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- <yzabtech> ==START==
- Jan 02 17:49:27 <yzabtech> The game pops up with a new notification.
- Jan 02 17:49:50 <yzabtech> ERROR WITH CLIENT-SERVER CONNECTION: operaticTinner has died.
- Jan 02 17:50:00 <yzabtech> REPLACEMENT FOUND: neuroticFluffbun.
- Jan 02 17:50:07 <Yanniy_Grehij> (necrotic)
- Jan 02 17:50:16 <The_Boss> "Sardon, here." You order him, frowning, looking over the message
- Jan 02 17:50:27 <yzabtech> ((lmao i read that wrong the whole time))
- Jan 02 17:50:44 <yzabtech> "Yes-- oh."
- Jan 02 17:51:02 <The_Boss> "What does that mean."
- Jan 02 17:51:02 <yzabtech> "That usually happens. Sburb is a dangerous game, even before it starts."
- Jan 02 17:51:19 <yzabtech> "Your original client, named "operaticTinner", has died."
- Jan 02 17:51:47 <The_Boss> You look to him, searching his face with a frown. "The operator? Not the game copy?"
- Jan 02 17:52:08 <yzabtech> ((fuck please tel me that's pissy's name
- Jan 02 17:52:09 <yzabtech> ))
- Jan 02 17:52:14 <The_Boss> (ye)
- Jan 02 17:52:27 <yzabtech> ((oh thank god i don't want to mess up two games today))
- Jan 02 17:52:31 <yzabtech> ((names*))
- Jan 02 17:52:40 <yzabtech> "No, your client."
- Jan 02 17:52:46 <yzabtech> "The person you were about to enter."
- Jan 02 17:52:52 <yzabtech> "He or she has died."
- Jan 02 17:53:35 <The_Boss> You look away from him and nod. "Right. Whats the next step from here?" You ask, trying to stay calm.
- Jan 02 17:53:49 <yzabtech> "Proceed as normal with whoever the new person is."
- Jan 02 17:54:03 <yzabtech> "necroticFluffbun."
- Jan 02 17:54:44 <The_Boss> "Just like that, huh?" You say icily, looking at him with disgust for a moment before sitting back down at the computer.
- Jan 02 17:54:52 <yzabtech> "Yes, just like that."
- Jan 02 17:55:53 <The_Boss> You just nod, not wanting to engage him anymore, looking for something on the screen to message this new individual with.
- Jan 02 17:56:17 <yzabtech> Well, that is an Esperchum handle....
- Jan 02 17:56:49 <The_Boss> "Quiet." You say to him without looking at him, entering the name and typing up a message
- Jan 02 17:57:00 <The_Boss> TB: Hello
- Jan 02 17:57:07 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: Hiya!
- Jan 02 17:57:10 <yzabtech> "I didn't say anything."
- Jan 02 17:57:23 <The_Boss> "Good, continue to do so,"
- Jan 02 17:57:25 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: Wh69 the flub are you?
- Jan 02 17:57:27 <yzabtech> ((that was the narrator not sardon))
- Jan 02 17:57:47 <yzabtech> ((the thing about esperchum handles))
- Jan 02 17:57:49 <The_Boss> TB: I am understanding that you have found a copy of SBURB
- Jan 02 17:58:01 <yzabtech> ((you mean SABRX right))
- Jan 02 17:58:08 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: You mean SABRX?
- Jan 02 17:58:19 <The_Boss> (How am i to know that lmao)
- Jan 02 17:58:29 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: The weird ph69ne app?
- Jan 02 17:58:35 <yzabtech> ((the game copy said SABRX, the only person who says sburb is sardon))
- Jan 02 17:58:37 <The_Boss> TB: Yes, that works
- Jan 02 17:58:40 <yzabtech> ((because he came from C2S2))
- Jan 02 17:59:12 <The_Boss> TB: I am assuming you are in need of a server
- Jan 02 17:59:12 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: Yeah, I have it, it said s69me really weird ship th69ugh...
- Jan 02 17:59:26 <The_Boss> TB: I got a message to do so for you
- Jan 02 17:59:37 <The_Boss> TB: It tends to. Will likely get worse
- Jan 02 18:00:02 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: I dunn69, I guess I d69?
- Jan 02 18:00:58 <Yanniy_Grehij> D69 y69u need me t69 d69 anything, 69r h69w the fl69ck d69es it w69rk?
- Jan 02 18:01:33 <The_Boss> TB: I need you to listen to me
- Jan 02 18:01:39 <The_Boss> TB: And please stay calm
- Jan 02 18:02:02 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: I'M FLUDGING CALM ALRIGHT?
- Jan 02 18:02:11 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: ;P
- Jan 02 18:02:12 <The_Boss> TB: Excellent
- Jan 02 18:02:34 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: I'm listening
- Jan 02 18:02:44 <The_Boss> TB: Now it is important for you to do exactly what I tell you, alright? I believe the consequences are fatal.
- Jan 02 18:02:44 <yzabtech> ((yanniy give me your char sheet))
- Jan 02 18:02:59 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((https://docs.google.com/document/d/16ocvEx3pMYywIVumcxcb3DY2aerffbxNFFRGdZET57Y/edit#))
- Jan 02 18:03:35 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: That d69 seem like pretty shilling c69nsequences
- Jan 02 18:03:39 <yzabtech> A window pops up on Boss's screen, displaying a room with a troll girl inside, and a HUD with multiple dropdown menus.
- Jan 02 18:04:05 <The_Boss> TB: Wave
- Jan 02 18:04:31 <Yanniy_Grehij> I wave at wherever I think the boss is watching me from
- Jan 02 18:04:38 <Yanniy_Grehij> I wave at my window
- Jan 02 18:04:59 <The_Boss> You watch the girl wave at her window. She seems a bit lost
- Jan 02 18:05:02 <Yanniy_Grehij> Someone outside looks really confused
- Jan 02 18:05:48 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: 69kay I've waved at s69me69ne 69utside, was that y69u?
- Jan 02 18:06:08 <The_Boss> TB: No, I'll show myself when I know you wont die on me
- Jan 02 18:06:21 <The_Boss> TB: Now, clear me some space
- Jan 02 18:06:23 <yzabtech> Anyone outside will probably be slowly going insane due to the horrorterror apocalypse currently happening
- Jan 02 18:06:46 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: R69ger!
- Jan 02 18:06:56 <The_Boss> TB: Pretty good amount.
- Jan 02 18:07:01 <The_Boss> TB: Be quick on that
- Jan 02 18:07:26 <Yanniy_Grehij> I look at my room, and decide the best course of action would be to shove the bed near the window, where the computer and the door is
- Jan 02 18:07:41 <Yanniy_Grehij> I guess I'm using the window as my exit next time.
- Jan 02 18:07:50 <The_Boss> TB: That's good enough.
- Jan 02 18:08:07 <yzabtech> A knock on Yanniy's door is heard.
- Jan 02 18:08:08 <The_Boss> TB: I hope you do not have any strong attachment to your home
- Jan 02 18:08:20 <Yanniy_Grehij> I look slightly worried
- Jan 02 18:08:23 <The_Boss> TB: Ignore that
- Jan 02 18:08:37 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: What the flub are y69u g69ing t69 d69?
- Jan 02 18:08:49 <The_Boss> TB: Give you a series of three machines
- Jan 02 18:08:55 <The_Boss> TB: Please focus
- Jan 02 18:09:13 <yzabtech> Outside your window, you see a male troll in sunglasses and a suit, a blonde male human in a sweater vest, and a dark-haired man in another suit.
- Jan 02 18:09:18 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: 69kay, but d69n't break my sheesh
- Jan 02 18:09:37 <Yanniy_Grehij> I wave politely at them
- Jan 02 18:09:43 <The_Boss> TB: No promises
- Jan 02 18:10:10 <yzabtech> The troll calls to your window, "Executors of the Koyora, von Ulm, and Cenzon estate."
- Jan 02 18:10:16 <yzabtech> "This is urgent."
- Jan 02 18:10:42 <Yanniy_Grehij> Wat
- Jan 02 18:10:58 <The_Boss> TB: Do not address them.
- Jan 02 18:11:20 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: H69w d69 y69u even kn69w they're there?
- Jan 02 18:11:25 <yzabtech> "Open the door immediately. This relates to your survival of current events."
- Jan 02 18:12:06 <The_Boss> You select the first one of the machines, labelled the cruxtruder, that you have yourself in the other room and muse for a moment on where to put it, deciding the far corner of the room is a good start.
- Jan 02 18:12:14 <The_Boss> TB: I can see them
- Jan 02 18:12:22 <Yanniy_Grehij> "I can't, I m69ved the bed in fr69nt 69f it, t69 make m69re space f69r my shtick!"
- Jan 02 18:12:40 <The_Boss> TB: Good thinking
- Jan 02 18:12:52 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: It's true th69ugh
- Jan 02 18:12:53 <yzabtech> "We're climbing in through a window."
- Jan 02 18:13:03 <The_Boss> TB: Unlikely
- Jan 02 18:13:17 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: They're climbing in thr69ugh a wind69w
- Jan 02 18:13:31 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Will y69u n69t d69 that?"
- Jan 02 18:13:34 <yzabtech> The troll appears to use psionics on a nearby window. You hear a series of clicks, and suddenly it slides open as if it were unlocked.
- Jan 02 18:13:45 <Yanniy_Grehij> "That's clearly breaking and entering"
- Jan 02 18:13:50 <The_Boss> You snatch the next machine and promptly slap it down in front of the window. The... Totem Lathe. Hm.
- Jan 02 18:14:00 <Yanniy_Grehij> "And that's illegal as funk!"
- Jan 02 18:14:06 <The_Boss> TB: If you have a weapon, I would get it
- Jan 02 18:14:13 <yzabtech> The agents narrowly escape being crushed by the totem lathe. Now they're trapped inside. Great job."
- Jan 02 18:14:22 <Yanniy_Grehij> Right, weapons!
- Jan 02 18:14:25 <yzabtech> ((whoops that " after the . is not supposed to be there))
- Jan 02 18:14:31 <The_Boss> "Sardon, I told you to be quiet."
- Jan 02 18:14:40 <The_Boss> ((Im using that, no take backs lol)
- Jan 02 18:14:50 <yzabtech> ((lmao fine))
- Jan 02 18:15:06 <Yanniy_Grehij> I open up the drawer and grab a wooden shield and toy axe
- Jan 02 18:15:15 <The_Boss> TB: This will not do
- Jan 02 18:15:25 <yzabtech> The man in the sweater vest speaks up. "we come unarmed, but the contents of this package are more dangerous than any weapon on Earth."
- Jan 02 18:15:27 <Yanniy_Grehij> In hindsight, maybe I should've invested in actual weapons
- Jan 02 18:15:40 <The_Boss> TB: Tell them you are busy
- Jan 02 18:16:09 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Well why the frick did y69u bring it in here then?
- Jan 02 18:16:18 <yzabtech> "You're the inheritor of it."
- Jan 02 18:16:23 <yzabtech> "The Book of the Void."
- Jan 02 18:16:32 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Wat"
- Jan 02 18:16:44 <yzabtech> "Razero, the original heir, has died. She entrusted it to her friend Katerina before her death."
- Jan 02 18:17:15 <yzabtech> "Katerina has also died. She sent it to Tennyn Cenzon, also known as operaticTinner."
- Jan 02 18:17:16 <The_Boss> TB: NF
- Jan 02 18:17:16 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Is this 69ne 69f th69se weird m69nster b6969ks?"
- Jan 02 18:17:27 <The_Boss> TB: NF, focus
- Jan 02 18:17:34 <Yanniy_Grehij> "My dad has a shin-t69n 69f them"
- Jan 02 18:17:55 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: S69rry, what d69 y69u want me t69 d69?
- Jan 02 18:17:59 <The_Boss> You huff a bit and plop in the finally machine next the first one with a loud crash, getting irrated
- Jan 02 18:18:05 <The_Boss> TB: I would like you to live
- Jan 02 18:18:23 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: Every69ne wants that!
- Jan 02 18:18:27 <yzabtech> "Mistress Cenzon has fallen. We have made a contract with the entity who owns this book, the next heir will be found if we deliver it as swiftly and efficiently as possibly."
- Jan 02 18:18:30 <The_Boss> TB: Exactly.
- Jan 02 18:18:31 <yzabtech> possible*
- Jan 02 18:18:39 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: Well, n69t me specifically, but, y69u kn69w
- Jan 02 18:19:17 <The_Boss> TB: Not important.
- Jan 02 18:19:26 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Alright, just dr69p it 69n the f***ing desk, but I'm kinda busy right n69w"
- Jan 02 18:19:29 <yzabtech> "After a cursory analysis of this book, we have found contents relating to a game called S-B, and its destruction and creation of temporal-spacial structures."
- Jan 02 18:19:33 <The_Boss> TB: I am not letting another go on my watch
- Jan 02 18:19:43 <Yanniy_Grehij> "I'll read it later"
- Jan 02 18:20:03 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: What d69 I d69?
- Jan 02 18:20:18 <yzabtech> They place it on a desk near you, and leave. On the way out, you hear a mutter of "let's hope this one lives."
- Jan 02 18:20:45 <Yanniy_Grehij> "I heard that y69u flanface!"
- Jan 02 18:21:47 <yzabtech> "You didn't even start the machines yet!"
- Jan 02 18:22:11 <The_Boss> TB: Please do that
- Jan 02 18:22:30 <Yanniy_Grehij> "WELL MAYBE IF Y69U DIDN'T DISTURB ME I W69ULD'VE STARTED, SCHLICKHEADS!"
- Jan 02 18:22:38 <yzabtech> ((brb))
- Jan 02 18:22:40 <Yanniy_Grehij> I start the machines
- Jan 02 18:22:48 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((Oh))
- Jan 02 18:23:27 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuABhumm6fY))
- Jan 02 18:23:46 <yzabtech> ((back))
- Jan 02 18:23:50 <The_Boss> TB: Very good
- Jan 02 18:24:19 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: N69w what?
- Jan 02 18:24:56 <yzabtech> "Tell us when you're about to activate the final machine, and we'll leave. We have a world to save."
- Jan 02 18:25:33 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: 69kay, guess these guys are sticking ar69und then.
- Jan 02 18:26:26 <Yanniy_Grehij> I go to the first machine TotalBiscuit plopped down, and look for buttons to press
- Jan 02 18:26:38 <yzabtech> There's a lid at the top and a wheel on the side.
- Jan 02 18:26:47 <Yanniy_Grehij> I twist the lid
- Jan 02 18:26:50 <yzabtech> There's a screen on the bottom, blank for now.
- Jan 02 18:26:55 <Yanniy_Grehij> I mean the wheel
- Jan 02 18:27:03 <yzabtech> Roll strength.
- Jan 02 18:27:14 <Yanniy_Grehij> Why the fuck would you twist the lid Yannit
- Jan 02 18:27:24 <yzabtech> Yeah, come on Yannit.
- Jan 02 18:27:31 <Yanniy_Grehij> *Yanniy
- Jan 02 18:27:36 <Yanniy_Grehij> roll 1d20+1
- Jan 02 18:27:39 <Yanniy_Grehij> !roll 1d20+1
- Jan 02 18:27:39 <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {3}
- Jan 02 18:27:51 <yzabtech> You fail really badly at this.
- Jan 02 18:27:56 <yzabtech> The wheel doesn't budge.
- Jan 02 18:28:00 <yzabtech> ((i'm listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpBfNFGA8qY ))
- Jan 02 18:28:34 <Yanniy_Grehij> Alright, let's try that again, this time with more pazzaz.
- Jan 02 18:28:38 <Yanniy_Grehij> !roll 1d20+1
- Jan 02 18:28:38 <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {10}
- Jan 02 18:28:45 <Yanniy_Grehij> HUA!
- Jan 02 18:28:47 <yzabtech> The wheel budges a bit, but not enough.
- Jan 02 18:29:03 <Yanniy_Grehij> Almost there, one more time!
- Jan 02 18:29:06 <Yanniy_Grehij> !roll 1d20+1
- Jan 02 18:29:06 <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=13 ] | {14}
- Jan 02 18:29:23 <yzabtech> The wheel turns, and the lid pops off and disappears.
- Jan 02 18:29:46 <Yanniy_Grehij> Oh!
- Jan 02 18:29:53 <yzabtech> A floating orb, glowing purple, appears in front of you. There is also a light purple cylinder that popped out too.
- Jan 02 18:30:06 <Yanniy_Grehij> "THE FUDGE IS THAT?!"
- Jan 02 18:30:19 <Yanniy_Grehij> I pick up the book and throw it at the glowy thing
- Jan 02 18:30:22 <The_Boss> TB: Throw something-
- Jan 02 18:30:30 <The_Boss> TB: Not my first choice
- Jan 02 18:30:35 <The_Boss> TB: Moving on
- Jan 02 18:30:35 <yzabtech> A brief vision flashes through your head.
- Jan 02 18:30:56 <yzabtech> It is of a ghostly figure with the head of the book, and many arms.
- Jan 02 18:31:13 <Yanniy_Grehij> Goddammit Shiva, not now!
- Jan 02 18:31:18 <yzabtech> It unleashes a massive amount of energy, and destroys its surroundings in a maelstrom of fire.
- Jan 02 18:31:29 <The_Boss> TB: That was not a wise decision
- Jan 02 18:31:37 <The_Boss> TB: Calm your sprite down
- Jan 02 18:31:39 <yzabtech> The book narrowly misses the orb.
- Jan 02 18:31:50 <yzabtech> Maybe that's not such a good idea.
- Jan 02 18:32:08 <Yanniy_Grehij> Alright then.
- Jan 02 18:32:23 <yzabtech> ((we have a hatstack going))
- Jan 02 18:32:34 <yzabtech> ((everybody prototyped something that's a hat or you can wear on your face))
- Jan 02 18:32:41 <Yanniy_Grehij> I look around the accessible drawers for any throwables
- Jan 02 18:32:56 <yzabtech> ((if you have a better diea feel free to use it but just saying))
- Jan 02 18:33:01 <yzabtech> ((idea*))
- Jan 02 18:33:15 <The_Boss> ((>you can wear jackal))
- Jan 02 18:33:21 <yzabtech> ((clown hat))
- Jan 02 18:33:35 <The_Boss> ((eh guess so))
- Jan 02 18:33:45 <Yanniy_Grehij> Hmm. Pencils, erasers, a grenade, sharpeners, compasses, ...a grenade?
- Jan 02 18:34:04 <The_Boss> TB: I recommend the pencil
- Jan 02 18:34:10 <Yanniy_Grehij> Wait, strife specibus, right.
- Jan 02 18:34:20 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: Alrighty then
- Jan 02 18:34:35 <Yanniy_Grehij> I throw one of the pencils at the glowing thing
- Jan 02 18:34:53 <The_Boss> (roll to hit it lol)
- Jan 02 18:35:08 <Yanniy_Grehij> !roll 1d20
- Jan 02 18:35:08 <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=9 ] | {9}
- Jan 02 18:35:19 <yzabtech> The glowing thing now has an image of a pencil inside. It didn't dodge this one as swiftly.
- Jan 02 18:35:31 <Yanniy_Grehij> Huh
- Jan 02 18:35:46 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: Alright, n69w what?
- Jan 02 18:35:47 <yzabtech> You notice a timer on the first machine.
- Jan 02 18:35:50 <yzabtech> Two minutes.
- Jan 02 18:36:07 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: It says here tw69 minutes.
- Jan 02 18:36:27 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: I presume I d69n't want that timer t69 run 69ut.
- Jan 02 18:37:25 <The_Boss> TB: Yes
- Jan 02 18:37:46 <Yanniy_Grehij> I take the purple thing, and Nuzlock it in my Sylladex
- Jan 02 18:37:49 <Yanniy_Grehij> !roll 1d20
- Jan 02 18:37:49 <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=19 ] | {19}
- Jan 02 18:38:03 <Yanniy_Grehij> The purple thing has 19 health before destruction
- Jan 02 18:38:15 <yzabtech> The cylinder?
- Jan 02 18:38:23 <Yanniy_Grehij> Yes
- Jan 02 18:38:36 <yzabtech> What next?
- Jan 02 18:38:38 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: What the fup d69 I d69 with this thing?
- Jan 02 18:38:57 <The_Boss> TB: Checking
- Jan 02 18:39:02 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((Wait no it has 20 health))
- Jan 02 18:39:12 <The_Boss> "Sardon, you can talk now, what is the next step."
- Jan 02 18:39:13 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((I forgot my own inventory rules))
- Jan 02 18:39:34 <yzabtech> "Put the cylinder on the Totem Lathe. The second one."
- Jan 02 18:39:55 <Yanniy_Grehij> Alright, just need to take it out of my inventory...
- Jan 02 18:39:58 <Yanniy_Grehij> !roll 1d20
- Jan 02 18:39:58 <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d20 --> [ 1d20=2 ] | {2}
- Jan 02 18:40:04 <Yanniy_Grehij> !roll 1d12
- Jan 02 18:40:04 <NOTTyche[Dice]> rolled 1d12 --> [ 1d12=6 ] | {6}
- Jan 02 18:40:29 <Yanniy_Grehij> My inventory blinks that the PURPLE CYLINDER IS NOW AT 14 HEALTH!
- Jan 02 18:40:49 <The_Boss> TB: You need to put the cylinder on the Totem Lathe. The machine by the window
- Jan 02 18:40:55 <Yanniy_Grehij> I put the cylinder in the second machine, or totem lathe, as TheBoob calls it
- Jan 02 18:41:09 <The_Boss> TB: Good job
- Jan 02 18:41:15 <The_Boss> "And then?"
- Jan 02 18:41:22 <yzabtech> Sardon: "What kind of Modus is this? Just use an Array modus, or a Cipher modus if you really want to go the extra mile."
- Jan 02 18:41:23 <Yanniy_Grehij> It's kinda awkward, seeing as it's in between the window and the bed.
- Jan 02 18:42:43 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: Err, what n69w?
- Jan 02 18:42:48 <The_Boss> "I don't know, is that important?"
- Jan 02 18:42:49 <yzabtech> The Totem Lathe does nothing.
- Jan 02 18:42:53 <The_Boss> TB: One moment
- Jan 02 18:43:04 <The_Boss> TB: But arent you supposed to turn that thing on
- Jan 02 18:43:18 <yzabtech> Sardon: "Did you put the card in the lathe?"
- Jan 02 18:43:18 <Yanniy_Grehij> I look for buttons on the Totem lathe
- Jan 02 18:43:38 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((Can I see Sardon's messages?))
- Jan 02 18:43:47 <yzabtech> ((no, sardon is talking to boss))
- Jan 02 18:43:50 <yzabtech> ((brb))
- Jan 02 18:43:52 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((I can't can I?))
- Jan 02 18:44:05 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((back to this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuABhumm6fY))
- Jan 02 18:44:07 <The_Boss> TB: There is a card, put it in the machine
- Jan 02 18:44:27 <Yanniy_Grehij> I look around for a card.
- Jan 02 18:44:44 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: Where did y69u dr69p it?
- Jan 02 18:44:54 <The_Boss> "Where is the card?"
- Jan 02 18:45:30 <Yanniy_Grehij> "WHERE THE SHIV IS THE FLUNKING CARD?!"
- Jan 02 18:46:00 <The_Boss> (I look so stupid lol sorry flesh)
- Jan 02 18:46:57 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((Np))
- Jan 02 18:47:14 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((Adds character to the thing))
- Jan 02 18:47:37 <The_Boss> ('cept my character isnt an idiot lol)
- Jan 02 18:47:57 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((It can happen to the best of us))
- Jan 02 18:48:16 <The_Boss> ((lol))
- Jan 02 18:48:23 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((My character isn't stupid, but has a sylladex which can destroy items))
- Jan 02 18:48:40 <The_Boss> (damn, that stinks)
- Jan 02 18:48:51 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((Let's just hope that key items don't get destroyed lol))
- Jan 02 18:48:53 <yzabtech> ((i'm back))
- Jan 02 18:48:58 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((hi))
- Jan 02 18:49:16 <yzabtech> ((if i think an iteam is important enough you'll see what happens))
- Jan 02 18:49:19 <yzabtech> ((item*))
- Jan 02 18:49:50 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((anyways))
- Jan 02 18:50:14 <Yanniy_Grehij> I start slightly panicking, because time is running out, and I can't find the card.
- Jan 02 18:50:27 <The_Boss> "Sardon, the card."
- Jan 02 18:50:37 <yzabtech> "Did you put it down?"
- Jan 02 18:50:44 <Yanniy_Grehij> I open the Book of Void or whatever, and look for it in there
- Jan 02 18:50:55 <The_Boss> "I believe I had put everything down."
- Jan 02 18:51:16 <Yanniy_Grehij> I quickly flip the pages to see if nothing's in between them
- Jan 02 18:51:35 <yzabtech> You don't see a card. You just see a poetic description of something about a Witch of Time dying.
- Jan 02 18:52:02 <The_Boss> TB: Please stay calm, I am sure I made a small mistake and we will figure this out.
- Jan 02 18:52:17 <yzabtech> Hey, look, there's the card. Right next to where the book was.
- Jan 02 18:52:17 <Yanniy_Grehij> Augh, fucking useless
- Jan 02 18:52:19 <The_Boss> You look to see if there is a card to place on your options thing
- Jan 02 18:52:26 <Yanniy_Grehij> "AAAAAAAAAH!"
- Jan 02 18:52:27 <The_Boss> "Oh."
- Jan 02 18:52:29 <yzabtech> ((did you even place it down))
- Jan 02 18:52:33 <yzabtech> ((i'm just going with this lmao))
- Jan 02 18:52:39 <The_Boss> ((Sure))
- Jan 02 18:52:47 <The_Boss> ((lol))
- Jan 02 18:52:53 <Yanniy_Grehij> I yank the card and leap of tiger to the fucking totem lathe and plug the fucking card in
- Jan 02 18:52:58 <yzabtech> There's a slot in the side of the Totem Lathe. One minute left.
- Jan 02 18:53:08 <yzabtech> The totem is now carved by laser.
- Jan 02 18:53:16 <The_Boss> TB: Give that a moment
- Jan 02 18:53:21 <The_Boss> "And from here?"
- Jan 02 18:53:34 <Yanniy_Grehij> I wait until it is finished.
- Jan 02 18:53:47 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((Also, am I witch of time?))
- Jan 02 18:53:53 <yzabtech> ((Nope))
- Jan 02 18:53:56 <yzabtech> ((Kara was))
- Jan 02 18:54:02 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((OH!))
- Jan 02 18:54:23 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((nice reference))
- Jan 02 18:55:16 <Yanniy_Grehij> This laser is taking forever.
- Jan 02 18:55:41 <yzabtech> It's done.
- Jan 02 18:55:42 <The_Boss> "Sardon. Up here. Screen."
- Jan 02 18:55:51 <yzabtech> "Yes?"
- Jan 02 18:56:02 <Yanniy_Grehij> I yank the thing out of the lathe and smash it in the final machine
- Jan 02 18:56:10 <Yanniy_Grehij> Or on or whatever
- Jan 02 18:56:35 <Yanniy_Grehij> I look for the best part to rub the thing against
- Jan 02 18:56:42 <The_Boss> "Is she doing this right?"
- Jan 02 18:56:43 <Yanniy_Grehij> And rub it there
- Jan 02 18:57:04 <Yanniy_Grehij> Or place or whatever
- Jan 02 18:57:24 <yzabtech> "There are a lot of ways to 'do Sburb wrong', this is probably one of them. Even if it's wrong, this is still moving forward."
- Jan 02 18:57:35 <yzabtech> There was a small pedestal that's the perfect size.
- Jan 02 18:57:41 <Yanniy_Grehij> BOOM
- Jan 02 18:57:48 <The_Boss> "Is there anything I should be telling her?"
- Jan 02 18:57:57 <yzabtech> With a flash of light from the center of the pedestal...
- Jan 02 18:58:01 <Yanniy_Grehij> "69N THE PEDESTAL Y69U G69, BIT!"
- Jan 02 18:58:03 <yzabtech> Nothing appears at all.
- Jan 02 18:58:10 <Yanniy_Grehij> Err...
- Jan 02 18:58:14 <yzabtech> Just a faint image of a pen, and a black book that looks familiar.
- Jan 02 18:58:28 <yzabtech> "How is there no entry item?"
- Jan 02 18:58:44 <Yanniy_Grehij> I open the book and start ghost writing then?
- Jan 02 18:58:49 <yzabtech> What book?
- Jan 02 18:59:07 <Yanniy_Grehij> The black o-wait a minute this is intentional isn't it?
- Jan 02 18:59:19 <yzabtech> There was no black book. Just the other black book.
- Jan 02 18:59:28 <The_Boss> "What the hell?"
- Jan 02 18:59:39 <yzabtech> The Book of the Void calls.
- Jan 02 18:59:40 <Yanniy_Grehij> I other black book ghost write.
- Jan 02 18:59:54 <The_Boss> TB: Whatever you are doing, speed it up
- Jan 02 19:00:01 <Yanniy_Grehij> This thought probably makes more sense in a less linguistic situation
- Jan 02 19:00:06 <yzabtech> When you pick up the book and flip it open, the page is blank. A purple pen appears in your hands.
- Jan 02 19:00:11 <Yanniy_Grehij> But yes.
- Jan 02 19:00:19 <yzabtech> Your father said something about a woman who wrote in a powerful book once.
- Jan 02 19:00:23 <Yanniy_Grehij> Start scribbling a thing
- Jan 02 19:00:28 <yzabtech> It destroyed two demons and the body of the user.
- Jan 02 19:00:34 <Yanniy_Grehij> I draw a penis.
- Jan 02 19:00:49 <The_Boss> "Are you serious."
- Jan 02 19:00:55 <Yanniy_Grehij> Those were some fun stories.
- Jan 02 19:00:57 <yzabtech> A purple floppy dong appears infront of you.
- Jan 02 19:01:04 <yzabtech> Then it disappears. You feel a bit tired.
- Jan 02 19:01:15 <Yanniy_Grehij> "69h dear"
- Jan 02 19:01:43 <Yanniy_Grehij> I write the words, "GET ME 69UT 69F HERE"
- Jan 02 19:01:44 <yzabtech> Your hand starts becoming "possessed", words beaming directly into your brain.
- Jan 02 19:01:59 <Yanniy_Grehij> Or I could write those too, thanks brain.
- Jan 02 19:02:21 <Yanniy_Grehij> I just write things then.
- Jan 02 19:02:26 <yzabtech> You write "And with a great flash of light, the [illegible] of Void escapes her realm, in exchange for another."
- Jan 02 19:02:39 <yzabtech> And with a great flash of light, the Hero of Void escapes her realm, in exchange for another.
- Jan 02 19:03:03 <The_Boss> "I am assuming it went well?"
- Jan 02 19:03:10 <The_Boss> You look to Sardon confused
- Jan 02 19:03:16 <yzabtech> "Well, it worked."
- Jan 02 19:03:17 <The_Boss> "Is... she alright?"
- Jan 02 19:03:22 <yzabtech> "That was quite an unusual case."
- Jan 02 19:03:26 <yzabtech> "Ask her."
- Jan 02 19:03:26 <The_Boss> "Right."
- Jan 02 19:03:29 <The_Boss> "Thank you."
- Jan 02 19:03:35 <The_Boss> TB: Are you alright?
- Jan 02 19:03:49 <The_Boss> TB: Please respond as soon as you are ablle
- Jan 02 19:03:49 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: Mrrrhhrhrhhr
- Jan 02 19:04:01 <The_Boss> TB: Pardon?
- Jan 02 19:04:30 <Yanniy_Grehij> I get up from my phone.
- Jan 02 19:04:55 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: S69rry, s69meh69w fell 69n my ph69ne.
- Jan 02 19:05:14 <The_Boss> TB: That is fine
- Jan 02 19:05:19 <The_Boss> TB: Are you ok?
- Jan 02 19:05:37 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: I'm blind as a bat
- Jan 02 19:05:57 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: Must be the fudging flash 69f light.
- Jan 02 19:06:24 <The_Boss> TB: Sit down for a moment, compose yourself
- Jan 02 19:06:31 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: Anyways, am I safe?
- Jan 02 19:06:40 <The_Boss> TB: In a matter of speaking
- Jan 02 19:06:46 <The_Boss> TB: For now, yes
- Jan 02 19:06:53 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: Then I'll have a nap.
- Jan 02 19:07:04 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: I'm kinda tired n69w.
- Jan 02 19:07:51 <yzabtech> ((alright i have something for yanniy to do on her dream moon))
- Jan 02 19:07:56 <Yanniy_Grehij> After all the cunning shish-kebab I fudging went thr69ugh.
- Jan 02 19:08:04 <yzabtech> ((i've been thinking of this for a while now and i'm excited for it))
- Jan 02 19:08:06 <The_Boss> TB: Contact me later
- Jan 02 19:08:15 <Yanniy_Grehij> NF: 69kay.
- Jan 02 19:08:23 <The_Boss> TB: If you need anything, I'll help if I can
- Jan 02 19:08:46 <Yanniy_Grehij> necroticFluffbun [NF] has passed the fuck out
- Jan 02 19:08:56 <The_Boss> TB: Also, you'll probably need something better than a toy ax out there.
- Jan 02 19:09:06 <The_Boss> TB: Hm. Well then.
- Jan 02 19:09:19 <yzabtech> ((The_Boss can leave now, but you can watch if you want))
- Jan 02 19:09:35 <The_Boss> ((Sure as long as I get updated lol))
- Jan 02 19:09:54 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((Not gonna get much sleep tonight lol :P))
- Jan 02 19:10:22 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((Anyways, dream shit goooo))
- Jan 02 19:10:58 <yzabtech> You wake up in...your room?
- Jan 02 19:11:05 <yzabtech> Everything is purple.
- Jan 02 19:11:29 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Well, this shit's fucking purple"
- Jan 02 19:11:39 <Yanniy_Grehij> "69H FUDGE"
- Jan 02 19:11:50 <Yanniy_Grehij> I quickly grasp my mouth out of embarrasment
- Jan 02 19:12:02 <Yanniy_Grehij> No one should hear me swear like this.
- Jan 02 19:12:05 <Yanniy_Grehij> NO ONE.
- Jan 02 19:12:10 <yzabtech> There's always me, Yanniy.
- Jan 02 19:12:17 <yzabtech> I hear everything.
- Jan 02 19:12:33 <yzabtech> And so does one other guy, but I don't want to say his name out loud. It might summon him.
- Jan 02 19:12:40 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Yeah, that's rig-wait a minute."
- Jan 02 19:13:21 <yzabtech> There's a window in your room, over a purple city landscape.
- Jan 02 19:13:27 <Yanniy_Grehij> "I'm g69ing fr69licking mental 69ver here"
- Jan 02 19:13:56 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Well, these are n69t the suburbs I grew up in"
- Jan 02 19:14:37 <Yanniy_Grehij> I look around my room for anything different or out of place.
- Jan 02 19:15:20 <yzabtech> Nothing's different or out of place.
- Jan 02 19:15:25 <yzabtech> Except for the fact that everything is purple.
- Jan 02 19:15:29 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Huh."
- Jan 02 19:15:55 <Yanniy_Grehij> I go outside the room.
- Jan 02 19:16:00 <Yanniy_Grehij> Nothing for me here.
- Jan 02 19:17:44 <yzabtech> You see a cityscape.
- Jan 02 19:17:47 <yzabtech> The streets are empty.
- Jan 02 19:18:03 <yzabtech> The atmosphere is dark, and oppressive.
- Jan 02 19:18:29 <Yanniy_Grehij> Nothing down. I look up.
- Jan 02 19:18:41 <yzabtech> A sign on the side of a large building.
- Jan 02 19:18:46 <yzabtech> "THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE KING"
- Jan 02 19:19:16 <Yanniy_Grehij> And that king is me, even though I'm a girl, I think to myself.
- Jan 02 19:19:23 <yzabtech> On the billboard below the text is a triangle with an eye in the center.
- Jan 02 19:19:38 <Yanniy_Grehij> Oh.
- Jan 02 19:19:40 <Yanniy_Grehij> My.
- Jan 02 19:19:42 <Yanniy_Grehij> God.
- Jan 02 19:20:01 <Yanniy_Grehij> "M69therl69ving Illuminati?"
- Jan 02 19:20:08 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Really?"
- Jan 02 19:20:16 <yzabtech> You hear a whisper from an alleyway.
- Jan 02 19:20:19 <yzabtech> "SHHHHH!"
- Jan 02 19:20:38 <yzabtech> A small creature of black carapace motions you to come over quickly.
- Jan 02 19:20:46 <Yanniy_Grehij> Well, that answers that question
- Jan 02 19:21:04 <Yanniy_Grehij> I head towards the creature.
- Jan 02 19:21:10 <Yanniy_Grehij> It's kinda cute.
- Jan 02 19:21:17 <Yanniy_Grehij> But not supah cute.
- Jan 02 19:21:28 <yzabtech> "You don't want them to hear you!"
- Jan 02 19:21:46 <yzabtech> "They'll catch you, and we'll all be killed!"
- Jan 02 19:21:47 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Wh69's them?"
- Jan 02 19:21:53 <yzabtech> "Them. The king's agents."
- Jan 02 19:22:16 <yzabtech> "They watch us in secret, they could be anybody! They could be you! They could be me!"
- Jan 02 19:22:32 <Yanniy_Grehij> I back away slowly.
- Jan 02 19:22:41 <yzabtech> "And if they see or hear anything against the king, you're never seen again!"
- Jan 02 19:23:08 <Yanniy_Grehij> "All hail king whatshisface then."
- Jan 02 19:23:26 <yzabtech> "That's sort of his name, the King of Derse, or the Black King."
- Jan 02 19:23:39 <yzabtech> "I don't know if he has any other name."
- Jan 02 19:24:07 <yzabtech> "But between you and me, I have a few friends around the area, and we're all onto something."
- Jan 02 19:24:17 <yzabtech> "You wanna hear?"
- Jan 02 19:24:35 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Well, I kn69w places where just saying the w69rd black w69uld get y69u killed, s69 this is quite the impr69vement"
- Jan 02 19:24:41 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Sure, g69 ahead"
- Jan 02 19:25:23 <yzabtech> "He's not the king."
- Jan 02 19:25:39 <yzabtech> "He's taking orders from someone else."
- Jan 02 19:26:18 <Yanniy_Grehij> "That seems very unkingly t69 me"
- Jan 02 19:26:26 <yzabtech> "I know!"
- Jan 02 19:26:57 <yzabtech> "We've been listening, and we realized that he's just been taking orders the whole time!"
- Jan 02 19:26:57 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Then again, s69me kings 69nly appear as figure pieces rather than having auth69rity, s69 it might be 69ne 69f th69se guys?"
- Jan 02 19:27:06 <yzabtech> "We found a name."
- Jan 02 19:27:19 <yzabtech> "The one who really runs everything behind the scenes."
- Jan 02 19:27:34 <Yanniy_Grehij> "69h?"
- Jan 02 19:28:08 <yzabtech> Don't say his name, don't say his name--
- Jan 02 19:28:13 <yzabtech> "The Overmind."
- Jan 02 19:28:44 <yzabtech> The area seems to get darker for a brief period of time.
- Jan 02 19:28:51 <yzabtech> Even darker than it already was.
- Jan 02 19:29:00 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Ah. That seems like s69mething my dad w69uld talk ab69ut."
- Jan 02 19:29:35 <yzabtech> You swear you see a floating hologram of a dodecahedron briefly appear and disappear out of the corner of your eye.
- Jan 02 19:29:44 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Y69u see, what y669u're pr69bably experiencing right n69w, is y69u're BAT DOODOO INSANE"
- Jan 02 19:29:52 <yzabtech> "Shhhhhhh!"
- Jan 02 19:30:06 <Yanniy_Grehij> "And the fix f69r that is D69N'T BE A FUDGING L6969NIE."
- Jan 02 19:32:17 <yzabtech> "Don't let them hear you!"
- Jan 02 19:33:41 <Yanniy_Grehij> "The way I see it, just saying s69me69ne's a nutter isn't any cause f69r jail time."
- Jan 02 19:33:51 <Yanniy_Grehij> "N69t immediately at least."
- Jan 02 19:34:11 <yzabtech> You swear you see a tall, lean carapacian man in a suit with a sword at his side, peeking into the alleyway.
- Jan 02 19:34:58 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Y69u sir! With the sw69rd! What are the laws c69ncerning calling pe69ple crazy?"
- Jan 02 19:35:36 <yzabtech> "Do I hear conspiracy against the king?"
- Jan 02 19:36:47 <Yanniy_Grehij> "The 69nly thing y69u're hearing is pe69ple talking ab69ut weird fantasy m69nsters."
- Jan 02 19:36:52 <yzabtech> The tall carapacian steps forward, and draws his sword.
- Jan 02 19:37:15 <yzabtech> "You," He points to the short carapacian. "Come with me.
- Jan 02 19:37:33 <yzabtech> "You," he points to you. "You best get back to your dwelling immediately.
- Jan 02 19:37:35 <yzabtech> "
- Jan 02 19:37:45 <Yanniy_Grehij> "H69ld the ph69ne, what's g69ing 69n?"
- Jan 02 19:38:00 <yzabtech> ((darn i forgot an " after "me."))
- Jan 02 19:38:21 <yzabtech> "I said, get back to your dwelling if you know what's best for you."
- Jan 02 19:38:21 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Are y69u taking him t69 a pris69n 69r a h69spital?"
- Jan 02 19:38:47 <yzabtech> "We're taking him so he may be re-educated."
- Jan 02 19:39:26 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Alright that s69und like s69mething a nazi w69uld say, and it is publicly kn69wn that th69se weren't the best 69f pe69ple."
- Jan 02 19:39:43 <yzabtech> "What's a Nazi?"
- Jan 02 19:40:09 <yzabtech> "Is that a Hero thing?"
- Jan 02 19:40:24 <Yanniy_Grehij> Alright this guy needs a beating. I equip my a-I don't have my axe.
- Jan 02 19:41:01 <Yanniy_Grehij> "The exact fudging 69pp69site 69f a her69 thing."
- Jan 02 19:41:25 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Are y69u guys all dense?"
- Jan 02 19:41:34 <yzabtech> "I meant, was it something a Hero would talk about? Hero, capital H."
- Jan 02 19:41:51 <yzabtech> "The ones who live in the towers on Derse's moon."
- Jan 02 19:41:58 <Yanniy_Grehij> "N69!"
- Jan 02 19:42:13 <yzabtech> "You look like one of them, with those pajamas."
- Jan 02 19:42:21 <yzabtech> "Where did you come from?"
- Jan 02 19:43:49 <Yanniy_Grehij> "I have n69 fucking clue, but I see a dense piece of shit who can't figure out the difference between a man in need for a shrink and a pair of fucking socks!
- Jan 02 19:44:05 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Oh crud, n69696969"
- Jan 02 19:44:21 <Yanniy_Grehij> I cover my mouth and crouch down in shame.
- Jan 02 19:44:33 <yzabtech> "Don't use such language."
- Jan 02 19:44:46 <yzabtech> "And never speak to an authority in such a manner."
- Jan 02 19:44:55 <yzabtech> "Answer me. Where did you come from?"
- Jan 02 19:44:56 <Yanniy_Grehij> "I kn69w, I'm s69rry it just came 69ut."
- Jan 02 19:45:10 <Yanniy_Grehij> "I d69n't kn69w"
- Jan 02 19:45:21 <Yanniy_Grehij> "I just w69ke up and was here."
- Jan 02 19:45:40 <yzabtech> "You're a Hero, then."
- Jan 02 19:45:44 <Yanniy_Grehij> "And I met this l6969ny and..."
- Jan 02 19:45:50 <yzabtech> "Go back to your dwelling tower, and go back to sleep."
- Jan 02 19:46:00 <yzabtech> "You saw nothing."
- Jan 02 19:46:11 <Yanniy_Grehij> "..."
- Jan 02 19:46:48 <Yanniy_Grehij> "Fine."
- Jan 02 19:47:01 <Yanniy_Grehij> I head back to my room.
- Jan 02 19:47:11 <yzabtech> You fly back to your room.
- Jan 02 19:47:19 <yzabtech> You just notice you can do that.
- Jan 02 19:47:33 <Yanniy_Grehij> I take a knife out of the drawer and carve the word "Injustice" in the table.
- Jan 02 19:47:47 <yzabtech> Edgy.
- Jan 02 19:48:13 <Yanniy_Grehij> A little, surprisingly edgy memento to an odd day.
- Jan 02 19:48:14 <yzabtech> Almost as edgy as that knife.
- Jan 02 19:48:53 <Yanniy_Grehij> I should've just used a pen, now my desk's damaged, and ugghhh...
- Jan 02 19:49:05 <Yanniy_Grehij> Whatever, I'm tired.
- Jan 02 19:49:12 <Yanniy_Grehij> I'm going to bed.
- Jan 02 19:49:24 <yzabtech> You go to sleep.
- Jan 02 19:49:30 <yzabtech> ((end?))
- Jan 02 19:49:40 <Yanniy_Grehij> ==EDN==
- Jan 02 19:49:46 <Yanniy_Grehij> [sic]
- Jan 02 19:49:52 <yzabtech> ==END==
- Jan 02 19:49:58 <yzabtech> ((go home you're drunk))
- Jan 02 19:50:10 <Yanniy_Grehij> ((Whatever, I'm tired))
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