Twilight Can't Into Words (oneshit)

     >Day speaking fail in Equestria.
    >You wake up one morning when Twilight comes rushing into your room.
    "Anon! Would you into do the would is help?"
    >wat.
    "Twilight, what are you saying?"
    >She blushes, looking very distressed.
    "Am I the pony one which is one can't because you?"
    >Nope, still not making sense.
    "Twilight, speak fucking English!"
    >She grabs your PJ's, eyes brimming with panicked tears.
    "I spelled a thing that speaking maded me to give if can when does!"
    >You roll your eyes and push her to the door.
    "I don't know what you're saying, or what you want me to do about this. Now, if you can't express yourself properly, I want you to get the fuck out."
    >She lowers her eyes, shoulders shaking with sobs. You hear her whimpering pathetically. At last, she raises her chin and meets your eyes. Her voice cracks as she speaks.
    "Then why did what you did do more like as what opposed to it?"
    >You slam the door in her face and go back to bed.
    >I think we're done here.