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- [11:19pm] DavidSlain1 is now known as Nickturn_Redgulf.
- [11:20pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: Shut yer squakin' ya stringbean
- [11:20pm] • Nickturn_Redgulf immitates talon
- [11:20pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: Srkraw! Skraw!
- [11:21pm] You are now known as Glundor_Glodson.
- [11:21pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: Pff
- [11:21pm] • Nickturn_Redgulf stomps away
- [11:21pm] • Glundor_Glodson comes running down the path
- [11:21pm] Glundor_Glodson: Hey you!
- [11:21pm] Glundor_Glodson: Please help!
- [11:21pm] Glundor_Glodson: I'm lost ;_;
- [11:21pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: wha?
- [11:21pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: er
- [11:21pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: ok then
- [11:21pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: booze is thisaway
- [11:21pm] Glundor_Glodson: Which way to Brookton? I have a brewery schedule to keep!
- [11:22pm] • Glundor_Glodson hesitates at the mention of booze
- [11:22pm] • Nickturn_Redgulf throws an arm over Glundor's shoulders and guides him down the clearly marked path
- [11:22pm] Glundor_Glodson: But… I went down this path just an hour ago..
- [11:22pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: know any good songs?
- [11:22pm] • Glundor_Glodson clutches at his head
- [11:22pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: eh, yer just short
- [11:23pm] Glundor_Glodson: Ooohh.. maybe I shouldn't have had that appetizer
- [11:23pm] Glundor_Glodson: I know songs!
- [11:23pm] Glundor_Glodson: I know lots of songs!
- [11:23pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: ah, got one good fer marchin?
- [11:23pm] Glundor_Glodson: Marching songs?
- [11:23pm] • Glundor_Glodson gives Nickturn an odd look
- [11:23pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: well, more staggerin is like
- [11:23pm] • Kooz is having a serous dejavu moment
- [11:24pm] Glundor_Glodson: What kind of songs march? Drinking songs is where it's at!
- [11:24pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: Oh, wait!
- [11:24pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: I remmemmer one
- [11:24pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: the shots go marchin one by one
- [11:24pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: hurrah hurrah
- [11:24pm] Glundor_Glodson: I know the one about gold, and the other one about gold, and the traditional gold one, and.. Also the one of Br'hian Bloodaxe
- [11:24pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: ah
- [11:24pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: nice
- [11:25pm] Glundor_Glodson: Not to forget the one that goes "Gold, gold, gold!" in that particuarly catchy way
- [11:25pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: I like der ones about *hic*gold
- [11:25pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: my second farrite subject
- [11:25pm] • Glundor_Glodson counts the songs on his fingers busily
- [11:25pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: hol' onnasec
- [11:25pm] • Glundor_Glodson wobbles a little
- [11:25pm] Glundor_Glodson: Are we still going the right way?
- [11:26pm] • Nickturn_Redgulf stops at a tree, digs in the leaves at the roots
- [11:26pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: er... wuzzat?
- [11:26pm] • Talon watches the duo curiously
- [11:26pm] • Nickturn_Redgulf pulls up a bottle marked XXXX
- [11:26pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: here- hava swig
- [11:26pm] • Nickturn_Redgulf bites the cork out and offers it to the diminutive fellow
- [11:27pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: (the bottle not the cork)
- [11:27pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: (he's not that drunk- yet)
- [11:27pm] • Glundor_Glodson casts Continual Flame to get a better look at the label - but only after taking a healthy drag from the bottle
- [11:27pm] Glundor_Glodson: Wssis stuff then?
- [11:27pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: er
- [11:27pm] Kooz: LOL "drink first, ask questions later" ey? XD
- [11:28pm] Glundor_Glodson: 'XXXX'? What a silly brand name. Can't get much upmarket than that!
- [11:28pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: jus some brewish stuff
- [11:28pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: pine needles, piss and gutrot
- [11:28pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: or rotgut
- [11:28pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: wassnnn payin tha much attention
- [11:28pm] • Glundor_Glodson takes another swig with a critic's mask for a face
- [11:28pm] Glundor_Glodson: 's tangy alright
- [11:28pm] • Glundor_Glodson visibly wobbles some more
- [11:29pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: yah... thas what I wasss goin for
- [11:29pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: tangy
- [11:29pm] Glundor_Glodson: 's also… alsho...
- [11:29pm] • Nickturn_Redgulf looks at the two dwarves in his vision
- [11:29pm] Glundor_Glodson: Whatchamacallit..
- [11:29pm] Witchkid: done
- [11:29pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: tha's it
- [11:29pm] Witchkid is now known as DungeonMesmer.
- [11:29pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: 's DONE
- [11:30pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: that's what it's called
- [11:30pm] • Glundor_Glodson moves his fingers in circles in the air, palm upwards
- [11:30pm] Glundor_Glodson: …'s very...
- [11:30pm] Glundor_Glodson: …very…
- [11:30pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: 'caus yer happy tah have it
- [11:30pm] Glundor_Glodson: …'sh 'erreee...
- [11:30pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: an' happier when 's done
- [11:30pm] • Glundor_Glodson falls over
- [11:30pm] Glundor_Glodson: Erreeeeee...
- [11:30pm] • Glundor_Glodson starts snoring loudly
- [11:30pm] • Nickturn_Redgulf nudges the dwarf with a toe
- [11:30pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: huh
- [11:31pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: ner seen tha' afore
- [11:31pm] • Nickturn_Redgulf looks at the dwarf's boots
- [11:31pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: welp, let's getcha to less potent brew
- [11:31pm] DungeonMesmer: The post?
- [11:31pm] • Glundor_Glodson jerks awake
- [11:31pm] • Nickturn_Redgulf graps ankle
- [11:32pm] Glundor_Glodson: NOT SO COLD, CHEERY!
- [11:32pm] • Nickturn_Redgulf starts draggin him off
- [11:32pm] Glundor_Glodson: Huagh!
- [11:32pm] Glundor_Glodson: Hey
- [11:32pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: huh?
- [11:32pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: ah oh
- [11:32pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: ummm
- [11:32pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: yer 'wak
- [11:32pm] Glundor_Glodson: Whaddya fink you're doin' to me feets!
- [11:32pm] • Nickturn_Redgulf looks confused
- [11:32pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: huh?
- [11:32pm] • Nickturn_Redgulf drops the foot
- [11:32pm] DungeonMesmer: Also, Glun, kudo's if you found the reference in this conversation.
- [11:33pm] Glundor_Glodson: …don't you gang up on me!
- [11:33pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: [yeah, it's awesome playing with a pratchett fan]
- [11:33pm] • Glundor_Glodson points an accusing finger at Nickturn and Redgulf
- [11:33pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: hur?
- [11:33pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: yer the two tha's got me out-er
- [11:34pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: gunnnn
- [11:34pm] • Nickturn_Redgulf snorts in loudly
- [11:34pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: wuzzat?
- [11:34pm] • Glundor_Glodson tries to cast something at Nickturn but accidentally ends up casting Hideous Laughter on himself
- [11:35pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: hehehe
- [11:35pm] • Glundor_Glodson is incapacitated by a lengthy, screeching fit of laughter
- [11:35pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: hav s'more
- [11:35pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: iffn 's tha good an'all
- [11:38pm] Glundor_Glodson: Ach, ta heeell *hic* wif this soddin' situation! Ahm sober enurf ta find me own way back!
- [11:38pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: [hehe- I love this]
- [11:38pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: alrigh' den mister dwarf
- [11:38pm] • Glundor_Glodson , recovered from the spell, straightens himself, hitches up his belt, walks forwards down the path and careens straight into a tree
- [11:38pm] Glundor_Glodson: Agh!
- [11:39pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: ner met a dwarf tha' couldn' hold 'is piss afore
- [11:39pm] • Glundor_Glodson shouts loudly at the tree: Oh yer all at me nuu, aren't ya, ya bugger!
- [11:40pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: yeh dropped yer axe
- [11:40pm] • Glundor_Glodson casts Cause Fear at the tree; the tree seems unimpressed
- [11:40pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: oi- dwarfy
- [11:40pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: 'ere
- [11:40pm] Glundor_Glodson: An' don't be lookin' ta pick my pockets again, y'hear!
- [11:40pm] • Glundor_Glodson pokes the tree angrily
- [11:40pm] • Nickturn_Redgulf claps the dwarf on the shoulders
- [11:40pm] Glundor_Glodson: Eh, what you gobberin' aboot?
- [11:41pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: ah don' think the bark on this one's got anny bite
- [11:41pm] • Glundor_Glodson glares up at Nuckturn with angry dwarf eyes
- [11:41pm] Glundor_Glodson: Sure as hell had a bite at me jus' noo!
- [11:41pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: ah well den- carr' on
- [11:41pm] • Glundor_Glodson snatches at his back
- [11:41pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: me, imma go drink summah
- [11:42pm] • Nickturn_Redgulf turns to go
- [11:42pm] Glundor_Glodson: Now where in th' blazes is me axe!
- [11:42pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: 's ov' dere
- [11:42pm] • Nickturn_Redgulf gestures with the booze bottle
- [11:42pm] • Glundor_Glodson falters halfway through casting Hold Person when he spots the axe
- [11:42pm] Glundor_Glodson: ..Right!
- [11:42pm] Glundor_Glodson: I bloody knew that!
- [11:43pm] • Glundor_Glodson toddles over to the axe, picks it up, and mistrustingly eyes Nickturn as he takes a few steps backwards
- [11:43pm] • Nickturn_Redgulf stumbles down the path, slightly unsteady
- [11:44pm] • Glundor_Glodson hits a rock with his foot, almost loses his balance, waving his arms all over the place, gives Nickturn one last glare, then toddles away at some speed
- [11:44pm] Glundor_Glodson: I'll remember this! ..ale and all!
- [11:44pm] Nickturn_Redgulf: (mumbling) ner met a dwarf afore tha dropped 'is axe 'n couln' hold 'is booze
- [11:44pm] • Glundor_Glodson summons a mount and soon vanishes out of sight
- [11:44pm] You are now known as Glun.
- [11:45pm] Nickturn_Redgulf is now known as DavidSlain.
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