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  1. 18:16 AltF5K Hello and welcome to Surfers Paradise
  2. 18:16 AltF5K Where GP4 has just experienced its first crash of the day
  3. 18:16 NormaI32 speaking of i ran weather for Macau Masters
  4. 18:16 NormaI32 monsoon in qualifying, dry race
  5. 18:16 RealRacingRoots shouldn't it just be the same weather that aerond used?
  6. 18:16 NormaI32 which it is
  7. 18:16 AltF5K So some nobody's gonna get pole
  8. 18:16 AltF5K And then disappear to the back of the field never to be heard from again
  9. 18:17 NormaI32 GP4 crash counter: 1
  10. 18:17 RealRacingRoots but it's macau
  11. 18:17 RealRacingRoots so no lead changes will happen
  12. 18:17 RealRacingRoots because second place will crash at san francisco
  13. 18:17 NormaI32 it's Macau on GP2
  14. 18:17 RealRacingRoots and the dork who got the pole will check out
  15. 18:18 RealRacingRoots me irl
  16. 18:19 AltF5K Time for Drifting?
  17. 18:19 RealRacingRoots fack no dude
  18. 18:19 RealRacingRoots had a terrible time trying to get home from downtown yesterday
  19. 18:19 RealRacingRoots just tank slapping all the way home at like 10 kph
  20. 18:21 RealRacingRoots
  21. 18:21 RealRacingRoots also wazzle
  22. 18:22 RealRacingRoots is alex rullo in the 90 or 10% in terms of DVS runners
  23. 18:22 AltF5K He's in the 90%
  24. 18:22 AltF5K But given three more years and he could potentially make it into the 10%
  25. 18:22 RealRacingRoots but that's not gonna happen now is it?
  26. 18:22 AltF5K Oh no
  27. 18:22 AltF5K Hes gonna be bullied to submission by the midfield
  28. 18:22 AltF5K And never be heard from again
  29. 18:23 AltF5K Quallfying has started, btw
  30. 18:23 AltF5K And this is the weather right now: [Show YouTube video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9fhxa8yFb0)]
  31. 18:23 RealRacingRoots but hey, it's LDM doing what LDM does best
  32. 18:26 AltF5K And Stanaway's in the wall on the in-lap
  33. 18:26 AltF5K Frenchie also spun on his first hot lap
  34. 18:26 AltF5K Top 5 at the moment is Simpson, Heimgartner, Scotty Mac, Robertson and Evans
  35. 18:26 RealRacingRoots oh yeah wazzle, I'm suppose to get dumped on again tomorrow
  36. 18:26 *** NormaI32 quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  37. 18:27 RealRacingRoots and then it's gonna warm up big time on thursday
  38. 18:32 AltF5K This track's getting faster with every lap
  39. 18:32 AltF5K But still Simpson is on pole with 8 minutes remaining
  40. 18:34 RealRacingRoots oh man nuppiz's current profile picture fuckin rules
  41. 18:35 Salamander 1999 f1rgp2c after 6 races: http://formularejects.com/wiki/1999_Formula_1_Rejects_Grand_Prix_2_Championship_season#Standings
  42. 18:36 Salamander the most random winner in the series' history
  43. 18:36 Salamander (i think)
  44. 18:36 AltF5K Stewart 3rd and 5th
  45. 18:36 AltF5K Seems legit :L
  46. 18:40 AltF5K Stanaway to the top!
  47. 18:41 AltF5K And with that, Stanaway claims pole position by just 0.004 over teammate Dave Simpson
  48. 18:42 AltF5K Scotty Mac will start 3rd for race 1 with Mitch Evans alongside him
  49. 18:42 AltF5K Andre Heimgartner, Scott Pye, Jordan Lloyd, Lee Holdsworth, Alex Premat and Lee Rogers round out the top 10
  50. 18:51 Salamander 1999 f1rgp2c after 7 races: http://formularejects.com/wiki/1999_Formula_1_Rejects_Grand_Prix_2_Championship_season#Standings
  51. 18:55 Salamander stewart leads both championships
  52. 18:55 AltF5K And we are live in Surfers Paradise for the first of two races this weekend
  53. 18:55 AltF5K The two Prodrive Racing Australia cars will start from the front row, and will be clear favourites in the treacherous conditions
  54. 18:56 AltF5K However, we're expecting this track to dry out as the race goes along, so someone can spring a surprise with the right tyre calls
  55. 18:57 AltF5K Stanaway gets a terrible getaway, and is swamped by Simpson and McLaughlin!
  56. 18:57 AltF5K CRASHU!
  57. 18:58 AltF5K Robertson has locked his brakes heading into turn 3, and has slid into the back of Rogers and Evans!
  58. 18:59 AltF5K Evans climbs out of his car and is absolutely fuming
  59. 18:59 AltF5K Muirhead!
  60. 18:59 AltF5K He's in the wall at the Bartercard Esses
  61. 19:00 AltF5K The chaos has jumbled up the order, as Simpson leads lap one from Scotty Mac, Stanaway, Pye and Robertson
  62. 19:01 AltF5K Robertson!
  63. 19:01 AltF5K He's put it into the wall at three
  64. 19:01 AltF5K The Horan Racing driver is out of this one early
  65. 19:02 AltF5K And look who is there to greet him
  66. 19:02 AltF5K One furious Kiwi by the name of Mitch Evans
  67. 19:02 AltF5K The marshals are doing a great job of keeping these two apart as the race goes on around them
  68. 19:03 AltF5K Lloyd has lost a front wing in all the madness as well
  69. 19:03 AltF5K As Holdsworth is pointing the wrong way at the first chicane
  70. 19:04 AltF5K Renee Gracie continues to prove she's there for anything but her talent
  71. 19:04 AltF5K As she plants it firmly into the wall at the final corner
  72. 19:05 AltF5K The leaders meanwhile are now on lap 4, and Simpson is clearly holding McLaughlin up
  73. 19:05 AltF5K As we have another car backwards at the chicane
  74. 19:05 AltF5K This time Seamus Belcher in the lead STKR machine
  75. 19:06 AltF5K STANAWAY!
  76. 19:06 AltF5K He's looped it at the back chicane!
  77. 19:06 AltF5K With the way the field has strung out however, he manages to rejoin in 6th
  78. 19:07 AltF5K The order on lap 5 is Simpson, McLaughlin, Pye, Premat, Heimgartner, Stanaway, Morris, Foster-Thompson, Davies and Holdsworth
  79. 19:08 AltF5K This track is getting faster with every lap, but eventually there'll be a limit as to how far the Giti tyres will go
  80. 19:09 AltF5K As Weiron Tan finds out the hard way, as he's put his car into a nearby barrier
  81. 19:10 Salamander 1999 f1rgp2c after 8 races: http://formularejects.com/wiki/1999_Formula_1_Rejects_Grand_Prix_2_Championship_season#Standings
  82. 19:10 AltF5K A dry line is starting to form in places, as Heimgartner is the first to stop at the end of lap 7
  83. 19:10 Salamander ferrari finally remember how to finish a race
  84. 19:11 AltF5K Belcher is clearly having troubles in these conditions
  85. 19:11 AltF5K Or a fascination with looking at the corner he's just driven around
  86. 19:12 AltF5K As Aaron Watson puts a move on Adelaide Voeckler with extreme prejudice
  87. 19:13 AltF5K The Leketus crew are getting ready for a stop
  88. 19:13 AltF5K And Scotty Mac comes in from 2nd as Simpson and Pye light up the timesheets
  89. 19:14 AltF5K He comes back out in 5th, ahead of The Dude Paul Morris
  90. 19:15 AltF5K Watson has an off-track excursion while being lapped by Simpson
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  92. 19:17 AltF5K The 2 points for fastest lap has changed hands four times in the last two minutes
  93. 19:17 AltF5K Belcher is the current holder of that mark, but Simpson is set to eclipse that time this lap around
  94. 19:17 AltF5K PYE!
  95. 19:17 AltF5K HE'S THROWN IT INTO THE WALL!
  96. 19:18 AltF5K The Bryan Taylor man retires from what wast second place!
  97. 19:19 AltF5K And Simpson pits from the lead
  98. 19:19 AltF5K He has almost 28 seconds on McLaughlin who's already stopped
  99. 19:19 AltF5K Premat assumes the lead of the race
  100. 19:20 AltF5K And Simpson comes out just head of McLaughlin!
  101. 19:20 AltF5K Meanwhile, Shae Davies has set a new fastest lap
  102. 19:21 AltF5K The second Peak car is currently sitting in 12th of the sixteen still running
  103. 19:22 AltF5K Tim Blanchard's afternoon is over thanks to the help of a concrete barrier
  104. 19:22 Salamander 1999 f1rgp2c after 9 races: http://formularejects.com/wiki/1999_Formula_1_Rejects_Grand_Prix_2_Championship_season#Standings
  105. 19:23 Salamander stewart still OP
  106. 19:24 AltF5K The strategies people are employing are starting to play out
  107. 19:24 AltF5K Prodrive are asking Simpson to take this current set of tyres to the end
  108. 19:25 AltF5K Not that he's paid much attention to that as he's continually set fastest lap after fastest lap
  109. 19:25 AltF5K Leketus meanwhile are planning a second stop for McLaughlin before the end of this one
  110. 19:44 AltF5K We resume with Simpson crawling all over Premat for the lead
  111. 19:44 AltF5K The Frenchman is yet to stop however, and will have a fresh tyre advantage later on
  112. 19:44 AltF5K Paul Morris meanwhile is showing age is no limit, as he's up to an incredible 4th in his first open-wheel foray in nearly 20 years
  113. 19:45 AltF5K He's about to have Stanaway and Heimgartner give him grief however, and the Erebus crew are planning on bringing him in
  114. 19:46 AltF5K And we now have an epic three-way tussle for the lead between Premat, Simpson and McLaughlin
  115. 19:46 AltF5K Simpson goes for a move at the Bartercard Esses, but can't make it stick
  116. 19:46 Londoner who the fuck has entered Paul Morris in a open-wheel series?
  117. 19:46 AltF5K John Rafael
  118. 19:47 *** Gonzalez quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  119. 19:47 AltF5K And McLaughlin is now looking every which way to get past Simpson
  120. 19:47 AltF5K This trio's also coming up to lap Voeckler at a vast rate of knots
  121. 19:47 Salamander 1999 f1rgp2c after 11 races: http://formularejects.com/wiki/1999_Formula_1_Rejects_Grand_Prix_2_Championship_season#Standings
  122. 19:48 AltF5K Simpson has another dive at the Bartercard Chicane
  123. 19:48 AltF5K And he's through!
  124. 19:48 AltF5K Premat drops into 2nd, but has his Supercars teammate right behind him
  125. 19:48 Londoner so Cannon either won or retired
  126. 19:48 Londoner Eh, I'll take it
  127. 19:49 AltF5K Behind them, Stanaway and Heimgarter are running in close proximity in 4th and 5th
  128. 19:49 AltF5K With Belcher, Holdsworth, Rogers, Davies and Morris rounding out the top 10
  129. 19:50 AltF5K PREMAT!
  130. 19:50 AltF5K He's pointing the wrong way at the esses!
  131. 19:50 AltF5K McLaughlin's through into 2nd!
  132. 19:51 AltF5K The main battle on track now is between Rogers, Davies and Morris for the back end of the top 10
  133. 19:52 AltF5K With Foster-Thompson catching this trio at well over a second a lap
  134. 19:53 AltF5K ROGERS!
  135. 19:53 AltF5K He defends too hard against Davies, and both are off the road!
  136. 19:53 AltF5K Morris moves up into P8 while Rogers drops to 10th
  137. 19:54 AltF5K Belcher meanwhile pits from 6th
  138. 19:54 AltF5K And rejoins in 12th behind teammate Bianchi
  139. 19:54 AltF5K As McLaughlin pits from P2
  140. 19:54 AltF5K He'll have only 13 laps to run on this set of tyres
  141. 19:55 AltF5K But will he be able to catch Simpson in that time?
  142. 19:55 AltF5K He rejoins in 4th, just behind Simpson's teammate Stanaway
  143. 19:57 AltF5K Heimgartner pits from 5th
  144. 19:57 AltF5K CRASHU!
  145. 19:57 AltF5K STANAWAY!
  146. 19:57 AltF5K MCLAUGHLIN!
  147. 19:57 AltF5K THEY'RE BOTH IN THE WALL!
  148. 19:57 AltF5K Oh Scotty
  149. 19:58 AltF5K He's misjudged the braking into turn 3, and has run into Stanaway
  150. 19:58 AltF5K Scotty Mac continues relatively unscathed, but Stanaway's day is done
  151. 19:58 AltF5K This moves Holdsworth up into 4th
  152. 19:58 AltF5K And, amazingly, Paul Morris is now back into 5th place
  153. 19:59 AltF5K Having kept his head amongst the madness
  154. 19:59 AltF5K Premat pits from 2nd
  155. 20:00 AltF5K And rejoins behind Holdsworth in 4th
  156. 20:00 AltF5K Heimgartner is all over the back of Morris at the moment
  157. 20:00 AltF5K And fancies a crack at a top 5 finish here today
  158. 20:01 AltF5K The duo have pulled away from the two Peak cars behind them for the time being
  159. 20:01 AltF5K We also have a fight to the death for last place at the moment between Aaron Watson and Adelaide Voeckler
  160. 20:01 AltF5K The two scrublords are squabbling over 13th and 14th
  161. 20:02 AltF5K Simpson has started lap 25 of 34, and is coming up to lap the two BRM cars of Rogers and Lloyd
  162. 20:03 AltF5K The former ARWS race winner has a mammoth 35 second lead over McLaughlin at the moment
  163. 20:03 AltF5K But will his tyres hang on?
  164. 20:04 AltF5K The battle for the final podium spot is starting to get spicy, as Premat looks to steal that spot from Holdsworth
  165. 20:05 AltF5K And Frenchie does so with ease
  166. 20:06 AltF5K The action continues to escalate, as the two Peak cars are now in tandem with Belcher keeping watching brief behind
  167. 20:07 AltF5K AND THEY'VE COME TOGETHER AT THE CHICANE!
  168. 20:07 AltF5K Miraculously, there's no major damage, but there's gonna be some angry drivers after the race over that
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  170. 20:08 AltF5K Heimgartner tries a move on Morris
  171. 20:08 AltF5K And Morris responds by shoving him off the road
  172. 20:09 AltF5K He rejoins without losing a position, but the Nesia crew will not be happy with that move from The Dude
  173. 20:10 AltF5K McLaughlin is taking huge chunks of time out of Simpson
  174. 20:10 *** Gonzalez quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  175. 20:10 AltF5K However, with 26 seconds to make up over 6 laps, it'll be a bridge too for for the 2018 Supercars champion
  176. 20:11 AltF5K The Davies/Belcher feud for 7th and 8th is far from resolved
  177. 20:11 AltF5K While Bianchi, Foster-Thompson and Rogers are going hammer and tong for the final top 10 positions
  178. 20:12 AltF5K Belcher is through on Davies, and moves up into 7th
  179. 20:14 AltF5K As Lee Rogers moves into the top 10 at the expense of Foster-Thompson
  180. 20:14 *** RobDylan joined #f1rejects
  181. 20:15 AltF5K McLaughlin's still trying hard to close down this gap
  182. 20:15 AltF5K He's got it down to 20 seconds with just over three to go
  183. 20:16 AltF5K Heimgartner has closed right back to the Morris' gearbox
  184. 20:16 AltF5K And resumes their prior battle for 5th
  185. 20:17 AltF5K Scotty Mac's managed to work the gap down to 14 seconds with 2 to go
  186. 20:18 AltF5K But he has three cars between him and the leader
  187. 20:19 AltF5K Simpson starts his final lap
  188. 20:19 AltF5K Rogers is off at the first chicane
  189. 20:20 AltF5K And rejoins in 12th behind teammate Lloyd
  190. 20:21 AltF5K In the end, our championship leader did it comfortably
  191. 20:21 AltF5K As Dave Simpson crosses the line to WIN AT SURFERS PARADISE!
  192. 20:21 AltF5K Scott McLaughlin comes home in 2nd for Leketus, while Alex Premat walks away with a surfboard in 3rd
  193. 20:22 AltF5K MORRIS!
  194. 20:22 AltF5K HEIMGARTNER!
  195. 20:22 AltF5K THEY'VE COME TOGETHER AT THE ESSES AGAIN!
  196. 20:22 AltF5K And Heimgartner is again the loser in this exchange!
  197. 20:22 Londoner fatass Morris pls
  198. 20:22 AltF5K BELCHER!
  199. 20:22 AltF5K HE PUTS IT IN THE WALL AVOIDING THE STRANDED HEIMGARTNER!
  200. 20:22 Salamander 1999 f1rgp2c after 12 races: http://formularejects.com/wiki/1999_Formula_1_Rejects_Grand_Prix_2_Championship_season#Standings
  201. 20:23 AltF5K He's out of what would have been an incredible 6th place for STKR!
  202. 20:23 AltF5K As it stands, he'll finish in 7th, as Simpson has lapped everyone from 8th onwards
  203. 20:29 AltF5K Erebus Motorsport have double reason to celebrate, with Holdsworth and Morris finishing 4th and 5th ahead of an irate Heimgartner
  204. 20:29 AltF5K 7th will be Belcher ahead of Shae Davies, Andrea Bianchi and Benjamin Foster-Thompson
  205. 20:29 AltF5K Lloyd, Rogers, Voeckler and Watson round out the remaining finishers
  206. 20:30 AltF5K Scotty Mac walks away with the two points for fastest lap with a 1:38.216
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