Chris x Rosalina

“Chris, do you know where Luigi is, I haven’t slep-, er, seen him in days.” asked Rosalina. “Rosa, you really need to clean your observatory, everything is a mess. Even the Luma’s don’t know where to go, they’re lost in the junk you’re keeping around.” said Chris. “Well, we can make the observatory neat, but on one condition…” said Rosalina desperately “And that’ll be?” asked Chris. “We’ll have to make a galaxy out of it, so that you can explore and get one of those stars you’ve already got like a starzillion times, but at least there’s something in there. Just for you.” said Rosalina in an optimistic way. “Sure, tell me when it’s finished, so I can actually do something else besides eating pizza and drinking smoothies.” said Chris - 2 days later - “It’s finished, you can explore it from inside out, like me.” said Rosalina. Chris went on an adventure and started looking for clues that Rosalina would put on signs. He found the first sign that said: “Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti.” There was another one that said: “Look above your nose, cover your hose.” Chris looked up and saw the observatory, he saw Rosalina, naked. He went to take a closer look, only to see that Luigi was there too, making out with Rosalina. Chris was devastated, he knew that Rosalina liked Luigi, but not that much! Chris confronted Luigi after he got the star. “Chris, I only wanted to make her feel happy. I’ve seen you with her before, she needs some time with me.” said Luigi, looking uninterested in Chris. Chris was sad, after the two year relationship, Rosalina decided to do that to him. Chris went to approach Rosalina to talk about the incident. “Rosa, why did you do this to me? We’ve been together for quite a while.” cried Chris. “I apologize Chris, but, Luigi made me feel young. I won’t do it again, he changed my life, he’s bad.” said Rosalina. Chris couldn’t take it anymore and decided to leave the room, where Rosalina “did it”. “Wait, Chris, I want to give you this.” Rosalina hands him a letter and a few cards, they are coupons. As Chris read the letter he felt a warm feeling. The letter said the following: “Dear Chris, I am sorry that I dishonored you, that’s why I have made some coupons. You can use these at any time you want. You can use them for when you feel sad and need someone. Love, Rosalina.” Chris realized that he felt obsessed with Rosalina; he needed to shrug off the feeling, he went to Rosalina’s place. “Rosa, I love you so much, please don’t ever leave me.” said Chris while hugging Rosalina. Those two belong to each other, leaving Luigi behind in a galaxy to be never seen again.