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  1. [9:29:22 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: azazel voice I'LL FIGHT YOU!!! FIGHT ME
  2. [9:30:04 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: //Judas voice// ALRIGHTY THEN!!! I'LL FUCKN FIGHT
  3. [9:30:26 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: azazel voice DOES IT COUNT AS FIGHTING MY OWN ASS IF WE SHARE A BODY
  4. [9:30:57 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: //Judas voice// UHHHHH I THINK SO?!?
  5. [9:31:45 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: i cannot believe these children
  6. [9:32:31 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: me either
  7. [9:32:49 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: //laz voice// guys.. no
  8. [9:33:07 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: when they fight whoever is fronting gets a headache. eve wonders why her head hurts so much??? are those assholes fighting again
  9. [9:33:40 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: azazel voice F I G H T M E
  10. [9:33:57 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: just pet their wings and they will Calm
  11. [9:34:31 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: do you remember when
  12. [9:34:46 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: lazazel f
  13. [9:35:23 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: yes??? im always here for laz/azazel
  14. [9:35:41 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: they must merge
  15. [9:35:58 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: GOD how would that even look
  16. [9:37:20 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: IDK s h r u g s
  17. [9:37:49 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: red head azazel. omg
  18. [9:37:54 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: little nerd demon
  19. [9:38:04 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: omg ginger demon
  20. [9:38:31 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: somehow their wigs got mixed up??? nice one idiots
  21. [9:38:54 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: its not until judas starts laughing his ass off at azazel that they notice. eden thinks its cute
  22. [9:39:00 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: laz just looks goth as fuck
  23. [9:39:26 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: azazel's infulence got to him
  24. [9:40:03 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: thats what everyone thinks but they just mixed up the wigs. samson is just like 'eeey laz going for a new look'
  25. [9:41:00 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: thank samson
  26. [9:41:24 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: laz is ???? but then 'OH NO'
  27. [9:41:43 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: runs in the other room. theres azazel, head hung with eden trying to comfort them
  28.  
  29. [9:49:56 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: can i share silly headmate garbage headcanons tho
  30. [9:50:16 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: yes
  31. [9:50:19 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: please
  32. [9:50:57 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: SO assuming isaac gets out alive and lives a decent life. living with 8~ other ppl in an appartment sure is a handfull
  33. [9:51:25 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: isaac is probably a freelance artist bc trying to keep up a job with 8 other assholes is. problematic
  34. [9:51:33 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: BUT azazel. this kid
  35. [9:52:03 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: they're so into night clubs and probably go hard on drugs sometimes
  36. [9:52:19 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: so anyone who fronts after them is just. oh god why am i tasting colors. AZAZEL
  37. [9:52:38 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: O MG
  38. [9:54:07 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: And Azazel would often influence the other 8 and usually it's poor Lazarus and Cain.
  39. [9:54:26 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: i imagine cain is also Quite the junkie tbh,
  40. [9:54:46 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: and eden can handle the hangovers, laz kinda can???
  41. [9:54:56 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: azazel u are SUCH a bad influence on your alters
  42. [9:55:48 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: //isaac voice// Lazarus is hanving a hangover?! AZAZEL
  43. [9:55:58 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: azazel voice I ONLY HAD 3!!!
  44. [9:56:10 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: azazel voice .......BOTTLES OF VODKA.......
  45. [9:56:28 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: isaac voice GODDAMNIT AZAZEL
  46. [9:56:41 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: azazel voice THEY WERE DOING BODY SHOTS I COULDN'T SAY NO
  47. [9:57:13 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: isaac voice THEN WHAT ABOUT LAZARUS OVER HERE
  48. [9:57:56 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: azazel voice I WAS HOPING JUDAS WOULD FRONT SO I COULD GET REVENGE
  49. [9:58:44 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: laz voice uuuuuwwwaaeeega..... hmm..?????
  50. [9:59:09 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: eve voice azazel you're an idiot
  51. [9:59:50 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: azazel voice WELL AT LEAST IT WASN'T THAT BAD OF A HANGO-
  52. [10:00:39 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: laz voice ohhhh nooo- BLEARHH
  53. [10:01:20 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: (( http://azazelreplies.tumblr.com/post/103854806392/me-and-eden-huh-bonus-thing-because-reasons LOOK
  54. [10:01:49 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: azazel voice WELP
  55. [10:02:27 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: SCREAMS
  56. [10:03:24 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: LITTLE TINY SMOOCH
  57. [10:04:57 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: eden voice azazel are you high
  58. [10:05:28 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: azazel voice no //hides bong//
  59. [10:05:38 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: eden voice AZAZEL,
  60. [10:05:56 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: azazel ......yES
  61. [10:06:32 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: eden voice YOU BETTER SHARE
  62. [10:07:13 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: azazel OH.. Ok //hands the bong over//
  63. [10:07:48 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: eden /TAKES A HUGE HIT/ holy shit azazel. if we're fighting angels are we satan
  64. [10:08:13 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: azazel hOLY SHIT
  65. [10:08:58 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: eden AZAZEL. DO FLIES HAVE FEELINGS
  66. [10:09:10 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: eden these are important questions
  67. [10:09:42 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: azazel hmmmm
  68. [10:09:53 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: azazel they have feelers soo..
  69. [10:09:56 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: yes
  70. [10:10:15 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: eden /falls over/ holy shit
  71. [10:10:42 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: i like how we swapped muses for crack. nice
  72. [10:11:06 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: indeed
  73. [10:12:08 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: in the headspace the two constant questions are 'is azazel getting high right now' and 'did cain sell one of our organs for loan sharks'
  74. [10:13:08 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: lazarus wakes up in an ice bath and is like HOLY SHIT!!1!
  75. [10:13:24 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: EVERYONE PANICS
  76. [10:13:35 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: CAIN WHAT THE FUCK MAN,
  77. [10:13:51 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: cain voice it was either that or we go to mexico
  78. [10:14:21 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: lazarus GOD FUCKING DAMMIT CAIN
  79. [10:15:02 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: lazarus has a quite the mouth on him when he's angry
  80. [10:15:22 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: its very scary. all the headmates fear him
  81. [10:15:47 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: cain gets into So Much Shit bc of his gambling thing
  82. [10:16:18 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: everyone recived a grim reminder that day...
  83. [10:16:48 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: isaac wakes up on the side of the road. what the fuck
  84. [10:16:56 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: isaac voice CAIN WHAT DID YOU DO!!
  85. [10:18:11 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: cain well... I gambled..
  86. [10:18:42 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: isaac did you get the shit beat out of you. i can't feel my leg???? and my face is pretty damn swolen
  87. [10:19:33 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: cain //turns around to reveal a copious amount of bruises and cuts// yeah..
  88. [10:20:14 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: isaac NICE ONE
  89. [10:20:27 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: god these kids are all hot messes of young adults tbh
  90. [10:20:36 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: except for maggy. thank god for her
  91. [10:20:45 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: Praise Maggy
  92. [10:21:38 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: even laz can get into trouble
  93. [10:21:43 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: idk what he'd do tho??
  94. [10:22:39 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: hmmmm
  95. [10:23:01 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: oh my god. what if. laz got really bad road rage
  96. [10:23:10 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: OMG
  97. [10:23:25 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: he is the sweetest thing everywhere else but the second he gets behind the wheel. god help you
  98. [10:24:03 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: laz voice OH YOU HAD TO PARK THERE DID YOU?! GOD FUCKING DAMIN IT
  99. [10:24:24 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: laz voice YOU FFFFUCKING CUT ME OFF!! IM GOING TO CUT YOUR DICK OFF SHITLORD
  100. [10:24:40 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: IM CHOK ING HOLY FUC J]
  101. [10:25:26 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: And thats why he rarely drives
  102. [10:26:19 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: isaac voice oh laz you need to drive??? uh. how about you let azazel drive you there and then you can front!!
  103. [10:26:39 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: azazel voice i am high as hell but this is probably the best option
  104. [10:27:23 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: laz voice oh alright then
  105. [10:27:37 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: cain voice THANK GOD
  106. [10:27:42 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: all the alters sigh in relief. another incident avoided
  107. [10:27:47 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: another day of not waking up in jail
  108. [10:28:22 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: or waking up in battered up shape
  109. [10:28:56 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: waking up in a car wreck, the usual for these actual train wrecks
  110. [10:29:52 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: pretty much waking up in an unfamiliar place is par for the course with these kids
  111. [10:30:03 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: once samson woke up in canada. ask judas about that
  112. [10:30:34 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: samson voice //sees forigien animals// WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE
  113. [10:31:06 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: samson voice WHAT ARE WITH THESE DUCKS?!?!
  114. [10:31:15 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: samson voice SON OF A BITCH
  115. [10:31:33 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: all the alters look on in horror. who did it. who mackled
  116. [10:33:03 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: judas is reading in the corner of the headspace and whistling. well.
  117. [10:33:51 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: judas voice sooo i accidentally got on a train drunk. oops
  118. [10:34:35 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: eden voice seriously
  119. [10:34:50 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: eden voice who does that..... you
  120. [10:35:12 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: judas voice C'MON I COULDN'T NOT HAVE 20 JELLO SHOTS
  121. [10:35:24 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: http://textsfromlastnight.com/ all of these are 100% from one alter to another
  122. [10:36:10 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: yes this is 100% cannon
  123. [10:36:25 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: {azazel text} (267): Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
  124. [10:37:31 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: {isaac text} I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
  125. [10:37:36 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: (lazarus text) (832): Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
  126. [10:37:38 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: ( cain did it)
  127. [10:37:47 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: GOD laz ur incredible
  128. [10:38:20 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: {azazel text} this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
  129. [10:39:08 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: (cain text) (219): The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
  130. [10:39:38 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: maggy wakes up in the waffle house parking lot. when will she ever wake up in a bed
  131. [10:39:55 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: probably never
  132. [10:40:47 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: { azazle or eden text} I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
  133. [10:41:40 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: {azazel text} the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
  134. [10:41:49 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: (samson text) Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
  135. [10:42:05 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: {cain text } AZAZEL THAT MEANS THEY'VE SEEN ALL OF US NAKED
  136. [10:42:23 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: GOD samson. they always get arrested on thanksgiving
  137. [10:43:06 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: (eden text) Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
  138. [10:43:19 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: GOOD LORD EDEN
  139. [10:43:32 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: well. it was azazels fault
  140. [10:44:48 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: I headcannon that since theres originally 10 characters and 10 forms of eden, I like to believe that their persona of that certain person
  141. [10:45:00 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: {azazel text} And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
  142. [10:45:05 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: OOOOH thats sooo hella
  143. [10:45:25 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: I thought it was cool too
  144. [10:45:52 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: (eve text) Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
  145. [10:46:10 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: EVE holds her hand
  146. [10:47:15 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: (isaac or lazarus text) this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
  147. [10:47:25 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: GOD
  148. [10:47:31 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: isaac please
  149. [10:47:45 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: {judas to azazel} Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
  150. [10:48:16 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: (azazel to lazarus) I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
  151. [10:48:27 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: GGGGOD
  152. [10:48:35 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: azazel in a nutshell tbh
  153. [10:49:18 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: (lazarus to azazel or eden) I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
  154. [10:49:48 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: {azazel text} WE SHARE A BODY WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO
  155. [10:50:05 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: (lazarus text) fuck
  156. [10:50:45 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: (lazarus text) Do you think I shoud jump out?
  157. [10:50:46 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: {samson or judas to azazel probably} They are going to name an STD after you.
  158. [10:50:58 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: {azazel text} DO IT OR YOU'RE GAY
  159. [10:51:17 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: (laz text) OKAY FINE
  160. [10:51:30 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: Lazarus almost died that day
  161. [10:52:04 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: he broke their legs and when azazel fronted they just. oh shit
  162. [10:52:12 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: limps home. this is fine
  163. [10:52:54 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: when they get home the others are like HOLY FUCK
  164. [10:53:23 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: azazel voice SHOULD I CALL 911????
  165. [10:53:57 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: lazarus voice PLEASE GODDAMIT AAAAAAAHHHHH FUCKIN HELL SHITLORD
  166. [10:54:26 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: azazel voice OK DONT DIE
  167.  
  168. [10:54:35 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: that was a traumatizing day for the kids
  169. [10:55:17 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: {isaac to azazel} Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
  170. [10:55:29 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: azazel please isaac pays the rent here and you are a mess
  171. [10:56:10 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: <judas text> 11/10 would buy him a McLobster
  172. [10:57:12 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: {azazel text} FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
  173. [10:57:21 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: THATS SO AZAZEL IM HOWLING AT THAT STILL
  174. [10:58:01 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: <laz to cain> We can get drunk and battle coyotes
  175. [10:58:24 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: battle coyotes. nice one laz
  176. [10:58:37 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: cain wakes up and there are coyotes in the aparment. he was serious
  177. [10:58:53 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: lazarus doesn't fuck around
  178. [11:00:01 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: {azazel text} I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
  179. [11:00:12 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: azazel is actually a fucking wreck in this au (?)
  180. [11:01:06 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: yes but he's their fucking wreck.. their fucking wreck..
  181. [11:01:50 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: <Cain to Laz> I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
  182. [11:02:08 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: laz what did you do last night
  183. [11:02:33 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: Lazarus fought coyotes and got drunk
  184. [11:03:12 PM | Edited 11:03:28 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: {isaac} THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND CAIN CRASHED THROUGH.
  185. {azazel} I'm surprised me and Cain survived 11 of your coffee tables.
  186.  
  187. {isaac} YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
  188. [11:03:47 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: isaac is actually in Hell with these idiots destroying his apartment when he has no control over it
  189. [11:04:15 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: <Isaac> WHO THE FUCK PUT COYOTES IN OUR APARTMENT?!
  190. [11:04:43 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: { azazel } I THINK IT WAS LAZ???? IT WAS KNAWING ON MY ARM A FEW HOURS AGO, SORRY TO WHOEVER FRONTS NEXT
  191. [11:05:06 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: isaac and his alters could be an incredible sitcom
  192. [11:05:40 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: <Laz> I bought 3 Coyotes for the price of $300
  193. [11:06:19 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: <laz> JK I actually carried them here myself.
  194. [11:06:37 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: { azazel } good lord laz you're hardcore
  195. [11:07:20 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: <cain> he's more hardcore than you azazel
  196. [11:07:39 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: { azazel} NO ONE CAN BE MORE HARDCORE THAN ME, I'LL SHOW YOU
  197. [11:09:52 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: and whoever fronts after that is just like. holy shit. i can see sounds and can't feel my face???
  198. [11:10:09 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: they look at their phone. one text from azazel
  199. [11:10:12 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: I TOLD YOU
  200. [11:11:49 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: Then theres a selfie of lazarus standing in front of a burning building that he put on fire himself with the words of "who's hardcore now?".
  201. [11:12:20 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: JESUS CHRIST isaac looks at the photo and just. sighs. goes back to bed. its not worth it today
  202. [11:13:10 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: 'all of my headmates are egotistical, drug abusers, and all around completely out of control' an autobiography by isaac
  203. [11:13:11 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: and cain like "my boy has grown up,,,"
  204. [11:13:40 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: cain is so proud,,,,, judas is disgusted but also intriuged
  205. [11:14:00 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: all be cause of the coyotes...
  206. [11:14:13 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: the coyote saga is truly a terrible thing
  207. [11:14:59 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXd_5s60pHw Their song
  208. [11:15:24 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: GGGG I ACTUALLY ADORE THIS SONG its perfect
  209. [11:15:57 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: azazel brings random guys home all the time. maggy wakes up next to one and screams
  210. [11:16:15 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: azazel no
  211. [11:16:37 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: azazel please
  212. [11:17:02 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: eden finds it v entertaining tbh
  213. [11:18:37 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: <eden to azazel and laz> if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
  214. [11:20:27 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: EDEN PLEASE
  215. [11:20:41 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: EDEN WHATS WITH YOU
  216. [11:20:46 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: EDENS A WRECK TOO
  217. [11:20:56 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: EVERYONES A WRECK
  218. [11:21:22 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: NOT EXACTLY EVERYONE BUT MOST OF THEM
  219. [11:21:30 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: LIKE. EVERYONE BUT MAGGY AND ISAAC
  220. [11:23:14 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: I often cherish how lazarus admires and looks up to samson
  221. [11:23:39 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: TTTHATS SO CUTE he wants to be as angry as sam
  222. [11:25:41 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: Like he just wants to be on his level and practice with him
  223. [11:27:10 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: soon u will be an angry little young adult kid, you can do it
  224. [11:27:29 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: you gotta believe
  225. [11:29:15 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: just drink and lot and terrorize your apartment complex
  226. [11:32:35 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: <cain to laz> He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
  227. [11:34:18 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: CCCAIN OMG
  228. [11:34:39 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: i can imagine the judging stares he is giving. how Dare you
  229. [11:36:43 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: http://i.imgur.com/6ntmzdJ.png Panic at the Disco gives me to much ideas
  230. [11:37:03 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  231. [11:37:15 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: GINGER AZAZEL IM YELLIN SO LOUD
  232. [11:37:28 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: LAZAZEL HAS BEEN BORN
  233. [11:37:51 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0_zxfKTVbQ this is my fave p!atd song actually
  234. [11:38:10 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: idk who this could fit??? well. azazel and someone else
  235. [11:39:18 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: I Just thought of Samson and Lazarus
  236. [11:39:59 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: what is wrong with me
  237. [11:40:05 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: this is madness
  238. [11:40:33 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: OOOOO THATS, TH A TS
  239. [11:41:15 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: that ship is growing on me. im going to kick your ass
  240. [11:42:28 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: Im going to kick your ass then I'll kick my own ass
  241. [11:43:17 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: im going to kick BOTH of our asses at the SAME TIME
  242. [11:43:43 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: AT MAX ASS KICKING VELOCITY
  243. [11:44:53 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: THIS SHIP IS KICKING MY ASS!!!
  244. [11:45:19 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: IT'S KICKING MY ASS
  245. [11:46:32 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: <lazarus to Samson> One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next cain's peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
  246. [11:47:20 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: CCCCHRIST
  247. [11:47:33 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: http://gawker.com/my-14-hour-search-for-the-end-of-tgi-fridays-endless-ap-1606122925 this is 100% cain
  248. [11:48:44 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: this is PERFECT OMG
  249. [11:49:21 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: he has seen hell with his own eyes and it is endless mozzarella sticks
  250. [11:49:53 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: <cain> //war flashbacks//
  251. [11:50:12 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: <cain> //remembers the time with the ice bath//
  252. [11:50:23 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: judas dared him. cain does not back down from a dare
  253. [11:51:32 PM] 【 ICARUS 】: he streaked down 6 blocks bc samson dared him. no one thought he would do it
  254. [11:52:27 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: samson voice he acTUALLY DID IT
  255. [11:52:37 PM] RazzleDazzleEden: samson voice HE DID IT
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