get_the_clock (WordPress)

/*
    function get_the_clock
    Formatted the Date and Time
    @author Van Lauren Laffressia
*/
function get_the_clock() {

    global $post;
    setlocale( LC_TIME, "fr_CA" );

    $date = get_post_time('G', true, $post);
    static $clock = 86400;

    if( !is_numeric( $date ) ) {
        $time_chunks = explode( ':', str_replace( ' ', ':', $date ) );
        $date_chunks = explode( '-', str_replace( ' ', '-', $date ) );
        $date = gmmktime( (int)$time_chunks[1], (int)$time_chunks[2], (int)$time_chunks[3], (int)$date_chunks[1], (int)$date_chunks[2], (int)$date_chunks[0] );
    }

    $current_time = current_time( 'mysql', $gmt );
    $newer_date = ( !$newer_date ) ? strtotime( $current_time ) : $newer_date;

    // Difference in seconds
    $since = $newer_date - $date;

    // Something went wrong with date calculation and we ended up with a negative date.
    if( 0 > $since )
        return __( 'sometime', 'lexpress' );
    else {
        //Within 24 hours
        if( $since < $clock )
            return __( 'Aujourd\'hui', 'lexpress' );
        //Within 48 hours
        elseif( $since < $clock * 2 )
            return __( 'Hier', 'lexpress' );
        //Mercredi
        elseif( $since < $clock * 3 )
            return strftime( "%A", $clock );
        //Jeudi
        elseif( $since < $clock * 4 )
            return strftime( "%A", $clock );
        //Vendredi
        elseif( $since < $clock * 5 )
            return strftime( "%A", $clock );
        //Samedi
        elseif( $since < $clock * 6 )
            return strftime( "%A", $clock );
        //Dimanche
        elseif( $since < $clock * 7 )
            return strftime( "%A", $clock );
        else
            return get_the_date();

    }
}