#Flarp2 - Session 47

<cynicCivilian> *** Your benevolent Game Master unpauses your lives as you know it.
<cynicCivilian> [[uvu]]
--> ZeeZee (Mibbit@cpe-72-230-101-247.twcny.res.rr.com) has joined #Flarp2
-*- chthonianGunslinger ZSNORK
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Others in the inn may have heard a pop and Gamzee yelling angry shit.)
-*- chthonianGunslinger Rest assured, Redgrave was still fast asleep. Whatever he had gone through down there, it had taken a bite out of him. He was free to rest easy, forgetting all his cares in a dreamless doze. For once, he was at peace.
-*- chthonianGunslinger But...
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...not everyone could share the same sentiments.
-*- ZeeZee Sollux sat up in bed, staring out the window. He hadn't been able to sleep all too well the past few nights with the looming battle hanging over his head.
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy awkwardly rubs off her injured hand and frowns a little.
<PurpleKoopa> no no its cool dudde i shouldnt have been so chidlish in the first place
<PurpleKoopa> i just get worreid about you guys yknow?
-*- ZeeZee On the other hand Ainsley had returned to sitting around back behind the inn, staring up at the sky with their constant deadpan present.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Awkward is a great way to describe the entire scenario. Gamzee wrings his hands, not sure what to do with them, and still refuses to look at her. He replies in a weird, level voice.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> You ain't need to worry about me, girl.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Don't.
-*- chthonianGunslinger The sea wouldn't be along this morning, watched by a pair of ever mournful jade eyes. They peered beyond the waves, as if searching for an answer. An answer that seemed to be so simple and yet was forever hidden to her, always slipping underneath the waves.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Everyone was safe. That's all that really mattered, wasn't it? They had finally made peace, however small.
<PurpleKoopa> ...alright gamz
-*- ZeeZee getting up from bed Sollux gnawed on his lower lip. Getting ready to face the day he decided to look for the others. He hadn't seen much of them lately...
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Need to worry about gettin' the /fuck/ out of here.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty The word 'fuck' is almost shouted.
-*- chthonianGunslinger And yet...she felt so helpless to resolve it. The events rolled before her like dice, caring not for her actions. Lives had been thrown at risk, their world had almost been shattered, and all she could do was shush them and tell them it'd be alright.
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy stares with her mouth agape, more than a little confused.
<PurpleKoopa> wait why?
<PurpleKoopa> what happesn if we dont get out of here?
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Ain't you see, sister? It's killin' us, killin' us inside.
-*- ZeeZee walking from his room he knocked on the door where the other's slept and opened it up before poking his head inside. "hello?"
<PurpleKoopa> ...well now that u mention it things have been pretty shittay lately
<PurpleKoopa> oh! solax!
-*- chthonianGunslinger But what if fortune decided to walk right by them, ignoring their pleas? Ignoring her pleas? What would happened next time, if there ever was a next time?
<PurpleKoopa> shhhhhhh nerors sleeping in there
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Got to be motherfuckin' /blind/ not to see that shit. We got to get the fuck /out/ of this bitch!
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...Was she really so helpless? Pushed aside and forced to watch like some bystander?
-*- ZeeZee nods and glances around the room before sliding in and closing the door behind him. "what are we leaviing now?"
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee is not being quiet. Gamzee has actually stopped curling into himself against the wall and is standing upright, gesturing with his gorilla arms and not really paying any mind to which way they are flying.
-*- chthonianGunslinger She had told herself it wouldn't happen again.
-*- chthonianGunslinger She'd do something this time.
-*- chthonianGunslinger ....
-*- chthonianGunslinger But maybe she couldn't do anything at all.
<PurpleKoopa> ...yeah i guegss so
<PurpleKoopa> but where are we suposed to even go from here?
-*- ZeeZee KANAYA STOP, STOP IT WITH THESE FEELS.
<cynicCivilian> *** Kanaya obtains the MELANCHOLY stat.
<cynicCivilian> *** Kan pls
<cynicCivilian> *** Bby
<Nitro> Gamzee almost hits the dog who is in a dead faint not three feet away from him. The dog didn't notice, merely rolling over. Why are these humans so loud.
<Nitro> [casually switches tenses]
-*- chthonianGunslinger And so there she stood, a single figure at the dock. No answers, only questions. Constant, probing questions.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Fuck, I don't /know/!
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> We just can't stay /here/ any goddamn more.
<PurpleKoopa> but cant we just have a few more days??? neros not ready to go anywhare yet
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> He stays any longer he ain't gonna go nowhere ever a-motherfucking-gain.
-*- ZeeZee Sollux's lips twisted into a half frown. "and well... ii2n't there 2omethiing we're 2uppo2ed two be doiing here?"
<PurpleKoopa> ...uh
-*- chthonianGunslinger You hear a sniffle from underneath the covers, pierced by a few half-spoken mumbles. Wherever he is, it definitely isn't here.
<PurpleKoopa> oh shit thats right!!!
<PurpleKoopa> weve still got a squidbeast to take care of
-*- chthonianGunslinger And all the while...
<ZeeZee> don't get me wrong thii2 place ii2n't good for any of u2... but we can't ju2t run out on thii2 thiing.
<Nitro> Why were the humans being so loud? Bleary-eyed, the dog lifted his head from his place on the foot of someone's bed to actually look at his companions, who were sounding progressively more tense. They had been for a while now -- since they came to this town. Like there was...something in the water.
<ZeeZee> (I SEA WHAT YOU DID THERE.)
<Nitro> [That last sentence was both for dramatic effect and a pun.]
<PurpleKoopa> then that means theres only one place to run 2 now
<cynicCivilian> [[Halley buys a boat]]
<cynicCivilian> [[Attacks Terror]]
<ZeeZee> (Wins)
<PurpleKoopa> [halley dog paddles all the way to the horrorterror]
<cynicCivilian> [[Excellent]]
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee curls a hunk of his hair around and around, agitated. He makes a low, unhappy noise between his teeth.
<Nitro> [Fluthlu has mET HIS MATCH]
-*- chthonianGunslinger "JUST LEAVE THIS PLACE BEHIND~"
-*- cynicCivilian The secret to defeating him is dogs]]
-*- cynicCivilian Party obtains dogKind
<cynicCivilian> ]]
-*- chthonianGunslinger "I'LL GRILL YOUR PLACE, DON'T MIND"
<Nitro> [Halley is their sECRET WEAPON]
<ZeeZee> ii mean iit 2uck2 but we have two do iit.
-*- chthonianGunslinger "AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE, 'CAUSE YOU'RE ON DEFEEEEEENSE"
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy takes a few hesitant steps away from Gamzee. He seems a little... unstable. To say the least.
-*- chthonianGunslinger "THIS IS A NEW WAY!"
-*- chthonianGunslinger http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc_SghUVYTk
<PurpleKoopa> ..well yeah somembodys got to do it! and that somebodys just so happens to be us
-*- chthonianGunslinger How the hell does he sleep past this. How.
<ZeeZee> and fuck maybe doiing thii2 wiill fiix a lot of our problem2. weiirder 2hiit'2 happened...
<PurpleKoopa> yeah! i mean if thats why the oceans been so crappy then what does thaht mean for errything else?
<ZeeZee> tho2e thiing2 are... they... they're ju2t wrong iin a lot of way2 2o ii wouldn't be 2uprii2ed iif iit'2 cau2ed many of our current  ii22ue2.
-*- chthonianGunslinger She glanced back at the boat shop behind her, no doubt still open. And somewhere out there, lurking in the seas, was the crux of their quest. The metaphorical holy grail, the very thing that seemed to be tearing them asunder. Just its very presence was making them go mad. Watching them bicker amongst themselves, going wild like musclebeasts...
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty He twists half of his afro into a tangled frizzy lump, listening to them.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Well, mohawk.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty The afro is dead.
<PurpleKoopa> [we should've had a funeral for it]
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...No, she couldn't just stand and watch. She had to do something. And if this was the only something she could do, she'd damn well do it.
<ZeeZee> (Bury it next to the wizard statue.)
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty "I just wanna leave," he mumbles at length.
<PurpleKoopa> [oh man, the wizard statue's not lost, is it]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> if i die young, bury me in satin, lay me down in a bed of roses)
<ZeeZee> (I thought it got blown up with the uu mansion?)
-*- chthonianGunslinger Waiting and watching, praying and hoping...she'd end it here. Kanaya Maryam was going to make a stand this time. And this time, it would truly count.
<PurpleKoopa> ...you and me both dude
<PurpleKoopa> hrm
<PurpleKoopa> well i think weve held it off long enough
<ZeeZee> what ii2 iit?
<Nitro> The canine crept forward and stretched his way off the bed, the way dogs do, eyeing the juggalo. There was a tension in his mannerisms that seemed unlike him. Halley roughly nudged his elbow, unnerved, and unsure of what to make of this development. The kindly human girl seemed ill at ease, as well.
<ZeeZee> oh
<ZeeZee> yeah
<Nitro> Weird humans with their weird emotions and changes.
-*- ZeeZee good thing he's a troll. :B
<PurpleKoopa> i think weve got everything we need now all we gotta do is gather evryeone up
<ZeeZee> that 2ound2 about riight ii gue22.
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy manages a smile and gives Halley a scratch behind the ears.
<PurpleKoopa> haley you coming with us?
<PurpleKoopa> wanna go on a boating trip boy? (:
<Nitro> This human girl is the best human girl --
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee jerks his arm back and steps away from the dog.
-*- ZeeZee glances over at Gamzee when he jerks away holding back a frown.
<Nitro> Halley wagged his tail happily and leaned into the scratching, almost failing to notice the juggalo's reaction.
<PurpleKoopa> thats a good boy! youre a goob doy! ur a god buoy!
-*- PurpleKoopa skritchskritchskritchskritchskritchskritch
<PurpleKoopa> ok if were all set then lets get everyone notified of this squidbiz
<ZeeZee> alriight.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty He hunches up against the wall again, hands on elbows, hugging himself tight, as far away from everyone else as possible while still being near to them. "Aight," he says softly to the ground.
<Nitro> Yesssssss-- wh-- why'd you stop, human girl.
-*- chthonianGunslinger ZZZZ
<Nitro> Halley stared at her, looking slightly crestfallen.
-*- ZeeZee starts skritching in Roxy's place.
<PurpleKoopa> im gonna go tell nero u guys look for the others
<Nitro> Yesssssssssss. This sweet-smelling humanoid might just be an alright dude after all.
<ZeeZee> okay you ready gamzee?
-*- ZeeZee that's right bitches, this troll smells good.
-*- Nitro sweet as in honey. 8y
-*- ZeeZee shhhh don't ruin it.
-*- Nitro and as in awesome.
-*- Nitro both are true.
-*- ZeeZee oh
-*- ZeeZee then yes.
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy gives Gamzee one more concerned look before walking into Nero's room. She gently grabs ahold of Nero's headphones, and (GASP) begins to /slip/ /them/ /off/
-*- chthonianGunslinger !!!
-*- chthonianGunslinger sILENCE,,,
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee is ignoring Sollux in favor of fumbling around in his crabpack for something.
<cynicCivilian> *** Nero has become Grimdeaf.
-*- ZeeZee watches the sad clown.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Sad clown finds his lighter and lights up.
<PurpleKoopa> [brb]
-*- chthonianGunslinger Nero awakes with jolt, hands already scrambling for his headphones. His white tuft of hair explodes from the sheets, blue eyes searching for his beloved.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Sad clown becomes more relaxed sad clown.
-*- Nitro Nero sleeps with his girlfriend every night
-*- Nitro he named her Skrillex
<ZeeZee> Gamzee.
<chthonianGunslinger> (nero these appliances romances have got to s t o p)
<chthonianGunslinger> huh wha
<chthonianGunslinger> fuck i dont
<Nitro> Sniff sniff.
<ZeeZee> Gamzee you gonna come wiith me?
<Nitro> What a weird smell. Halley shuffled a little further from the clown, again uncertain of what to make of it.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty He wordlessly pushes himself away from the wall. "Aight, bro."
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Where we goin' to?
<ZeeZee> gonna fiind kanaya fiir2t.
<ZeeZee> ii don't thiink 2he'2 here at the iinn 2o we gotta look for her.
<ZeeZee> then ii wa2 thiinkiing of goiing to get a piie from applejack.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee ruminates in the fug of his own making for a moment before speaking. "Girl might be by the ocean," he drawls. "In San Fran her ass always goes down by the bay when she feelin' bad."
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> And when somethin' upset her, she would stare that shit in the face till it gave up. So prolly by the motherfuckin' ocean.
<ZeeZee> two the ocean then.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty OCEANWARD
-*- Nitro SQUIDWARD
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty remember when the squid totally beefed it
<cynicCivilian> *** Annnd they arrive I guess.
-*- ZeeZee walks to the docks calmly along side the juggalo. "kanaya?"
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee trudges, silent.
-*- chthonianGunslinger She doesn't answer at first, still staring out to sea. She's wearing black and white stripes today, accented with a red jacket and corsage. Even in her grief, it seems she couldn't forget her form and color.
-*- chthonianGunslinger But eventually, painfully, she turns around.
-*- chthonianGunslinger She doesn't like what she sees. That look on his face, the trembling of his shoulders, that gleam in his eye.
-*- chthonianGunslinger She'd seeen it all before.
-*- chthonianGunslinger She'd smelled it all before too. That scent that reeked with panic, touched with just enough menace to give her goosebumps.
<PurpleKoopa> hey wake up sleedyhead
<PurpleKoopa> i know this is kinda a rush and all consindering what happened yesterday
-*- chthonianGunslinger She knew what was coming, long before she saw them. But she hoped it wouldn't be the case, she truely did. She'd come to like this Gamzee.
<PurpleKoopa> but we need u to be with us for this
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Got to kill the monster, sis.
<ZeeZee> pretty much yeah...
-*- chthonianGunslinger She hoped it was just a phase.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Cynicism knew better.
-*- chthonianGunslinger But courtesy forceed her hand.
<chthonianGunslinger> ...
<chthonianGunslinger> Yes
<PurpleKoopa> you know what im talking about here right?
<chthonianGunslinger> I Know
<ZeeZee> there'2 2omethiing ii wanna do fiir2t.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty He's even beginning to talk in that tricky way. 'Kill the monster' was said with an odd emphasis, like a person telling a joke with a double meaning.
-*- chthonianGunslinger For a few good minutes, he didn't know that you were even talking. He swung over to face Roxy, cracking his neck with a sickening snap. It was waaay too early for this. A lazy hand snatches up his headphones, slipping them over his neck. "shit"
<chthonianGunslinger> what happened to nurse rolal
<chthonianGunslinger> im missin that dame alrrrrrr-
-*- chthonianGunslinger His grumbles suddenly break out into a yawn, forcing him back onto the bed. Jesus christ.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Then it's gone after the next inhale. He shoots a stream of smoke into the air and turns to Sollux. "Whatchu aimin' to do, motherfucker?" he asks in his normal uneven drawl.
-*- chthonianGunslinger But don't think for a moment she didn't see that. For one scant but terrifying moment, she swore he saw the juggalo's scarred smile.
-*- chthonianGunslinger And then,
-*- chthonianGunslinger just like that
<ZeeZee> liike ii 2aiid ii wanted two get 2omethiing two eat... ii know what you 2aiid about u2 not neediing two eat here, and you're right, but... wiith all that'2 been happeniing... ii thiink iit'd do 2ome good. two do 2omethiing normal for a change.
-*- chthonianGunslinger it was gone.
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy pulls Nero off his pillow and tries to get him to sit up straight.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Speakin' of shit to eat.
<PurpleKoopa> nurse rolal had to call in sick
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty He raises his painted eyebrows at Kanaya.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Any other day, she'd mark it off as sheer paranoia. But in volatile times like these...
<PurpleKoopa> now there is only DRILL SERGENANT ROXY
<PurpleKoopa> drop down and giev me twenty soldier
<chthonianGunslinger> i have a condiiiition
<chthonianGunslinger> you cant make me go
<chthonianGunslinger> Yes I
<PurpleKoopa> are you wussying out on me maggot
<PurpleKoopa> ive seen worms w/ better backbones than u
<chthonianGunslinger> I Suppose I Could Accompany You
<PurpleKoopa> but srsly youd better come with us and help stop this monster
<Nitro> Halley observed the Weird Boy and the nice girl speaking slurry human gibberish at each other. Had he an eyebrow, he would've raised it. As it was, he merely jumped back up on Nero's bed. He was with Weird Boy on this.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Don't give her that look. God please, not that look.
<ZeeZee> ... more iimportantly do YOU need two eat kanaya?
<PurpleKoopa> i think something bad happened to gamzee
-*- chthonianGunslinger Now she had no choice. She had to accompany Sollux, under pain of death.
<chthonianGunslinger> ...what?
<chthonianGunslinger> monster? gamzee? fuck you dont mean that oversized fuckin jellyfish do you-
<chthonianGunslinger> ...Oh
<chthonianGunslinger> Um
<PurpleKoopa> the verey same
<chthonianGunslinger> Yes I Suppose That Would Be Prudent
<PurpleKoopa> i mean it mero he doesnt seem like himself anymore!
<ZeeZee> we can do that here then the 2ooner the better riight?
-*- chthonianGunslinger Suddenly he's wide awake, pulling Roxy by the shoulders. "tell me, what the hell did that thing do to him? it didnt kidnap him did it?"
-*- chthonianGunslinger There uh
-*- ZeeZee plops right down on the dock and rolls up his sleeve before offering up his arm to the rainbow drinker.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Might be a misunderstanding here.
<PurpleKoopa> nononono he wasnt squidnapped or anything
<PurpleKoopa> he just
<PurpleKoopa> i dunno
-*- chthonianGunslinger For some reason, it seemed almost perverse to have Gamzee watching. But it was now or never, and soon she wouldn't have a choice. Better to be prepared for that maiden voyage. Gingerly, she takes his arm and pulls it up. Fangs flick forward like a snake, before she carefully digs in.
<chthonianGunslinger> ...just what?
<PurpleKoopa> seems more serisous and cranky than usual?
-*- ZeeZee just sort of sits there and stares out at the ocean, casually letting Kanaya drink from him.
<Nitro> Halley stealthily took over the rest of the bed while Nero sat up and flipped out over the new information he was being fed. Ahh, a dog's life.
- {Day changed to Sun Aug 19 00:00:00 2012}
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee watches and smokes. The smelliest voyeur.
<PurpleKoopa> ive never seem him actually SMACK anyeone before
-*- chthonianGunslinger Now, he only looks lost. That wasn't something he could fix, something he could beat down into dust. He was finding that a lot of things weren't so simple.
<chthonianGunslinger> ...he did what
<chthonianGunslinger> dude he can barely swat a fly
<chthonianGunslinger> i aint ever met anyone as peaceful as him. hes the motherfuckin dali llama of juggalos.
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy looks down at her recovering hand, then sighs deeply.
<PurpleKoopa> yeah
<PurpleKoopa> look maybe i shoudlnt talk about it right now
-*- chthonianGunslinger She drank until her thirst was fully quenched, finally pulling away from his arm. Droplets of mustard yellow blood dripped from her fangs, pooling into tiny puddles on the dock. She felt better, maybe...
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Let's get some pie in you, Solbro.
<PurpleKoopa> we just need to beat this guy and then everything will be jsut like how it was before
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...But that couldn't change the somber air draped around her, just waiting for her to drop.
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Sol is yanked to his feet by his good arm. Upsy daisy.
-*- ZeeZee gives a quick smile. "thank2 and ye2 onward two get 2ome piie."
<Nitro> Halley stretched out on the bed and, while he was at it, pawed at Roxy's arm, which he could juuust reach.
<Nitro> Petting would make this position perfect.
-*- chthonianGunslinger It didn't take a rocket scientist to read between the lines, or even to spot the red sores on her hand. Something had happened between them, something he didn't even want to think about.
-*- chthonianGunslinger But no, don't think about it. She's right, no one needs to say a word. Just big up the big dumb grimblob and everything will be the same. Nothing's wrong. Nothing's bothering you.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Nothing...
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty And to the pie stand they go.
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy's glumness fades a bit as she takes advantage of that perfect petting position, giving the pooch a nice pat on the head. Things must be so much simpler for animals.
<Nitro> As far as Halley was concerned, nevermind the stress and tension building around them -- life was flawless.
-*- ZeeZee walks along to Applejack's Stand.
-*- chthonianGunslinger There's a pregnant pause, halting time to an anxious standstill, as he looked down at his hand. The bandaged one, of course. When was it any different?
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...But now, he knew better.
<cynicCivilian> *** Without much of a story to tell of it, the pie stand they arrive. The pleasant orange equine greets the group with an estatic wave of the hoof and a warm welcoming smile. *** "Well skin me alive and call me a coat, y'all still doin' alright after that tizzy down at th'house? T'was gettin' mighty worried not seein' y'all around, y'know!"
-*- cynicCivilian Extra *** leave this place]]
<ZeeZee> (FFF)
-*- chthonianGunslinger This was gonna be a bitch and he hated to even think about it, but he was tired of hiding behind the fear. Never seemed to do him any good, only driving that wedge deeper. Couldn't be any better for anyone else.
<ZeeZee> hey applejack can we get a piie plea2e?
-*- chthonianGunslinger Finally, no doubt to Roxy's surprise, he gently laid that hand onto her shoulder. It was sympathetic, almost...compassionate. But that couldn't be right, could it?
<chthonianGunslinger> look, well talk it over with him once we send that things blobby ass back to atlantis
<chthonianGunslinger> god knows whats goin on in that head of his
<chthonianGunslinger> but were never gonna know unless we sit him down
<chthonianGunslinger> n im not about to lose my best stoner bro to a bad funk
<chthonianGunslinger> alright?
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee stares down the horse for a minute before remembering that he should probably say something. "We doin', sister."
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> What about your ass? You got just as blown the motherfuck up as we did.
-*- PurpleKoopa Genuinely surprised, Roxy hesitates for a moment before placing her injured hand atop of Nero's.
<PurpleKoopa> ...alright
-*- chthonianGunslinger Sollux is being flanked by an increasingly anxious vampire and a unnervingly surreal clown. Life must be hell.
<PurpleKoopa> nero youre a good freind you know that?
-*- ZeeZee best flank mates.
<cynicCivilian> *** "Y'all can count on it, sugar." Ding! -250  As if it were second nature to her by now-- which it probably would be, all considering-- she retrieves one of her practically trademarked apple-based delicacies and hands it over. She pauses for a moment at the question, however, thinking carefully on how to answer it.
<ZeeZee> ... 2hiit ii only have one hundred...
<cynicCivilian> *** "T'wasn't too scratched up or nothin', so I just headed back on home. Y'know?"
<cynicCivilian> *** "Tried lookin' for y'all t'thank ya, but couldn't find hide nor hair of ya."
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...He's a good what? The words sound so foreign, he almost can't believe he was hearing them. Surely not for him, it must be for some other Nero. One that's less of a pissy grump.
<cynicCivilian> *** "... Tch, really? Well... shoot, how's about you just pay me back th'rest when y'can-- sound good? It's th'least I could do fer y'all."
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Naw, naw. I got this.
<ZeeZee> you 2ure?
-*- chthonianGunslinger But there it was, thrown right on the table for all the see. And in that moment of weakness, he looks truly amazed.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Sure as shit, my brother.
<ZeeZee> okay
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee forks over the boonies.
<chthonianGunslinger> i...
<ZeeZee> thank2 man.
<Nitro> Paw paw.
<Nitro> Forget your human emotions.
-*- PurpleKoopa Smiling, she places a finger on his lips.
<Nitro> Halley nudged the Weird Boy, still wanting attention.
<PurpleKoopa> shhhhh shh shhoosh shoes shh
<PurpleKoopa> its ok
<cynicCivilian> *** Ding! -250. "That's mighty kind've ya, fella. Y'all best take care now, will ya?"
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee jerks his chin at the pie, smiling dreamily. "Eat up, motherfucker."
<cynicCivilian> *** Apple Pie: A whole freshly baked apple pie, right from the oven and cooked with love.
-*- chthonianGunslinger His face rolls over a flurry of emotions, each one more vivid than the last...before finally settling on the smallest of smiles. "...thanks."
<chthonianGunslinger> (oh hng)
<chthonianGunslinger> (can't hold these feels)
<chthonianGunslinger> (FRONDSHIP)
<ZeeZee> ii can't eat thii2 all by my2elf you gotta help me.
<chthonianGunslinger> Oh
<ZeeZee> ii can't eat an entiire piie liike 2ome people ii know
<chthonianGunslinger> Im Sorry I Dont Eat...
<chthonianGunslinger> ...Pie
<ZeeZee> iit'2 fiine kanaya gamzee can help.
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy removes the finger. Her smile broadens.
<PurpleKoopa> ur welcome (:
<Nitro> Ahem.
-*- PurpleKoopa Thank you too, dog. Pat pat.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> If there is one thing this motherfucker can do, it's eat.
<Nitro> Much better. The dog's tail wagged enthusiastically.
<PurpleKoopa> now what say we go cook us up some calmari?
<PurpleKoopa> *calimarie
<PurpleKoopa> *callie mario
-*- ZeeZee scoops up some pie with his hand and holds it out. "cheer2."
<PurpleKoopa> ^mamma mia
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Despite this, he stares at the pie like it is a particularly challenging crossword before dipping his fingers into it.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Yeah. Motherfuckin' mazel tov.
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...Where are you going with this game, Sollux. Squint.
-*- ZeeZee eats quietly.
<chthonianGunslinger> youve just read my mind sister
<cynicCivilian> [[wow hold on my computer is]]
<cynicCivilian> [[Dying of a heart attack I think]]
-*- Nitro punches Jasp's computer in the throat.]
-*- cynicCivilian You're not helping the heart attack Nitro]]
-*- cynicCivilian This isn't how you do CPR]]
-*- Nitro I didn't pass that class]
-*- cynicCivilian Fff]]
-*- Nitro Come to think of it this might be why]
-*- chthonianGunslinger That smile eases into a more devilish grin. Now this, this was comfortable with. Beating stuff up, even something ten times his size, was something he could handle. The rest of this, he could do without.
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...But at the very least, he could give himself a pat on the back for trying. He was a good friend, after all. A good one.
<chthonianGunslinger> cmon, lets fire up this gill
<chthonianGunslinger> ...
<chthonianGunslinger> grill
<chthonianGunslinger> i said grill
-*- ZeeZee glances over to the clown. "hey c'mon now iif you can eat anythiing iit'2 piie, ii've 2een you do iit. don't pu22yfoot iit ju2t diive riight iin," he said, teasing lightly before licking at his sticky pie tainted fingers.
<cynicCivilian> *** youre L--EARNING
<PurpleKoopa> gill grill were pwnin a sea creature so no diff really
<cynicCivilian> *** they blow-fish up so fast
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee picks his way thoughtfully through the pie. Huh. Eating.
<chthonianGunslinger> good point
<chthonianGunslinger> ...think we should take the dog with us?
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> ...I forgot how good food was.
<ZeeZee> yeah food'2 pretty 2weet.
<cynicCivilian> *** The both of them each gain an extra +3 health points as they consume the food-- granted, neither of them really needed it, but... y'know.
<PurpleKoopa> sure why not? dog could do with a lil adventur
<PurpleKoopa> lets go stop @ the boat guys place first
<PurpleKoopa> most important thing is makeing sure we have a ride
<Nitro> [Are we planning on going ahead with the fight tonight?]
<Nitro> ['cause]
<Nitro> [it's 12:30]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> i am too tired)
-*- chthonianGunslinger He hesitantly gives the dog a scratch the behind the ears, itching that scratch dogs always seemed to have.
<chthonianGunslinger> (yolo)
<cynicCivilian> [[Oh nonononono]]
<cynicCivilian> [[We weren't doing the fight tonight v8]]
<cynicCivilian> [[We're probably going to do it, like]]
<PurpleKoopa> [if we manage to leave the shore, i think that would be a good stopping point]
<cynicCivilian> [[Mmmmaybe tomorrow? v8]]
<cynicCivilian> [[Whenever we have a good number of people around.]]
<Nitro> [Off the shore would be a gr8 stopping point]
<chthonianGunslinger> [i got my feels today so]
<Nitro> [pff]
<chthonianGunslinger> [im p pleased as punch thank you]
<PurpleKoopa> ["whenever we've got the whole crew aboard" works for me]
<chthonianGunslinger> [did you see that friendship manuever]
<cynicCivilian> [[The other party members can just]]
<Nitro> [people could always do feels on the boat if they really feel like staying up]
<cynicCivilian> [[Be on board while they leave for the oil rig]]
<cynicCivilian> [[But the boat ride is]]
<cynicCivilian> [[Something I want to save for tomorrow/next session y:]]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> das cool)
<PurpleKoopa> [sounds good, jasp]
<Nitro> [Oh, ok uvu]
<ZeeZee> (Okay. :3)
<cynicCivilian> [[thnx u uvu]]
<Nitro> [nerdo cARRIES DAVED ONTO THE BORAT]
<ZeeZee> (GOOD)
<cynicCivilian> [[Drives van onto boat]]
<cynicCivilian> [[Boatmobile]]
<Nitro> [/Good/]
<ZeeZee> (BUT IS IT INVISIBLE?!)
<PurpleKoopa> [okay now BACK 2 RP]
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy pats her knees, beckoning the dog to come with them.
<Nitro> [They painted it.]
<PurpleKoopa> here boy! come on!
<cynicCivilian> [[They painted the boatmobile blue to camoflauge it]]
<Nitro> Really. Really. You're going to do that thing where you make him come to you for petting? But this bed is so comfortable --
<Nitro> ...
<Nitro> ...fine.
<ZeeZee> two be hone2t ii kiinda mii22 eatiing.
-*- PurpleKoopa Upon a successful bed dismounting, the pets are promptly rewarded.
<Nitro> Halley more rolled than stepped off the bed and stretched himself thoroughly for the second time that day before following. [belated oops]
-*- chthonianGunslinger DOUBLE REWARDS.
<PurpleKoopa> good dog (: you almost make me wiwsh i had a dog if i didnt have so many cats already
<PurpleKoopa> now ONWARD
-*- chthonianGunslinger Nero didn't even use the bandaged hand this time. He's learning!
<PurpleKoopa> TO THE BOAT SHOB
<chthonianGunslinger> he makes me wish i had a dog period
<chthonianGunslinger> but whatever
<Nitro> Halley almost didn't even notice it was Weird Boy petting him. Almost.
<chthonianGunslinger> lets roll
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy gallops down the staircase and heads over to the Boat Rental place!
<Nitro> The dog trotted loyally after his companions, content to do so because he knew that wherever they were going, there would be either adventure or petting.
<Nitro> Or both!
-*- ZeeZee looks to Kanaya. "2orry iif thii2 ii2 liike rude or 2omethiing, but... do you mii22 iit? regular food."
-*- PurpleKoopa ii really ju2t want 2ome hot pocket2
-*- ZeeZee omg how diid you know?
-*- PurpleKoopa or maybe 2ome mountaiin dew
-*- ZeeZee can ii get 2ome piizza biite2?
<chthonianGunslinger> Oh
<chthonianGunslinger> Ocassionally I Do But
<chthonianGunslinger> I Find The Trade Off More Than Adequate
<ZeeZee> that'2 cool ii gue22. ii wouldn't know my2elf not beiing a raiinbow driinker or anythiing.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Finally I Can Elegantly Sip On The Nectar Of Life Without Spitting It Back Out
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Do different kinda bloods taste different?
<chthonianGunslinger> Surprisingly Yes
<ZeeZee> 2o liike doe2 kk'2 blood ta2te liike human blood?
<chthonianGunslinger> Your Blood Tastes Rather Aged Like A Fine Wine For Example
<chthonianGunslinger> ...And
<chthonianGunslinger> So Does Karkats I Suppose
<chthonianGunslinger> Whereas Yours Tastes More Like A Gourmet Mustard
<ZeeZee> ii'll take that a2 a compliiment.
<chthonianGunslinger> You Should
<Nitro> [Feferi's blood is grape juice.]
<ZeeZee> ii wiill then.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> that's eridan's blood)
<cynicCivilian> [[Feferi's blood is /literally/ grape juice]]
<Nitro> [ye]
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> fef's is. maybe cran grape?)
<chthonianGunslinger> Theres Nothing More Strapping Than Being A Good Appetizer
<chthonianGunslinger> (kanaya was disappointed to find that her own blood only tastes vaguely minty)
<chthonianGunslinger> (>:B)
-*- PurpleKoopa pssst jaspers, they're heading to the boat shop now]
-*- cynicCivilian Oh, sorry I]]
-*- ZeeZee snorts. "thank2 ii feel 2o much better knowiing that."
-*- cynicCivilian Wasn't really expecting much more tonight I guess, hold on .o.]]
-*- PurpleKoopa no prob dude, just pointing it out]
-*- chthonianGunslinger She chuckles at her own joke, finally winding down from her funk. It helps that Gamzee slips to be slipping back into his old stride again. No strange looks or menacing words, only the same constant drawl.
-*- chthonianGunslinger There were things she needed to accomplished, regrets she could only more over, but this...
-*- chthonianGunslinger ...This was better.
<ZeeZee> anyway now that we're done wiith our piie let'2 go fiind whoever ii2 left two fiind.
<cynicCivilian> *** Their trip is a short lived one-- they arrive soon at the local boat shop, a bell attatched to the door ringing as it was opened. The owner of the establishment is busy chatting up a certain someone as they enter, believe it or not-- and, depending on your point of view, it conveniently turns out to be none other than the retired captain himself; Hawkeyes
<cynicCivilian> McClyde.
<cynicCivilian> [[comPUTER STOP,,,]]
<chthonianGunslinger> And Whoever Might That Be
<chthonianGunslinger> Do You Know Whos Been Informed Yet
<ZeeZee> the three of u2 roxy and nero.
-*- PurpleKoopa Wow, fancy meeting him here! Roxy stumbles up to the old sailors and clears her throat. Erm, excuse me, sirs? About that boat...
-*- chthonianGunslinger Yeah, about that boat...
<Nitro> Woof woof.
<Nitro> What if the dog gets seasick --
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Yo, Solbro. I been havin all kinds of wicked thoughts pop up in my nug real recent like, you know?
<Nitro> Inconsiderate humans. Not even checking if there was a plane nearby to fly them to the oil rig.
<cynicCivilian> *** Upon being addressed, both the clerk and Hawkeyes turn to properly look at the group. The store owner opens their mouth to speak-- but the captain chimes in first, their tone of voice as melancholy as it were in the bar. "T'was startin' t'think that y'forgot about lil' ol' me, now. I take it yer ready?"
<ZeeZee> yea? tell me what'2 on your miind.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> And one of 'em was. This shit is gon' happen on a bigass peice of machine out in the ocean, right?
-*- chthonianGunslinger That is one serious looking kid staring up at you. You should take him seriously.
<ZeeZee> ii thiink 2o yeah.
<cynicCivilian> *** Oh did I forget that there was a pLANE HANGER on the map too 8y
<cynicCivilian> *** Conveniently right next to the Inn
-*- chthonianGunslinger gaurdians no
-*- chthonianGunslinger don't you dare
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy nods affirmatively!
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> Bigass peice of machine that's probably up and controlled by /computers/. Yeah?
<PurpleKoopa> yep! just as soon as we get the whole crew together were readdy to set sail
-*- ZeeZee grins. "probably yeah."
<chthonianGunslinger> ready as ill ever be
<chthonianGunslinger> ...Youre Not Suggesting What I Think Youre Suggesting
<chthonianGunslinger> Are You
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> If whatever I'm suggestin' is Solbro hackin' the motherfuck outta those motherfuckers to fuck some shit up, then I am all kinds of makin' it.
<ZeeZee> that ii2 a plethora of great riight there and ii'm all for iit we ju2t gotta hope thii2 ve22el of our2 ii2 iindeed computeriized.
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<cynicCivilian> *** "Well, ol' Collins here got th'boat ready t'go whenever." There's a tentative pause in his words. One hand was tucked into the pocket of his long coat while the other was rested on the counter, fingers drubbing against it's surface idly. "... Y'know..."
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<ZeeZee> (>Sollux: Blitz the boat's chakras.)
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> pwn some nubs)
<cynicCivilian> *** "Y'really don't have t'go through with this. I'm gonna be frank-- there's no promises that yer gonna come back alive."
<cynicCivilian> [[Pimp My Boat]]
<chthonianGunslinger> lemme tell you
<chthonianGunslinger> ive been through so much these past few months
-*- tenaciouslyCrunknasty Gamzee proceeds to take a deep puff of his blunt and becomes effectively dead to the world. He giggles a little.
<chthonianGunslinger> like you wouldnt even believe how fuckin much
<chthonianGunslinger> n im pretty sure ive already died once
<chthonianGunslinger> somehow i just cant give a fuck anymore.
<ZeeZee> for now though let'2 get you back two the iinn.
<ZeeZee> then we can check up on everyone el2e.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Lie after lie after lie. All to cover up the biggest lie of them all - he was absolutely terrified. This thing could probably kick anything his dad fought to the curb, tossing them right off their haughty thrones.
<Nitro> [casually sleeping]
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy can't help but gulp in fear. But if Nero could face this beast, so could she! ...Right?
<Nitro> [Halley is auto-follow]
-*- chthonianGunslinger Didn't change the fact that he had to do this. He swore to these men he'd finish the job, to slay the beast no one could. And for all the thing he was, disloyal he wasn't.
<-> You are now known as Nightro
<cynicCivilian> [[Night, Nitro uvu]]
<chthonianGunslinger> (night babs)
<PurpleKoopa> [g'night!]
<Nightro> [Night. uvu]
<PurpleKoopa> yeah dude weve got this covored
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> also on autofollow)
-*- chthonianGunslinger And somehow, he got the strangest feeling like all eyes were on him. Come on kid, let's see those slaying skills put to the test.
<tenaciouslyCrunknasty> nite dudes)
<PurpleKoopa> [later, non!]
<chthonianGunslinger> (night!)
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-*- chthonianGunslinger It pressed on him like a choking smog, only adding to every other terror in his life. His arm acting like a spoiled child, that thing lurking out there in the sea, and that constant nagging of what could be. Of what he could be.
-*- chthonianGunslinger And just like that, he was hiding behind the fear again. Fuck, you idiot.
<cynicCivilian> *** You say that as if it weren't obvious he was lying. Bigger men than Nero would shiver at the mere mention of a monstrosity like this. Even the former captain couldn't help but admit he was afraid-- but he's already lost everything. Everything that mattered, and everything that he held dear. Only one thing mattered to him, now-- and that was putting an end
<cynicCivilian> to it's almost tyranical hold on this town. And more importantly, to avenge the ones he held dearly.
<cynicCivilian> *** If it even had a head, he swore he'd have it on a pike.
<cynicCivilian> *** "... Didn't say y'didn't, son. Just wanted t'make sure y'know what yer gettin' into here."
<cynicCivilian> *** "We better get t'leavin' sometime soon-- a mighty big storm's comin', and between you an' me, ah don't think it's nothin' natural."
<ZeeZee> (I'm fallin' asleep here, gotta go to bed, night night.)
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<PurpleKoopa> [later1]
<cynicCivilian> [[Night, ZeeZ--]]
-*- cynicCivilian daMMIT,,,]]
<PurpleKoopa> [whoops there she goes]
<chthonianGunslinger> least it knows how to make an entrance, huh?
-*- chthonianGunslinger Yes, perfect. Exactly the kind of thing his old man would say. You're already on the right track, kid, just keep smirking away. Somehow, it'll all go away.
<cynicCivilian> *** "Ain't that th'truth." He offers the boat salesman a few parting words before giving the part-demon an affirmative nod. They've wasted enough time waiting-- it was now or never. He leisurely strolls towards the door, beconing the duo with his free hand. "Go grab yer friends'nd meet me by th'dock, y'hear?"
-*- PurpleKoopa Roxy responds with a giddy salute!
<PurpleKoopa> sir yes srir!
<PurpleKoopa> you can count on us howkeye (:
<chthonianGunslinger> knowin em, theyve probably already fucked up to the beach
<chthonianGunslinger> but whatever
<chthonianGunslinger> lets round em up
<PurpleKoopa> yeah i guess they could be at the beagch already? well have to check to find out
<cynicCivilian> *** If you squinted, you could see the faintest trace of a smirk cross his dry lips as he heard that. A confirming nod is what the drunkard lass gets in response, before he turns and leaves the building with a ring of the bell.
<chthonianGunslinger> aight
<PurpleKoopa> and there he goes
<PurpleKoopa> wed better get going too
<chthonianGunslinger> probably off to get drunk again
<chthonianGunslinger> cmon, weve got work to do
<chthonianGunslinger> for once
-*- chthonianGunslinger Yeah, he knows how those types roll. He knows exactly how they roll. Night after night after night.
<PurpleKoopa> oh wait! boat guy!
<cynicCivilian> *** "That'd be me, lass. Whadda y'need?"
<PurpleKoopa> do you have any sort of equepment we can use to pimp the boat out?
<PurpleKoopa> or is the boat alreaday pimped out as is
<chthonianGunslinger> im gonna be honest
<chthonianGunslinger> ive
<chthonianGunslinger> never worked on a boat before
<PurpleKoopa> O:
<PurpleKoopa> not even a MOMTORboat
<PurpleKoopa> ^momtor lol
<chthonianGunslinger> theres a million boats in capulet n ive never touched a single one
<cynicCivilian> *** "S'about as 'pimped' as it could get." He replies, perhaps having a bit of a misunderstanding on the phrase pimped. /Old/ /timers/. "Hawkeye's could probably manage th'entire damn boat himself if he wanted to, trust me."
<chthonianGunslinger> yeah but
<cynicCivilian> *** "Ah think he's got a friend're two comin' along with some experience anyhow, though. Believe me when I say that McClyde's th'kind of guy that'll know what he's doin'."
<PurpleKoopa> just between us i think hes gonga need some help
<chthonianGunslinger> can it shoot lasers
<chthonianGunslinger> im bein serious here
<chthonianGunslinger> serious conversation
<PurpleKoopa> lazor power is our primary concern atm
<chthonianGunslinger> if im fightin a lovecraftian knock off i want lasers
<cynicCivilian> *** "Yer playin' too many video games, son-- it's a boat. One've my damn best, at that. Whatever yer after, it can handle it just fine."
<PurpleKoopa> do we get the oblibigatory harpoon gun so we can say "THAR SHE BLOOOOWS"
<cynicCivilian> *** " 'Sides, we just sold our last laser-firin' vessel. Real shame, don't y'think?"
<PurpleKoopa> ): aw what so we coulda ACTAULLY had a boat that shoots lasers
<chthonianGunslinger> goddamnit
<cynicCivilian> *** "T'was a joke, lass."
<PurpleKoopa> that seems like itd be kind of handy but oh whell i guess well just have to make d--
<PurpleKoopa> oh
<chthonianGunslinger> yankin our chain lik ethat
<PurpleKoopa> of course it was
<chthonianGunslinger> now youre makin me want to build one
<chthonianGunslinger> boat mechanics cant be too different from a car or a plane
<cynicCivilian> *** "Don't y'got some people t'be lookin' fer? T'wouldn't want t'keep a guy like 'im waitin' too long."
<chthonianGunslinger> fiiiine
<chthonianGunslinger> better have harpoons though
<chthonianGunslinger> big ones
<PurpleKoopa> maybe the friend hes taking along will b the barkeep guy
<PurpleKoopa> then he can WRASSLE the beast to death
<PurpleKoopa> omg nero did u see that
<PurpleKoopa> he wresteled a fucking SHARK
<PurpleKoopa> it was INCREDIBUEL
<chthonianGunslinger> holy shit
<chthonianGunslinger> no way
<chthonianGunslinger> no way
<chthonianGunslinger> ydont mean that porker do ya?
<PurpleKoopa> yeah way
<PurpleKoopa> its not just pork on dem bones hes got BEEF too
<chthonianGunslinger> ohhhh my god
<chthonianGunslinger> thats incredible
<chthonianGunslinger> i didnt think anyone had the balls to do that
<chthonianGunslinger> not even my dad
<chthonianGunslinger> i have so much newfound respect for him you dont even know
<PurpleKoopa> yeah hes pretty gruff and intimidatig but still i give MASSEVE props to anyone who cold-cocked a shark and got away with it
<PurpleKoopa> anyway wed better round everyone else up 4 this
<PurpleKoopa> thanks for your help boat guy!
<chthonianGunslinger> yeah, thanks
<cynicCivilian> *** "None needed. Ye best take care've yerselves now, got it?"
<chthonianGunslinger> thats a hefty order in a place like this but
<chthonianGunslinger> hell
<chthonianGunslinger> well try
<PurpleKoopa> c u l8r!
-*- PurpleKoopa And with that being said, Roxy opens the door and heads outside.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Nero follows, his coat dragging along behind him in the open breeze. With two swords plastered on his back and a revolver strapped to his thigh, he must be the most heavily armed kid in all of Econ.
-*- chthonianGunslinger Poor thing.
<cynicCivilian> *** Ahem.
<cynicCivilian> *** Have you /mET/ Dangerguana yet?
<cynicCivilian> *** Thip thip, motherfucker. Bl
-*- PurpleKoopa dangerguana you're 32 in iguana years
-*- chthonianGunslinger You're not hip anymore.
<cynicCivilian> *** Dangerguana will always be YOUNG AT HEART.
<PurpleKoopa> hmmmm
<PurpleKoopa> think theyd be at the beach already?
<chthonianGunslinger> i dunno
<chthonianGunslinger> hell they might be at the library for all i know
<chthonianGunslinger> seems like thats where they spend more of their time
<-> PurpleKoopa is now known as CarrotKoopa
<-> cynicCivilian is now known as OrangeKoopa
<-> OrangeKoopa is now known as Jaspersprite
<CarrotKoopa> yeaahhh :\
<CarrotKoopa> seems like we shouldnt keep that guuy waitin? but it couldnt hurt to check real fast
<CarrotKoopa> hell who knos how long this boat trips gonna b anyway? maybe we can pick up some new redading material while were at it
-*- CarrotKoopa Roxy pulls out her trashy Cage romance novel.
<CarrotKoopa> sorry nic but you have officially been PERUSED
<Jaspersprite> *** y tho
<Jaspersprite> *** rocry pls
-*- CarrotKoopa nak cahje pls
<chthonianGunslinger> ...what the flyin hell is that
<chthonianGunslinger> i mean that cant be
<chthonianGunslinger> theres no way thats
<chthonianGunslinger> ...nic cage? seriously?
<CarrotKoopa> oh dude havent i shown this to you already?
<CarrotKoopa> maybe a choice exceprt will get ur mind running
<CarrotKoopa> ahem
<CarrotKoopa> "he brushed against the hot wetness of her sexx"
<CarrotKoopa> "dozesns of shockwaves raced over his skin"
<CarrotKoopa> oh man this book is a gold mine
<-* Jaspersprite has kicked CarrotKoopa from #Flarp2 (This is far too nsfw for this innocent and nOW I NEED TO OPEN A WINDOW I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY PK)
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<CarrotKoopa> a gold mine filled w trash
<CarrotKoopa> "with his broab shoulders and slim waist"
<CarrotKoopa> "he was a yield sign"
<CarrotKoopa> "but she coudld NOT"
<-* Jaspersprite has kicked CarrotKoopa from #Flarp2 (/noooOOOO/)
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-*- CarrotKoopa mayb i should keep this book
-*- CarrotKoopa and read it 2 you for bedtime
-*- CarrotKoopa every night
-*- CarrotKoopa  5evahs
-*- Jaspersprite /Ban CarrotKoopa ]]
-*- CarrotKoopa u kno its ur faverite ;D
-*- Jaspersprite *Lewd*]]
-*- Jaspersprite Furthermore I probably ought to head to bed pretty soon :y]]
-*- CarrotKoopa i think cg either fell asleep or has no response to my bad rom novel readings
<Jaspersprite> [[Nero literally collapsed on the floor]]
-*- Jaspersprite oh my god we are in *puBLIC*
-*- CarrotKoopa Lalonde spends the rest of the session flipping through terrible literature and walking down to the harbor, guffawing all the while.
<CarrotKoopa> "their gazes lokked like radar"
<CarrotKoopa> "PING PING ZING"
<CarrotKoopa> hahahhaah oooooooh mai god you cannot make this stuff up