Royal's Royals

I jump into solo queue,
Don't have a single friend to du, uo with.
Waiting hours is the best,
And then finally, it's champselect

And everybody's like
mid or feed, instalockin' a-d-c
who do I ban? Kassadin, (cause) he's op.
I don't care, I'm playing heimerdinger anywhere.

Then we get into game,
**** wrong runes, lol I have wrong mast'ries
double jungle?, why did mid bring clarity?
it's gg, might as well ff at 20

And I'll never be royal, (royal),
Cause I'll be stuck in platinum 3,
where all these scrubs are worse than me
they always afk or feed.

Oh how I wish I were Diamond, (diamond)
I know I'd get (in) easily,
if it weren't for, weren't for, weren't for, weren't for,
all these gold and plat baddies.