pinup conscription

(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Who wants to be famous?"
(Spinesreach): Illinian says, "Erm, me?"
(Spinesreach): Xenia says, "Famous in what way?"
(Spinesreach): Aoibheann says, "That's a loaded question, Chairwoman!"
(Spinesreach): Jensen says, "Not I."
(Spinesreach): Xenia says, "And I want to be famous, Illinian stop casting a shadow!"
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "I need an artist for a large city project."
(Spinesreach): Illinian says, "I'm out."
(Spinesreach): Xenia says, "Same here."
(Spinesreach): Elyni says, "I volunteer Xenia."
(Spinesreach): Illinian says, "I second that."
(Spinesreach): Jensen says, "I second that."
(Spinesreach): Xenia says, "Sorry, only art I'm making is with blood and alcohol."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Someone good at painting or drawing."
(Spinesreach): Jensen says, "I third it then."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "You'll be rewarded for your time."
(Spinesreach): Xenia says, "I've never painted, Commander."
(Spinesreach): You say, "If nobody's game, I can take a crack at it."
(Spinesreach): Aoibheann says, "I'd be willing, if need be."
(Spinesreach): Xenia says, "I volunteer Aoibheann, she's an artist at heart."
(Spinesreach): Jensen says, "I can make blood spray on canvas."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Aoibheann, then?"
(Spinesreach): Xenia says, "Jensen, If you need help with that, I'm game."
(Spinesreach): Aoibheann says, "I'd be happy to."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Eeeeeexcelleeeent."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Congratulations. You are now in charge of painting a pin-up
calendar for the city."
(Spinesreach): Aoibheann says, "...a...wait what?"
(Spinesreach): Xenia says, "Wait, pin ups?"
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "I now need 12 citizens to volunteer to be subjects!"
(Spinesreach): Illinian says, "Oh, YES."
(Spinesreach): Jensen says, "Pin-up, like women?"
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "And men. Spinesreach has some very handsome men."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "The calendar will be sold in the city shop, as a fundraiser.
"
(Spinesreach): You say, "Got a feeling this is going to end in conscription."
(Spinesreach): Aoibheann says, "This will be fun, hehehe."
(Spinesreach): Jensen says, "Four of us?"
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Volunteer number one! Eleanor!"
(Spinesreach): You say, "...Damn it all."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "I'm thinking something fancy...with that braid of yours
strategically placed..."
(Spinesreach): Illinian says, "Volun-told."
(Spinesreach): Elyni says, "I volunteer Xenia, again."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Volunteer two! Xenia!"
(Spinesreach): You say, "I should be a scoundrel and show up in my native skin. That'd
fix it."
(Spinesreach): Xenia says, "Wait, what?"
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "I think...hmm...Senator Kiershu would make a fine subject,
as well!"
(Spinesreach): Xenia says, "Only if it's in the fountain."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Done."
(Spinesreach): Jensen says, "Anyone want corpses fer offerin'?"
(Spinesreach): Kiershu says, "Yay!"
(Spinesreach): You say, "I volunteer my boys, because Ryotega finding out he's been
volunteered will be hilarious."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Excellent!"
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "That's 4! Eight more to go!"
(Spinesreach): Elyni says, "Xenia again."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Aoibheann, you can do a self-portrait if you wish."
(Spinesreach): Illinian says, "Different pose."
(Spinesreach): Xenia says, "I volunteer Illinian, Ah no need!"
(Spinesreach): Jensen says, "Can I get a month?"
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Sure."
(Spinesreach): Elyni says, "I also volunteer Moirean."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "You subjects can also claim a mon-."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Oh hey now, I'm just ringlinging this!"
(Spinesreach): Illinian says, "Hear, hear."
(Spinesreach): You say, "Seconded."
(Spinesreach): Xenia says, "Elyni is volunteered. If the Commander is posing, I insist on
Ser Toz, as well."
(Spinesreach): Elyni says, "Can't have it without you."
(Spinesreach): Illinian says, "Third..ed?"
(Spinesreach): Jensen says, "Yer a ringlinging an' a subject."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Pfft fine. But if I go, so does Toz."
(Spinesreach): Jensen says, "Sold."
(Spinesreach): Illinian says, "Don't forget dear Olethea."
(Spinesreach): Xenia says, "Oh, and I volunteer Argolis."
(Spinesreach): You say, "I am going to bite my tongue on all the ribald hammer jokes that
just came to mind."
(Spinesreach): Aoibheann says, "Olethea, love, do let me paint you, hmm?"
(Spinesreach): Olethea says, "Can I finish my dress first?"
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Right. The other Senators are being empressed into the last
spots and the opening and closing pages."
(Spinesreach): Jensen says, "Shouldn't the last month be a fold out?"
(Spinesreach): Illinian says, "I like the way that man thinks."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "I have: 1. Eleanor, 2. Akaryuterra/Ryotega, 3. Xenia, 4.
Kiershu, 5. Jensen, 6. Illinian, 7. Moirean, 8. Toz, 9. Olethea, 10. Argolis, 11. Tina,
12. Exayne, 13. Zaephlyn - any other names to toss in?"
(Spinesreach): You say, "Could always ask Korvok, though he's not exactly Spirean."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "The foldout should clearly be Ferrik, sprawling in his
crocodilian majesty."
(Spinesreach): Xenia says, "Oh yes."
(Spinesreach): You say, "Hah! Now that would be a thing."
(Spinesreach): Illinian says, "Absolutely."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Right."
(Spinesreach): Aoibheann says, "Hmm, well then."
(Spinesreach): Aoibheann says, "I was going to say I'd recruit Caoimhe and we'd do a
twins page, but it seems there's no more room!"
(Spinesreach): Jensen says, "There's always room fer twins."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "I'm sure we can find room."
(Spinesreach): Illinian says, "Any anyone who says differently... Tch."
(Spinesreach): Olethea says, "I've always wanted a twin..."
(Spinesreach): Moirean says, "Project 1629 lists the current "volunteers" - subjects, you
all can message me to claim a month if there is one you particularly want."
(Spinesreach): Illinian says, "Can I have Variach, Chairwoman? Spring and Summer don't so
much agree with the skin."
(Spinesreach): Jensen says, "I wanted that, it's my birthday month."