Brickfilms Ten Lines contest submit dialogue thread 10 line

Submit Dialogue for the 10-line contest

November 23, 2005 at 4:55 pm #146136
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RevMen
Please submit ideas for lines of dialogue to be included in the upcoming 10-line contest. I will go through all of the submissions and choose what I think are the 10 most appropriate lines before I launch the contest, which should be sometime this coming weekend.

To make it easier for people to view all of the ideas, please ONLY post line ideas in this thread, no discussion of the contest. There’ll be plenty of time for that later.

Your ideas should be vague enough that they could be fit into a variety of stories, but they should also be interesting enough to force people to be creative if they want to use them.
November 23, 2005 at 5:00 pm #146138
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MB
Hello.
No I do not like cheese.
j’ai fromage
What the hell is beef?
Minty mints.
I hate you.
I’m telling my mummy what you did.
Gracious me you are blaspheming!!!
Since when were you a butcher?
I like chicken.
November 23, 2005 at 5:01 pm #146140
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KG
“Snakes on a Plane!” and “I hope you kept the receipt” are the only ones I would care to see in this contest at the time of this post.
November 23, 2005 at 5:05 pm #146141
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MB
Oh, also “OMG MAKEOVER!!!!”
November 23, 2005 at 5:08 pm #146143
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Dan
Hey thats my monkey.

I want the Twinkie.

You eediot, you’re suppose to heet heem back!

Is that what I think it is?
November 23, 2005 at 5:09 pm #146145
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Dragoon
Well, let’s face it, we’re lost.
November 23, 2005 at 5:13 pm #146148
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MB
Oh I wish it could be Christmass, everyday.
Qwertyuiop!
I have no friends.
I’m Harry Potter!!!!
Wemgadium Leviosa!
I’ll kill you all!
Be happy kids.
This, children, is what a hand looks like.
Oy vey.
November 23, 2005 at 5:17 pm #146151
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little_studios
Well, maybe someday…
November 23, 2005 at 5:32 pm #146155
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Dragoon
(I’m leaving for Connecticut in about an hour for Thanksgiving and coming back Saturday or Sunday, so this I won’t be able submit any more than this: )

Left! Left! No, MY left! Your right!

Now this is something you don’t normally see on a Sunday.
November 23, 2005 at 5:32 pm #146156
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MB
Well, there’s no point doing it now!
Cool.
Well lather we in butter and slap me with a waffle!
Yeah!
November 23, 2005 at 6:02 pm #146164
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NanoMan
“We have to stop it, before it’s too late”

“Now make me a sammich!!”

“TAKE COVER!!!”

“no, no, NO!”

EDIT: Ok, I don’t know how the heck we can make a story with these lines.

~nano
November 23, 2005 at 6:10 pm #146165
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LowweeK
“Never look right, never”

“Sorry, I can’t recall that scene…”

“I have awoken on the beach”

“All you fear is inside of you”

(to be continued)
November 23, 2005 at 6:13 pm #146166
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RP Hoogle
“so this brickfilms site”

“O how sad”

“World domination you say?”

” i’m no joining any cult, not after last time”

“well I liked it”

“you could say that”

“so thats how I saved Brickfilms”

“I can’t say i have ever
November 23, 2005 at 6:19 pm #146168
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richardfrost
“And that’s the last time I ever want to see that thing!”

“You don’t get many of those to the pound!”

“Anyway, right then, my Grandfather died – ha ha!”

“Not at this time of year.”

“It’s in here somewhere.”

“It’s behind you.”

“Well, what would you have done with it?”
November 23, 2005 at 6:34 pm #146172
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jay
You’re very clever, young man.

Oop – red light!

That’s very finely woven.

I never saw that coming.

I don’t think that’ll fit.

It’s six of one, half-dozen of the other.

What happened to the lights?!?

This isn’t very comfortable.

It wasn’t supposed to explode that much.

Remind me why I know you again.

Bingo!

Of course, love is the greatest power in the universe.

I’m going to kill you to death!

Otherwise, we go this way.

Don’t fail me now!

Where’d all this stuff come from?

Come closer, little friends.

You might wanna – ah – okay.

No pinching!

A harpoon, maybe.

It’s at least a hundred years old.

Why does it keep beeping like that?

Goodnight!

Wanna bet?

I’d guess about ten.

Why don’t you go back upstairs?

Nope, a vegetarian.

It comes and goes.

I’m a male nurse!

If you had one more eye you’d be a cyclops!

How can you not like that?

Of course it’s a whole different thing after dark.

Crazy glue, my friend… crazy glue.

Water…..!

Look, I was captain of the gymnastics team in high school.

He almost took my head off!

Naturally… I’m wearing socks.

You just can’t beat that kind of strength-to-weight ratio.

Nobody cares for you as much as I do.

It looks so different from up here.

I want the big piece!

I’d rather walk, actually.

What kind of a place is this?

You’ve never seen it do that before?

It’s just a broom!

I felt like dressing up a bit.

Glowing is bad, remember?

Inanimate means NO MOVING!

Maybe a bit more perfume.

Inasmuch as I cannot prove the opposite… yes.

No, I mean the rare and beautiful INSIDE outside!

Odee odee oaten-day…!

Sorry about your face!

This isn’t going to be cheap, is it?

Ha – X-ray specs!

Where’d that tree come from?

It’s all the same to this baby.

Luckily I’ve got another one!

And now for a refreshing beverage.

Yay! A ledge!

What about the space inbetween?

I’ve been around long enough to know the difference.

Well – the hair won’t grow back, that’s for sure.

Whaddya mean, inverse square?

I am not blushing!

This is sooo going to rock.

I said I was a rocket surgeon.

Must… have… chocolate…!

Just because it’s on TV doesn’t mean it’s real!

There is no ‘ANY’ key.

I think I liked tasting dirt better.

You call that an evil laugh?

If I knew this going to happen then I never would have done that, would I?

I wonder if it’s dead or just sleeping?

(I’m going to stop now because I could do this all day.)

-j