Sendai Maximum Overbusiness [Typeset]

Sendai Home Security Kai San Translation
From https://exhentai.org/g/1019964/0e3fe22801/

>Hayasui: Hi,
>Hayasui: I've got a package here for Sendai-san from Amatsun Prime.
>Jintsuu: Ah, thank you.
>Jintsuu: Nee-san is probably still sleeping.
>Jintsuu: I'll leave it at her door...

>Unryuu: This is a delivery for Sendai-san from Rakuten Books.
>Jintsuu: Thanks a lot.
>???: These are some PC components from PC Koubou (https://www.pc-koubou.jp/)
>???: This is a Camera from Yodobashi (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yodobashi_Camera)
>???: This is from Chapa net (note: I don't know what this is, Chapa is the pronunciation of "茶巴," whose literal meaning is that of a tea cafe)

>Jintsuu: Even more...!?
>Tama: Pizza delivery, nya~
>Jintsuu: There are only three of us in this house! We can't possibly eat all that!
>Tama: But the order we got said one each of the most expensive ones, nya...

>Jintsuu: Nee-san!
>Jintsuu: You're wasting money, what do you think you're doi--

>Jintsuu: W-Ww-wwW--w-w...
>Sendai: Hm? Eh?
>Jintsuu: W...what the hell...
>Naka: Sendai-chan....could you have been secretly in THAT industry... [Mmmm...//// (note: moan?)]
>Sendai: Why are you looking at me like that?

>Sendai: Hmhmhm....
>Sendai: I've found a way to live without sortieing!
>Hatsuyuki: FX*....
>Naka+Jintsuu: Eff-ecks....?
>(*Note: Foreign Exchange/ForEx.)

>Hatsuyuki: Let me give you an example. Let's say Bob (note: the translator uses a very generic Chinese name) buys 10 apples, each for 100 yen.
>Naka: Bob?
>Hatsuyuki: But afterwards, the Apple farm is hit by air strikes, and apples become a rare commodity. | So when the price reaches 200 yen, Bob sells all his apples to the Admiral,
 >Hatsuyuki: What is Bob's rare profit?
>Naka: 1000 Yen.
>Hatsuyuki: Exactly. | So, if he sells ten thousand apples....
>Naka: I don't think the Admiral can eat that many apples.
>Jintsuu: A million...

>Sendai: Das rite!
>Sendai: Just like that!
>[Naka + Jintsuu: Umm.... ten | hundred | thousands.... | ten thousands....]
>Naka + Jintsuu: EhHHHhhhhHHH?!
>Sendai: when I first heard it from her,
>Sendai: I was also thinking, "Like hell I'd get that lucky!"
>Sendai: As expected of Hatsuyuki, the Home Security (in lieu of NEET) Life Expert! [bahahaha]
>Hatsuyuki: Because sortieing is lame.... [it hurts...]

>Naka: H-h-h-h-hold on, are you saying that Sendai-chan isn't being a shipgirl anymore?!
>Jintsuu: N-nee-san's become an investor...how...
>Sendai: Point being!
>Sendai: Even if I haven't sortied for a while! I'll make sure all of you are taken care of!
>Hatsuyuki: Speaking of which, Sendai-san, even a hikikomori needs a certain level of physical wellness. | it's not a problem for someone who's too lazy for meals like me, | but if you don't go out enough, it might be hard to maintain your figure....
>Sendai: Eh
>Naka: No matter how lazy Sendai-chan is, | I don't think I've ever worried about her getting fat...

>Naka: But if Sendai-chan doesn't even move....
>Sendai: N-nonsense!
>Naka: Hmph~ Well then, try equipping your torpedo tubes.
>Naka: Naka-chang is so disappointed....
>[Naka: See it? Nee-san?]
>Sendai: Al-right--! If you want me a little skinnier I'll get a little skinnier! | But I definitely won't sortie!
>Naka: Why are you so resolute on such strange things...

>Naka: I heard that the US is choosing its new head of state.
>Jintsuu: Recently Sara-chan and Iowa (note: she only mentions Saratoga by name, but she essentially means "Sara and company," which basically is just iowa) have been really busy, I guess that'd be why.
>Naka: Yeah, it seems really troublesome....
>Naka: Well then, Naka-chang took off today, so she's going out to play!
>Jintsuu: Naka-chan
>Jintsuu: Where did you get that cute little dress your'e wearing?
>Naka: Geh....here and there, more or less....
>Jintsuu: A certain somebody bought it for you, didn't she....?

>Jintsuu: By the way, what happened after that?
>Naka: [Sendai-chan?] She's been shut in her room since then. | Maybe she's given up on her dieting plans?
>Naka: Looks like she'll do anything to stay in the house...

>Naka: Jintsuu-chan | have you not been getting sleep lately?
>Jintsuu: Yeah....the Abyssal hordes come uanbated...
>Hatsuyuki: Sneaky sneaky
>Naka: Ah, it's Hatsuyuki-chan.
>Jintsuu: Ha~Tsu~Yuki~San~
>Hatsuyuki: Hiiiiiiii--!!

>Hatsuyuki: None of the 3rd Torpedo Squadron has sortied since my sister stopped sorteing, huh...?
>Jintsuu: Well, the ones suffering is us in the 2nd Torpedo Squadron! | I'm ending this at the source! Hand over your calculators!
 >Jintsuu: I'm going to vaporize it with a fully upgraded rensouhou/twin gun....
>Naka: Uwah, calm down, Jintsuu-chan!!
>Hatsuyuki: Help me~~

>Hatsuyuki: Sendai-san, help meeeeeee
 >Jintsuu: You stay right there, I'm not done ta...
>Jintsuu: -lking...

>Sendai: Could it be....because of the recent....
 >Sendai: Trump victory...
>Hatsuyuki: Well,
>Hatsuyuki: Since the dust settled on the US Presidential Election, | The Dollar-to-Yen exchange rate shot up and has been skyrocketing since. (http://www.xe.com/currencycharts/?from=USD&to=JPY&view=1Y)
 >Hatsuyuki: While this has become a big windfall for some people | my guess is that Sendai-san put her money on the wrong horse.
>Naka: So what you're saying is...

>Hatsuyuki: This is brutal....she's down ten million.
>Naka: Down....?
>Hatsuyuki: What I'm saying is that she's taken on roughly ten million in debt.

>[I sold all my assets to cover my FX debt]