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- Sacrificial Knives
- >Day in Equestria
- >You wake up and stretch your back
- >You walk downstairs scratching your head
- >You open the door to pick up the paper like you always do
- >Fluttershy sits there
- You're early. Now move I need the paper.
- >She moans and tenses up
- >The highly lubricated paper squirts out of her vag and slides across your floor
- >You just stare at her
- >"Is the paper your fetish?"
- >You are about to slam the door in her face when she says
- >"No wait! M-maybe we can get another paper?"
- >You look back at the soaked in Flutters newspaper
- Yeah. Let's do that.
- >"Okay I'll be right back!"
- >She zooms off
- >You shrug and make some toast to eat
- >You smear the butter on your toast with those strange knives that merchant sold you
- >Sacrificial Knives you think he called them
- >What a fucking nut job
- >You eat the toast and feel a tingly sensation in your body
- >Just then the wall crashes in
- >When the smoke clears you see a huge wooden aircraft in your house
- >Fluttershy pokes her head out
- >"Is...property damage your fetish?"
- No...speaking of which, WHAT THE FUCK?!
- >She cowers
- >Then she gets back in the cockpit and pulls something out
- >"W-well you know that w-weird cross eyed p0ny?"
- Derpy?
- >"Y-yeah. She also b-brings the paper."
- So what the fuck does that have to do with my house being destroyed by a wooden plane?
- >"I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a friend of another guy, and that guy knows another guy's cousin, who is really good at tracking people down."
- >How she said that without stuttering the world may never know
- GET TO THE FUCKING POINT!
- >"I f-flew the plane to that g-guys house and he gave me this thing to track her with."
- >She throws down to you a radar
- How the fuck does it work?
- >"H-he said you need to g-get some of her DNA..."
- >You look over at the soggy newspaper in horror
- No...please...
- >"But I thought y-you wanted the paper?"
- >Fuck...you did want that paper
- >You suck it up and pick up the soggy newspaper
- >You gag as you open it
- >There's a blonde hair right in it
- >You pick it out of there
- Where do I put this?
- >"I-in the top."
- >You put the hair to the top and something sucks it in
- >It clicks on
- >You see a line that goes around in a circle
- >Every once in a while you see a dot that appears
- >And then a dot that's right next to you
- >Fucking Fluttershy...
- I think I found her!
- >She flutters down after you when you run out of the house
- >Suddenly you feel the tingly sensation again
- >Some random p0ny drops a vase
- >Woah
- >You somehow adapted Pinkie's power
- >This could come in handy
- >You continue walking towards the dot
- >When you get about 6 meters away you hear something
- >Something really fucking annoying
- >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuNIsY6JdUw
- >You look towards the sound
- >You see Derpy with big ugly glasses on holding cards that say things over to a house parallel to hers
- >The other p0ny opens his window and calls her a freak
- >You decide to stop standing around and...
- >That tingle...
- >You hear the same p0ny scream out
- >"FREEDOM!"
- >He smacks against the ground
- >He's dead obviously but Fluttershy still checks
- >You just walk up to Derpy's door
- >You knock
- >The earraping music stops and she opens the door
- >"OH hi! Aren't you the human?"
- >She looks at you and your dick at the same time
- >Fluttershy wishes she can do this
- I need another paper, mine had...an accident.
- >"Oh gosh was it bad is he hurt?!"
- >You facepalm
- Just give me another paper.
- >She nods and goes back inside
- >She hands you the paper
- >You thank her and head back with Fluttershy
- >"Are requests your fetish Anon?"
- No Fluttershy. I'm just bored.
- >She sighs and flies home
- >You go back to your house and ignore the giant wooden plane and Fluttercum stain
- >Today was an average day
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