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  1. 2015-12-20 20:51:05 ★ Dustin Bryant opens the rolldoor as he yells at the driver, waiving for him to come inside with the truck.
  2. 2015-12-20 20:51:22 ★ Dustin Bryant shakes hands with the driver, heading to the back, as he opens the rear doors, glancing at -
  3. 2015-12-20 20:51:28 ★ -the car parts in the back of the truck. ((Dustin Bryant))
  4. 2015-12-20 20:51:55 ★ Dustin Bryant tells the truck driver where he can unload, as he paces forwards and collects his coveralls,
  5. 2015-12-20 20:52:05 ★ -as he shoots into them, afterwards helping the truck driver with unloading the car parts.
  6. 2015-12-20 20:57:21 ★ Dustin Bryant grabs his fingers around the hood lid, striking his index finger along the hood pin, as he -
  7. 2015-12-20 20:59:31 ★ -opens the engine bay for all to view, securing it with the holder. ((Dustin Bryant))
  8. 2015-12-26 16:52:33 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the toolbox, dragging it closer, as he bends over the engine of the BMW, -
  9. 2015-12-26 16:53:01 ★ -grasping onto a plier, as he starts to disconnect the vacuum hoses and plugs from the - ((Dustin Bryant))
  10. 2015-12-26 16:53:41 ★ -S54 engine, breaking it down to just the engine mounts and driveshaft connected to the- ((Dustin Bryant))
  11. 2015-12-26 16:53:57 ★ -engine. He'd raise the lift and follow-up with a container, setting it below the vehicle, - ((Dustin Bryant))
  12. 2015-12-26 16:54:20 ★ -taking an 17 mm knee wrench, as he'd use it to loosen the carter plug, draining the engine- ((Dustin Bryant))
  13. 2015-12-26 16:54:22 ★ -oil from it. ((Dustin Bryant))
  14. 2015-12-26 16:55:55 ★ Dustin Bryant slides backwards ,taking the 19 mm kneewrench now, taking the plug from the gearbox carter,-
  15. 2015-12-26 16:56:01 ★ -draining the gearbox fluid. ((Dustin Bryant))
  16. 2015-12-26 16:58:08 ★ Dustin Bryant leaves the engine and gearbox oil to drain, as he uses the jack on the lift to raise the -
  17. 2015-12-26 16:58:35 ★ -front wheels off the lift, as he grabs onto his impact wrench and starts to dismount the - ((Dustin Bryant))
  18. 2015-12-26 16:58:46 ★ -front wheels, as he lays them to the side. ((Dustin Bryant))
  19. 2015-12-26 17:00:44 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the impact wrench, using a 17mm bit, setting it on the main bolt connecting the
  20. 2015-12-26 17:01:28 ★ -knuckle to the outer steering rod, pressing the trigger to create a counter-clockwise- ((Dustin Bryant))
  21. 2015-12-26 17:02:21 ★ -motion, releasing the bolt, as he takes a hammer and smashes it onto the rod's tapwire, thu ((Dustin Bryant))
  22. 2015-12-26 17:04:55 ★ -thus releasing it from the knuckle, before dropping it down, taking the impact wrench - ((Dustin Bryant))
  23. 2015-12-26 17:05:11 ★ -again, as he uses the same method to release the stabilisator rod. ((Dustin Bryant))
  24. 2015-12-26 17:09:00 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the steering rod, twisting it counter-clockwise to take it off, as he opens the-
  25. 2015-12-26 17:09:16 ★ -wisefab kit, and twists the new one in place, doing the same with the stabilisator rod. ((Dustin Bryant))
  26. 2015-12-26 17:12:48 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the wheel, sliding it back on the hub, as he mounts it back on using the impact-
  27. 2015-12-26 17:13:01 ★ -wrench, walking across the vehicle, repeating said process on the right side. ((Dustin Bryant))
  28. 2015-12-26 17:13:59 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the lift controls, as he lowers the jack, before lowering the lift, stepping on
  29. 2015-12-26 17:14:34 ★ -his feet to walk towards the corner, and take the engine hoist, as he positions it above t- ((Dustin Bryant))
  30. 2015-12-26 17:15:01 ★ -the S54B32 engine, and slides the chain through the designated hole, putting a bolt around ((Dustin Bryant))
  31. 2015-12-26 17:15:22 ★ -the end to prevent slipping. He'd then reach his foot to the pedal, bringing the hoist up - ((Dustin Bryant))
  32. 2015-12-26 17:15:38 ★ -to tension, leaning inside the bay, as he takes his impact wrench and a 30 mm bit- ((Dustin Bryant))
  33. 2015-12-26 17:16:01 ★ -plus a few extension rods, unlocking the engine mounts. He'd put hte tools to the side and- ((Dustin Bryant))
  34. 2015-12-26 17:16:17 ★ -slowly pump, guiding the engine and transmission with his hands to come out of the vehicle. ((Dustin Bryant))
  35. 2015-12-26 17:17:09 ★ Dustin Bryant guides the hoist away from the vehicle, lowering the engine on the prepared euro pallet, as
  36. 2015-12-26 17:17:31 ★ -he takes the wrench and a 8 mm inbus bit, unlocking the 8 bolts surrounding the transmissio ((Dustin Bryant))
  37. 2015-12-26 17:17:58 ★ -n. He'd pry the transmission off the engine using a tire iron, as he takes the pressure - ((Dustin Bryant))
  38. 2015-12-26 17:18:11 ★ -and clutch plate from inbetween, thoroughly inspecting htem both. ((Dustin Bryant))
  39. 2015-12-26 17:18:51 ★ Dustin Bryant turns towards the new engine, reaching for it, as he matches the new clutch with the old.
  40. 2015-12-26 17:19:12 ★ Dustin Bryant slides the clutch into position, confirming it's a match, before turning, grasping the S54 -
  41. 2015-12-26 17:19:36 ★ -gearbox, as he lifts it towards the S85 engine, turning it into place, as he bolts it on. ((Dustin Bryant))
  42. 2015-12-26 17:19:41 ★ This would take him about 15 minutes. ((Dustin Bryant))
  43. 2015-12-26 17:20:19 ★ Dustin Bryant hooks the S85 V10 engine up to the engine hoist, as he pumps it up, rolling it towards the -
  44. 2015-12-26 17:20:34 ★ -M3 slowly, as he guides it in with his hands, slowly lowering it inside the bay. ((Dustin Bryant))
  45. 2015-12-26 17:21:16 ★ Dustin Bryant takes the engine mount bolts, twisting them two strokes into the wire, as he slowly settles-
  46. 2015-12-26 17:21:38 ★ -it in place, guiding his hands to the impact wrench, as he slaps the mounts in position,- ((Dustin Bryant))
  47. 2015-12-26 17:21:45 ★ -hanging the engine to rely on the car's frame now. ((Dustin Bryant))
  48. 2015-12-26 17:22:51 ★ Dustin Bryant releases the hoist, raising the lift, as he steps below the vehicle, connecting the -
  49. 2015-12-26 17:23:19 ★ -driveshaft back to the transmission, as he takes the tools left behind with him. He'd lowe ((Dustin Bryant))
  50. 2015-12-26 17:23:39 ★ -the lift again, opening the fill caps for the transmission and the engine, as he starts to ((Dustin Bryant))
  51. 2015-12-26 17:25:15 ★ -fill the transmission with the SP gear 1051 oil, filling 2,75 Liters. ((Dustin Bryant))
  52. 2015-12-26 17:25:37 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches for the canister of 10W60 Racing oil, as he empties the first 5Liter can, taking the
  53. 2015-12-26 17:25:56 ★ -second, as he fills for another 4.4 liter, totalling it off at 9.4 liter. ((Dustin Bryant))
  54. 2015-12-26 17:26:48 ★ Dustin Bryant closes off both caps, continueing to attach all necessary hoses and plugs back onto the -
  55. 2015-12-26 17:26:49 ★ -engine. ((Dustin Bryant))
  56. 2015-12-26 17:27:49 ★ Dustin Bryant takes his screwdriver, as he sits down and removes the plastic covering, taking them away to
  57. 2015-12-26 17:28:06 ★ -the passenger seat, as he uses the screwdriver to unpin the plug belonging tot the- ((Dustin Bryant))
  58. 2015-12-26 17:28:24 ★ -BMW standard ECU, as he takes the Haltech box, hooking it up in place. ((Dustin Bryant))
  59. 2015-12-26 17:28:41 ★ Dustin Bryant places the plastic covers back, taking his laptop,as he sits on the seat, downing the clutch
  60. 2015-12-26 17:28:47 ★ -as he turns the key and starts. ((Dustin Bryant))
  61. 2015-12-26 17:29:12 ★ The starter grinds and sighs, having trouble for a few seconds, as it's still sucking fuel - ((Dustin Bryant))
  62. 2015-12-26 17:29:19 ★ -into the new engine, before igniting. ((Dustin Bryant))
  63. 2015-12-26 17:29:41 ★ The V10 engine roars to life, throbbing as Dustin operates the gas pedal. ((Dustin Bryant))
  64. 2015-12-26 17:30:54 ★ Dustin Bryant starts the laptop, waiting for it to go through it's start-up progress, before starting to -
  65. 2015-12-26 17:31:09 ★ -code the engine ECU, arranging for perfect valve timing and A/F ratio. ((Dustin Bryant))
  66. 2015-12-26 17:31:59 ★ Dustin Bryant reaches under the seats as the ECU is progressing the settings Dustin put in, taking a 14 mm
  67. 2015-12-26 17:32:09 ★ -ratchet and bit, as he starts to release the front seats from the car. ((Dustin Bryant))
  68. 2015-12-26 17:32:40 ★ Dustin Bryant lifts the seat out one by one, as he discharges of them in the metal container, before -
  69. 2015-12-26 17:32:55 ★ -the Recaro seats from the cover, and places them on the rails. ((Dustin Bryant))
  70. 2015-12-26 17:33:15 ★ Dustin Bryant tightens the bolts, as he wipes the sweat of his forehead, and secures them.
  71. 2015-12-26 17:33:35 ★ Dustin'd have taken about 6 hours over the whole process, leaving him tired and worn out. ((Dustin Bryant))
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