Ground Control to Major Sean
Ground Control to Major Sean
Take your Reddit shills before the hype is gone
Ground Control to Major Sean (ten, nine, eight, seven, six)
Commencing shitpost engines on (five, four, three)
Check paid reviews and may Todd's love be with you (two, one, liftoff)

This is Ground Control to Major Sean
You've really sold the game
And the players want to know if there's multiplayer
Now it's time to dodge the questions if you dare

This is Major Sean to Ground Control
I'm browsing through the tweets
And I'm lying in a most peculiar way
And the ratings look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a trainwreck
Far above the world
No Man's Sky is dead
Nothing's true what I once said

Though I'm past one hundred thousand lies
I'm feeling very still
And I think Molyneux knows which way to go
Tell EA I love them very much (they know)
Ground Control to Major Sean
Your hype is dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Sean?
Can you hear me, Major Sean?
Can you hear me, Major Sean?
Can you "Here am I floating 'round my trainwreck
Far above the moon
No Man's Sky is dead
Nothing's true what I once said