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Bronitz

Smidget & Bit I

Mar 29th, 2012
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  1. >Adopted fluffy pony, named her Smidget
  2. >Since you got her at the egging of friends, they're really ecstatic about having all of your fluffies meet each other and play
  3. >Have party
  4. >You are informed that it is a costume party
  5. >Dressed as a mariachi, you put fluffy into a cat carrier
  6. >Upon arrival, you hear screaming and crying
  7. >Somehow, everyone's fluffy ponies are dying in horrific ways
  8. >By some coincidence, you are all mariachi
  9. >One of your friends is squealing like a little girl because her fluffy pony is running around the front yard on fire
  10. >Another on his knees holding a bifurcated fluffy that is weakly asking "whew back leggies go", guts hangingto the ground
  11. >The host of the party also had a pet crow
  12. >His fluffy decided to make friends and had his eyes ripped out
  13. >The bird is flying away with the eyes
  14. >Kneeling friend shouts "Por queeeeeeeeeeee!" to the sky as fluffy dies from shock and bleeding
  15. >You barely notice the one that thought to try a smoothie while the blender was still going
  16. >Leave without a word
  17. >Fluffy pony isn't in the carrier or the car
  18. >Get home expecting dead Smidget, but she slipped out of the cage and took a nap in her basket
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