 4 and 9. Total: 214. Successes: 27.
*	Oliander lands behind Gurloz's door opening skills and proceeds through the door.
<DM>	*Kirran: Hookshots 1, 2 and 4 suceed, pulling you to the third statue*
<Kirran>	$35d10
<Gurloz>	(I thought hookshot targets were automatic wins?)
<Navi>	Kirran: You rolled 35 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 7, 4, 1, 1, 10, 5, 1, 5, 1, 10, 4, 4, 3, 4, 7, 1, 10, 4, 2, 5, 10, 6, 8, 10, 10, 7, 4, 7, 9, 8, 1, 1, 10 and 5. Total: 187. Successes: 26.
<Kirran>	That one was a jump
<DM>	*Kirran: You hook onto the end platform, with the door on it*
*	Oliander experiences a sharp pain across his fourth-wallitory nerves as he ends up next to a bunch of hamburgers... in the theoretical sense, of course.
<Oliander>	(I transferred everything over from the WIP thread of those out-of-combat rules to the official rules, except the hookshot part. So hookshot stuff is still up to DM.)
<Kirran>	(I know what room is supposed to be next.)
<Kirran>	: D
<DM>	(No, Dark Link will not be here)
<Oliander>	(awwwwwwww)
<Kirran>	Are you sure?
<DM>	(You got the room correct, though)
*	Oliander turns to Kirran after his question.
<Oliander>	Am I sure? Am I sure about what?
*	Raine creepily jingles at Oliander
<DM>	(Kirran, will you be entering the door soon?)
<Kirran>	Yep
<Ambrosia>	(*Yawn*)
*	Oliander seems to forget that Ambrosia even exists.
*	Ambrosia seems to forget he even exists
<Oliander>	wut
<Kirran>	(He's drunk again)
<Oliander>	(right)
<Ambrosia>	( I am just...friggin sleepy.)
<DM>	(Ready for me to move onto the next room?)
<Oliander>	(Ambrosia, do not forget that you do not exist.)
*	Gurloz whips out a serving of Fried Cracktorok and begins nomming on the grilled octo.
<Oliander>	(can we just say that Ambrosia, in a drunken stupor, danced across the platforms over to here in a ninja-like moment of aptitude?)
<Oliander>	(wait, you're seriously eating that?!)
<DM>	(Yep)
<Kirran>	(Does that come with snouth?)
*	Oliander looks at Gurloz's cannibalism.
<Gurloz>	(Low on mana.)
<Oliander>	... may I inquire as to what.... that.... is.
*	Ambrosia flops to the platform
<Kirran>	You really shouldn't ask questions that you're not going to like the answers to.
<Raine>	Teehee
*	Oliander hears a fish flop to the platform and ignores what he heard because he's still ignoring the fish's existence.
<Gurloz>	Oliander: It is perfectly fried Cracktorok.
<Oliander>	......
*	Gurloz begins tripping.
<Oliander>	.... I'm surrounded by looneys.
<Kirran>	Hey, we get the job done.
<Oliander>	You're on crack, you've got a creepy fairy, and that's a flopping fish with a weird mask.
<Kirran>	And usually pick up at least one ghost along the way
*	Oliander looks around the room he's now in.
<Gurloz>	(Also.)
<Gurloz>	When you eat a serving, you experience tripping.
<Gurloz>	    Everytime you attack, roll $1d4. If it's a 1, roll $1d#, where # is the number of targets in the battle. The attack is redirected at the result.
<Gurloz>	    Your drunken haze increases your dice when defending by 3, but it decreases your dice when attacking by 3.
<Gurloz>	HOW LONG DOES THIS LAST?!?!?!?!
<Oliander>	(great, now TWO people are drunk!)
<DM>	*You enter a room that doesn't... seem like a room. There is a thin layer of water covering the floor save for the patches of raised sand that surround the door on each side of the room as well as an isolated "island" in the middle with a tree on it. Otherwise the cloudy "sky" and water seem to stretch out as far as the eye can see, even beyond the walls.*
<Oliander>	(really, that doesn't have a duration? uhhhh
*	Raine is now known as darklink42
*	darklink42 waves at everyone from behind the fourth wall
<Oliander>	(let's say it goes for "until the end of your turn three rounds later)
<Kirran>	(8 hours of this!?)
<DM>	*Three Keaton and a Haddaken can be seen fighting in the room: Keaton vs Haddaken*
<Ambrosia>	AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<Ambrosia>	(Okay, super sleepy.)
<Ambrosia>	(I'm gonna have to withdraw for tonight.)
<Oliander>	(Ambrosia, justice does not sleep though!)
<DM>	*Two of the Keaton seem to be unconsious*
<DM>	(Yes)
*	Kirby is now known as Haddaken
<Ambrosia>	(Alrighty.)
*	Haddaken is now known as Silvio
*	MetaKnight is now known as Keaton
*	Keaton is now known as Keaton_Commander
<Keaton_Commander>	You...
<darklink42>	(You kids get off my lawn.)
<Keaton_Commander>	Who are you?
*	Gurloz walks up to the tree and attempts to begin a conversation with it. "Sir, what is this?"
*	Gurloz is pointing at his foot.
<Ambrosia>	Hmm
Keaton_Commander Kefka
*	Kirran is not moving from the doorway. He is very creeped out by the room at the moment.
*	Oliander points at the Keaton_Commander and Silvio with his Deku Staff.
<Silvio>	We were having a fight with each other.
<Kirran>	They told me about this place once...
<Kirran>	Good things don't happen here.
<Oliander>	I demand that you give us all the loot, or I shall rain the wrath of the goddesses upon both of ye!
<Oliander>	And by loot, I mean from those two fellows.
*	Oliander points to the unconscious ones.
<Silvio>	Fine.
*	Ambrosia spots Silvio
<Keaton_Commander>	But you will have to get through me first!
<Silvio>	Shut it, Keaton
*	Ambrosia "Objection" points at Silvio.
<Ambrosia>	YOU!
<Ambrosia>	You're the man I'm looking for!
<Kirran>	You know him Red?
<Oliander>	Have you met this furry man, Ambrosia?
<Silvio>	So, what beef do you have with me, Red_Enrics?
<Ambrosia>	Your reign of tyranny ends here!
*	Kirran puts on a mask of surprise at the revelation.
<Silvio>	Do you really want to fight me
<Ambrosia>	(Permission to to awaken Red's signature from both Oliander and D?)
<Ambrosia>	*to use
<Ambrosia>	*DM
<DM>	(I recomend that you don't - Silvio is more than 10 levels above Red)
<Oliander>	(DM, if Red attempts to subdue Silvio, would it be out of a grand act of justice?)
<DM>	(Okay)
<DM>	(Yes)
<Oliander>	(Ambrosia, double-checking it and then re-sending it to you within one minute)
<Ambrosia>	(Alrighty)
<Oliander>	(holy crap I forgot how ridiculous that was, lol)
<DM>	(Meanwhile, Oliander steals the loot from the Keaton without the commander noticing)
*	Gurloz gets out a small wooden chair and table along with a fancy tea kit and begins having tea with the lone tree.
<Oliander>	(have fun Ambrosia! if you're level 20+)
*	Kirran is taking in the room with wide-eyed apprehension.
<Oliander>	(I didn't steal it, I demanded it)
<Ambrosia>	(I'm level 21. )
<Oliander>	(see PMs, Ambrosia)
<Ambrosia>	(GOt it.)
<Oliander>	Very well... if you will not give it to me...
*	darklink42 has his popcorn and bucket of soda out and ready for the show.
*	Oliander aims at the Keaton and knocks off a PSI Flash! (Roll Wisdom)
<Oliander>	$37d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 37 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 3, 4, 2, 1, 5, 2, 3, 9, 4, 1, 10, 9, 8, 7, 1, 4, 6, 4, 6, 5, 9, 10, 1, 3, 4, 6, 4, 7, 1, 7, 8, 10, 9, 7, 1, 3 and 5. Total: 189. Successes: 22.
<Ambrosia>	It's time to feel the wrath of justice, Silvio!
*	Ambrosia jumps to the roof
<Ambrosia>	TAKE THIS
<Ambrosia>	SHADOW METEOR KICK OF JUSTICE!
<Oliander>	(oh god, I just realized... if you justice kick someone with Bleeding, you quadruple its effect)
<Ambrosia>	Shadow Meteor Kick of Justice
<Ambrosia>	"BY THE POWER OF ENRICS, I HAVE THE POWEEEEER! Now then, jump! Kick! Smite! Striiike!"
<Ambrosia>	Requires Level 20, Shadow (Level: 2), Fire (Level: 2), 3 Turns to Charge, and is only usable by Red Enrics
<Ambrosia>	Costs 5 Magic
<Ambrosia>	Begin charging by preparing to jump. As you charge, your burning spirit and your shadow combine into your legs. Once charged, you can leap up and kick all of your enemies with your penultimate kick of justice!
<Ambrosia>	Roll your Courage dice +5 vs. targets' Courage dice / Damage is halved
<Ambrosia>	If the attack is successful, target(s) hit are affected by Justice Trauma!
<Ambrosia>	Double the numerical values of all non-stacking Afflictions on targets hit.
<Keaton_Commander>	$40d10
<Navi>	Keaton_Commander: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 10, 8, 4, 7, 9, 3, 3, 6, 7, 4, 10, 4, 5, 3, 9, 7, 6, 2, 8, 3, 3, 2, 2, 5, 2, 7, 9, 5, 1, 8, 9, 9, 6, 3, 4, 7, 8, 7, 6 and 9. Total: 230. Successes: 27.
<Ambrosia>	Double the stacks of all stacking Afflictions on targets hit.
<Ambrosia>	Justice Trauma does not count as a Status Effect.
<Ambrosia>	Justice Trauma lasts until the end of your turn two rounds later.
<Gurloz>	<+Ambrosia> Requires Level 20, Shadow (Level: 2), Fire (Level: 2), 3 Turns to Charge, and is only usable by Red Enrics
<Ambrosia>	(Walls)
*	Gurloz counters this move with an OBJECTION!
<Gurloz>	Ambrosia != Red.
<Keaton_Commander>	Keaton: +4 successes
*	Oliander fails it seems.
<Keaton_Commander>	Oliander - -2 successes (Counter loss)
<Oliander>	Hmph, it seems the Goddesses are with you as well.
<Oliander>	(doh!)
*	Ambrosia Shadow Meteor Kicks of Justices Silvio.
*	Gurloz OBJECTION!
<Keaton_Commander>	Nice try.
<Oliander>	a note, if we're outside of battle, and you use a charge move
<Oliander>	the one you're using it on, if they notice you, they get a chance to counterattack you first
<Silvio>	Take this!
<Ambrosia>	$44d10
<Navi>	Ambrosia: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 2, 7, 2, 2, 9, 4, 9, 5, 3, 4, 6, 7, 7, 8, 3, 9, 5, 10, 10, 9, 9, 1, 1, 9, 1, 1, 3, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 3, 8, 4, 8, 8, 3, 5, 1, 8 and 8. Total: 229. Successes: 24.
<Ambrosia>	(Oh shit.)
<Kirran>	(Nice)
*	Silvio fires a Silver Arrow at Ambrosia before the charge attack can go off (Roll Courage!)
<Ambrosia>	(That's so bad.)
<Ambrosia>	$44d10
<Navi>	Ambrosia: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 8, 3, 8, 9, 6, 2, 10, 10, 7, 4, 7, 5, 3, 3, 10, 8, 3, 1, 7, 10, 9, 9, 3, 7, 1, 8, 6, 7, 10, 4, 5, 8, 8, 2, 1, 7, 4, 4, 2, 10, 5 and 6. Total: 262. Successes: 34.
<Silvio>	$54d10
<Navi>	Silvio: You rolled 54 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 296. Successes: 37.
<Oliander>	(lol)
<Silvio>	$1d100
<Navi>	Silvio: You rolled 1 Die with 100 Sides. Result: 72. Total: 72.
<Ambrosia>	(OH THANK GOD)
<Ambrosia>	(...eh?)
<Oliander>	(I vote we just start inits before we all get confused)
<Ambrosia>	(My question is what is my damage?)
*	DM is confused.
<Oliander>	(my question is how come Silvio didn't get to auto-counterattack Ambrosia first)
<DM>	* Silvio fires a Silver Arrow at Ambrosia before the charge attack can go off (Roll Courage!)
<Ambrosia>	(* Silvio fires a Silver Arrow at Ambrosia before the charge attack can go off (Roll Courage!))
<DM>	I guess that was too late.
<Gurloz>	(My question is how come Ambrosia, who isn't red, can use red's ability?)
<Oliander>	(that's true, Ambrosia, you'll have to reveal your identity to use that move)
<Kirran>	(My question is: how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?)
<Silvio>	37-34 = 3 damage - defense
<Ambrosia>	(Oh what the hell.)
*	Gurloz kicks kirran out the window.
*	Gurloz has kicked Kirran from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in your hard disk drive! Watch out for that boot sector! «15,891»)
<Oliander>	(The answer, Kirran, is a single kick and not a lick of sense.)
<Kirran>	(Now you tell me.)
<Oliander>	(dangit, that's what I get for trying to be clever)
<DM>	So, I say Silvio gets his attack off first.
<Ambrosia>	(My question is: Why can't I use my special...)
<DM>	(You will have to reveal your identity)
<Oliander>	"Requires Level 20, Shadow (Level: 2), Fire (Level: 2), 3 Turns to Charge, and is only usable by Red Enrics"
<Kirran>	(I think we all know it's Red by now.)
<Oliander>	"and is only usable by Red Enrics"
<Ambrosia>	(But Ambrosia is REd Enrics....)
<Kirran>	(I mean, you can smell the booze on him from 10 feet away.)
<DM>	(If you use this attack, then you have to reveal your identity)
<Gurloz>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
<Kefka>	YouTube: nope.avi
<Oliander>	(We don't know that officially though. So.... you will have to "officially" identify yourself.)
<Kirran>	(Anime style)
<Ambrosia>	(I was intending on Silvio's counter to knock off Red's mask anywaays.)
<DM>	(And I am having him counter)
<Ambrosia>	(I know, I saw the roll...then everyone got confused.)
*	Kirran joins Darklink42 behind the fourth wall for some popcorn.
<Oliander>	(let's just leave this specific situation up to DM's call and then have a clarifcation of things after session)
*	Gurloz continues enjoying his tea with the tree.
<DM>	 Silvio fires a Silver Arrow at Ambrosia before the charge attack can go off (Roll Courage!)
<Ambrosia>	$44d10
<Navi>	Ambrosia: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 2, 9, 6, 1, 8, 5, 5, 9, 9, 6, 7, 10, 9, 6, 6, 3, 10, 5, 6, 7, 3, 2, 4, 10, 10, 5, 5, 10, 3, 3, 4, 2, 1, 8, 6, 4, 7, 7, 8, 2, 4, 6, 9 and 8. Total: 260. Successes: 35.
<Silvio>	$54d10
<Navi>	Silvio: You rolled 54 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 257. Successes: 25.
<Oliander>	LOL
<Ambrosia>	(DErp)
<Silvio>	$1d100
<Navi>	Silvio: You rolled 1 Die with 100 Sides. Result: 39. Total: 39.
*	Oliander begins laughing maniacally.
<Silvio>	Drat!
<Oliander>	HAH! RED, JUSTICE THAT FURRY DOWN!
*	Ambrosia dodges, as the arrow barely hits his mask, knocking it off, and lands on the ground
*	Ambrosia is now known as Red_Enrics
*	Red_Enrics lands on ground, feet first
<Red_Enrics>	Oh god damn it, Silvio!
<Red_Enrics>	That mask costed a lot of money!
*	Kirran resumes wearing his mask of surprise.
<Silvio>	If you wish to attack me, then this is what you get.
<Red_Enrics>	Still
<Silvio>	Just be glad that I didn't get you with Deadeye!
<Red_Enrics>	Kinda shocked that I managed to dodge that arrow
<Oliander>	(justice time?)
*	Gurloz kicks Red_Enrics out the window.
*	Gurloz has kicked Red_Enrics from #zurpg (You have been kicked out the window and you landed wherever this kick line takes you! (DODGE THIS!) «15,893»)
<Kirran>	Wow, Red. When did you get here?
<DM>	Inb4 another Kicked out the Window quest.
*	Oliander murders DM for the term "Inb4".
*	Gurloz kicks Oliander out the window.
*	You have been kicked from #zurpg by Gurloz (You have been kicked out the window and you landed in front of a proximity potato ray! «15,894»)
<Red_Enrics>	Next time you see him
<Oliander>	oh
*	Gurloz grabs his trusty potato ray.
*	Gurloz charges up the potato ray.
<Oliander>	OH
<Red_Enrics>	Smack him on the back of the head for me
<Oliander>	OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*	Gurloz aims the potato ray at Oliander.
*	Gurloz fires the potato ray at Oliander.
*	Gurloz bakes, salts, and eats Oliander, the gigantic delectable Monona potato.
<Oliander>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdh_ISiBC-I
<Kirran>	You got it man.
<Kefka>	YouTube: Oh Noooooo
<DM>	(Action, Red_Encrics?)
<Oliander>	(Red, you should be able to justice-kick him now)
<Kirran>	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuedkF_09VE
<Red_Enrics>	Oh jeez, *yawn* I'm tired. (DERP*
<Red_Enrics>	(DRP)
<Kefka>	YouTube: ohmygod.AVI
<Red_Enrics>	*(DERP)
<DM>	(Red_Enrics, roll please?)
<Red_Enrics>	(What am I rolling?)
<Oliander>	(the justice kick's roll)
<DM>	(Your justice kick)
<Red_Enrics>	(I had already attempted it as Ambrosia.)
<DM>	This roll?
<DM>	Ambrosia: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 7, 4, 2, 7, 2, 2, 9, 4, 9, 5, 3, 4, 6, 7, 7, 8, 3, 9, 5, 10, 10, 9, 9, 1, 1, 9, 1, 1, 3, 4, 3, 2, 3, 4, 3, 8, 4, 8, 8, 3, 5, 1, 8 and 8. Total: 229. Successes: 24.
<Silvio>	$44d10
<Navi>	Silvio: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 4, 2, 6, 4, 6, 7, 2, 2, 8, 5, 3, 3, 5, 10, 10, 4, 2, 4, 1, 5, 6, 2, 9, 8, 7, 1, 6, 3, 2, 2, 6, 8, 1, 2, 7, 4, 2, 4, 8, 4, 6, 3, 10 and 7. Total: 211. Successes: 24.
<Red_Enrics>	WHAM
*	Red_Enrics flips around and lands
<DM>	HOLD IT!
<DM>	ROLLOFF!
<Oliander>	(actually, what's Silvio's affinities?
*	Red_Enrics goes in for a rolloff kick
<Silvio>	$44d10
<Navi>	Silvio: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 9, 4, 2, 8, 5, 2, 3, 8, 1, 4, 2, 10, 1, 3, 7, 7, 5, 2, 8, 6, 8, 1, 6, 6, 7, 1, 5, 4, 4, 3, 5, 7, 2, 8, 4, 8, 7, 2, 10, 9, 10, 6 and 2. Total: 230. Successes: 28.
<Red_Enrics>	$44d10
<Navi>	Red_Enrics: You rolled 44 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 2, 4, 10, 4, 1, 10, 3, 6, 6, 1, 10, 7, 3, 9, 3, 6, 10, 8, 6, 1, 7, 3, 10, 4, 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, 7, 2, 7, 8, 9, 5, 3, 2, 10, 3, 1, 9, 1 and 6. Total: 237. Successes: 31.
<Silvio>	(Light 8)
<Red_Enrics>	(FUCK)
*	Oliander suddenly hears this music playing - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGW8L61KzAU
<Oliander>	(that means +2 successes for you Red_Enrics
<Red_Enrics>	WHAM
<Kirran>	So he won the first time.
*	Red_Enrics kicks Silvio on the back of the head, for and epic 5 damage against a super enemy.
<Red_Enrics>	*an
<Oliander>	5/2 = 2.5 rounded = 3 damage - defense, but causing that effect
<Silvio>	37h ??m
*	Red_Enrics backflips back away from Silvipo
<Red_Enrics>	*Silvio
<Silvio>	Owww.
<Oliander>	Hmph, NOW do you see our power? Give us the loot, and we shall allow you to run away.
<Silvio>	Bah, that was a lucky shot.
<Silvio>	But, I already allowed you to take the loot.
<Oliander>	I want you to personally hand it to me.
<Silvio>	Fine.
*	Silvio attempts to go to the loot.
<Oliander>	As an act of submission to my holy judgment, which reigns supreme across all beings, for am I the prophet of myself!
<Keaton_Commander>	Not so fast!
<Silvio>	You think so?
*	Kirran smacks Oliander over the back of the head.
*	Silvio fires a bomb arrow at Keaton_Commander (Roll Power!)
*	Oliander feels the pain.
<Silvio>	$55d10
<Navi>	Silvio: You rolled 55 Dice with 10 Sides. Total: 255. Successes: 29.
<Silvio>	$1d100
<Navi>	Silvio: You rolled 1 Die with 100 Sides. Result: 93. Total: 93.
<Keaton_Commander>	$34d10
<Navi>	Keaton_Commander: You rolled 34 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 8, 4, 7, 5, 9, 5, 5, 3, 9, 6, 7, 8, 5, 7, 5, 1, 3, 8, 9, 7, 1, 2, 3, 6, 1, 6, 2, 1, 1, 6, 5, 4, 10 and 1. Total: 170. Successes: 22.
<Silvio>	29-22 = 7 damage - defense
*	Keaton_Commander takes a grand total of 10 damage from Silvio's bomb arrow
*	Oliander casts Roots on Keaton_Commander! (Roll Wisdom)
<Oliander>	$39d10
<Navi>	Oliander: You rolled 39 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 1, 4, 1, 2, 6, 9, 10, 10, 9, 8, 4, 10, 4, 7, 5, 1, 10, 1, 5, 10, 9, 8, 10, 8, 1, 10, 2, 10, 6, 6, 2, 4, 3, 9, 5, 6, 6, 9 and 9. Total: 240. Successes: 34.
<Keaton_Commander>	$40d10
<Navi>	Keaton_Commander: You rolled 40 Dice with 10 Sides. Result: 5, 4, 8, 7, 10, 4, 8, 10, 9, 7, 8, 9, 8, 4, 4, 4, 5, 6, 2, 6, 2, 5, 7, 8, 3, 8, 8, 3, 10, 9, 8, 10, 6, 8, 5, 7, 7, 2, 10 and 8. Total: 262. Successes: 35.
<Oliander>	(WAT
<Oliander>	(WAT YOU STUPIDG REAITG4RAWETOE4WAJ8OT4RAEUIGAWE
<Keaton_Commander>	(Oliander gets a Counter Bonus of 2)
<Oliander>	(oh sweet, suck it newb)
*	Oliander deals no damage but immobilizes the Keaton_Commander to the ground.
<Keaton_Commander>	Arrgh!
<Oliander>	My Sheikah comrade, finish this fool! And Gur-
*	Oliander looks at Gurloz, who is.... ...........
<Keaton_Commander>	10h ??m
<Kirran>	How do we know who the bad guy is? I mean, Red is really out to get this Silvio guy, maybe he's the villian.
<Silvio>	Pah.
<Silvio>	Thoughter is the one you want.
<Silvio>	That guy is an acutal threat.
<Kirran>	Hah, that's the name of the guy we're looking for.
<Silvio>	I'm just an assassain
<Kirran>	Can't remember if they wanted him alive or dead though.
<Silvio>	They want him dead.
<Silvio>	If you want, I can cooperate with you to help bring him down.
<Kirran>	I'm not sure Red is going to like that idea.
<Red_Enrics>	Hmm?
<Silvio>	Besides, it's not like the Govanaus brothers will catch him.
<Oliander>	May I ask with whom you associate with, Mr... what is your name?
<Silvio>	My name is Silvio.
<Kirran>	You're well mannered for an assassin. And someone that Red hates so much.
<Red_Enrics>	(I see you people are plotting to kill me.)
<Oliander>	Hmm... I feel I've heard that name before.
<Red_Enrics>	(lol)
<Silvio>	Unfortunately, I can not reveal who I am associated with right now.
<Oliander>	Ah... AH
<Silvio>	Though you can make a reasonable guess based on my most recent targets.
<Silvio>	I may seem well mannered here.
<Oliander>	I know, now! You're that guy with a bounty of 4.5k Rupees on his head! By the laws of Nayru, I shall bring punishment upon you for acts of murder!....
*	Oliander holds his hand out to Silvio.
<Silvio>	But around that trash Hal and Harvey, it's a different story.
<Red_Enrics>	Damn it, this temple has too much water, it's nerve wrecking.
<Oliander>	But I shall forgive that sin should you wish to side with us and aid me in the prophecy.
*	Red_Enrics runs off. (BRB)
<DM>	(I'm running out of battery here)
<DM>	(I say we end the session here and now)
<Oliander>	(is anything blocking us from leaving the temple?)
<DM>	(No)
*	Red_Enrics comes back
<Kirran>	(Boss battle upon our return?)
<DM>	(If you want to fight him?)
<Kirran>	(The thoughter guy, I mean.)
<DM>	(Yeah)
<Kirran>	(Even though he's rooted in place...)
<DM>	(That's not Thoughter)
<DM>	(That's a Keaton Commander)
<DM>	Anyway...
<DM>	--==QUEST PAUSE==--