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- Dearest creature in creation
- Studying English pronunciation,
- I will teach you in my verse
- Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse
- I will keep you, Susy, busy,
- Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
- Tear in eye your dress you'll tear,
- So shall I! Oh, hear my prayer,
- Pray, console your loving poet,
- Make my coat look new, dear, sew it!
- Just compare heart, beard and heard,
- Dies and diet, lord and word,
- Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
- (Mind the latter, how it's written).
- Made has not the sound of bade,
- Say said, pay-paid, laid, but plaid.
- Now I surely will not plague you
- With such words as vague and ague,
- But be careful how you speak,
- Say break, steak, but bleak and streak
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