Ring Ring Ring Bananaphone - Where Banana Means Penis M4M

[M4M] RING RING RING BANANAPHONE - WHERE BANANA MEANS PENIS [JOI][straight friend instructs you][inexperience]

Hey. I wonder how long it took you to find this. [laugh]

So, you left your phone at my apartment, and I knew I couldn't just leave it be. I was thinking about taking a bunch of dick pics and leaving them on here for you to find, but you'd probably like that wouldn't you? And then I thought, 'Hey, we're not in high school anymore; I don't *have* be immature and try to totally gross you out, and maybe—I can actually do something nice.' You're probably laughing right now. If you are, shutup. I'm getting soft in my old age, I know. So I was going to take a bunch of dick pics for you, but instead, I thought maybe I'd do something more...intimate. Besides, dick pics are just so 2013.

[sexy voice] What I'm saying is, get your cock out right now because I'm going to tell you how to jerk it. [laugh]

All right. Take your pants off and get lubed up, or do whatever else you need to do. Are you ready? Put your hand on your cock. Yup, like that. Squeeze it. Just give it a good squeeze. Does, uhhh, does that feel good? Start stroking it. Slow. Just go slowly at first.

Bear with me here. I have no idea what I'm doing. Ha, bear with me—sounds like “bare”—like, naked. “Bare with me” makes it sound like we're getting naked together. [awkward throat clear] Um, anyway. Yeah, go slow for now.

I'm sitting on my bed in a tank top and basketball shorts. I'm not wearing underwear because I just got out of the shower. I bet you'd like to see, wouldn't you? I've noticed you checking out my bulge when I wear sweatpants. It's cool. Look all you want. I'm kind of flattered, to be honest.

Now start stroking faster. Come on. Get yourself all worked up. Give it a little twist when you reach the head. Yeah, feels good, doesn't it? I know it does because even though it's my first time telling someone to masturbate, I do have a penis. And I do masturbate. Oh let me tell you, do I ever masturbate. I bet you'd love to watch that, wouldn't you?

You know what else I like to do? I take just my index finger and my thumb, and I make a really small hole with them. Try it. Make a really small hole, and put it on the tip of your cock. Now thrust into it. Make it so the hole's just big enough to get through. Pretend you're shoving yourself in to a really tight ass. Do you want to pretend it's my ass? Think about me lying on my back with my knees pulled up to my shoulders waiting for you. Thrust into it. Use your hips to move in and out of the—to move in and out of *my* hole.

You're probably about to cum already, aren't you? Hold it off. Your straight friend is telling you how to touch yourself. Don't go and waste that by cumming too soon.

Keep using your thumb and index finger, but move them to the base of your shaft. Stroke really fast. Go up and down a small area near the base, but go really fast.

What I mean is, I don't want this to be just any old jerk off session. I don't want you to get to the end and think, “Oh, that was nice. I enjoyed it.” When you get to the end, I want your whole body spasming while your dick shoots like a firehose. I want you so lost in your orgasm that you forget to breathe. Got it?

All right, do the exact same thing you're doing to your base, only move up and do it to the head. Just rub a small area really quickly. Do that and clench your butt. Clench it and release it quickly over and over. Ugh, that feels so good, doesn't it? It gets me rock hard and almost cumming in no time. I can barely handle that feeling. When I clench, it feels like I'm jerking off from the inside. The feelings in the head and the base shoot right through my shaft.

I know you're ready to let your load off now. All right, use your whole hand to stroke. All the way up and down. That's what you needed, isn't it? [teasing] Your cum is probably trying to seep out, isn't it? Are you ready? Are you *just* about there?

Well stop stroking, you don't get to cum yet. I haven't even taken my shorts off. What kind of friendship would this be if you were the only one to cum?

I'm going to take [taking off shorts] these off and start stroking. You just take a breather for a minute. Re-up on the lube if you need to.

[insert moans and stroking sounds as you see fit from here on out]

Well shit. I'm most of the way hard already. Ugh, I needed this. Ok, start rubbing the underside of your cock. Keep your hand flat and just slide up and down. Maybe do circles with your fingertips if you want. Does it turn you on, knowing that instructing you made me hard?

Ah, this feels so good. All right, grab your shaft and stroke for me. Stroke the length of it. We're going to cum together soon. I know you've already been going for a while, but I'm really fucking horny right now, so it shouldn't take me long.

I'm curious; I mean, I've noticed you checking me out, but what exactly would you want to *do* to me? Like, do you think about just taking me to bed and having your way with me? I hope not because that's way too boring. What about, like, fucking after we play basketball? Both of us are all tired and sweaty, and then we sneak off into the woods in the park. Or maybe we're playing video games, and the loser has to suck the winner's cock. Ok, that's actually kind of hot to think about. That sexual tension, just knowing as the game goes on that I'm getting closer and closer to you sucking me off.

What the fuck. I am not supposed to be this hard thinking about another dude. I'm throbbing, and I need to cum soon. This was supposed to be me just doing something dumb on your phone to make you laugh, but now...fuck! I'm leaking precum, and my dick is all swollen and veiny. It feels so warm in my hand, and…

Ok, I'm ready to explode. Are you ready? I hope you're ready by now. We're going to blow our loads together. Don't you want to hear my moans as all your muscles jump and the warm cum erupts out of you? I hope so because I can't hold it. I'm so desperate to finish.

[improv orgasm with cum command]

[after recovering] Ok, so that—I'm not sure what I had planned, but I don't think that was it. I hope, uhhh, I did all right, and you enjoyed it? Just don't post this anywhere. I don't want to stumble upon my own voice when I'm trying to look for fapping material. I hope this doesn't make it weird next time we hang out. Just think, me getting harder every time I score a goal on you in FIFA...um. Anyway. Later. Or something.

[not realizing the phone is still recording] Fuck. Fuuuuck that was hot. Jesus man, this started as a joke, and now…[realizing the phone is recording] oh shit.