How Calvin Interviews

Since I can't do in-game tryouts, I'll just have you fill out this:
1) How old are you?
2) Any previous comp experience?
3) Are you trying to join any other 6s teams?
4) Do you have a mentor?
5) why should I choose you over another medic?
6) What makes you feel like you should belong on my 6s team?
7) Why are you applying for my team and not another team?
//Wow it is easy to make pseudo-business questions that are 90% the same
8) What is inspiring you to join my team?
9) How good are your blowjobs?
10) Do you use mouthwash?
11) On a scale of applesauce to pulverizer, how much teeth do you use in a blowie?