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Undoctrinated (Sunset Shimmer)

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  1. >Your mom called you to the kitchen.
  2. >When you come you see her with unknown bacon-haired girl.
  3. >"Nonny, when I was in the church I've met a really nice girl so I invited her to tea."
  4. >"You're Anon, right? Your mom told me so much about you. I'm Sunset, nice to meet you."
  5.  
  6. "It's nice to meet you too Sunset."
  7. >You extend a friendly hand, despite the butterflies in your stomach
  8. >Girls are by no means your forte, something your mother has always needled you about
  9. >Sunset takes your hand and shakes it politely
  10. >Her fingers are soft, a sharp contrast to the rough sausages you have
  11. >God, you're a slob
  12. >If only you had woken up in anything other than sweatpants and a wifebeater...
  13. >"So Anon, do you think you could set the table while I get the food ready?"
  14. "Sure mom."
  15. >She and Sunset return to their chat, and you retreat to the tea room
  16. >Usually, your parents only used it for when they had some uppity guests over
  17. >When this sort of thing happened, you'd just wait it out in your bedroom
  18. >Now, your mother was trying to fix you up with some spoiled orange girl from church, so you were obligated to stay
  19. >Rolling your eyes, you busy yourself putting the proper utensils in their respective spots
  20. >There would be hell to pay if a fucking spoon was misplaced
  21. >Such is life for an upper class shitlord like yourself
  22. >"Really Anon, are you going to have tea dressed like that?"
  23. >Your mother is stood behind you now, giving you a disapproving look
  24. "What difference does it make?"
  25. >She leans in, her voice dropping to a hiss
  26. >"Anon, you are going to make a nice impression on this girl, so help me god."
  27. >You stare at her incredulously
  28. >"She is polite, indoctrinated, and well bred. Now get upstairs and put some respectable clothes on."
  29.  
  30. "Jesus Christ fine."
  31. >You turn and stomp off quickly, hoping that Sunset didn't see the argument
  32. >"Don't take the lord's name in vain Anon!"
  33. >Why do have to deal with this shit?
  34. >As you ascend the stairs, you think back to your childhood
  35. >Going to church, attending bible study, picnics in the park with church groups
  36. >All of it went right over your head
  37. >Your parents threatened to throw your ass out almost daily, but were too big of pussies to actually get around to it
  38. >You enter your room, mind racing with things you wish you had said
  39. >Too bad it's literally impossible to flip religious people
  40. >Only an act of God can convince somebody that they've been wrong their whole life
  41. >You shake your head to stop the tirade of rage you're feeling
  42. >The present needs to be dealt with, it isn't time to listen to the voices in your head
  43. >There's a wide selection of clothes you have, from filthy casual all the way up to mega shitlord
  44. >You decide on a pair of jeans and a green button down shirt
  45. >Not too casual, but casual enough to push your mother's buttons
  46. >You check your hair in the mirror and go back downstairs
  47. >Your mother is sat at the tea table across from Sunset
  48. >The only other chair available is next to Sunset, so you take it
  49. >Sunset: "You look nice Anon."
  50. >Her politeness almost makes you cringe
  51. >"So do you."
  52. >Your own response actually makes you cringe a little
  53. >Still, you can't help but notice that Sunset actually is a very pretty girl
  54. >From her teal colored eyes, all the way to her rather accentuated chest
  55.  
  56. >"So Anon, did you go to church today?"
  57. >There it is, the question you always avoid in every conversation ever
  58. >And of course, it comes from Sunset
  59. "I don't go to church anymore."
  60. >Across the table, your mother's eyes narrow dangerously
  61. >Probably due to your casual appearance on top of your response
  62. >Sunset looks uncertainly at you
  63. >"Why don't you go to Church Anon?"
  64. >This time, you look your mother directly in the eyes before you speak
  65. "I'm allergic to bullshit."
  66. >The room goes deadly quiet
  67. >If you were in the company of extended family, you'd have kept your mouth shut
  68. >Presently, you could care less if Sunset didn't like you
  69. >It's not like she would have been interested anyway...
  70. >"Anon please watch your language at the tea table." your mother says venomously
  71. "Whatever."
  72. >Looking to your left, you see that Sunset looks a little uncomfortable, even disappointed
  73. >Suddenly, you feel like a jerk
  74. >She didn't ask to be here, your mother probably coerced her into it
  75. "So Sunset, you go to Canterlot High also?"
  76. >She perks up slightly at your change of topic
  77. >"Yeah, ever since I moved here a few years ago, I've been going there."
  78. "I don't see you around very often."
  79. >I tend to keep to myself mostly, some people still have a problem with me..."
  80. >You suddenly remember
  81. >This girl was the one ho blew up the front of the school...or something like that
  82. >And now she's a well mannered religious drone?
  83. "I guess people can really change huh?"
  84.  
  85. >"Yeah I guess so. I was a completely different person back then."
  86. "How so?"
  87. >"I was manipulative, cruel, and power hungry."
  88. >You do your best to listen, despite your attention ebbing away slowly
  89. >"Then I realized how wrong I was, how wonderful it was to have friends, and how the church could save me from myself."
  90. >Don't roll your eyes Anon
  91. >Don't be a dickhead
  92. >Across from you, your mother appears to be fighting to retain her approval
  93. >The sheer force of these cliches is causing you to become sick to your stomach, so you occupy yourself by drinking some of the swill your mother calls tea
  94. >Sunset copies you, taking a drink herself
  95. >She beams widely at your mother
  96. >"This tea is wonderful Mrs. Ymous
  97. >"Oh, it's no trouble at all dear."
  98. >Sunset stands up hesitantly
  99. >"Unfortunately, I need to go to work."
  100. >Your mother's face registers complete shock
  101. >"On a Sunday?"
  102. >Sunset: "Yeah, my manager is kind of mean about it, but I support myself, so I can't say no."
  103. >The concept of working for a living has stunned your mother into silence
  104. "I'll walk you to the door."
  105. >You lead her outside, where you look around for her car
  106. >There isn't one
  107. >"I'll see you later Anonymous."
  108. >She smiles at you and starts walking away
  109. "You're walking to work?"
  110. >"It's only a few miles"
  111. "Hold on, I'll drive you."
  112. >You go back inside and get your keys
  113. >As much as you'd like to go back to your plan of lurking and jerking, you can't in good conscience allow her to walk to work
  114. >Outside, she is waiting by the door of your Taurus
  115. >You're parents wanted you to have a decent car, but you'd said no
  116. >With your savings from work, you'd saved up to by the old 99' shitmobile from a friend at school
  117. "Let's go."
  118. >You and her climb into the car, and you peel out of the driveway
  119.  
  120. "So where am I taking you?"
  121. >"Do you know where Canterlot Steel is?"
  122. >You look at her, confused
  123. "You work at Canterlot Steel?"
  124. >"Yeah, I have to work in the front office taking phone calls."
  125. "I work at Canterlot Steel too"
  126. >Suddenly, you remember some of the guys talking about the red-yellow haired secretary with the 'great rack'
  127. >It must have been Sunset
  128. >"Really? Why don't I ever see you?"
  129. "I guess the warehouse guys never go to the front office much, unless they're getting fired."
  130. >Sunset seems very suprised by this news
  131. >"What do you do there?"
  132. "I run one of the 10 foot press breaks."
  133. >"Aren't those things dangerous?"
  134. "Very, especially considering that mine has a broken emergency stop button."
  135. >"Why don't you tell somebody?"
  136. >You laugh as you turn a corner into the industrial part of Canterlot
  137. "My luck isn't that good."
  138. >This confuses her
  139. >"You want to be hurt?"
  140. "I'll put it this way: if I get hurt, I don't have to work anymore, but I hate working, so I'll always be healthy enough to work."
  141. >"That's a silly way of thinking."
  142. "It's worked this far."
  143. >You stop at a traffic light and wait.
  144. >Sunset seems lost in thought, so you turn on the radio
  145. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2LdI7rzowk [Embed]
  146. >As you bob your head to the beat, Sunset seems appalled at the lyrics
  147. >"Is this what you listen to?"
  148. "Yep."
  149. >She stays silent though, and out of the corner of your eye you see one of her fingers tapping slowly on the armrest
  150. >You smirk slightly as you enter the front office parking lot of Canterlot Steel
  151. "Well, this is you."
  152. >She pauses
  153. >"Do you maybe want to come in with me? We don't really get a lot of calls on a Sunday and I could use somebody to talk to."
  154.  
  155. >Hanging out at work sounds like the shittiest thing to do on a weekend
  156. >Hanging out with a great looking chick sounds like a great thing to do on a weekend
  157. >What do Anon?
  158. >You take too long to decide, and Sunset opens the door sadly
  159. >"Don't worry about it Anon, I'll just put some music on or something."
  160. "Wait wait!"
  161. >You throw yourself from the car and lock the door behind you
  162. "I'll stay for a while, it's not like I have anything else to do today
  163. >Sunset smiles at you and walks to the front door
  164. >You brush past her, tip your metaphorical fedora, and hold the door for her
  165. >"Thanks Anon"
  166. >She walks to the timeclock and puts her hand down
  167. >Her score is 44
  168. >chekd
  169. >Then she turns back to the front office, where she goes into the conference room
  170. >"I prefer to use this over the secretaries desk, since this room has AC."
  171. >No AC, this is a problem that you can relate to heavily
  172. >She pulls the phone close to her and sits down
  173. >You take a chair on the other side of the conference table and put your boots up on it
  174. >Then you realize that you have a golden opportunity
  175. >You go back to the time clock and punch in
  176. >Corporate fuckers can pay you for overtime if you're going to be in this shithole on a weekend
  177. >Returning to Sunset, you find that she's waiting patently with her hands folded in her lap
  178. >Like Sunset said, the phone doesn't ring once over the course of two hours
  179. >Instead, you and her shoot the shit
  180. >School, work, politics
  181. >She tells you about her hobbies: knitting, church, singing, church, charity work, and finally, church
  182. >You think about telling her your hobbies, but decide against it
  183. >She doesn't need to know what you do at night
  184. >Instead, you tell her you enjoy biking and reading
  185. >Girls eat that shit up right?
  186.  
  187. >Around lunch time, Sunset gets up
  188. >"Um, Anon, do you maybe want to get some food?"
  189. >Shit, this was suddenly a lot more than you had anticipated
  190. >However, you doubt this girl has any lewd intentions, so you nod
  191. >"Great, I know a taco place nearby that we can stop by quickly."
  192. "Yeah, tacos sound good."
  193. >You and Sunset exit the building and get back into your car
  194. >With no AC, it's absolutely sweltering
  195. >"Man, it's hot."
  196. "Sorry, this thing never had working air conditioning."
  197. >"That's alright."
  198. >Out of the corner of your eye, you see Sunset slide her jacket off
  199. >Her blouse is rather...revealing...at least for a nice religious girl, and you find yourself torn between looking at her cleavage or the road
  200. >Choosing life, you decide to drive safely and let your dick sit this one out
  201. >"This is it here."
  202. >Sunset points to a taco truck, parked in a vacant lot next to an apartment complex
  203. "Looks sketchy."
  204. >"We can go somewhere else if you want to..."
  205. "I like sketchy."
  206. >Sunset seems relieved, and you stop the car in front of the taco truck.
  207. >Sunset goes up to the counter, where you recognize Sonata, one of the girls you go to school with
  208. >"Hi Sunset Shimmer, Hi Anon!"
  209. "Hey Sonata."
  210. >"I didn't know you guys are dating!"
  211. >Sunset stops dead while reading the menu.
  212. "We aren't dating, we're just on lunch break."
  213. >"Oh...okay!"
  214. >Sunset: "Can I get a vegetarian burrito please?"
  215. "I'll have the same, except with extra beef."
  216. >Sunset giggles
  217. >Usually your dry ass humor doesn't work on anybody, but usually you only associate with white collar, stuck up shitheads
  218. >Feels pretty good
  219. >Sonata finishes making your food, and you take Sunset back to work
  220.  
  221. >You sit in the conference room with Sunset, eating
  222. >The company is admittedly nice, and you find your usual social autism ebbing away
  223. >The phone still doesn't ring, and the clock keeps running
  224. >"So Anon, do you really hate it here that much?"
  225. "Some days I think about quitting, yeah."
  226. >"You're parents have money though, so why don't you?"
  227. >She has a point
  228. >You're fucking loaded
  229. >But not happy
  230. "I want to be my own man I guess, I don't want people to think that I'm some snob from the suburbs who lives off of daddy's credit card."
  231. >"That's really awesome Anon."
  232. >Sunset is giving you a warm smile, and you return it reluctantly
  233. >What is this feeling you have?
  234. >You no longer have apathy towards Sunset
  235. >Granted, you don't really enjoy how freaking religious she is...
  236. >But she's pretty cool and easy to get along with
  237. >The front door opens outside, and you freeze
  238. >"SUNSET, YA HERE?!"
  239. >It's your boss, Allen
  240. >"Yeah, I'm in the conference room."
  241. >You quickly remember that you never asked for overtime
  242. >This could get you in deep shit
  243. >In the corner of the room is a metal cabinet used for storing part files, and you slide yourself into it
  244. >Allen enters the room
  245. >"Any calls?"
  246. >"No, no calls yet, Mr. Wrench."
  247. >Through the crack in the door, you see him look at the phone
  248. >Then at her food
  249. >And then at your food
  250. >Fuck
  251. >He looks around the room and walks to the cabinet you're in
  252. >With a grunt, he opens the steel door and you blink as light floods your metal tomb
  253. "I can explain sir."
  254. >He looks at you, then at Sunset
  255. >"You don't have to explain anything Anonymous."
  256. >He gives you a wink
  257. >"It's about time you got some damn pussy."
  258.  
  259. >When you first started working at Canterlot Steel, they told you to report comments like that to human resources
  260. >Over time, you just got used to it
  261. >Everyone gave you shit for being the young guy
  262. >Also, for not having a girlfriend
  263. >On most days you just laughed along
  264. >Why bother making waves in a factory of junkies and sex offenders?
  265. "You're a funny guy Allen."
  266. >Allen starts to emit his signature guffaw and closes the door on you
  267. >Through the this steel frame, you hear him laugh his way out the room
  268. >"Take good care of him Sunset."
  269. >There isn't enough room to curl up in a ball of shame
  270. >Eventually, the door opens again
  271. >"Anon?"
  272. "Hey Sunset."
  273. >"Are you coming out?"
  274. "I'm still trying to decide actually."
  275. >Sunset gives a small laugh and takes your arm, pulling you out of your hiding place
  276. "Sunset, I'm really sorry about that."
  277. >"Don't be, I hear comments like that everyday from the other secretaries."
  278. "I didn't know that we were in the same boat."
  279. >"Most of them just laugh at how I'm saving myself for marriage."
  280. >There she goes again with the religious stuff
  281. >"Some of them even laugh at me for going to church."
  282. >Not wanting her to feel singled out, you decide to vent as well
  283. "I get laughed at for my slow trek to being a wizard."
  284. >"A wizard?"
  285. >Oh right, Sunset doesn't into internet like you do
  286. "The other guys give me shit for being a virgin."
  287. >Sunset nods in understanding and sits down again by the phone
  288. >"Well, at least we only have a couple more hours to go."
  289. >You sit on the same side of the table as her, content to wait until she's done
  290. >Maybe she'll let you drive her home
  291.  
  292. >"Hey Anon, wake up."
  293. >Your eyes open, and you realize that you'd fallen asleep
  294. >You're slumped over the table and Sunset is stood next to you
  295. "Shit, I'm sorry Sunset, why didn't you wake me?"
  296. >"You looked really peaceful."
  297. >The clock says 4:30
  298. >That's when the front office closes
  299. "Do you need a ride home?"
  300. >"If it isn't any trouble..."
  301. "None at all, let me just use the bathroom."
  302. >"Ok, I'll wait by the car."
  303. >You head to the office bathroom
  304. >It's not nearly as dirty at the one in the warehouse
  305. >However, you aren't here to use the toilet
  306. >It's time to think
  307. >Is Sunset into you?
  308. >How can she be?
  309. >She's a polite, religious girl
  310. >You're an edgy atheist
  311. >She'll never like you Anon
  312. >Just drive her home and let that be the end of it
  313. >You nod to yourself in the mirror and leave the building
  314. >Sunset is again waiting by your car
  315. "All set?"
  316. >She nods with a smile
  317. >"Leaving here is the best part of my day usually."
  318. "That we can agree on."
  319. >Each of you get in and you force the engine to sputter to life
  320. >"Actually, Anon, I had a very nice day...for a change."
  321. "Why's that?"
  322. >"I got to spend it with you."
  323. >Oh damn
  324.  
  325. >Be chill Anon
  326. >Don't drop your spaghetti
  327. >Try responding maybe?
  328. "Well Sunset, I had a very pleasant day as well."
  329. >She smiles warmly at you
  330. >That smile is really starting to grow on you
  331. >You offer her a smile back
  332. >It's actually been a while since you smiled at something that wasn't niche internet crap
  333. >You need to get out more
  334. >Sunset returns her eyes to the road and points off to the left
  335. >"That's my apartment over there."
  336. "Alright."
  337. >You pull in to the parking lot
  338. >The closer you get to the building, the more you realize just how shitty it is
  339. >The state of this slum makes you a little self conscious of the mansion you live in
  340. >Why did your mother have to drag poor Sunset into Canterlot Estates?
  341. >"Um... Anon?"
  342. >The cars sits idle outside the front door
  343. "What's up Sunset?"
  344. >"You said that you go to Canterlot High right?"
  345. "Yeah."
  346. >"Do you maybe want to have lunch again tomorrow?"
  347. >Not having to take the initiative is really making this easy for you
  348. "That's sounds good Sunset."
  349. >"Great, I'll see you then."
  350. >She leaves the car
  351. >In a spur of the moment decision, you roll down the passenger window
  352. "Sunset!"
  353. >She turn to you with her hand on the door
  354. "For what it's worth, I really did have a nice day today."
  355. >Her face lights up, and she waves to you as she goes into the building
  356.  
  357. >Eager to get out of the ghetto, you swing back out onto the street
  358. >Since you're sitting in silence, you turn on the radio
  359. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-ZDBddRXFA [Embed]
  360. >You didn't think this was how the day would play out when your mother woke you up
  361. >Work on a Sunday and a lunch date with Sunset Shimmer
  362. >Thanks mom
  363. >A few blocks from Sunsets apartment you get stuck in traffic
  364. >Fucking Sunday drivers pissing you off
  365. >Would this escalate into a serious relationship?
  366. >You'd never been in one before
  367. >Truth be told, you weren't really interested in listening to Sunset's religious ideals all the time
  368. >But she was a great looking girl...
  369. "Fucking decisions!"
  370. >You hit the edges of the steering wheel in frustration
  371. >Remember Anon, you aren't a jerk
  372. >No matter what, you wouldn't treat Sunset poorly
  373. >The state of her life returns to you
  374. >The lack of car
  375. >Her shitty job
  376. >That hole she lives in
  377. >She was too nice and too vulnerable
  378. >As you finally turn back into the entrance to Canterlot Estates, you decide to just hang out with Sunset and see if she wants to take it further
  379. >With luck, you wouldn't have to leave your comfort zone
  380. >You pull into your driveway and shut off the engine
  381. >Tomorrow, you'd be back into the swing of things with work and school
  382. >Since there was no point to worry about it just yet, you go to your room to spend the rest of the day on the internet
  383. >But in the back of your mind, you still think of Sunset
  384. >Man, you're turning into a real sap
  385.  
  386. >The next morning, your phone alarm rouses you from your slumber
  387. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL_pBJN_O3M
  388. >You listen to it for a while, letting yourself have a moment of feels
  389. >Finally, you swipe your finger across the service, silencing it
  390. >Your crusty eyes take a moment to clear and you look around your room
  391. >Nice and organized, the exact opposite of your life
  392. >You drag your feet to the closet to find a suitable outfit for the day
  393. >Since you have work later, you put on some cargo pants and a t-shirt
  394. >You had left your work boots by the door of your room, and slide them on as you make your way into the hallway
  395. >The bathroom is being used, so you head to the stairs
  396. >Once in the kitchen, you grab a bagel from the fridge and stuff it in your mouth while you tie your bootlaces
  397. >Your mother enters the kitchen, adjusting her hair
  398. >"How did your day go yesterday Anon?"
  399. "It was pleasant."
  400. >"I don't suppose that Sunset managed to talk some sense into you?"
  401. "By sense, do you mean religion? Because no."
  402. >Your mother gives a shake of her head without even glancing in your direction
  403. >"Sometimes I don't know what to do with you Anon."
  404. >You walk back to the stairs past her
  405. "If it makes you feel any better, I'm meeting her for lunch today."
  406. >As you turn on the landing, you see that she looks satisfied
  407. >Maybe her plan hasn't been shattered yet
  408. >But you have other plans
  409. >In the bathroom, you use the toilet and clean your face
  410. >You'd shave, but you still can't grow a damn beard
  411. >Checking your phone again, you see that you need to leave
  412. >Your boots echo loudly throughout the house as you make your way downstairs again
  413. "I'm leaving."
  414. >Your mother is watching the news
  415. >"Goodbye."
  416. >With your formal goodbye out of the way you exit your house to make your way to school
  417.  
  418. >Inspiration hits you about halfway through your commute
  419. >Sunset has to walk everywhere, so maybe she'd like a ride
  420. >You make a detour towards her part of town
  421. >As you drive up her street you keep your eyes peeled for a sight of her brightly colored hair
  422. >Lo and behold, you see her walking along the side of the road towards CHS
  423. >It irks you slightly to see that she's walking with traffic, but it makes it easier to pull up next to her
  424. "Need a lift stranger?"
  425. >She jumps at your sudden appearance, but brightens when she sees that it's you
  426. >"Hey Anonymous! Sure, I'd love a ride!"
  427. >You open the door for her and she settles in
  428. >Now, you wish you'd thought to at least clean out the garbage from the backseat
  429. >At least the air freshener is new
  430. >"Thank you so much Anonymous."
  431. "Don't worry about it."
  432. >Sunset is wearing her usual clothes, minus the jacket
  433. >You notice the gold cross she has around her neck, resting above her well-endowed chest
  434. >Eyes up Anon
  435. >You look back to the road
  436. >"Anon, is it alright if I turn on the radio?"
  437. "Go for it."
  438. >She skips through your preset stations and finds the one she's looking for
  439. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyRZTAmcW7c&list=PL9xnZ2XZl3GjUaK_ezNMw3E-MQgNvF3l3
  440. >Ugh
  441. >Why the hell did you say yes
  442. >Sunset happily sings along to the lyrics as you drive on, doing your best to keep a straight face
  443. >She has a beautiful singing voice at least
  444. >You should get her to sing something that you don't find cringeworthy
  445. >When the song ends, you turn the volume down and engage her in conversation
  446. "So Sunset, you said that you like doing charity work?"
  447. >"Yeah, sometimes on weekends I go to the shelter for a few hours."
  448. "That's nice."
  449. >"What about you? Do you ever do any charity work?"
  450. "Not recently, I used to do plenty when I was in scouts though."
  451. >"You were a boy scout?"
  452. "I made it to Eagle."
  453. >Rather than call you a faggot like you're used to, Sunset simply looks at you with admiration
  454.  
  455. >"You're an Eagle Scout? That's really cool Anon."
  456. "I don't suppose you could tell everybody that."
  457. >"What do you mean?"
  458. "Most people just laugh at the concept of scouts. I kind of comes with the territory."
  459. >"That's awful."
  460. "You get used to it."
  461. >Sunset looks confused for a moment
  462. >"Anon, if you don't mind me asking, I thought that scouts are supposed to be religious?"
  463. >She's right
  464. >The scout law does include reverent
  465. >You choose your words carefully as you respond
  466. "You're right Sunset, but some people, myself included, choose not to involve themselves in that area."
  467. >"Wouldn't they throw you out?"
  468. "Maybe, but I'm done now, so they'll never now."
  469. >She gazes thoughtfully at the dashboard as she comes up with a response
  470. >"It's just that...I thought scouts are supposed to be kind and courteous and all that."
  471. >Where is she going with this?
  472. "They are."
  473. >The school looms ahead
  474. >"But you said you aren't religious?"
  475. "I'm not."
  476. >Damn, she looks like she's trying to solve a calculus problem
  477. >You take your usual parking spot at the back of the lot
  478. >You look at Sunset
  479. "Just because somebody doesn't go to church doesn't mean they're a bad person."
  480. >"Oh Anon, I'm not saying you're a bad person, I'm just saying..."
  481. >You cut her off
  482. "I know you aren't insulting me Sunset, and for the record, I never said that I'm a good person. My point is that kindness is just a matter of perspective."
  483. >Sunset seems confused again
  484. "Some of the shittiest people you'll ever meet are the most religious of us all."
  485. >You unlock the doors and step out
  486. >Over the roof of your car, you finish your thought
  487. "And some of the best people on earth have never even heard of the Bible."
  488. >Sunset doesn't respond immediately, and you and her walk towards the school together
  489.  
  490. >Your boots make satisfying thuds on the pavement
  491. >The little things like that remind you that you're better than how you were raised
  492. >You damn well could have been a snobby prick like the other people in your neighborhood
  493. >Having a job and punching a time-clock really helped you learn some life lessons
  494. >Getting out of the house to work did to you what you imagine being a born-again christian did to Sunset
  495. >You're a completely different person
  496. >Vaguely you remember what Sunset was like before that whole incident with the front of the school
  497. >She was a bitch
  498. >Now, as you approach the front of the school she somehow destroyed, you vow to not lecture her on religion
  499. >She was happy, and you didn't want to make her unhappy
  500. >You aren't a jerk
  501. "Sunset, I'm sorry if I seem kind of pushy about my opinions."
  502. >"It's ok Anon, everybody's different."
  503. >She isn't put off, good
  504. >"Besides, I think you made a good point."
  505. >What
  506. >No religious person in the history of all existence has ever said those words to an atheist
  507. >What have you done?
  508. >Inside the front foyer, you each stop and turn to each other
  509. >"Well Anon, I guess I'll see you at lunch then."
  510. "I guess so."
  511. >She gives you an awkward grin and walks away
  512. >You stand there, hands in your pockets, and watch her as she heads to class
  513. >She really is beautiful
  514. >From her flowing hair...down to her gorgeous rump
  515. >unf
  516. >The bell rings overhead, and you turn quickly so as to get to class on time
  517. >Getting detention would spell doom for you, seeing as how you work second shift
  518. >As you walk past the trophy cases, you look at your reflection
  519. >Greasy clothes, shit haircut, dirty workboots
  520. >You are not going to be a great influence on Sunset Shimmer
  521.  
  522. >After your morning classes end, you're at your locker
  523. >You'd failed yet another math test
  524. >A frustrated sigh escapes you
  525. >"Hi Anonymous!"
  526. >You look around and feel your day brighten significantly
  527. >Sunset is there, ready for your planned lunch meeting
  528. "Hey Sunset."
  529. >"Ready for lunch?"
  530. >You grab your food from your locker and shut the door
  531. "Let's go."
  532. >Side by side, you and Sunset walk into the cafeteria
  533.  
  534. >Across the room, you spot an empty table
  535. "Wanna sit there Sunset?"
  536. >"We can sit over here Anon."
  537. >She gestures to a different table
  538. >At it, you see Applejack the local farmer sitting with Rarity the town bicycle
  539. >Sitting with girls, this is definitely outside your comfort zone
  540. >"Come on Anon."
  541. >Sunset leads the way, and you follow reluctantly
  542. >Once you get to the table, Sunset takes a moment to introduce you
  543. >"Girls, this is Anonymous."
  544. >Applejack and Rarity raise a hand in greeting
  545. >You mumble hello as Sunset and yourself take a seat
  546. >Rarity: "Sunset I'm surprised at you, I didn't expect you to start dating."
  547. >Sunset: "We aren't dating, Anon just works at Canterlot Steel with me."
  548. >Rarity: "Really? What do you do there Anonymous?"
  549. "I run a press brake."
  550. >Rarity: "What in the world is that?"
  551. "It's like a big machine that bends metal."
  552. >Rarity: "Hmm."
  553. >Silence ensues
  554. >Awkward, heavy silence
  555. >To spare the suffering, you eat some of the food you brought
  556. >Meanwhile, the girls busy themselves with the latest gossip
  557. >So interested in your sandwich, you barely hear your name get called
  558. >Rarity: "What do you think Anonymous?"
  559. "What do I think of what?"
  560. >Rarity: "We were talking about you taking Sunset Shimmer out to dinner sometime."
  561. >Your eyebrows fly upwards in surprise
  562. "I...uh..."
  563. >Sunset: "He doesn't have to if he doesn't want to."
  564. >You mentally grow a pair of balls
  565. "No, that sounds nice actually."
  566.  
  567. >"Really Anon?"
  568. "Sure, why not? It'll make my mother happy at least."
  569. >Sunset positively glows with happiness
  570. >Rarity, on the other hand, gets right down to business
  571. >Rarity: "Right, I'll put in a reservation at my father's restaurant for this Friday."
  572. "Ok..."
  573. >Rarity: "Also, I'm going to have to help you get a suitable outfit."
  574. >Her eyes travel down your scummy appearance
  575. "That's fair."
  576. >"Sunset, do you have a dress to wear?"
  577. >This statement causes Sunset to look sheepish
  578. >From the state of her existence, you doubt she has a fancy dress at home
  579. >Sunset: "I might have something to wear."
  580. >Rarity: "If you don't, I'll be happy to help you find something."
  581. >This enthusiasm from Rarity leads you to believe that Sunset had something to do with this arranged date
  582. >Did Sunset have feelings for you too?
  583. >Christ, what have you gotten yourself into?
  584. >Sunset: "Um, Anon?"
  585. "Yeah?"
  586. >"I hate to impose, but do you think I could get a ride to work today?"
  587. "Absolutely."
  588. >The bells rings, signalling the end of lunch
  589. >Rarity and Sunset stand up
  590. >Rarity: "Anonymous, it was a pleasure meeting you."
  591. "Likewise."
  592. >Sunset: "See you after school Anon."
  593. "Bye Sunset."
  594.  
  595. >You put in your headphones as you walk to class
  596. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-IWRmpefzE
  597. >Your head casually bobs to the beat as you enjoy your walk
  598. >Sunset really is a great girl
  599. >You, on the other hand, are a miserable, scummy, piece of shit
  600. >How can you possibly expect this to work?
  601. >She's a horribly religious basketcase
  602. >You're a faithless twat who wears wifebeaters to bed
  603. >Admit it Anon, unless she changes, there isn't any hope
  604. >Religious people don't change
  605. >Especially one who's as dedicated as Sunset Shimmer
  606. >The hallway is hopelessly packed full of other students
  607. >You don't hear them over the music
  608. >Anonymous, you aren't a welsher
  609. >You agreed to go to dinner with Sunset, what's the worst that could happen?
  610. >Rarity would see to it that the night would be pleasant
  611. >Getting out and doing things would be good for you
  612. >Suddenly, you find yourself outside your classroom
  613. >Apparently your subconscious walked you here during your internal debate
  614. >You open the door and resume your day of mind numbing boredom
  615.  
  616. >Finally, mercifully, the bell rings at the end of the day
  617. >After stopping at your locker briefly, you head to your car to drive to work for the night
  618. >Sunset Shimmer isn't in sight
  619. >You make a mental note to get her phone number and wait for her
  620. >Eventually she comes out the door to the building and walks to you quickly
  621. >"I'm sorry Anon, I got held up in my last class."
  622. "Don't worry Sunset, you ready to go?"
  623. >"Yeah."
  624. >You and her get in the car and you get in line to leave the parking lot
  625. >"How did your day go?"
  626. "Not bad, how about yours?"
  627. >"It was ok."
  628. >The pair of you continue to make small talk until you arrive at Canterlot Steel
  629. >Like yesterday, you drop her off at the front entrance
  630. "See you later I guess."
  631. >"Bye Anon, thanks again for the ride."
  632. >You shift into drive and follow a semi truck around to the back of the building
  633. >Some of your fellow workers are hanging out by the back doors
  634. >You see Tig Weld talking to Sand Hammer, and when they see you they grin like evil bastards
  635. >Tig: "Hey Anon, we heard that you're finally getting it in."
  636. >SH: "Yeah, and with that hot secretary."
  637. "Fuck you guys."
  638. >They laugh loudly
  639. >You know they're just trying to rib you, so you walk past them onto the shop floor
  640. >Allen must have told them about you and Sunset
  641. >Too bad you never set the record straight
  642. >Although, this might be a good chance for you to finally get the respect of the other guys
  643. >You stroll past the heaps of steel littered around the various machines in the factory until you find your boss
  644. >He gives you your list of jobs for the day
  645. >Allen Wrench: "Here ya go Anon, try to get this shit done soon, management's really on our ass today."
  646. "I'll try."
  647.  
  648. >You punch in at the timeclock
  649. >13
  650. >No dubs today
  651. >After filling up your water bottle, you go to the storage racks and look for the pallet that holds your parts
  652. >Once you find it, you load it onto a forklift and drive over to your brake
  653. >Tig Weld is nearby, smoking his e-cig indoors
  654. >"So Anon, what was it like the first time?"
  655. >Ignore him Anon
  656. >"Didja cry?"
  657. >Just ignore him
  658. >"I bet ya went fuckin cross eyed."
  659. "Fuck off Tig, you ass."
  660. >He snickers and goes back to his welding station
  661. >After you put all the proper tooling into the break, you load the program you need into the computer
  662. >At the break next to you, you see the other brake operator, Rivets, doing the same
  663. >Finally, you're ready to run
  664. >You put the first piece into the jaws of the brake and press down on the foot pedal
  665. >It bends the part smoothly, and you pull it back out to measure the angle
  666. "Two degrees over-bent."
  667. >You make the necessary adjustment to your program, and then see that some of the tooling is loose in the brake
  668. >As you stick your left arm into the machine, you hear Tig Weld behind you again
  669. >"Did ya at least get to see her tits?"
  670. >In your awkward position, you rotate your head to see Tig leaning against your table, grin plastered on his face
  671. "Don't you have any work to do Tig?"
  672. >"Pfft, they don't pay me enough to work around here."
  673. >Before you have a chance to agree, you hear the sound of hydraulics moving from your brake
  674. >The dies are closing
  675. >Your arm is in between the die, holding onto one of the stops
  676. >As your eyes go wide from fear, you slam your right hand onto the emergency stop button
  677.  
  678. >The same emergency stop button that never worked in the first place
  679. >At the last moment, you can only be grateful that you're right handed
  680. >The die closes on your arm
  681. >You hear and feel the bones snap like twigs as solid steel tries to bend your arm at a fucking 90 degree angle
  682. >As fast as it started, it ends, and the machine opens again as if all it did was bend a part
  683. >In fact, your counter even goes up by one
  684. >You try to remember the names of the arm bones
  685. >The Ulna and Radius?
  686. >Well, you can see your Ulna and Radius cleanly sticking out of your skin
  687. >You turn to Tig
  688. "Check it out."
  689. >For once the smug prick seems to be at a loss for words
  690. >Rivets, on the other hand, sees what happened and grabs a nearby phone
  691. >The PA crackles to life and he screams into it
  692. >"ALLEN! GET THE FUCK DOWN TO THE BRAKES NOW!"
  693. >You slump over against your brake, holding your arm as blood sprays from the gash your bones made
  694. "ha ha ha ha ha."
  695. >In the distance you hear yourself laughing like a deranged lunatic
  696. >Tig throws up violently into a corner
  697. >Squeamish asshole
  698. >Your legs give out and you find yourself sitting with your back against the brake
  699. >God this hurts, why are you laughing?
  700. >Shock, probably
  701. >Yeah, probably shock
  702. >As you sit, laughing like a maniac, you see the door to the front office open as Allen sprints into the warehouse
  703. >Behind him you see Sunset
  704. >She looks at you, sees the pool of blood you're laughing your ass off in, and puts her hands to her mouth
  705. >As your vision goes dark, you manage to wave at her with a smile
  706. >Black
  707.  
  708. >You find consciousness again
  709. >Groggily, you realize that you still have eyes
  710. >With a herculean effort, you manage to open them about halfway
  711. >The ceiling above you reminds you of the ones in school
  712. >Plain, white paneling
  713. >Somewhere, a window is open, and you feel a cool breeze across your face
  714. >The only sound is a strained, uneven beeping
  715. >Where are you?
  716. >By no means are you a weak fuck, but the act of looking around takes more effort than you can muster
  717. >Blackness ensues again as your eyes roll backwards
  718.  
  719. >The next time you wake up, there is only pain
  720. >Pain radiating in waves throughout your body from underneath the cast on your arm
  721. >In a confused panic, you look around the room for someone, anyone, to help you
  722. >There is nobody
  723. >You are alone
  724. >Alone, in pain, hopeless
  725. >Why are you so damn tired?
  726. >As you lay your head back, the door opens slowly
  727. >"Anon? Are you awake?"
  728. >From your horizontal position on the bed, you see the beginnings of a beautiful red haircut enter the room
  729. >Followed by Sunset Shimmer
  730.  
  731. >Her eyes are red as all hell
  732. >Apparently she's been crying
  733. >You don't even remember the last time you cried
  734. >She crosses the room and sits down on the edge of your bed
  735. >Despite the pain, you get your mouth open
  736. "Sunset, where the hell am I?"
  737. >"You're at Canterlot General, they brought you here after..."
  738. >Her eyes get watery again, and you remember the accident
  739. "My arm..."
  740. >"The doctors say you'll be able to keep it, but it'll be scarred for life."
  741. >Scarred for life
  742. >From the look you remember on Sunset's face when she saw you in a pool of your own blood, you doubt your arm is the only thing that'll be scarred for life
  743. >A flash of pain makes you clench your teeth
  744. "Sunset, can you get a nurse or something? I'm in a lot of pain here."
  745. >"Yeah, hold on."
  746. >Reluctantly, she stands up and leaves the room
  747. >Moments pass and she returns, followed by a doctor
  748. >"Hello Anonymous."
  749. "Hello."
  750. >"I understand you're in some pain?"
  751. "You bet."
  752. >"I'll have a nurse bring some painkillers in. You really are lucky, you lost so much blood we nearly lost you."
  753. >The pain you're in nearly makes you wish that they had...
  754. >"Luckily this young lady here allowed us to use some of her blood as a transplant."
  755. >He indicates to Sunset Shimmer, who you see has multiple bandages wrapped around each of her arms
  756. >Then he points to the IV stand next to you where the blood bags are held
  757. >Ironically, you recognize the steel parts its made from
  758. "How long am I going to be here?"
  759. >"A few days, at least, but you'll have the cast on for a few months."
  760. >A few months
  761. >"Well then, if you'll excuse me, I have other patients to attend to."
  762. >He leaves the room, and you and Sunset are alone again
  763.  
  764. >If only there was something to distract you from the pain
  765. >Unless...
  766. "Hey Sunset?"
  767. >"What is it Anon?"
  768. >You hesitate, unsure where you want this to go
  769. "Nevermind..."
  770. >She moves closer to you and sits on the edge of the bed again
  771. >"Anon what is it?"
  772. >Fuck it, you almost died apparently
  773. "Will you sing for me?"
  774. >"You want me to sing?"
  775. "If you don't mind..."
  776. >She smiles her warm smile and you feel your heart soar
  777. >And then, she begins
  778. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G72NucLEGM
  779. >Her voice fills the room like sunlight, and you bask in its radiance
  780. >As she finishes the song, you sing along with the last several verses
  781. >When she stops, you and her simply sit in silence for a while
  782. >"I didn't know that you could sing Anon."
  783. "Don't give me that much credit, I'm awful at singing."
  784. >"No you aren't, I just didn't think you'd know that song."
  785. "I didn't always stay at home on Sunday you know."
  786. >Her eyes are still watery, and you reach up to brush a tear from her cheek
  787. >Time slows down as she leans down to you
  788. >You close your eyes
  789. >Her lips meet yours, and she holds you there for what feels like an eternity
  790. >Until the door opens and the nurse walks in
  791. >"Oops, sorry."
  792. >She leaves the tray of painkillers on the counter
  793. >You won't be needing them
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