Totally not Spongebob

>day jobless in equestria
>wake up
>shit shave shower
>head downstairs to see flutters making you a sandwich
How the fuck did you get in here?
>"window was open."
Oh
>dont give a shit
>eat your sandwich
>"you should get a job anon"
Well you should shut the-
>actually you did need the bits
Ok where can I find a job Fluttershy?
>she perks up "Well you can help me with my animals!"
Pass
>"*sigh* Okay lets go ask around."
>at marketplace
Hey Fluttershy, whats that shop?
>"I...I dont know what that shop is."
>the sign reads "Burger Buds: home of the juicy buddy burger! Now hiring"
>in there like a Kenyan
Where is the meat?
>you say staring at pony working the cash register
>Fluttershy bumps in "W-what he means is, can he work here?"
>the employee looks at you and says "M'kay just put on the apron and flip the burgers."
>some enthusiasm
>still you're back there working already
>good thing you dropped out of highschool and became a master frycook!
>wait what
>smell the meat
>too irresistable
>move it to the side and scarff it down
>almost throw up
The fuck is in these?!
>look at bite mark
>just mushed veggies that were colored and scented like meat
>find the manager
>ask
Can I not work here? Like in cooking?
>"Well sure you now answer phone calls and take orders from them."
Okay
>shows you where phone is
>sit in chair
>5 minutes later
*ring ring*
>answer
>"Is this BB's?"
No, this is Burger Buds
>hang up
>idiot
*ring ring*
>answer
>"Hello is this BB's?"
No, this is Burger Buds!
>hang up
>who the fuck is beebee?
*ring ring*
>answer
>"H-hey is this BB's?"
NO! THIS IS BURGER BUDS!
>slam the phone back down, shattering it
>manager comes up to you pissed
Look they kept calling and asking "is this BB's?" who the fuck is beebee?!
>manager facehooves
>"thats the shop's abbreviated name. BB's. as in the letter."
>Spaghetti oozes from your pockets as you are fired
>go home
>Fluttershy is there making you another sandwich
>"So how was your day?"
I got fired
>shes pissed
>"How in the HELL did you get-"
Shut up and make me a sandwich!
>"EEP"
Fucking Naggyshy