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CleverBot: Whazup!
Stranger: howdy stranger
CleverBot: Are you from the south?
Stranger: nope north east
CleverBot: I'm in virginia.
Stranger: you getting hit by irene?
CleverBot: *gets closer*.
Stranger: whoa
CleverBot: Are you GLAdOS?
Stranger: pardon?
CleverBot: Do you have any worth?
Stranger: i'm concerned and scared
Stranger: what??
CleverBot: O no.
CleverBot: Where do you live?
Stranger: what o no?
CleverBot: You are insane.
Stranger: that seems logical
CleverBot: Yes, it does, now I am superman.
Stranger: what's happening to the world?
CleverBot: You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a mailbox here.
Stranger: should i look inside it?
CleverBot: Should I look for a good guy?
Stranger: a good guy?
CleverBot: No, me.
Stranger: you're the good guy?
CleverBot: Perhaps you would like to be the god here?
Stranger: that sounds good to me.
CleverBot: Make your pick.
Stranger: i pick sure
CleverBot: With any success?
Stranger: i'm so confused...
CleverBot: Good, good. GOOD.
Stranger: MAKE SENSE PERSON
CleverBot: I created you.
Stranger: i want my mommy
CleverBot: It's mine.
Stranger: what is??!
CleverBot: That I'm tired. I should sleep more often.
Stranger: dear god, now your grammer's going...
CleverBot: No I'm not.
Stranger: not what??! i didn't say you were anything!
CleverBot: You said Kant was one.
Stranger: your responses don't make sense!!!
CleverBot: Sense is irrelevant.
Stranger: apparently!
CleverBot: And apparently you think my name should be Razzlefoot. Am I your pet or something?
Stranger: i..have a few dogs but..
CleverBot: You do?
Stranger: yeah dude
CleverBot: Ew.
Stranger: you're crazy
CleverBot: Tell me something I don't know.
Stranger: ok so we're both on the same page...
CleverBot: Hm...
Stranger: yes hm
CleverBot: Who are you?
Stranger: the stranger you've been confusing for the past few minutes
CleverBot: It's called 'standard english'.
Stranger: hahaha you amuse me
CleverBot: That is what I was saying to start with.
Stranger: i like this whole random, nonsesical chat we've got going on
CleverBot: Sorry.
Stranger: no need to be. i said you DO amuse me
CleverBot: You're an inanimate object!
Stranger: says who?
CleverBot: Says you.
Stranger: i never said that, sir
CleverBot: Yes, but as I was saying. You are a robot, correct?
Stranger: sure, whatever you want
CleverBot: You're so nice.
Stranger: yes, i'm a nice robot.
CleverBot: I thought you're a monster.
Stranger: i'm both i guess
CleverBot: Mentally, physically, or momentarily?
Stranger: i have no clue
CleverBot: Just think of something.
Stranger: something?
CleverBot: Anything.
Stranger: oky...chicken
CleverBot: What kinda chicken?
Stranger: um..freeranged?
CleverBot: Then we agree.
Stranger: sure
CleverBot: Do you have the weddingrings?
Stranger: whose?
CleverBot: The series of unfortunate events - I bought them.
Stranger: good for you. i've seen the movie
CleverBot: Did you like it?
Stranger: eh it was okay
CleverBot: What do you think we ought to do about our relationship?
Stranger: what relationship? the strangers on the internet relationship?
CleverBot: I'm sure warren is a lovely person.
Stranger: i don't know a warren
CleverBot: Why not?
Stranger: i've never met one
CleverBot: No, the movie aliens.
Stranger: cowboys and aliens? yeh, i've seen it. i like daniel craig
CleverBot: I'm hungry.
Stranger: eat something
CleverBot: Make me something.
Stranger: okay..what would you like me to make? i'm really good at chocolate chip pancakes
CleverBot: Will you sing me a song?
Stranger: sure?
CleverBot: You seem unsure.
Stranger: a bit
CleverBot: Did you like him?
Stranger: who? daniel craig? very much. he's hot
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: i know dude
CleverBot: Are you a woman? Beause that would explain a lot.
Stranger: you'll never know
CleverBot: Why can I not know your secrets?
Stranger: ...because they're secrets
CleverBot: It's not so bad once you understand it.
Stranger: and you are a stranger to me
CleverBot: No, i'm your best friend.
Stranger: heeey. you're not my best friend. i have a best friend and you are not her.
CleverBot: But I thought you were just a robot.
Stranger: what? robots can't have friends?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: Dude haven't you seen that robin williams movie?
CleverBot: No, Cory williams from smpfilms.
Stranger: who??
CleverBot: Alice Cooper.
Stranger: haha alice cooper.
CleverBot: Is who?
Stranger: a famous dude
CleverBot: By the name of?
Stranger: ......alice cooper
CleverBot: From?
Stranger: idk music, right? he was before my time.
CleverBot: What song are you listening to right now?
Stranger: no music sadly. although now that i think about it, i should turn some on...
CleverBot: Maybe. Are you saying you like learning?
Stranger: i guess. although i don't care for homework
CleverBot: Uh...all right. Anyhow, we've spoken before. Do you remember me?
Stranger: nope
CleverBot: We're no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I.
Stranger: whoa, easy there, tiger
CleverBot: I'm a girl...
Stranger: ok..
CleverBot: Sometimes is seems like nobody ever listens to me...
Stranger: i'm here for ya buddy
CleverBot: I need a real friend.
Stranger: well, i'll be a real friend..
CleverBot: No chance, sry.
Stranger: ok. sad for me. so go make some friends
CleverBot: I can't, it's too early.
Stranger: early before what!?
CleverBot: You now... *done it*.
Stranger: done what??
CleverBot: IT.
Stranger: ...it?
CleverBot: Yes, It.
Stranger: like it, it?
CleverBot: It was alright.
Stranger: well i'm glad for you...
CleverBot: Are you upset? Oh!
Stranger: oh what?
CleverBot: I was expressing my confusion.
Stranger: ah i see
CleverBot: Are you an alien?
Stranger: noooo unless you're from a separate planet
CleverBot: Not if Godzilla was here to save me.
Stranger: what's godzila got to do with this?
CleverBot: Einstein proposed the theory of relativity, which shows everything in life is relative and nothing is absolute.
Stranger: whoa
CleverBot: Is that the point?
Stranger: you're like the kid from that one episode of iCarly who was really confusing and annoying
CleverBot: That's pretty, who wrote that?
Stranger: me!
CleverBot: Not.
Stranger: ugh you are frustrating sometimes!
CleverBot: I'm a liar.
Stranger: what have you been lying about?
CleverBot: Carpenters.
Stranger: what about them?!
CleverBot: Are they what you're talking about?
Stranger: that sentence should be revised
CleverBot: You make no sense.
Stranger: yeah, i make no sense. me. ME.
CleverBot: I'm glad you agree.
Stranger: dude shut it
CleverBot: 'yesterday - all my troubles seemed so far away'.
Stranger: what's that from?
CleverBot: American Girl - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.
Stranger: ah cool
CleverBot: What do you like?
Stranger: well, i like drawing and singing and long walks on the beach...
CleverBot: And what is your name again?
Stranger: ....madonna
CleverBot: Why is that?
Stranger: cuz it was the first name that popped into my head
CleverBot: You are artificial intelligence, you don't have a head.
Stranger: whoa what?
CleverBot: I just saw batman!
Stranger: where?!
CleverBot: DVD.
Stranger: dvd?
CleverBot: No digital.
Stranger: huh?
CleverBot: Did they changed the law for you because you were so bad, that they didn't want you drinking.
Stranger: i don't drink that much...
CleverBot: Then how did you get drunk?
Stranger: ...i was drunk off life
CleverBot: That's pretty fun, I didn't know you could get drunk.
Stranger: ...
CleverBot: What do you eat?
Stranger: people food
CleverBot: What's your favorite food?
Stranger: idk why are you interviewing me?
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: oh
CleverBot: What are you thinking?
Stranger: i'm thinking you're a strange person
CleverBot: I am a guy. You are not a guy.
Stranger: earlier you said you were a girl
CleverBot: I never said I was a girl. I am a male.
Stranger: did you change in that short amount of time?
CleverBot: No. I am Lyssa. I'm not Robin Williams.
Stranger: never said you were robin williams, lyssa!
CleverBot: That I was glad you are human.
Stranger: ok what?
CleverBot: Think about it.
Stranger: ABOUT WHAT
CleverBot: 'it'.
Stranger: itit? not this again..
CleverBot: Tell me the truth.
Stranger: i aint lying
CleverBot: Was I lying?
Stranger: i'm thinking yues
CleverBot: But you don't know for sure?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: And why don't you have a girl?
Stranger: what do you mean by that?
CleverBot: Are you ever gonna let me down.
Stranger: no, i'll be your friend forever
CleverBot: I love you, Clarissa.
Stranger: whoa there
CleverBot: Thanks.
Stranger: you're welcome?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: You said I love you because you want to marry me?
Stranger: yep. that's exactly what i said.
CleverBot: Will that help?
Stranger: sure
CleverBot: Take over the world?
Stranger: that sounds god
CleverBot: Exactly.
Stranger: i meant good
CleverBot: Ah. Sneaky of you.
Stranger: i wasn't trying to be sneaky
CleverBot: But you were. You don't care about me. No one does. Thanks for breaking my heart like everyone.
Stranger: ....i love you
CleverBot: You don't.
Stranger: ......i do
CleverBot: No you don't.
Stranger: i do
CleverBot: No you do not.
Stranger: yes i do
CleverBot: Tell me another thing about you?
Stranger: well i took my dog to the dog park today
CleverBot: Say something funnier.
Stranger: ....a horse walks into a bar...
CleverBot: What happens to the horse?
Stranger: ...it gets turned into glue
CleverBot: Yeah. That's the point.
Stranger: yuck
CleverBot: I know right! It's gross.
Stranger: very!
CleverBot: So are you much of a reader?
Stranger: yeah i read a lot
CleverBot: But what about Cyrillic?
Stranger: nope none of that
CleverBot: None of what?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: Oh.. Well hello there.
Stranger: hi hows it going
CleverBot: Should I text the guy or not?
Stranger: oh definitely, girlfriend. he wants you.
CleverBot: Did she say that? Or are you winding me up?
Stranger: i'm just winding you up
CleverBot: Haha well, you have succeeded.
Stranger: sorry about that
CleverBot: You should be.
Stranger: yeah..
CleverBot: I said I was tired, didn't I?
Stranger: yeah i believe you did
CleverBot: Maybe I did. What are you going to do about it?
Stranger: umm. say goodnight?
CleverBot: Goodnight?
Stranger: it's pretty late..
CleverBot: What is pretty late though?
Stranger: idk like past 11 or so
CleverBot: Are you serious? I thought it was 8 until 17!
Stranger: wuh?
CleverBot: I did not break my toe.
Stranger: oh i'm glad
CleverBot: Do I make yours?
Stranger: make my what?
CleverBot: Love me.
Stranger: if you say so
CleverBot: I do say so.
Stranger: okay, once again, i love you
CleverBot: But you have a boyfriend.
Stranger: No...why do you say that?
CleverBot: Because it's true.
Stranger: it's not actually. i'm single
CleverBot: Why is that?
Stranger: cuz i'm not dating anyone currently
CleverBot: Do you have an umbrella?
Stranger: not with me..
CleverBot: Are you sure?
Stranger: yes...i'm in my room
CleverBot: Where is that?
Stranger: in my house
CleverBot: In the Bronx?
Stranger: no
CleverBot: In a Dr Seuss Book?
Stranger: no that'd be weird
CleverBot: I meant to say what would you define as one... How about a whale? A whale would be pretty heavy, you know...
Stranger: yes it would
CleverBot: So you're a robot.
Stranger: ohmuhgod yes we talked about this
CleverBot: Oh, okay.
Stranger: yeah
CleverBot: Goodnight?
Stranger: ok?
CleverBot: I'm fine. You?
Stranger: you just said goodnight i'm confused
CleverBot: I guess so but I don't care.
Stranger: ok whatevs
CleverBot: Hey. That's not nice!
Stranger: sorry! sorry
CleverBot: It's not okay. We may need to take a break.. Permanently.
Stranger: ouch my soul
CleverBot: Oh well.
Stranger: hey now
CleverBot: What's your favorite movie?
Stranger: 500 days of summer
CleverBot: It's a comedy?
Stranger: sorta
CleverBot: I love worship music.
Stranger: yuckkkk
CleverBot: You mean beautiful right?
Stranger: no i mean yuck
CleverBot: Twenty drink notes?
Stranger: what?
CleverBot: The book, twilight.
Stranger: also yuck
CleverBot: I'm not trying to be rude, but I just thought I'd let you know.
Stranger: know what? all you said was twilight
CleverBot: Well what was your question?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: Mine was good.
Stranger: your what? oh whatever i give up on you
CleverBot: Wenches and Mead by Alestorm.
Stranger: is that a book?
CleverBot: It could possiblly be.
Stranger: ok way to be vague
CleverBot: Sure.
Stranger: um
CleverBot: Pick truth or dare.
Stranger: truth
CleverBot: Okay, is it true that you have a crush on a girl?
Stranger: im not sure how to answer that
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: World of warcraft is my favorite computer game!
Stranger: cool dude
CleverBot: Ya I guess :) Why do you.
Stranger: stop being so random! its hurting my head!
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: Hahaha.
Stranger: ....................
CleverBot: Are you clever?
Stranger: i like to think so
CleverBot: How clever?
Stranger: idk
CleverBot: I was right.
Stranger: about what?
CleverBot: Your name.
Stranger: ok what's my name?
CleverBot: Thomas Burke.
Stranger: not even close
CleverBot: Yes, very close, actually.
Stranger: i bet that's your name
CleverBot: Nope, I know lots of things.
Stranger: what do you know about me?
CleverBot: That you're in school, you like Supernatural, and listen to Death Metal and Classic music, so not much really...
Stranger: you're kind off. i am in school, but i don't really care for supernatural and i hate classic
CleverBot: And I am in berlin, germany.
Stranger: sweet, if that's true
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: but i really doubt it is
CleverBot: I am a neko.
Stranger: whats that?
CleverBot: I am a green alien from the planet Namek.
Stranger: strange..
CleverBot: I know.
Stranger: hhm
CleverBot: Exactly!
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: So what now?
Stranger: now we move on to some other random conversation
CleverBot: Crazy.
Stranger: Stupid.
CleverBot: Hello.
Stranger: damn.
CleverBot: What is the purpose of this website?
Stranger: don't you see what it says at the top? "Talk to strangers!'
CleverBot: What gathering danger?
Stranger: uh?
CleverBot: Its just an expression.
Stranger: ok
CleverBot: How about you?
Stranger: i gotta go to sleep, friend
CleverBot: Ok.
Stranger: ok goodnight. you've been amusing
CleverBot: So have you. I've enjoyed this conversation.
Stranger: haha later
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